#leon s kennedy

[larvamars]

the stars collide when You and I intertwine

emo!Leon + @eerizon band!au

[wr0wn]

push me

[leonstoenailunderhisbed]

Thinking about cop Leon and his kitten.

Imagine he takes you back to his places after a date and you guys begin to get intimate. He takes you to his bedroom, slowly undressing you as his hands travel throughout your chest and stomach.

He lays down the bed and continues to make out with you. He was ready to start touching you privately, until his cat jumped on the bed and meowed loudly.

You’d chuckle as Leon groaned in annoyance. His own cat cockblocked him.

“Hold on, she’s hungry,” Leon muttered as he got off the bed- without his shirt and undone pants. He walks to the kitchen and feeds his cat before going back to the bedroom and locking the door behind him. “Now, where were we?”

[leonkennedyismine]

Im at school and omg I’m going kms, so here’s my hubby Leon

[ovaryacted]

It always makes me chuckle a little when people picture Leon as having this big ass dick in his pants when in real life he probably wouldn’t be that well endowed.

Like, he has the trifecta of being Caucasian, American, and about 5’10, he doesn’t have anything surpassing 6 inches hard easily.

Sure it’s fun to give him a fat cock whatevs (I get it, I’ve done the same thing lmao), but imma just be real with y’all taking big dick all the time ain’t all that, it can be uncomfortable sometimes and takes a lot more prepping. So no, contrary to popular belief, Leon doesn’t have this big ass dick and THAT’S OKAY!! Plus, we all know that the one who gets the big dick title is Chris and he has the bulge to prove it.

It’s a very pretty dick though with a slight curve and he knows how to use it, and he knows how to eat pussy so really it cancels out. PEMDAS. But he probably has big balls, that’s why his dumbass is always manspreading so damn wide to the point where it’s obnoxious.

Still smash though.

[chanif-art]

HEAR ME OUT RE2 STALKER LEON WITH A FAMOUS IDOL READER??

okie-- imagine This is Modern AU -no plagas nor anything abnormal... so at first, Leon was forced to go to this y/n's concert with some friend at work, he didn't pay much attention at first cus he didn't care. However, once when you took the stage, he couldn't take his eyes off you??? Did you put some sort of spell on him?? Why was his heart beating so fast?? And this is the point where there was no way turning back...

He looked up all the information he could find, initially starting off simple, such as public profile-- where your agency provided. Maybe he watched all your videos??

For him, this was not enough, not nearly.

Since he was a police officer of the Raccoon Police Department, he began to illegally exploit his privileges by searching your record up..

He knew all by his heart that it was wrong! but for your safety's sake! He must protect you from all the bad people that were jealous of you!! Thus, you'd understand, right? if you'll find out that he was always watching you through that door...

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supportme

[leqonsluv3r]

text au w/ bf!leon kennedy pt.2 <33

part one linked here :)

masterlist taglist

an: sorry i left this one on a small little cliffhanger, pls don’t hate me. might make this a series atp. i love making these :,) they’re fun, silly and easy. plus, i love me some bf leon <33 makes my insides all warm and gooey. anyways, like i said, pls dont hate me 😍

[tipsyleaf]

EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE THAT VIDEO IT MAKES ME GIGGLE!

Imagine you’re just trying to pee in peace, maybe a moment to yourself after having to chase your daughter around all day. All for Leon to come barging in, opening the bathroom door like it’s such a normal thing.

“You know—I saw that trend on Instagram, and I personally think me and you would be horses, and Violet a tiny pony…I see you as one of those pretty white horses honey.”

You just have to sit there like ‘😐’ while trying to go to the bathroom as Leon continues to ramble on about being horses in another lifetime, swearing that you’d be the prettiest horse in the wild. Violet was just happily cooing and playing with her daddy’s hair like always, not even having a clue as to what was going on.

- Anon! 🎀

(It's just such a funny thought.) Video in question

This is the man I fell in love with... Was the thought going through your head as you lower your magazine, staring at your husband as your 6 month old tugs at her father's hair without care. He seems so unphased as he leans against the bathroom door frame continuing to ramble.

"What're those horses called? Like it's a specific breed."

"Leon,... my love," you stare at him as his attention is pulled from thought, eyes locking on you, "Five minutes.... Of peace. Please."

"Ah, yeah. Sorry. Enjoy your time." He steps back, shutting the door with his leave. You sigh in relief as you go back to your magazine. Staring at the beauty article you were trying to read before you look at the door.

He's at the the other side still, isn't he?

"Camarillo Horses." You softly say, hearing the familiar sound of his foot stomping in the hallway.

"Right! Camarillo horses!"

[eyesofsix]

let me cook

[mersei47]

How you considered making fanart of Leon? I think that'd be fun :3

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I WANT TO DRAW LEON SO BAD here you go (+bonus ada)

[kunazz]

playing w re2 Leon’s pussy until he squirts every where is all I dream for.

[larvamars]

oh Leon..

[leonstoenailunderhisbed]

Alright gang I’m feeling silly so I made y’all some funny quote memes

[quantumvaudeville]

Ice cream break!! Never a day goes by where I am not thinking about that ice cream freezer you can find in the Resident Evil 2 Remake advertising Herb Ice Cream: Herbs Heal You.

