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#last thing i want rn is going to the emergency vet my god
darkwood-sleddog · 2 years
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the boys playing with the new tug toys: WOW i love this and i love YOU specifically, look at my tail wag and me dropping the toy when you ask
Zombie playing with the new tug toys: PRIMAL HUNTRESS *flings self off of guest bed with zero self preservation to pounce.
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paradox-oflife · 4 years
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q and a part 6 pls ignore
1. Who was your favourite teacher at school and why? My 9th grade Lit teacher. She was the kindest soul I’ve ever met.
2. Whats your favourite party game? I LOVE MAFIA. I’m not talking about basic mafia. You gotta play upgraded versions. I personally love playing one called One Night Ultimate Werewolf. I also like playing the law version which is made for super big groups - There’s police involved, and they choose the mafia. The person accused can hire lawyers who defend them. The police have to present their reasoning, and the lawyers have to figure out how to prove them wrong. God it’s basically Danganronpa isn’t it.
3. Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of discipline? Now this is controversial, and understandably so.  I personally would never hit my child and yell at them. But for other people, if it’s a light smack, like a pat, I guess it’s alright. But otherwise nothing harder than that.
4. Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink? Um, yes??? Do what you want man.
5. Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals? Listen I’ve seen too many people wear these in public to the point where I’m numb to it.
6. If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it? Make it an obscure video game reference or an inside joke. 
7. If you were to join an emergency service which would it be? Probably the medical side of things, like an EMT. Or a firefighter. EMT’s go through a lot of pressure.
8. If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be? Maybe coast guard. But I really would not want to join the military. I’m too sensitive. If people yell at me I’d probably cry lol. And there’s the colorblind test.
9. Whats the worst thing about being your gender? Periods. And the pain of child birth. Also how it’s scary to walk alone at night sometimes.
10. Whats the best thing about being your gender? Of course this doesn’t apply to everyone, but I feel like sometimes the friendships girls have are more emotional than boys.
11. If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it? Honestly? Just observe my body. Not in a sexual manner but like, how does it feel like to not have boobs? How does it feel to have a dick???
12. If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home? I’m moving back to New Zealand lol. I already have a passport and family there. Or maybe Canada if I don’t want a big culture difference
13. Have you ever made someone cry? Yeah :( Not through verbal attack though. I accidentally kicked a football into a girl’s face.
14. Have you ever starred in a school play? In the first elementary school I went to, it was mandatory to do a play. So yes. Three, actually.
15. Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub? Nope
16. Have you ever been a member of any other club? Yes! Animal Services and Protection, CSF (volunteering stuff), Martial Arts
17. If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study? The university I’m going to rn
18. Whats been your greatest ever day? I have a lot. One of my favorites was going to an amusement park at the end of middle school. Had a blast.
19. What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time? Hmm... Maybe during the Age of Enlightment?
20. What would you bring along to an idillic picnic? My friends, no phones, music, and a sandwich.
21. Whats your favourite childrens story? Does Harry Potter count? I guess not really. When i was little I loved Geronimo Stilton LMAO
22. What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it? The Mist. I mean, it frustrated me not because it was bad, but because it was so FRUSTRATING.
23. What three things do you think of most each day? Now we’re in quarantine, “I wonder how my friends are doing?” “What am I doing with my life?” “Will life be the same?”
24. What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper? Dinner
25. What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert? Dessert. I usually just have a fruit
26. If you had a warning label, what would yours say? “Warning! Certified Grade A Clown!”
27. Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone? Can’t really think of one
28. Have you ever been to a live concert? aaaah no i really want to though
29. Have you ever been to see stand up comedy? It was a long time ago on a cruise. It was pretty funny :D
30. Have you ever needed stitches? Yup. If you observe closely, you can see a faint scar near my eye. If it was a bit more obvious I’d look like an anime villain lol
31. If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be? LMAO imagine naming your child like, Fire Emblem names. “Hi yes this is my baby, um, his name is Chrom”
32. Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything? I have the most bizarre dreams. They’re super vivid. They range from me summoning tornados, to me being killed in some Danganronpa world. I dreamed of a school shooting once and a couple days later some other school in my state had a shooting
33. Who's your favourite radio 1 DJ? I don’t really listen to radio lol
34. Whats the best way to your heart? Be a good person. Have good morals.
35.  Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart? Um yes??? 
36. If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design? Just comfortable hoodies that don’t change when you wash it.
37. Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't? I laugh when I’m nervous. Like I go like, “hahahawhat the hell”. I also laugh when I’m shocked.
38. Have you ever been in a submarine? Yes! But it wasn’t underwater.
39. Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done? Nope. 
40. What song would you say best sums you up? Eeeh i can’t decide but Read my Mind by the Killers. Their music video. When he’s twitching his arms, but he’s acting like everything’s fine.
