#lex plays ff7

[dark-elf-writes]

THE FACT THE GYM GUY IS LIKE “yeah man you look great but maybe just don’t try to lift in that” IS SENDING ME THROUGH THE ROOF. HIS HOMIE CAN WEAR WHATEVER FRILLY DRESS HE WANTS BUT HE HAS TO BE SAFE WHEN GETTING SWOLE YA KNOW?

[ysali]

this is gonna be so random but what if i assigned some of my non final fantasy ocs a final fantasy game based on vibes

anyway this what I've come up with

Ysali (BG3): FF14

Nayzak (TWC)*: FF10

Anya (DAO): FF7

Lex/Ayat (Mass Effect): FF8

Areina (DAI) : FF12

Joey (DA2/FNV): FF16

Judie (FNV/FO4): FF15

no justifications I'm leaving u to discern the vibes on your own ♥

*I played as Naz in FF14 but it doesn't count bc i put her in everything. that's not her main fandom anyway

[dark-elf-writes]

I love that the main plot device to separate Cloud from the group is just making him fall off a stupid tall thing. Like baby boy cannot catch a break getting yeeted left and right.

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Reno and Cloud’s fights are just two different flavor of mean gay pitted against each other and it’s so hard to take seriously.

[dark-elf-writes]

The game: choose between these two women

Also the game: *Presents the gayest man in existence two lesbians in the worst love triangle*

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“Nailed it. I know. Thank you. Moving on” the confidence the power the everything just i love him so much like isn’t even embarrassed by the dress knows he’s hot as fuck has a few more important things on his mind at the moment.

[dark-elf-writes]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OVERTURNED BUCKETS IN THIS BITCHES HOUSE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SNEAK WHEN BABY BOY HAS FUCKING CLOWN SHOES ON WHY ARE THERE THREE HOME DEPOT BUCKETS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROUND HOW DO YALL LIVE LIKE THIS ITS IN THE CENTER OF THE WALKWAY

[dark-elf-writes]

SEPHS HAND IS SO BIG COMPARED TO CLOUDS WRIST LIKE I KNOW HES HUGE BUT HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT HOLY SJNCNSNSNSNNSBSNSNNXNSNSNSNSN

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I need you all to know that I would kill and die for Marlene. She is the babiest girl.

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I think the pull up contest achievement is honestly the worst of the Remake because this mini game is so bullshit and for what

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There is something deeply hilarious about storming shinra HQ and CALMLY RIDING THE ESCALATOR UP

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You’re telling me I have all this healing magic and like a hundred potions and I can’t just… give one to Biggs???? Why????

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Did… did that hand massage just confirm that Cloud whimpers?

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HOLY SHIT HIS MOM IS HOT

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The Google machine is telling me that Cloud is 5’7” and Sephiroth is 6’1” and I don’t think four inches comes anywhere close to the actual size difference between the two

[dark-elf-writes]

CLOUD SITS SO FRIUTY AND IS ASKING FOR SOMETHING HARD AND BITTER LIKE THEY COULD NOT MAKE THIS MAN MORE QUEER IF THEY PUT HIM IN A DRESS AND TIED HIS HAIR WITH TWO LITTLE BOWS