Fanfic prompt : Wind has the most ridiculous most overpowered skill set ever created
Like he can hold an entire pig over his head and throw it (with no trouble he probably got banned from handling animals at Lon Lon ranch very quickly)
He can hold a rito and throw her as well (and a korok too I suppose but Makar probably weighs like less then four apples)
And he can carry a hammer heavy enough to kill a monster on impact (and for that you need a force of at the very least a car crash at 180 miles per hour and the skull hammer has a very small impact Area so it probably needs even more force to kill at impact) and swing that thing with no trouble and even jump with it (Warriors probably exploded when he tried to carry it for wind and face planted)
He can walk in boots heavy enough to weigh down a child effortlessly (that kid never skipped leg day to do that a kick of his probably can kill a man with minimal effort)
And with the power bracelets he can pick up entire boulders the size of buildings and throw them very far and most importantly he can throw them hard enough that they shatter into dust
He can get flung across the entire great sea with no problem and hit a wall at full speed and not die (when the first attack on ganondorf failed and when the weird pearl carrying things exploded one after another)
Like that is some great ability to tank damage
Nobody in the chain could win in an arm wrestling against him and the kid isn’t even an adult yet (even twilight who can carry goats is still not capable of yeeting them would have a lot of trouble and twilight is an fully grown and trained adult not a 13 year old )
And that is just the physical part the magical part is even more horrifying
He can use fire , ice and light all with his own magic (even Hyrule is incapable off using light and legend still needs a fire rod for fire)
He just collects arrows and and then uses magic on them (he can probably use it without arrows because the arrows have little to do with innate magic)
He probably can heal someone with the light magic too (and ice a bruise at once)
And start a fire
The chain is probably going to taverns and then starting shit by betting on Wind while he murders the competition (and then collecting an easy profit from it)
And we are not even talking about the Wind waker because that stick absolutely annihilates the power scaling of the chain
He can Mind control with the command melody (a safe way to let time use the fierce deity mask because he can canonically control goddess statuettes a mask is much easier)
The blood moon is rising
No it’s not now it’s day again (song of passing and then constantly changing the night to daytime)
Hurricanes to fast travel well obviously why the fuck not (if he can take an entire boat with him 8 extra people are an easy job)
Change the wind back and forth just because it is convenient
In phantom hourglass :
Seeing ghosts
Stopping time
Walking through walls
And he had used the life force of a literal god to have enough life force to make it through temples (like that definitely has consequences)
And incapable of getting nightmares (because Cielia promised to forever protect his dreams)
Like I’m sure the chain thought that wind is an actual god or divine mercy for their adventure
If Wind thinks he is the weakest and that his ability is pretty normal and not trying to hide anything it gets so much more ridiculous
Like little guy is a god and didn’t notice
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tell us abt evelyn!!!
OUGH ok. So Evelyn is the “wife” of Frances, and I say wife very loosely. Frances keeps Evelyn around as a caretaker for her children, a sexual partner, and just a trophy to look at
Frances makes it known that Evelyn isn’t the first wife, and she won’t be the last should something happen to her. Frances pretty much keeps her on a leash and knows where she is at all times. She uses Evelyn as a scapegoat, if anything were to happen at home she’d be the first to go down
Evelyn cares for the children like they are her own. She hates seeing how their blood mother treats them, how she can throw them away if they don’t perform up to expectations
Frances is the moon, but Evelyn is the sun. Frances eclipses her if you will, trying to hide her light beneath darkness and veils. Frances likes having that power over her
Here’s the song that kickstarted my obsession, it’s her voiceclaim <3
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