#legacy vault

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Reporter, to Libby: So, how does it feel to be marrying someone so out of your league?

Libby: Well-

Nash, cutting her off: Feels amazin', darlin', thanks

[sophiesonlinediary]

if u really think about it avery grambs is like sofia the first in a way

[gergthecat]

Hot take, but some of y’all don’t know what goth means. Libby doesn’t wear nude lipgloss and white crop tops; she wears heavy black eyeliner and dark lipstick, and platform knee high boots with buckles.

This is NOT what Libby looks like

This IS what Libby looks like

Normally, I wouldn’t be this picky about the representation of a book character, but as someone who’s be made fun of A LOT for having an alt style, it hurts to see that what is a coping system for many people (not saying it is for her, but it doesn’t seem far fetched); fashion, is being diluted to make her more digestible. When Libby changes her image to please Alisa, she dyes her hair AND drastically changes her fashion, and that is what I feel is happening here. Again, normally, I wouldn’t care, but being goth is such an important part of her character, and it’s so common for alternative or “weird” traits/characters to be adapted so people are able to see someone they relate to. Alt characters are frequently changed or dumbed down to niche one trait (for Libby, it’s often her hair/liking black) so instead of having interests that are weird and creepy, they are just quirky and different while still being societally acceptable. She IS weird and she IS creepy. That’s not an insult.

You don’t have to agree with me but I ask that you at least consider it.

[sxturn-to-mxrs]

GRAYSON'S USERNAME IN TBH IS NOT RANDOM

so guys in the brother's hawthorne when gray and gigi were talking on a site, i thought gray's username was random generated one

but, it's not :D

lemme show u what i mean

let's divide this into two parts

Nonerrata and 575

the word for errata means list of errors so non-errata means no error

575

is the format for a haiku

AND GUESS WHAT

gray chose to create a haiku as a challenge for his thirteenth birthday where he said that there's "no room for error"

CONCLUSION: nonerrata575 is directly related to ^this conversation

credits for the theory: my irl friends and me :D

[never-enough-novels]

Umm as much as I hate him but we're gonna ignore that and be happy about the part that we got a quote🥹🥹

[inmyheaddd]

𝑴𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻!

𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑲𝑺:

can i call you tonight?- xander hawthorne x reader

meet me in the afterglow- averyjameson

late to the party - jameson hawthorne x reader

𝑱𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑯𝑨𝑾𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

𝑮𝑹𝑨𝒀𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑯𝑨𝑾𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

𝑵𝑨𝑺𝑯 𝑯𝑨𝑾𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

𝑿𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝑯𝑨𝑾𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑰 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑯 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑺 & 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑺

𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑬𝑶𝑼𝑺 / 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑺

requests are open - don’t be afraid to send them !! disclaimer! i can’t guarantee that i’ll do your request immediately, but i will try and get it out as soon as i can! thank you for taking the time to read 🤍

[thejudeduarte]

Tig tumblr is gonna go crazy when the Jameson card drops

[vaulthuntersmybeloved]

LISTEN UP YALL!!

The Hermits are playing 100 IRL Days of Vault Hunters together

They’ve got 100 irl days to collect all 25 artifacts between all of them in order to open the Final Vault and challenge the Vault Herald (the final boss)

All the hermits involved are;

Iskall, Stress, False, Etho, XB, Hypno, Xisuma, Joe, Beef, Jevin, Impulse, Wels, Bdubs and Ren

With the hermits who have played VH before being;

Iskall-made VH so he knows what he’s doing (and will become GreedSkall every single vault),

Stress-played every season since Legacy/S1,

Ren- played in Legacy/S1,

False-played in S2,

Wels and Xisuma-have played VH solo before

[jkriordanverse]

My only hopes is that one day the hawthorne family goes to therapy and realises how bitchy and fucked up emily laughlin is like stfu she's better dead tbh://

[mcytunderdogevent]

MCYT UNDERDOG EVENT RULES, TIMELINE, FAQ, AND ELIGIBILITY

Rules:

1. Fics cannot break the AO3 or Tumblr TOS

2. You can only write for people who are not in the top percent of fics in their fandom (check below for eligibility). Non eligible characters may be in the fic, but only as a side characters and cannot have too much of a main focus

3. No NSFW. Suggestive stuff is fine, but the fic cannot be explicit.

4. That's it! Have fun!

Timeframe

Event start: Now! As soon as this is posted!

