#like bro I can hear this shit THROUGH my earplugs

[prince-liest]

Love love love the 666 series makes me go crazy I reread it all the time. I’m in love with Vox now you did that to me. Also I keep rereading the hentai episode for a lot of reasons but my brain has been stuck on Alastor thinking to himself about soldering the wires for Vox’s pain and pleasure together. I’ve been thinking about this for WEEKS what an incredibly sexy thing to think so offhandedly. Reshaping his very body to suit Alastor’s whims. Anyway I’m so hype for the new installment I’m ready to drop everything I’m doing and RUN to ao3 when I get the email ily ily thank you for the food

Ahahaha, thank you so much! If it makes you feel more validated, writing this series also made me go from liking Vox a normal amount to being aggressively invested in him. Always glad to be dragging people down into the pit with me! >:) And honestly you liking it enough to reread it feels like a huge compliment!!

Next installment writing is going slightly slowly because I'm visiting family and my brother's preferred music volume is "loud enough that I can make out all the lyrics clearly even when on the opposide side of the house and one floor down," and I'm unfortunately not the type of person who can write with that level of noise. Should be in the next couple of days, though!

[writermuses]

Hello darlings!

I'm still alive/here. I know I owe all the things and I appreciate you all following my "queue that" rule because I haven't been on my computer to write let alone draft. In case you're wondering what I've been up to I'll give you a bulleted list of the teacher life near D.C. under the read more.

🩵 Natty

Here's some chaos:

My student pulled the fire alarm and rather than addressing that for the felony it is, kiddo is on a 1 month suspension (you get 45 days for fighting) Worth noting this student was previously expelled 2 years ago for a gun situation.

We've had 2 mob fights at my school and another at the next closest high school (they also had a stabbing and the response was "well at least it wasn't our school on the news this time")

I've had more meetings than there were days of the week and worked past 5 nearly every day (we love unpaid work... i'm talking like full time job hours of unpaid labor)

My school has gone through more than 12 principals in my 6 years here and the new one has given me 9 blocks of classes to have my students research, make posters, assemble 550 meal kits, complete a reflection, and present a summary (to whom? idk bro) All while never answering my emails... in case you're wondering it costs 20k to get the groceries for this task alone. As of right now I have 3 students that can build the 550 meal kits. We have 2 80 minute blocks to build them all or our low income families have nothing to eat over spring break 👍

Our bell schedule is changing so that we'll have 3 lunches with students required to be in the cafeteria, instead of 2 where they're in our classrooms. This will end all in school clubs (RIP Four Square Club 😢 ) and we need 350 more chairs in the cafeteria 😂 fyi I had to have 3 students standing per block for 4 weeks because we couldn't get desks and chairs for my classes of 33. When I got desks they gave me elementary cubby desks. (I teach HS. The average 'kid' is like 5'5 hahaha)

The students booed the new principal so loudly at the pep rally that I could hear it with earplugs in and she didn't send their bitch asses back to class. She said, "Hmm, I think I hear some boos? Wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last."

Here's some cute shit:

My nearly non-verbal gem of a human told me a joke: Why did the sun go to class? To get a little brighter!

That same student: His current hyperfixation is roasting my lack of an immune system. He calls me his weakest superhero 😂

In a room full of extremely politically divergent teenagers, they almost unanimously agreed that a person facing criminal charges shouldn't be allowed to run for office and then had civil discourse about it.

The hype of my Afghani students getting to teach their class the Arabic alphabet when we started our new module. (Also their hype over the teachers showing up to their club's fundraiser)

A parent made shirts for the seniors on our 🏀 team (just 4 boys). They got to pick their favorite and most impactful teacher and she wanted each one to have a different teacher wearing theirs but 2 of them insisted it be me and wouldn't budge 😭 (also one of them interviewed to play ball overseas so 🤞 for him)

A parent made the staff valentines day cupcakes

A student in culinary arts gave me a banging cinnamon roll the size of my head

A quiet student from last year came by to tell me he bowled nearly 300 and made brownies- they were not pot brownies, I took the risk and it was worth it 😂

2 of my kids with over 100 absences showed up this week! They won't pass but 👍 nice to know they're like alive

[beerthebard]

beer throckmorton & family as bdg quotes

(specifically unraveled quotes)

(specifically specifically unraveled season 1 quotes)

“he just goes and hangs out with his pirate friends” - beer hanging out with rum and ale

“he does this thing and then he goes sailing and then he crashes and has a dream and then dies in the ocean” - rum

“instead of having an existential crisis and then going to have to save the world from a moon, or having an existential crisis and hanging out with pirates, he just really gets into fashion” - weed

“that’s right! it’s darkness, baybey!” - beer describing his sister vodka

“what is he gonna do for the rest of his life? i’ll tell you what he does. he go-karts and fights people. for sport.” - weed

“i swear to god, if i get one ‘well, actually’ comment...” - wine

“history’s so BORINGGGGGG. UGHHH-” - beer

“i don’t give two shits about a king who lost a war 700 years ago! *snoring noises* GET OUTTA HERE!”

wine, reading to her brother: “they parted, and each went home to his own colony.” beer, having sat through 4 consecutive history lessons from his twin sister: “RIVETING.”