41. Do you have any old friends would wish you could meet up with again? Yeah :( I had a super super close friend from 4th grade and we slowly drifted apart. By the time of high school we just stopped. I want to be friends with her again :((( I really miss her
42. Whats your favourite Nursery Rhyme? Idk... ring around a rosy maybe just because the context of the lyrics lol
43. Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements? Of course I’d take metric over imperial, but I’m used to it by now.
44. Who's your favourite monarch of all time?Queen Elizabeth I
45. What was the last thing you ate? These Asian things called Zong Zi in Chinese. I’m pretty sure like every country has their own version of it lol/
46. Whats your favourite farmyard animal? I love baby chickens but cows for me I guess
47. If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be? Just someone who’s caring. Tyler Joseph
48. What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow? If it’s someone I like, then I’d freak out. Because I’m way too young for it.
49. What are your 3 favourite internet sites? Reddit, youtube, and uh... tumblr or wikipedia. I use tumblr mobile way often
50. How high can you jump? Never measured but definitely not that high
51. Which fictional character do you wish was real? aw man i would say a character but then that would imply their universe exists
52. Who was your first crush? PHFFT IT WAS probably Marshall Lee from the genderbent episodes of Adventure Time.
53. Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality? The food
54. Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality? Having to explain the difference between Taiwan and China. Like. It’s understandable.
55. Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will? I kinda correlate destiny with fate. It’s a bit paradoxical. We have free will to do whatever we want, but whatever choice you make will end up being your “destiny”
56. If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be? Dogs. They just seem so happy all the time. I want to tell my dog I love him so much.
57. If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch? Mean Girls, Heathers, Legally Blonde, or Daria
58. Do you like vanilla or chocolate? Vanilla>>> fight me
59. Are you a giver or a receiver? Both
60. Do you have any enemies? Yeah. Me.
61. Are you scared of needles? YES YES YES
62. How many piercings do you have? Nah I was going to get my ears pierced a while ago but something came up so ever since I’ve jsut haven’t gotten it done
63. Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere? yes it was scary. Had to use google maps because I have a terrible sense of direction
64. How fast can you say the alphabet? 4 seconds
65. Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z? Zee
66. What was the last thing to make you feel happy? My dog fell asleep at my feet and I couldn’t move for the past hour but I love him
67. What was the last thing to make you feel angry? A friend of mine. I love her and all but she takes a week to respond to my texts. And I’m tired of waiting.
68. You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog? Okay realistically I immediately call animal control or the nearest vet or something. But in some alternate universe I’d take pictures as proof, grab the dog, then get it out.
69. Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself? I perceive myself as a not so great person. But my friends perceive me as a good person. So yeah. i mean, I might not text first sometimes but if smoeone texted me I’d always respond asap!
70. Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarrassed to ask anyone about? Do my friends like me as much as I like them? I’m so scared of that
71. If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be? and what would your special move be called? Haha maybe like Paradoxical (yes thats my blizzard tag) I’d do something like a shihonage
72. Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window? A cat
73. Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls? There’s a lot of Barbie models out there. I don’t think they’re completely bad. But there’s negative things.
74. Have you ever needed an eye test? Don’t have glasses so no. But I might need some soon at the rate of time i spend on electronics
75. Do you find yourself attractive? No. I’m just. Average.
76. Can you roll your R's? Yes
77. What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in? Upper middle class
78. Do you know any magic tricks? I used to but I never execute them well enough to convince anyone lol
79. Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won? I ever won? Probably like, $100 lol
80. Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree? $200, if we’re not talking necessities.
81. Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member? I don’t borrow money. But the most from a friend was like $20 maybe.
82. Have you ever been on a cable car? Yeah, San Francisco is known for that stuff. But I’ve only been on one like, twice.
83. Do you prefer Honey or Jam? Jam! But I like honey too.
84. Do you prefer the French or Germans? Uuuuh, French?
85. How fast can you get changed? Pretty damn fast, if we’re talking my normal outfit.
86. How fast do you type? Around 98 wpm
87. How fast can you run? I’m a decent sprinter. I got 12 seconds on a 100m dash.
88. Which is better, Mario or Sonic? Mario. But both are cool
89. Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk? (im assuming british biscuit but in that case idk)
90. Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm? Arm. I like walking around.
91. Do you read a daily newspaper? Nah
92. Do you watch the news on TV? Sometimes
93. Have you ever had anything published? Nope
94. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really. I mean, Romeo and Juliet, and Frozen has warned us right
95. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Two.
96. Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna? Yes, and it’s hella
97. Have you ever had chicken pox? Nope. Vaccines rock
98. Do you own a lava lamp? Nah, it seems cool but I’d be too mesmerized by it
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