Collection opens: Collection name is MCYTUnderdogEvent2024

Event ends: May 31 at 10pm cst, with the close of the collection

FAQ

How will eligibility be determined?

It will be determined by the amount of fics the character is tagged in for the fandom in question. Then, the characters with the most fics for them (about top ten for larger fandoms, will change depending on the fandom/smp size) will be excluded

What about characters who are in a lot of fics but not the main character?

Sadly, they will still be excluded if they are in the top percent, as there is no way to consistently tell main characters without searching through fics, which would take too long.

What about non player characters, like NPCs?

They are considered characters for this! Some are even popular enough that they aren't eligible! So if you want to write about an NPC who is eligible, go for it!

Do fics need to be a certain length?

Nope! Can be a drabble, a one shot, a multi chapter, or a small poem! All it has to be is about one or more of the eligible characters.

Do fics have to be finished to add them to the collection?

They do not have to be! It can be a fic that you plan to work on even after the event ends, or just an idea you want to get out there

Eligibility

To avoid having to write too many names (as the eligible characters outnumber the non eligible characters) the characters listed below for each fandom are the non eligible characters. Your fic cannot focus on any of these characters. If the fandom you want to write for is not listed below, then all characters in that fandom are eligible! List below as to not make this post too long.

Hermitcraft:

Grian

Scar

Mumbo

Xisuma

Impulse

Tango

Pearl

Bdubs

Doc

Etho

Traffic life:

Grian

Scar

Jimmy

Scott

Martyn

Tango

Joel

Etho

Pearl

Ren

DSMP:

Tommy

Wilbur

Techno

Phil

Dream

Tubbo

Ranboo

Quackity

Sapnap

George

QSMP:

Phil

Cellbit

Roier

Quackity

Tallulah

Wilbur

Foolish

Badboyhalo

Charlie Slimecicle

Chayanne

Lifesteal:

Clownpierce

Branzy

Ashswag

Reddoons

Princezam

ParrotX2

Vitalasy

ItzSubz

Spokeishere

Rekrap

Empires:

Jimmy

Scott

Joel

Fwip

Sausage

Evo:

Grian

Jimmy

Martyn

Witchcraft:

Scott

Cleo

Yogscast:

Alex

Chris

Ross

Lewis

Duncan

Rats smp:

Scott

Owen

Martyn

Jimmy

Oli

YHS:

Sam

Grian

Taurtis

Pirates SMP:

Scott

Acho

Martyn

Owen

Sausage

Cleo

Oli

Origins SMP:

Tommy

Phil

Ranboo

Techno

Tubbo

Nihachu

Jack Manifold

Scott

Sneeg

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

How i think Avery greets everyone:

Oren:

Avery: *walks out the door and spots Oren* Oren!

Avery: *gives him a hug*

Oren: *trying his best not to smile*

_______________________________

Jameson:

Avery: *wakes up*

Avery: *sees him next to her*

Avery: *gives him kisses all over*

Jameson: *laughing and kissing her back*

_______________________________

Grayson:

Avery: *walks by him*

Avery:*stops and stares into his eyes*

Grayson: *stares back*

Avery and Grayson: *staring into each other's eyes, unblinking, for a few seconds*

Avery and Grayson: *aggressive nod*

Avery and Grayson: *going back to what they were initially doing*

_______________________________

Nash:

Avery: *sees Nash and runs up to him*

Avery: *engulfs Nash into the biggest hug she can*

Nash: *laughs and pats her head*

Avery: *tries to trip him bc "there's no playing dirty if you win"*

_______________________________

Xander:

Xander:

Avery:

[insert very fast and very complicated handshake]

_______________________________

Libby:

Avery: *hugs Libby*

Avery: I love you so much ifanyonehurtsyouIwillhireahitman. Good morning. ♥

Libby:

Libby: I love you too. Let's have breakfast together

_______________________________

Max:

Avery: *from one end of the hallway* Max!