“everyone knows. that poetry and theatre. are meant to be seen. and not read... and you have NO idea how much it pains me that i DO not have time to do staged readings of all of these oh my GOD i would’ve loved that.” - beer

“who DOESN’T love a little erotic lizard fiction?”

beer abt the assassin he has a crush on: “there’s no way you can manage to maintain that level of erotic tension for seven acts.”

beer and his assassin boyf: *the entire staged reading of “the sultry argonian bard”*

“why the FUCK is he a top” - beer’s assassin crush abt beer

*gesturing to a picture of Garbage Man* “it’s me” - beer

“here’s a good rule of thumb: magicians are always evil” - beer abt vodka

“technically not murder. DEFINITELY BAD!” - beer abt his assassin boyf

“humans are trash” - every member of the throckmorton family abt their father

“this is what man has wrought... you will see these men in your nightmares.” - beer’s entire family descending upon their father

“we all know that dracula is hot. we all know that richter belmont is hot.” - beer

beer: “that’s right! we’ve narrowed it down to 69 monsters! can i get a WOOP!” bliss: “WOOP!” kiara, notorious asexual: “woo,” beer: “we’ll work on it”

“Oh God I Gotta Have Another Baby” - beer’s mother

“and, i just think we need to start thinking of new jersey in general as sexier.” - beer

“i got nothin for ya. if you’re not attracted to this, you’re wrong” - beer talking abt his crush

“if someone comes up to me and introduces themselves as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off” - beer

“it’s not their fault, they didn’t choose to be born! who does. choose to be born, right? who chooses...” - beer’s whole lineage of siblings

“am i safe to smash?” - beer any time he’s faced with a moderately attractive person or enemy

“pop some earplugs in!” - anyone listening to beer’s music, ever

“i couldn’t give a shit about death” - the throckmorton family

“just LET ME GAME, MOM” - weed @ their mother, beer’s aunt

“again, i could not categorize that, but i know he shouldn’t have been there!” - anyone who sees beer at any public gathering

*sung* “should auld acquaintance be forgot and all thaaaaaat jjaaaaaaaazzzzzzz~” - beer

“nobody wants to hear my opinion. which is why i am not STATING AN OPINION. I AM STATING A FACT.” - wine

“they called me a fool! but do i look like a fool to you?!” *proceeds to look like a fool* - beer and weed

“OH MY GOD THAT IS SO HOT. OHHHHH MY GOD-” - beer abt his crush

“hello friends. i’d like to take a moment to apologize for my recent outburst.” - beer after doing literally anything

“once you’ve got that boy under your possession, time to get real into unethical science~!” - vodka and/or wine

“and now that you’re jazzed and ready to go! time to fail.” - beer and his party

“and then you fail again.”

“unfortunately, even the military hierarchy is not insulated from nepotism” - beer explaining why his family is so spread across the continent

“despite what he has written in his memoirs, he’s never been on active duty, and he’s a valor stealing bastard.” - the throckmortons talking about their father

“and the chill bully, who is exactly like the bully, except he’ll kinda go easy on you if he can tell you’re having a rough day.” - beer describing whiskey

“is a living Bowser, Wet Bowser?” - beer talking about himself (bc he’s constantly horny)

beer, rum, and ale: *singing In The Navy*

“next we’ve got the Bros.” - beer & his brothers

beer: *is Smolderin’ Stu*

beer: *sings We Are The Toads as a jester for the royalty so that war stops being a thing*

[yukippe]

her spring embroidery

@minamomoweek: day 4, soulmates/flowers

you grow up watching your mamas keep a hand on each other always, they never say why but you can follow the flowers that bloom everywhere they touch.

you have a teacher who comes to school with faded petals and flushed cheeks, classmates who chase after each other screaming about flower diseases, your best friend whispers in your ear that he wants his flowers to be peonies. flower language is taught before english and you hope for a girl who’s touch leaves flowers that match your skin.

bedtime stories are about heroes with unknown flowers and magical properties, the kids with plant quirks turn their nose up at others but no one cares, your mamas plant the flowers on their arms in the windowsills of your apartment and when you visit kirishima he shows you his moms part of their family garden.

