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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 months
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a very normal homeowner
I was living in the sewers and was forced to pay Pennywise rent as he was eating a corpse.
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nando161mando · 2 months
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dailymarx · 1 year
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…the landlord in his capacity as capitalist has not only the right, but, in view of the competition, also the duty of ruthlessly making as much out of his property in house rent as he possibly can.  In such a society the housing shortage is no accident; it is a necessary institution…
Engels - The Housing Question 1872
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defleftist · 8 months
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Today I heard someone saying some stupid shit and then I learned that they’re a landlord and it made sense.
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kendaizhai · 3 months
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Even crotchety outlaws need merchandising
(edited - red glove is on the left hand and Tzila doesn't wear glasses)
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sportsandlaughs · 10 months
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bitchesgetriches · 2 months
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Hello, bitches! I don't think I saw this in the renter's master post, but how does one go about breaking a lease in the least financially ruinous way possible? My apartment flooded for the 3rd time in 12 months due to an improper drainage system, and I am FED UP. I have family telling me to sue over it, but I'd be content if they let me break the lease without fees or penalties.
If your apartment keeps flooding and your landlord has not fixed the problem... then your LANDLORD HAS ALREADY BROKEN YOUR LEASE.
A lease is a legal contract. Which means the landlord AND tenant both have responsibilities in order to keep the contract valid. There is usually language in there about the landlord keeping the unit in good maintenance. Constant flooding is NOT good maintenance. And if your property has been damaged by the flooding, the landlord could actually owe YOU, either for temporary housing or replacement of property.
So go read your lease, find the clause about maintenance, and take it to your landlord and say "According to this clause right here, you're in violation of our rental agreement. Therefore, I am moving out without penalty. If you'd like to discuss this, I'll have my lawyer get in touch." (Note: not everyone can afford a lawyer, but if you know anyone even tangentially related to a law firm, use the line about the lawyer. My husband's uncle and aunt are lawyers and the one time I used this line to resolve a labor dispute, it scared the bastard so much that they stopped their bullshit and paid me for my work with no further argument.)
Lastly: we are not infallible. Your state government website should have a section on tenant's rights. Look up this information to see if there are any other protections you can take advantage of before going nuclear on your shitty landlord.
The Rent Is Too Damn High: The Affordable Housing Crisis, Explained 
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one of 8 cat carriers, $600/m, Harlem, Manhattan, NYC
i genuinely don't have the words for this one. no lockable doors. seven roommates. SEVEN. IN A ONE ROOM APARTMENT. this motherfucker is reinventing tenements with the gall to make it clear it wasn't done out of low budget necessity (everything looks purpose bought, brand new, matching colors) but pure greed.
this is like something an alien from mars would come up with after reading about human need for sleep and privacy, and figuring that a box with a blackout curtain will do fine. this would be like, foreshadowing, and then all the boxes would fly off into space and-
THERES A FUKCING WEBSITE?
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and yes, the toys match the appearances of the current tenants.
to the landlord: kill, and i can not stress this enough, YOURSELVES
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a-big-bottle-of-coins · 8 months
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The only landlord I can respect is one that can cast spells.
I'd genuinely love to make this a shirt once I'm back at university and have access to the materials!!!
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liluzimakivert · 1 year
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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My landlord is taking my fridge away from me and replacing it with a coke freestyle machine.
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nando161mando · 4 months
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paintermagazine · 11 months
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‘Wolf at the door!’
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Artist: Dave Berg (c 1953)
AKA: ‘Davy’
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defleftist · 1 year
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The joyous convergence of my leftist politics and my job as a therapist is when I get to help a client research local tenants’ rights laws to help them get out from under a shoddy landlord.
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losercxre · 7 days
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(He can't flirt)
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