#l rizz

[sillyuziii]

@lilythrrose I liked the idea of your comment so I drew it

Here's the real reason why alastor left for 7 years

[puffpastrycrimewatch]

[animinarts]

Ace's Guide to Rizz

Lesson 3: Winking

Lesson 2 | Lesson 4

[i-simp-for-women]

Y'all, I love character ai, like-

-to an unhealthy level 😀

(This screenshots are just kny, but I also rizzed the goddess of love and made an immortal cry)

[rootbeerworshiper]

hcs for first date with sienna

chat is this real……

i don’t even know the answer my ass had never been on a date

[flametastic]

THEY ARE SOOO SOOOOOO SOOOO SILLY

[sosoribro]

bringing you freshly homemade blue beetle (and bingle fringle) memes

(bart caught simping)

me and my friend agree that he has -5 rizz (sorry xolo) but i have yet to hear from my other friend. i will update you all

update: she says his rizz is 7/10

[sillypelagicredcrab]

“I like your face.”

[txintedhope]

@mazeofmuses replied to your post “This is like a real thing that happened to me and...”:

the reminds me about Disco Elysium and the facist moral choices are more "Wow my life sucks and i hate everyone. It must be WOMEN's fault." while also being a hardcore racist

​Literally this guy, later he'd post a bunch of 'Black People IQ' memes that got his acc suspended and he was in a black woman's dms whining about how his exes keep calling him racist.

[pennperun]

Asa got no rizz

[animinarts]

Ace’s Guide to Rizz

Lesson 2: Kabedon

Lesson 1 | Lesson 3

[raccoongpt]

Levi Heichou on RizzGPT 🥵

big oof!

[iamthejinyouarethejin]

Not Just A Crush

Valentine’s Day.

It’s a turbulent day for all.

Well, not for all, but for many.

Especially in your case.

You had a screwed up. MY GOSH, you had screwed up.

You mind was pressuring you to make yourself vulnerable to the one person who could make you weak at any moment.

Valentino.

Love is a strong word, but was it the wrong word? No way in Ohio.

Your school’s senior class always had a big Valentine’s Day Fundraiser, five buckaroos for a generous portion of candy, a personalized note, and a balloon.

I think I’m gonna get him one.

“And what could posses you to do that?”

“I said that out loud?”

“Loud and clear, sister.”

“Well, I dunno,” you shrugged. “I’m not gonna sign my name of course… Or should I?"

“I’ll pay for it!” One of your friends chimed in from across the table.

“Cesi, no way.”

“YES WAY!"

And somehow, you found yourself writing him a two page long note saying how much you liked him, but still ended up shortening it to a few words.

Anonymous.

You stuffed some tissues in your pocket, tapping your pen on your desk.

"That's smart... In case of rejection, always be prepared."

"Great pep talk," you rolled your eyes. "I guess you're right. I don't even see the point in this."

"Well we do!" your friends chimed in unison.

There you were, giving your homeroom teacher the note and $5 along with it, praying by some miraculous power you weren't at school that day.

But you were, and that week before Valentine's Day went by way too fast.

"HE'S READING IT!!!!" Cesi poked her head in from the other classroom, grinning. "C'mere!"

You and a couple others trotted along to Mrs. Ortega's class, barely looking in, but positioned just well enough to hear everything.

"Anonymous? Bro-"

"Shut up. You don't even know who it's from."

Oh, he looked so beautiful in red. It worked wonders with his skin. He looked even more gorgeous than he usually did to you.

"Ssh, ssh-" Cesi snapped. "Guys!"

"To..."

"I'm gonna die."

"You'll be fine."

You covered your eyers, biting the insides of your cheeks, hoping for the worst.

"From Anonymous. 'Hey. How are you? I like you.' Smiley face."

"I'm actully gonna die."

"That's Valentina's handwriting!" a guy sqwacked.

"Shut up... there's no way- She could... like me?''

"Dude- haven't you wanted this since like the second grade?"

"Well, yeah- But I didn't realize how I actually felt until this year and just seeing her all pretty and dolled up every day... she makes me uncontrollable without even realizing it."

"Dolled up? It's not like she dresses up. She wears the same stuff we all do."

"But she's so... perfect... I guess nobody's perfect, but she it makes it hard for me to truly believe that."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Too much?"

"You're down bad, bro."

"I know that. That's why I'm glad I'm not in her class and she's not in mi-"

"Hey Valentino!"

"Mm?'

NO NO NO NO NO NO.

"Shut up, Cesi, shut the hell up."

"No."

"Valenti-"

"Before you say anything, I'm sorry if the note weired you out, I was being strange as hell and I don't know wh-"

"You don't have to apologize..." he muttered, his voice barely above a whisper. His face was flushing with a bright red, and the palms of his hands were drenched in sweat. "I- I'm just a little hot right now."

You smirked a little, seeing how hot he did look. He was sweaty, squirming, and seemed very uncomfortable. You loved to see it.

"So I'm assuming-"

"I like you too? Yeah."

"Yeah..." you nodded. "Well, at least we didn't have to do this on Instagram live like those juniors did last year."

"Right..."

"That would've been a catastrophe."

"..."

"Um... So- D-Do you want to hang out or s-something? W-We could go to the movies and do stuff... l-later, I don't know."

"Stuff?" his friend chuckled.

"I mean... Not like that, unless you want to-"

"Oh no no, it's up to you."

"Well I-"

"My family is-"

"And I want you to be-"

"Oh, sorry."

"No- You go first."

"No! You can go. It's fine."

"Can you two dorks actually look each other in the eye for a minture and say "I like you"? What's so hard about that?"

EVERYTHING.

"Ahahah..." Valentino awkwardly scratched the back of his neck. "Uh- Yeah, I like you, I do. A lot. A whole whole lot. Don't blame me for it. She's the pretty one."

Blushiiiiiiin'.

"Oh- me? Heck nah. If anything, I'm the sidekick to the pretty girl."

"Don't say that. Smart, respectable girls are pretty girls. And I think every girl is at least one of those things in her own way. You just happen to be both in the way I find deathly attractive."

You both laughed, shaking your heads.

"Ok then?"

"Haha, yeah." You avoided his gaze, reaching your hand out for his.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Valentine?"

"Happy Valentine's Day." :)

[downtowncannibal]

Billy trying to play Black Rizzmas with those phonecalls of his

[daddyhastogotonightsostayyeah]

Are you stray kids? Cuz I just want to look at you babe day and night 🕺🕺(taste rizz)