in class he and you pass notes about the dandelion you passed by, or the dangers of getting flowers that mean things that can do you harm. no one in your schools met anyone, but you’re the daughter of a hero and your momma warned you about everything she sees. you plant flowers for love in the school garden for luck.

you’re on the end of elementary when the fire starts. it could’ve been some dumb kid or it could’ve been something worse, you’ve never been the type to ask that question. when it starts your in class and you feel your skin itch. you look to your classmate with the fire eye quirk, but there’s nothing out of ordinary. you turn to kirishima and he’s already getting out of his seat.

the alarm rings and the students start to pour out of the building, you try to wait for everyone to leave and rush down and make sure the little kids are safe. kirishima tells you the garden was set on fire.

you go to yueei because your momma went to yueei and she says that if you’ve gotta b a hero you’ve gotta do it the right way. kirishima did wonders with the exam and your mamas treat your families out in celebration. it still seemed easy on the first day, your lack of orientation shows you it’s not.

class 1a has your best friend and kids who’ve been taught to keep their distance if they want to be heros. you learned a different lesson you realize is the exception when you walk into class arm and arm with kirishima.

a boy with engines in his legs asks if its even aloud for students to touch at yueei, aizawa-sensei has faded petals on his wrists and shrugs, “i don’t care.” (you think he does, your momma says his husband is half the reason yueei gave up on the rule)

there are only six other girls in your class so you leave kirishima to the wolves and introduce yourself. there’s jirou with earplugs on her earlobes and ibara with vines and yaoyorozu who can create cool stuff but wont make money and tsuyu-not asui-with a frog quirk and hagakure can manipulate light and makes a rainbow and uraraka can change somethings gravity. but she has to touch it.

“do me!” you suggest as the girls get her to show off and the others share looks. uraraka pauses and seems to think about it.

she nods, “i’ll have to get used to it if i want to use my quirk right, anyways. “ you beam at her decision and when the tips of her fingers touch your hands you’re feet lift of the ground.

there’s clapping and laughter for a second-and then aizawa climbs out from his nap and you have to do tests. uraraka lets you back down and you walk with her to the changing rooms. the uniforms are kind of ugly and hagakure pokes at them with her invisible fingers.

the tests are even worse. you’re in shape so you know you’ll be fine but there are kids like midoriya and hagakure who don’t seem to have quirks that help them out in that department. yaoyorozu does great at everything and you tell her so, she flushes and you hold up a hand for a high five and. she goes still, “ashido, i don’t want to know. if i know i could hurt someone.”

that doesn’t make sense to you. you try to understand/lower your hand and pretend you understand, “thats cool yaoyorozu, wanna race me back to the changerooms?”

she laughs at you, but you win the race. her laugh was so pretty you almost didn-no, you tell yourself. there isn’t any hope in hoping for a girl not hoping.

year one is hard, there are trials that could get you expelled and aizawa scares you a little even if you’d never admit it. you somehow managed to make friends with the most dramatic guys in the class and they’d drag you for days. (eijirou tells you you’re worse than all of them together but you think he’s the worse) your momma tells you it’ll get harder, that you’ll have to adapt.

you know you will. you still didn’t expect villains in the first month. class 1a took a field trip to a simulation facility and you got to meet the rescue hero thirteen and it was the coolest school trip you’d ever been on up until real villains showed up and your best friend since forever was thrown through a warp into a different part of the facility and you didn’t know if he was okay. you saw a pro get hurt, your friends scared. iida ran for help and it felt like the worst shit ever. your momma never said anything about fighting villains when your teacher was hurt and your classmates were missing.

after the trip the class stopped caring about touch as much. you saw tsuyu and uraraka start hugging on the bus home and the flowers that followed their touch. there still wasn’t as much hugging but bakugou let you hug him and you have dog piles with sero, kaminari and kirishima. It feels good to know that your friends are so close to you after you lost them.

it feels as if there’s no real break because after the trip the sports festival is coming up, you go to the gym with your bros and race yaoyorozu, she has you over to her house once she hears you think you’re going to fail and she helps you scramble through the material. you want to reach out and hold her hand everytime she smiles at you. you want to see almond blossoms and daisies and hawthorns grow up her arms from your touch.

instead, you race her to the front door, you race her to class, you race her in the sports festival and you race her to the stands after you race to one of the food booths. soon, she starts to race you places.

she races you to the coffee shop near yueei, your bus station that  her driver picks her up at so you can spend more time together, she races you to the library and wins but you maintain that you would’ve won if you’d know yueei hand a library and where it was. momo laughs when she hears that, “we’ve been at yueei for months, our exams are almost her. what have you been doing?”

you smile at her as if you have a secret. you couldn’t keep a secret from momo if you tried.

eijirou is the one who tells your mamas. he and the rest of your brothers were over and your mamas were letting them make fun of you because all of your families seem to like to pick on you and you ruffle up sero’s hair in revenge and tease kaminari about ojiro. eijirou bounces off that and brings her up.