Max: *from the other end of hallway* Avery!

Avery and Max: *walking toward each other Dio and Jotaro style*

(i personally think Max watches anime and Avery finds it funny to make references)

_______________________________

Alisa:

Avery: Morning Alisa!

Alisa and Avery: *give each other a side hug*

_______________________________

[sophiesonlinediary]

this isnt funny anymore

maybe its just a coincidence or it has another meaning

[gergthecat]

RSS (Random Silly Story) TIG edition

The whole (Hawthorne) family decides to play Never Have I Ever

It’s all normal questions

Until

Grayson (who has been making weird questions all night) poses this:

Never have I ever used a kitchen implement for something not it’s intended purpose

Avery, Libby, and Xander raise their hands

Xander’s was using various utensils for machines when he was a kid

Avery’s was a hasty haircut involving some meat scissors

Everyone looks at Libby

All she says is “It was a whisk”

Nash clearly knows; he’s smirking

The room erupts with shouts

“Never have I ever used a whisk to remove a hickey” comes from Max, a hack she learned on TikTok

Avery is oddly silent, staring at Libby

Slowly, she opens her mouth

“Never have I ever… put a whisk… in my vagina”

Libby’s face glows bright red

Nash starts cackling

“Well— technically”

Jameson yells “NEVER HAVE I EVER HAD THE COWBOY BROTHER OF A VERY DISTURBED JAMESON PUT A WHISK IN MY VAGINA”

Libby lowers her head as she raises her hand feebly, falling into Nash’s chest

A scream comes from Max, “WHICH END?”

Laughter erupts around the room

In the midst of it all, Xander manages to get out a feeble “Avery, I bet you looked great with that hair cut”

She throws a pillow at him

He throws it back

Jumping over her boyfriend, Avery descends upon him

They wrestle, kicking at each other

The whole group watches, still laughing

Until

Xander grabs Avery by the waist and shoved her

He intends to just throw her onto Jameson

He throws her to the other side of the couch

She curls up dramatically, feigning pain

Xander starts crying because he is so guilty

I’m so sorry😰 I dreamt this

[bewitchingkisses]

when your card declines at therapy so the make you read the wine cellar flashback scene in the final gambit

[never-enough-novels]

Sometimes I like to imagine how it would be like to wake up next to grayson hawthorne

His hair tousled, flying around here and there, not how neat and tidy and perfect it is all the time. It suits him like him, making him look a bit more free and young. His face relaxed from the weight on his shoulders from handling everything and more, even if he doesn't have to. His hand loosely wrapped around my waist as if he doesn't want me to leave, even in his sleep. His breathing slow and steady and a soothing lullaby for me. Light breaths occasionally breaking the silence making me smile at his innocence and how adorable he can be at times.

Wrote this while waking up at 5 to get ready for my class at 6😃😃 I wanna sleep so bad😭

Pls forgive me for this shit writing it's been a while since I wrote and i absolutely hate this🙏🙏

[inmyheaddd]

hello ! could you write some headcanons for what xander would be like as a boyfriend ? :0 thank you !!

boyfriend xander hawthorne headcannons

thankyou for the req!! i love writing for xander sm, he’s so 💖 wc: 980

dating xander felt like living through a 2000s romcom, or like reading those books you’d read in middle school, wishing you could have a love like the books. he was perfect all around.

when you guys are apart for long, he sends flowers along with a letter to you every time without fail. they’ll sometimes be short, saying how much he misses you, or they’ll be pages long.

you guys are that couple at school, the one everyone wants for themselves or either wants to be. your relationship isnt secret, it’s private. everyone knows you’re together and literally in love, but it’s not like you parade it around, kissing in the hallways. 

xander doesn’t shy away from PDA.

he's quite tall, so forehead kisses are very frequent. 

quick pecks are also good with him, whatever you’re comfortable with, he is too.

if you’re not one for PDA, he totally respects that, and just loves you 10x extra in private. 

he’s always buzzing with energy, so he often finds himself fiddling with your fingers, tracing patterns on your arm, or playing with your hair. 

his love language is everything!!

your friends and parents say you started to talk like xander.

you didn’t believe it yourself until you caught yourself rambling on about a food you love, not once stopping for breath.

speaking of your parents, xander tries to act more responsible in front of them, and it kills you.

the second they leave, you’re a laughing mess.

