#lenoxblacksurvival

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Li Dailin:Hey girl, you want to go out drinking?

Lenox:Nah, I’m only gonna go drink today if I get shot.

(She gets shot.)

Lenox:SHIT!

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Lenox:Hello? Kid, can you talk?

Isol:Since I was two.

Lenox:No, like, can you talk now?

Isol:Do you hear the words coming out of my mouth?

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(playing a game where you guess a Steam game through their reviews)

Barbara:“Be careful, mouse-breaking risk”... Breaking your mouse. Cookie Clicker? “Want to play a game, but you’re also feeling lazy? Buy this ‘game’.”

(The next review is a chocolate cookie recipe transcribed into a review.)

Barbara:Oh. It’s cookie clicker.

Eleven:How did you figure that out so quickly?

Barbara:Watch.

(Barbara opens up her Friends steam tab. Lenox is playing Cookie Clicker.)

Barbara:Every SINGLE TIME! Every day she’s playing it! She never closes it! She must have a billion hours on it! No, more than the average Int variable could possibly hold! The greatest quantic computer could not calculate how many cookies she has in that game! She has played it for years! A cookie psychopath!

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Lenox:I’m on the sixth floor, gotta get to the seventh floor, and all I have to do is press a button. One of the greatest inventions in the world, the elevator. Watch how absolutely cool it is.

(The elevator door opens facing a wall.)

Lenox:(under her breath) Holy fucking shit, how am I gonna leave this thing.

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William:I had a short, kind-of dating this one girl, and she was the only experience I’ve ever had with an actually crazy partner.

William:She would try to tell me that my friends would talk shit about me behind my back.

William:She’d say things like... Let’s call him Josiah. She was like “Yeah, Josiah shoved me in a locker and called me a bitch.” Which was a total lie.

Lenox:Josiah would never.

William:I don’t know why I use fake names. His name’s Aiden. I don’t think he’d be upset I mentioned him. Haven’t talked to him in a while.

Lenox:I bet he’s in jail.

William:No, he’s not. I saw a picture of him on Instagram the other day.

Silvia:He’s pushing people into lockers!

Lenox:Truuuue.

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Luke:Dailin, do you want your drink dirty?

Li Dailin:You know what I want.

Lenox:Do you know what that means? Do you know what the dirtiness is?

Li Dailin:I have no idea what it means, but I want it dirty.

Lenox:That’s olive juice.

Li Dailin:

Li Dailin:I want it clean.

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Li Dailin:There’s nothing wrong with being vegan, good for you. But if it’s your key personality trait that you have to bring up to every single person you meet, it’s like, come ON. Is being vegan really a hobby? Ugh.

Rozzi:No, the hobby is talking about being vegan.

Chloe:I once had a friend who became vegan, and said he couldn’t hang out with us anymore because he’s vegan. Like, “if you can’t not eat meat, then we can’t hang out”. And I was like “alright!”

Lenox:Let me tell ya, if the choice is between being friends with you and eating a juicy steak... You’re gonna find out where I lie very quickly.

Li Dailin:Vegone.

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William:Phone’s ringing again... Let’s just ignore it.

Lenox:All right.

William:Huh. I thought you’d be too curious to know who’s calling.

Lenox:I am, but what if they threatened me for money...?

William:You’re a former mafiosa, have some backbone!

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Lenox:"The amount of bottles of wine needed to kill a human is 4".

Li Dailin:Hey, don't tell me what to do.

Alex:Well, obviously that would kill you. If I hit you in the head with four bottles of wine that would kill you dead. I think one is enough.

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Jenny:"If you start gossiping during the trip, please finish it before we get there. Thank you."

Lenox:I actually really like talking to cab drivers.

Jenny:Yes, I noticed when we took one. You almost asked for his number to keep the talk going.

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Luke:Pop off on this dude! Wait, no. No homo.

Mai:Imagine, in 2023, still making sure that people don't think you're gay. "I need them to know! That I would not! If I were gay, what would happen!" You'd suck some dick. It's fine.

Fiora:Full homo.

Luke:It was a joke! I also thanked you earlier for making gay people!

Mai:WHILE DOING A JOE BIDEN IMPRESSION! I'm gonna lose it!

Lenox:Never change, you guys. I am being "eff arr eff arr", never change.

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Barbara:We could rest a bit at their camp before heading into ours... no, the distance is the same from here. Once we’re at our camp,  we can think about everything.

Barbara:I thought we’d definitely get a lot of information, but not this much, holy shit, there’s so much to think about.

Lenox:Thought you’d say “but we didn’t find anything”.

Barbara:I almost wish we didn’t!

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Daniel:I should draw.

Lenox:Uno player that’s staring at a color they don’t have, but is too stubborn to draw immediately.

Emma:Ooh! Cowboy getting nervous at a quick-draw duel who doesn’t want to draw too soon, because that’s embarassing!

Daniel:Great job guys, hit the showers.

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Luke:Lenox, your turn. Mai’s just gotten slashed in the stomach.

Lenox:How much more damage over a punch would I deal by using a keyboard?

Luke:Not much.

Lenox:If I hit you with a keyboard it’ll hurt.

Luke:If you punched me it’d hurt too!

Lenox:I guarantee it’s gonna hurt more if I use a keyboard!

Luke:Well, hit a tree with a keyboard and see if it hurts more than a punch!

Lenox:All right, I’ll be right back! (She fake gets up.) I’ll test it and get back to you. All right. I’m just going to do it.

Luke:Roll, uhh... Fight, keyboard.

Mai:(snickering) Fight, keyboard....

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Leon:If I was a girl I’d go gay for Phoebe Cates.

Lenox:Leon, did you forget straight people exist again?

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(William shows Barbara and Lenox a meme video filmed underwater where within the first few seconds a fish shows up.)

Lenox:Hm, interesting.

Barbara:That fish is so ugly, I don’t like it.

William:(pauses it) I don’t want to show you the rest. A video of the plain sea and you’re letting out a “hm interesting”??