“mina has a girlfirend!” the traitor and liar says. then bakugou smiles and you fling yourself back in shock (your mom rolls her eyes at you) he snorts and tells your mamas about how you’ve been racing momo around school and your mamas start making fun of you too and at that point you give up.

the next time you see momo you complain to her, “momooooooo, all my brothers suck!”

“yeah,” she says as she works on her english.

“they were at my place and making fun of me and told my mamas i have a girlfrie-”

“wait,” momo interrupts. she looks up from her homework and looks a little sick, “do you have a girlfriend?”

you blink, “no. im a disaster lesbian. i’ve like this girl for months and haven’t told her because yo-she doesn’t want to date anyone.”

momo exhales and reaches for you hand, “oh okay, okay.”

you don’t hear her. your hand has mayflowers and an orchid flowering. momo follows your gaze and her hand has daisies and orange roses twining around her fingers. Your brain shuts down and then you’re leaning across the table and so is momo and you press your lips to the flowers blossoming and she lifts your head and presses her lips to yours and your mind goes blank in bloom.

[starryseo]

youtuber!felix

only 2 more left after this

im sad

also,,, warning,, a bit of swearing in this oneeee

Chan | Woojin | Minho | Changbin | Hyunjin | Jisung | FELIX | Seungmin | Jeongin

without further ado

lee yongbok felix!!!!!!!!!! idk a yongbok

ok so felix totally watches buzzfeed unsolved

im sorry i was watching that b4 writing this

and he unironically quotes the guys on there

refers to the rest of the sk guys as demons bc he’s always saying “hey demons, it’s me… ya boi” #GottaLoveShane’sSkepticAss

does a lot of research into the haunted/ paranormal stuff and has dragged hyunjin on his hunt for haunted places

kinda hard to find some places bc they’re barricaded and he doesn’t wanna break the law by breaking in :’))

plus his parents would probably not let him stay overnight at a haunted place

but he tries his best to go during the day to, like, a haunted house or something

along with being a supernatural fanatic

he makes videos on conspiracy theories

all. the. time.

deffo the type to cover his laptop/ desktop camera bc the government are watching lmfao i do this too

also deffo believes in shit like the illuminati and men in black i doooo

in some of his videos you can see his room

he’s sooo got pictures, newspaper articles and shiz like that on his wall

and the typical red string tying different pictures and articles together

he’s,,,, really,,,,,, into this kinda stuff

alongside that

he’s obviously into memes

so in his videos he’ll have trashy Comic Sans comments

y’know how WillNE used to have in his videos? like that.

is also really into those theories relating the disney princesses together bc damn those are actually cool

[cyanide voice] DID YOU KNOW… elsa & anna’s parents are also tarzan’s parents????? [just a theory bUT IT MAKES SENSE OKAY]

y’know those parkour videos i keep mentioning

bringing it back real quick

one time felix was skateboarding by some lil’ lake

and he tried doing a trick but he almost fell in

and he let out the most girly scream ever and changbin was dYING

thankfully he didn’t fall in,,,,

but then he tried it again and he fell half in and changbin lost it. he. could. not. stop. laughing.

felix was just like “bro <\3″

even jisung was laughing,,, he almost dropped the camera,,, but luckily he didn’t and he managed to get felix’s scream recorded

felix actually wasn’t too mad about that

he made a meme out of it?? like why???

y’know that one meme that uses Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars as background music [the song fyi - if you dont know what im talking about; use earplugs & low volume!!! there is swearing after the 1st so watch out]

and he managed to cut a picture (of himself) from jisung’s video as he was falling

and he moves it so he’s falling through loads of different things and ends up falling through space that escalated quickly

that was a crappy explanation but watch that video and you should understand

so yeah

he’s a bit crazy :)

it’s ok tho bc he’s funny

he also does vlogs

you can imagine how active and crazy he is in those

& he’s literally always screaming in those

someone get him to chill pls

he and chan will speak english and use australian slang in the vlogs

and 1) comments overflow with how cool they sound

but 2) the other guys just go ughhhhh and start speaking korean really fast so they cant understand - or, well, felix mainly, can’t understand

or c) they’ll chat shit about chan and felix slowly so they understand and are like hey ://

