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[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

[set-wingedwarrior]

One thing I love about renora is how Nora, despite being head over heels for Ren since forever, never considered him absolutely perfect, never being blind to his flaws.

And I know that that's particularly relevant on the Atlas arc, but I am specifically referring to his "nutriscious juice" from V3 that made her throw up and yell at him.

No lies or pleasantries for her crush, just a very real "What is wrong with you?!", and I think that's beautiful.

[rwac96]

F-O-O-D (Dragon Ball/RWBY Crossover Shitpost)

Ren: "Jaune, do you want to get some D-E-S-E-R-T."

Jaune: "Yeah, I need a T-R-E-A-T."

Nora: *approaching her teammates* "Whatcha guys talkin' about?"

Gohan: *walks up next to her* "Yeah, why did you guys just spell deser--?"

Pyrrha: "Gohan, no!"

Jaune: "Gohan, shut up!"

Ren: "Don't say it!"

Gohan: *blinks* "Why?"

Jaune: *grimaces* "Gods, how do we explain this?"

Ren: "Nora..." *exhales, looking at his long-time friend* "...can't spell."

Nora: *stands there, humming to herself*

Gohan: *eyes widened* "What?!"

Pyrrha: "She can't spell! When we talk about something she wants, we spell it out loud so she doesn't get too excited."

Gohan: *bewildered* "She's about to be 18! She can't handle hearing the word treat?"

Nora: *turns to Gohan, excited* "TREAT?"

Jaune: "No treat!"

Nora: "TREAT??"

Pyrrha: "No treat!!"

Nora: "TREAT???"

Ren: "No treat!!!"

Nora: *dejected* "Aww."

Gohan: *cringes, turns to the rest of Team J_PR* "Okay, what is happening?"

Jaune: "You just saw! She gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T."

Nora: *turns to her leader* "Whatcha talkin' about, Jaune?"

Jaune: "Homework."

Nora: "Aww, shucks."

Gohan: *squints* "So, you guys treat her like a toddler?!"

Nora: *excited* "TREAT?"

Pyrrha: "No treat!"

Nora: "TREAT??"

Jaune: "No treat!!"

Nora: "TREAT???"

Ren: "No treat!!!"

Nora: *sad* "Awwwww...."

Jaune: "Buddy, you gotta spell if you're talkin' about F-O-O-D."

Gohan: *scratches his hair* "Okay, are we getting a S-N-A-C-K?"

Nora: *turns to Gohan* "SNACK?"

Jaune: *groans* "Oh, come on!"

Ren: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "Dammit, Gohan!"

Pyrrha: *facepalms* "Dear Lords...really?"

Gohan: *annoyed* "Oh, c'mon! I spelled it!"

Ren: "She knows how to spell snack!"

Gohan: "She knows how to spell 'snack' but can't spell 'treat'?!"

Nora: *excited once more* "TREAT?"

Gohan: *turns to her* "No treat!"

Nora: *brings out Magnihild* "TREAT??"

Pyrrha: "No treat!!"

Nora: *hopping up & down* "TREAT???"

Ren: "NO TEART!!!"

Nora: *stomps the ground* "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

Ren: "Okay, she's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P."

Nora: *relaxed* "Yeah!"

Gohan: *annoyed* "What does 'N-A-P' stand for?"

Nora: *smugly* "Party."

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: And where did you get those glasses?

Nora: I found them in the toilet! But it's fine, I called out to anyone who might have lost them and nobody answered, so that means they're mine!

Jaune: I don't think that's how-

Nora: Check it out! I can do smart things now~! (Presses finger to head) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

Ren: Nora, that's a right triangle.

Nora: D'OH!

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Ozpin: Glynda, have you seen my glasses?

Goodwitch: Where did you last see them?

Ozpin: ...

Ozpin: She can't know that I dropped them in the toilet. Not me, the man who singlehandedly drafted the Five Kingdom Peace Accords.

Goodwitch: Sir, you said that out loud.

Ozpin: ...

Ozpin: (Turns away, Whispering) No, I didn't.

Goodwitch: More importantly, sir, student grades are at an all-time low this year. Should we conduct mandatory after-school study sessions?

