#lawful joke fankids

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Damn thinking about how most of Scrabbys kids have Jaundice syndrome smh they got liver failure lmao

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Some more Danganronpa fankids, this time for Shiuchi x Kokichi, Setsuka x Nikei and Hajime x Nagito.

More information under the cut:

Name: Shoichi Saihara (最原 小一). Age: 12. Parents: Shuichi Saihara and Kokichi Oma. Gender: Male. (Possible) Ultimate Title: Ultimate Detective. Birthdate: April 1 (Aries). Height: 153 cm. Weight: 45 kg. Chest Size: 69 cm. Blood Type: A. Likes: Tea, novels. Dislikes: Liars, murderers.

In a world where the Team Danganronpa's killing games never happened, and their victims were true Ultimates, Shuichi Saihara and Kokichi Oma ended up in a interesting relationship that engendered a son. Being mainly a jokester that doesn't takes anything seriously, Shoichi is a talented detective, having solved his first case when he was around 8, and helping the law enforcement the best he can through his investigative prowess and uncanny ability to sense when someone is lying.

And, besides his detective work, he has started to show a interest towards a classmate of his: A girl who is the daughter of two of his parents' classmates, and nothing will stop him from talking to her.

Name: Hanae Yomiuri (讀賣 花絵). Age: 11. Parents: Nikei Yomiuri and Setsuka Chiebukuro. Gender: Female. (Possible) Ultimate Title: Ultimate Journalist. Birthdate: September 8 (Virgo). Height: 150 cm. Weight: 44 kg. Chest Size: 74 cm. Blood Type: O. Likes: Jokes, gathering information. Dislikes: Gossip.

In a world where the Utsuroshima Killing Game's victims were closer in age, and fate didn't decided to send them to their deaths, Setsuka Chiebukuro and Nikei Yomiuri ended up together and with a daughter. With her laid-back and personable personality, she has had a lot of friends since childhood, but the things that interest her the most is journalism and investigations, thanks to her parents' jobs of being a private investigator and a journalist respectively, so her biggest dream is to become a world-acclaimed journalist that can show the world the truths that hide behind the scenes, even though she knows it could become a dangerous job.

Name: Hoshi Hinata (日向 星). Age: 5. Parents: Hajime Hinata and Nagito Komaeda. Gender: Male. (Possible) Ultimate Title: Unknown. Birthdate: August 7 (Leo). Height: 112 cm. Weight: 8 kg. Chest Size: 43 cm. Blood Type: A. Likes: Mochis, nature. Dislikes: Untrustful people.

In a world where circumstances ended up making Hajime Hinata and Nagito Komaeda have a kid, Hoshi was born. Having inherited almost everything (Both in appearance and personality) from his brown-haired dad, he's much more closer to Hajime than Nagito, having a more tense relationship with the latter, for reasons that he doesn't wants to admit.

Thanks to the experiments Hajime was put through to make him the "Ultimate Hope", the people around him argue if, somehow, at least one of the vast array of talents ended up being inherited by Hoshi, a question that also is in the kid's mind, driving him into trying everything he can, to see if he truly was "destined" into becoming a "gifted son".

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i am glad you enjoyed my grubbing fic!

:DDDDD

and the boss is a character that will appear in every single au i make (even in fanfics of a fan au )

the boss is supposed to be like that and also a very good liar (like she went for a good 1000yrs without anybody know she had a son till he barged into her office to get awnsers for somet)

Heyo !

I will always be willing to consume more lawful joke works >:] Those two are so silly and dumb and I love them so much, I love watching them do things and I have been LIVING for the fankids ALL OF THEM ARE SO COOL/gen

And I am VERY excited to see more of The Boss :] She’s not just any boss she’s THE GIRLBOSS AND I LOVE HER/p/gen I will eat her up every single time no matter how many times I see her

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I’ve joked about Clove briefly dating my other fankid Kit over here, right? It’s mostly to trick him out of his soul because he wants a half-alien one for the bragging rights, (and okay maybe because Kit is a little cute) but Kit doesn’t know that.

Clove’s parents might not either.

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Kit had briefly studied architecture for a story about a haunted apartment building, and was somehow sure that the Hotel was defying at least one of the laws of physics.

Then again, they were in Hell, he wasn't sure what he really should have expected. Everything here was off-kilter in a way that usually intrigued him, but the magical miasma surrounding the Hotel was such a hodgepodge that it turned his stomach. The hybrid knocked on the door, and it was a few long seconds- during which he heard the unmistakable sound of gunshots just a street away, followed by a gurgling cry- before it creaked open. When it did, he was faced with an upside-down cross printed on the undershirt of a cherry suit, along an overpowering aura of dark magic that curled and snapped around his own like a snarling dog barely contained on a clanking, straining leash.

He looked up to Teeth. Yellowed and sharp as a scream and curled up far too far on a face with skin that belonged to a corpse, they captured his attention before he could take in the red eyes and redder hair. He spotted two small antlers last perched atop the Teeth-thing's head, between much larger fluffy ears.

"I'm here for Clove?" It came out like more of a question, and he straightened his back.

"Ah, you must be Kit!" Auditory static echoed around them as the man (it was a man, wasn't it? It was shaped like one but Kit of all people knew appearances could be deceiving) plucked him up by the back of his shirt, like he was a particularly fussy kitten. "Well, at least he's chosen someone interesting. Part alien, he said? Goodness, the living world's gotten so much more complicated such I left it! I’m almost disappointed I’m not there to see it! As for Clove, he's still in his room getting ready." Kit's feet kicked in midair as the man's eyes spun into radio dials. "While we wait... let's have a talk."

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Bread

MY FELLOW MUTUALS AND DUMPS TONIGHT OF THIS HOUR WE FEAST UPON THE GRUBBINGS

Here lies the 5 baby grubs we shall down upon tonight

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Wear a damn shirt

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pokemon

man i am back in budget again, some of these i sold my soul to the devil for

i thought i was so clever for making Frosty milotic at the time lmao. also, the number of times people irl came up to me and asked me if Ponyta Moonfly was either Pinkie Pie or an mlp oc is a crime 💀💀💀💀

anyway i got inspo form YOU! 👈👁️_👁️

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happy women's history month!

hope ya'll like the present/j