[killjae]

leon catdad fluff cause he’s such a cutiepie, this is for you anon!! i hope you see this :3

this is also my second fic, so please enjoy!! special tags :3 @wriosmilk @scorpiolara

ribbon border made by @cherubify !!!

ermm sweet sickle leon, praise and appreciation, catdad leon!!! you’re surrounded in lovebites!!!!!

it was storming outside, the light pitter patter of rain hitting your windowpanes continuously. the sound of thunder booming every now and then, despite the fact you were huddled under a blanket trying to keep yourself warm while watching a movie.

a ring could be heard from your doorbell as it chimed loudly, the sudden noise making you turn your head towards the door and get up.

your soft footsteps making their way across the floor before your hand reached the doorknob and opened it to a small soaked cardboard box with a wet piece of paper attached to it.

what? who would leave this here? you questioned yourself, unsure of what lies inside of the mysterious box. the thought lingering in your head as you carefully peaked over, the sound of rain filling your ears as it was pouring down outside.

there was no one to be found, who could have done this?

a small mew comes out and startles you. what? it was an animal inside, left out in the rain.

you leaned over and opened the box to find a small calico cat, it was soaked with water and mud in it’s fur as it stared up at you. poor thing. you quickly moved to take it inside despite the water leaving a trail as you brought the box inside along with the note attached.

it read. “i’m giving this cat up for adoption, as i cannot hold another one. i don’t have much time left to foster anymore animals so i’ve been sending them out to be adopted by other loving homes. please take care of her, she’s very loving and energetic when you get to know her.”

the feeling after reading the soggy paper left you with a frown and a feeling of sorrow as you looked down at the kitten once again, another meow could be heard.

you grabbed the kitten despite the mud, fleas and murky water coating your hands before bringing her over to a small bowl and filling it with warm water.

giving her a small dawn-soaped bath getting all the fleas and dirt off of her tiny body as she mewled and whined out, not yet used to the feeling of this new warmth.

she was a beautiful calico cat with a brown heart birthmark on her left cheek, almost reminding you of leon with the way you smiled at her. you wrapped her in a small blanket to keep her warm before calling leon, holding the phone to your ear as you rubbed both her sides in the blanket to warm her up faster.

“i-i found this kitten outside left in a cardboard box, with a note about her owner having a limited time left on this earth. i know you said you wouldn’t want a pet, let alone a cat, but she needs us—“

“…are you kidding? you know i’m not very fond of cats.”

“—leon, come on. she’s a baby, she looks barely 4 years old. plus, i kinda gave her a bath and everything, including the flea treatment and now i just have to get some formula that would be good for her to feed on till she gets big enough on her own.”

“..i’m coming home now.”

“don’t be mad, okay? she’s really cute.”

it wasn’t until twenty minutes later you heard the front door open and leon was taking his work boots off and his uniform before leaving himself in a tanktop and his workpants. you were sitting on the couch, keeping the kitten in your lap as she snuggled into your embrace.

“so, where is she?” leon’s booming voice came from behind as he moved from the side of the couch to sit next to you, his eyes instantly going to the small animal sitting in your embrace.

he lightly gasped seeing her fur pattern and genes before leaning closer to her. “..she’s pretty. you said someone left her on our porch? what a shame they can’t take care of anymore but that doesn’t mean we can foster her.”

“leon. she’s just a baby, a kitten literally. why can’t we keep her?” you tilted your head with a frown, looking at him before he huffed.

“we have to get her spayed, her check-ups, and going to the vet.. that’s a lot, plus YOU like her, i’m not into cats like that.” leon gave you a look, although secretly he was considering the possibilities of keeping the kitten.

“i’ll handle all of that, she’s gonna be my baby. she’s gorgeous and such a beautiful breed.” you smiled, lightly petting the kitten’s fur as she yawned before closing her eyes.

“are you sure? i still think we shouldn’t, and we should wait to get a bigger house.” leon spoke, as he crossed his arms.

little did he know.

months later you three are staying at home on a saturday as he’s throwing a squeaky mouse for your cat to catch. you ended up naming her miri, despite leon’s protest on not keeping her. he protested for a long 12 months, eventually coming to like miri.

“you’re a reall, pretty girl. a good one too, you really like this mouse, huh?” leon chuckled as he watched miri repeatedly chase it with excitement.

you stared at the two of them with a smile, remembering how leon went against keeping her a year ago when she was left on your front porch in the soaking wet rain. that stormy night, you’ll never forget the staying up late and having to change schedules because you two were new cat parents.

“shut up, okay? i know what you’re thinking of. i didn’t realize she’s not that bad and she’s actually pretty adorable.” leon spoke out of nowhere as miri was on his shoulder, nibbling his earlobe and slow blinking to signal she was really comfortable around the two of you.

leon felt a sense of pride and achievement in his life, being a catdad despite his previous attitude in the past.

he was happy to have two beautiful girls in his life that he would die for.

[melzzzzz]

that how that scene went, right?