“did you call my dad sir?”

“yes..?”

the way you’re the only person in the world who could ever make xander speechless, or at a loss for words.

one time, you guys had a fight, as all couples do, about something so stupid you barely even remember. all you know is you regret it.

what happened after it, though, you’ll never forget. he literally threw rocks at your window and stood outside with a boombox playing songs from your joint playlists. your parents and siblings were out of the house, thank god, because you’d never be able to live that one down. 

you went — no, you sprinted down the stairs and to the backyard where he was standing—and shouted atop the music, “what are you doing!?” 

as you neared him, you noticed a big poster on the floor that said, “i’m sorry!!” 

you also noticed the music was literally murdering your eardrums. when you were in front of him, he turned it off and lowered the boom box on the floor. 

“xander, what are you doing here.” you cross your arms over your chest and look up at him.

“i’m sorry, i’m an idiot, i don’t know what’s wrong with me, when it comes to you, all i want to do is the right thing, but sometimes it comes out in weird ways and they do the opposite of what i actually intended,” he continues talking, but if you’re being honest, you tuned it out. you noticed he was nervous, and all you wanted was to make it go away.

in the middle of his rambling, you just hugged him. he immediately stopped talking, and his arms were stuck to his sides for a split second. when he realized what was happening, he hugged you back as tight as ever.

“i love you so much, i never want to fight again,” you mumbled into his shoulder.

“i love you.” he kissed the top of your head, and you fell into a comfortable silence, saying all the words you couldn’t say yourself. you stayed hugging for another minute or so, swaying side to side a little.

that was until your arms started cramping and you both started laughing about it as you walked to your room, the fight long forgotten.

xander is such a cuddler!!

you’ll fall asleep with your head on his chest and wake up in a random position. usually with his arm around your waist bringing you closer, and his head nuzzled in your neck. sometimes, he even manages to sleep horizontally across the large bed. 

he’s gotten so used to sleeping in the same bed as you that when you’re not there, he can’t sleep for hours. 

same goes for you; you pretend your pillows are xander and cuddle with them instead.

dates with xander are always something fun. on your first date, he bought out a theme park for the day, and you spent the day there. the automatic pictures they take on the rollercoasters are displayed in both of your rooms. he once said they were his most prized possessions, after you. 

“not that you’re my possession; of course, you’re your own person, and you’re an independent woman, if anything i’m your possession, you’re the boss - you’re the bomb dot com!”

he crouches down to kiss you if you can’t reach him, that, or he picks you up. 

one time your friends asked you what time it is, and you immediately looked to xander. “don’t say it,” you already knew what he was about to say. “well how can i not say it?”

“xander…” 

“guys i’m only asking for the tim-“ your friend begins to speak, only to be cut off by the phrase you were hoping your boyfriend wouldn't say.

“-it’s time to get a watch!” xander started laughing at his own joke while you and your friend just stood there, before joining in on his laughter, mostly because it was so unfunny that it was funny.

later on in the day, you were hanging out in xander's room, sitting on his bed, when you reminded him of his joke earlier.

“you’re so corny,” you say as you playfully hit his shoulder.

“you’re the farmer to my corn,” he points at your shoulder back, with a grin split across his face.

when you don’t respond and just look at him blankly, because you’re about to burst into laughter, he continues: 

“what? no? you’re the peanut butter to my jelly? you’re the apple of my eye? you’re the “she” to my “nanigans?””

“oh my god,” you start giggling like a madwoman and lay your head across his lap. “i can’t with you,”

“oh, but you so can.”