y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
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so when a doctor spends 30 minutes performing CPR and revives someone they're "a hero" and it's "a miracle they could come back after being dead that long" but when I spend 6 months synthesising new organs to bring them back after the doctors failed it's "horrifying to witness" and "a crime against nature itself" and "technically graverobbing but none of the laws cover it so we're not entirely sure what to charge you with". Typical
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My lab partner messed up again and now i have to clean the stairs! And I cannot ask him to do it because he doesn't know how to handle these chemicals and would most likely melt his hands off. I would fire him but the problem is I'm becoming too attach- I mean used to having him around.
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i did not ask for the bug in that jar of purple goo to grow tiny human legs and run off. i may be a mad scientist but sometimes i'm also a tired scientist and it's already chewed on multiple very important cables on extremely destructive machines and every time i see it it's too fast and escapes my grasp by mere centimeters every time.
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There is something so deeply intriguing to me about the possibility of your impact on society being that of therapist's notes, medical observations, lab records, or possibly even a coroner's examination. Yet you, the patient, will never know exactly what these secret tomes of knowledge hold.
You cannot ask for them. You cannot search your name in them. You cannot read them unobjectively. You just have to trust that even long after you've seen said practitioner, that the observations made about you will paint an accurate picture of the person they had to help in a medical setting. No matter how disturbing the tale may unfold.
⬖.Exe
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Muelsyse is so funny
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genuinely feel like the rhine lab record of originium manhua is a better arknights story then the games main plot tbh lmao.
An actual focus on curing originium through the story of ifrit's condition in the past, and trying to save the darya girl in the present. A discussion of medical and scientific ethics vs a "results at all costs" perspective. The story is simultaneously about a lot of big picture arknights lore stuff like the columbia scientific community, the secret military project ifrit represented, the sarkaz shard she was implanted with, etc, but its also this really small personal character story about silence, saria and ifrit forming a tiny happy found family in a den of vipers. How they were eventually torn apart by both the lies others told them and their own actions. The constant flashes between the past and the present creating an incredible contrast and mystery as we slowly uncover how things got this way with some of the best writing ive seen in ages. its fantastic.
i really feel like its a much better introduction to the world and themes of arknights then the game itself.
like at the end of the manhua when silence calls herself powerless but then valiantly swears to someday find a cure to originium, to save ifirit, joyce, and all the others suffering, THATS the first time i actually felt invested in the supposed overarching goal of finding a cure to the disease. that's supposed to be the whole plot reason rhodes island exists? but in the games actual story our main characters doctor, amiya, and kaltsit are always too busy running around fighting terrorists and sarkaz royalty. There's zero focus on actually finding a cure. and thats fine, that stuffs not bad, its just kinda funny to me that if we do ever reach a point in the story where they achieve a cure, im gonna be happy for silence, not amiya.
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i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss
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I feel as though many aspiring mad scientists tend to overlook the more niche fields of study for their unethical experiments.
I myself am no stranger to the delight of a successful reanimation attempt, but there are only so many ways to recombine body parts (creative and innovative ways, but limited nonetheless).
Within our lab we have experts in a range of fields, from astronomy to mycology. Have you ever watched a mad lepidopterist figure out how to outfit a lab assistant with the ability to smell intruders from up to 2km away? It's truly impressive work.
And of course, there's nothing to stop you branching out into as many fields as your heart desires. It's not as though we're following standard safety protocols, after all.
A little experimentation can go a long way, and who knows, maybe you'll come back to your reanimation attempts with some incredible new ideas.
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Thinking about how Joyce is just. Such a naturally affectionate person. She can't express it through normal words because of Device #9 but she still finds ways to show how much she loves people. Hugging Silence when she's overworking herself. Making visual novel jokes to the Doctor about her "affection leveling up" and pranking them in her E2 line. Helping Ifrit see Saria bc she knows it would be best for them. Immediately taking the opportunity of being able to speak normally for a brief time in Dorothy's Vision to tell Silence how grateful she is for their companionship. This funny owl has so much love and affection bursting out of her and she won't let her condition stop her from expressing it.
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some silly Dew and Anton doodles :3
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