Ozpin: (Puts in contacts) Might as well. As I recall, student scores haven't been this bad since the hey-days of Team STRQ.

Goodwitch: Yes, and unless we want to risk a repeat of Team STRQ, we should focus our efforts on re-education.

Ozpin: Oh, very well. (Points to RWBY, CRDL) Send them, them, (Points to JNPR) and- Oh, everyone except the egghead. She just might be our only good student.

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Jaune: Nora, you shouldn't wear glasses that aren't prescribed to you.

Nora: Pyrrha, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't you get to tell me what to do.

Ren: I'm Ren.

Jaune: (Snatches glasses) Gimme those!

[enaspaces]

rewatching v3 and remembering that nora won ren stuffed animals during the vytal festival.

she says “i’ll buy you another stuffed animal.” while dragging them away from jaune and pyrrha. i need to know how many she got since they were likely lost to the fall of beacon. did ren decorate their own bed with them each time they woke up?

I also think it’s funny that ren was so caught up in the princess treatment he was getting that he payed no mind to what arkos was doing lmao.

[bobauthorman]

As a result of their experiences, Team Remnant have become Discworld-Atheists; They know gods exist, but refuse to pray to them.

[amelia-yap]

not pictured: oscar drawing a hot bath

inspired by this

[chantaldraw]

"...because you did start something."

[raccrows]

simpler times

[marylizabetha]

Boop!

[veelilee]

some sketches :)

[frankielucky]

Start Prev Part 3

Next on this space, the art worlds most unchoreographed fight scene.

[riveluart]

When they finally get out of the Ever After

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

[howlingday]

Team JNPR encounter a Red Dragon during a mission, and not just anyRed Dragon, but D&D’s chonkiest boi Themberchaud.

After taking a wrong turn in a cave, thanks to somebody not sharing the map, Team JNPR found themselves on an unusual sight. Seated deep within the caverns below rested a very large, bulbous, hefty, fat dragon with scales as fiery red as lava. Beneath it was a mass of glittering gold and steel.

"Ooh~! Look at that!" Nora cooed, pointing at the dragon.

"Nora, don't point." Ren took her hand with the extended finger down to her side, only for her other hand and finger to take it's place.

"What should we do, Jaune?" Pyrrha asked her leader.

"Well..." Jaune looked to the parchment in his hands. "The map doesn't say anything about passing a dragon to reach the treasure, so we should be completely fine up here, right?"

"Mhm!" Pyrrha nodded.

"I agree." Ren agreed.

"Well, there's just one problem, Jaune."

"What's that, Nora?" He looked to Ren's partner, only to find she was no longer on the cliff above the dragon. In fact, she was sliding down the chain dangling from the cliff to a platform leading to the dragon. "NORA?!"

"Shhhh!" She shushed, already at the bottom of the chain. She then turned and skipped ahead towards certain death while the rest of Team JNPR scrambled to stop her, descending the chain as swiftly as possible.

Ren carefully swung from platform to platform around the chains, reaching the bottom with little effort on his part.

Pyrrha jumped from platform to platform, rolling on each landing to mitigate harm to herself from each great leap.

Jaune undecidedly dismissed the platforms and fell to the ground with a thud. Thankfully, his aura had taken the brunt of the damage. Mostly.

Nora was almost at the gargantuan garnet glutton of a guardian when it began to stir. It's heavy eyelids lazily lifted from their task of obscuring the golden eyes of the massive maroon monster-muncher from observing the trespassing party placed preceding the portly poppy patriarch pigging out.

"Dinner?" Rumbled the tired titan of- "It's not often I get a meal from the surface." The dragon rudely interrupted my alliteration. "And what are the names of my snacks?"

"We're Team JNPR, and we're here to kick your fat butt!" Nora challenged from behind Jaune, whose face paled as if he were staring down death itself. In a way, he was, and death has embers spilling from it's mouth.

"Such insolence!" Snapped the bellowing Wyrmsmith. "I will dine on an appetizer of your screams before consuming the remains of your roasted flesh!"

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

[pilot-boi]

Great expectations