it’s all banter dw

he watched jisung’s make-up w/ my minho thing right

and tried doing that too

but with changbin

obviously he didn’t tell changbin what he was gonna do

but when changbin got there

and felix got him to sit at the table rather than where his game console was he was suspicious

when felix came out of his room with make-up

you bet your butt changbin got outta that chair and ran

felix was just like “wow… i got jisung’s make-up and everything and he up and left :(((”

that didn’t stop him tho lmao

he had already set up a camera to record in that room

so he just got that camera, put it on the table

and recorded himself doing his own make-up

it was going decently until he got the eyeliner

and started doing it around his eyes

and then he found inspiration in Big Daddy’s (from Kick Ass) eye make-up [fyi]

yeah after that he kinda just fcked up his own face

but he was so proud of it

bless

he took a pic of himself and sent it to the sk group chat like “this is what you missed out on, binnie”

changbin: so not much then, yh?

felix: im breaking up w/ u

changbin: finally

as revenge for that bad changlix break-up

he gathered the ‘00 line [SQUAD ROLL OUTTTTTTT]

and they planned to get revenge on changbin

so on a saturday when they knew changbin was gonna be sleeping till like midday

(because he was up all night gaming the idiot)

they came to his house early

and got the make-up kit ready lmfao

seungmin held the camera

whilst hyunjin blended like 5 different shades of lipstick

jisung put concealer, blush and bronzer on him (God knows how some ended up in his hair but whatever)

and felix did the eyeshadow and eyeliner

just to feel a little rebellious

jisung let seungmin do the highlight

omg bad boy!seugming im deadddd

but then jisung accidentally sneezed and everyone was like SHIT and froze

they waited like 5 seconds until they heard changbin mumble “what the fuck…”

and then his eyes opened

and he was like “what the hell are you guys doing here?”

and hyunjin just smilled, discreetly hiding the lipstick he was currently holding behind his back

“ah,, we just came over to wake you up!!”

changbin was having none of that shit and he was like

changbin: “why is seungmin holding a camera then?? and jisung’s literally got something in his hand”

changbin: “jisung,,,,, is that… make-up?? you fcking did not”

felix: “RUN!!!!!!!!”

seungmin managed to get a clear shot of changbin’s pissed off face before they goT THE HELL OUTTA THEREEEEEEE

changbin flew straight up and chased them 

but unfortunately they got outta the house just in time

and he wasn’t about to dash out of his house in his pj’s

imagine if seungmin had forgotten to actually start the video holy shittt lmfao

he remembered dw

anyways they got back to felix’s house and he immediately started editing the video

he managed to get a picture of changbin’s final pissed off face before they ran

he sent that to the group chat

and all the guys made that their youtube profile pictures it was HILARIOUS

whilst i’m on the topic of ‘00 line

they have killer gaming matches

and felix lives to troll people

he doesn’t limit himself to just annoying the other ‘00 guys

nah that’s too basic

he’ll troll anyone on his team

he’s blocked so many people from getting through doors

or blocked them in one corner

and he can sometimes hear them swearing and shouting to move the fck away dude!!!

and he deadass just laughs over the mic

he’s gotten a lot of people killed that way 

(including himself lmao)

he still somehow managed to not be last on the scoreboard??

he plays really well actually

but he never misses an opportunity to troll

he gets a lot of hate messages from people online like “dude wtf why’d you do that”

and he’s just like “y not bro <3″

so yeah

although he loves trolling and annoying as many people as he can

he loves the sk guys

and he’d do anything for them

he can get real cheesy at times

making edits of them all dramatically falling in love with him

like he cut a clip of woojin saying “i love merigues!” and “felix keeps messaging me, should i just block him” from his cooking videos

and merged them to get “i love felix!”

and then he played that behind a clip of woojin just talking into the camera so it looked realistic enough

and he sent that to the group chat like “changbin wHO? i only know a kim woojin <3 love you bby <3″

everyone knows he edited that but they still mock woojin anyway

and changbin literally just said “good luck with him woojin, he’s insane”

back to the sentimental ending:

he loves the guys & they love his annoying ass too

knows that even tho he annoys them to the extreme a lot

he can trust them and they’ll help him with whatever

they’re like his home away from home and he loves it so much

his desktop picture is a rlly cute pic of them all together, completely unedited and unfelixified

he loves it

whoa that was long. 2?? updates in a day?? damn im on a roll :)) 

i got a coupla requests for boyfriend texts w/ some stray kids members

like damn after this,,, a,,, bf stray kids thing??? idkkkkkk ?????????? so many series, so little timeeee

anyways thanks 4 reading :) <3