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kdsburneraccount · 2 years

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Tree said gay rights

#for context this is abt the St. Louis Cardinals #specifically Molina and Wainwright #i too think that adam should retire with his husb- I mean batterymate #would be fitting #haven’t actually watched tree in 84 years but saw the parent tweet on my timeline so yeah #funny vids but also the general tone was at odds for me as i got invested in sports in a fandom-y way #not sure how else to describe it #when even the shitposters can acknowledge how close the teammates are 🤨#mlb #baseball #st louis cardinals #yadier molina #adam wainwright #not really a baseball person but i can acknowledge the implications of leading in games played together of all time #like damn! old marrieds #you love to see it #glad their marriage has prevailed through the years

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originallymarysue · 1 month

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Guys I think I have a type or I just really want to be these guys

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merwynsartblog · 9 months

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Not me thinking whetehr or not Mercury dies first or Fylass does due to age shenanigans, since I dunno Mercury's life span :(

mercury is around king dededes age and i like to think ages are different. so for example king dededes age for me is 360. which rounds about 36 for our age. (ik its weird and i dont have a damn reason for this) and same thing with everyone else like mercury is probably around...320 so around 32 so it just depends but i hc our ages and their ages are different- they live for wayyyy longer than humans

but since fylass is 12 mercury will probably die first sadly BUT. he would leave alot of stuff to his found family (fylass is a part of it) and make sure everyone he cares for is safe off without him

#yeahhhhhh i have a weird idea with life spans for popstar #but uh yeah *spins* also god damn it you making me wanna do a future mercury design where he is a old man0 #spoiler he actually gets married with king d.d.d.#but uh yeah and i also..sorta hc in my head that ancients live longer than usual people so.....*pats fylass* sorry you gotta see ya #uncle go honk shew forever/silly #but good god that be sad- like. i imagine king d.d.d. dies first and mercury actually lives on a lil longer than king d.d.d.#but he dies due to him being so old-#GOOD GOD NOW IM THINKING OF ALOT OF STUFF-#but uh yeah i hc like. kirby or ig dara (not my oc) takes the throne #.....YOU ARE MAKING ME THINK WAY TO MUCH ON THIS ELP

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colinfeatherington · 4 months

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I haven’t seen any posts about this but poor baby pen using whistledown to write about women who were spinsters and still got married and made good matches to try and give herself a little bit of a chance

#I know people got mad at her for calling kate old #but she IS old for that time period and it’s dumb and I think pen is in awe of her for that #it’s not her shaming kate but rather being like damn girl I gotta be like you #and when kate did marry #it probably made so many women in the ton feel like oh my god I still have a chance #bridgerton #penelope featherington #also very curious if they’re gonna call eloise a spinster next season #bc they don’t call cressida one

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lesbians4armand · 1 month

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fave genre of zamasian fics are when one of them has a huge crush on the other and thinks its unreciprocated and wrong because the other is a whole lot older/younger than them but twist they actually want each other baddd. like ughhh

#rpf brainworms im sorry but its their fault for being so damn in love with each other #idc if its eric being like goddd hes so pretty and i have a crush but he’s way younger and it’s wrong #or assad just being an old man fucker but not acting on it or thinking its weird because eric’s been married longer than hes been alive #but then the other is like nooooo you’re super hot don’t worry i Love You #either way! it eats every time #rpf #zamasian

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doostyaudi · 4 months

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Who's letting me draw. Who....

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redtailfins · 1 year

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johnny cage is literally everything you could want in a pathetic guy character. he’s an a-list celebrity on his way to becoming washed up. in the old timeline he’s ambiguously divorced from an unknown ex wife and married(?) to a bad bitch named sonya BLADE. if my girl’s last name was blade i would change my last name so fast. in the new timeline he is loudly onscreen divorced in like the fourth cutscene and then starts a homoerotic relationship with a guy who broke into his house to reclaim an ancestral sword johnny bought for 3 million dollars. god takes him to train with monks and he doesn’t even make the tournament. when said guy gets blinded saving johnny’s life he uses a piece of his armour as a makeshift blindfold, leads him around like a guide dog, and gives back his ancestral sword while the yaoi leitmotif plays. he starts making psyop movies to get people used to the idea that other dimensions exist and credits god in all of them. all his fight intros involve him flipping the bird. one of his intro lines to kenshi is a silence of the lambs reference. he has an ass the size of two planets. his real name is john carlton

#mk #redtailfins originals #he’s even bisexual (delusional)#sorry he’s just the worst guy I know I can’t stop thinking about his pathetic ass #he’s also extremely alpha timeline dave coded but we shan’t speak on that #he also has an extremely horrid tattoo in the old timeline #he’s also always on his damn phone in mk1! extreme screenager!!!#the ? is because idk enough mk lore to say if he and Sonya are married married #my partner got into mk so obviously the only reasonable response was to watch four hours of mk1 2023 cutscenes #and now I am insane #kenshi takahashi IS my babygirl and I’m chewing on johnny cage like a dog toy rn

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takethelx3 · 1 year

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#the people: xiaother is DEAD! move on!#xiaother literally any time aether is in liyue:#hehe #I'm mostly fooling around I mean I LOVE xiaother but partially for personal reasons #but I'm not married to xiaother #i love all aether and all lumine ships guys I love shipping the mc with everyone fr #but xiaother is just so delicious.... old people who look like teens.... protecting the people... and each other...#but fr I love that even I'll be like 'damn ok I guess we're moving onto new men eh aether?' and then an event will happen in liyue #and WITHOUT FAIL xiao will be there #i love that hutao and venti couldn't get him to join but this blonde dude shows up and he changes his mind smh #he's such a loser such a sweetheart I love you xiao you're so relatable #i too yearn for a blonde dude to show up and consistently bring light back to my life #anyway #fanart #xiao #genshin impact #art #sketch #doodle #paimon #xiaother #i just love this event I'm going insane already fr

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totallysora · 7 months

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One thing I’ve always found crazy is how old Thayne Jasperson is?? I genuinely had no clue how old he was until like,,,last month and I was just like 😨🤨

#I found out cuz he posted smth n I was like ‘damn he looks kinda old 😭’#He was 32 when he was in newsies?? Like what?? H o w 😭#It’s so funny to me cuz like Andy n (I think) the twins were in highschool n he literally could’ve been married with 2 kids??#I’m ipressed he was able to be so energetic n keep up with the rest of the cast Icl #He does not sound 32 in the soundtrack #like at all 😭#Newsies #thayne jasperson #newsies broadway #He wasn’t even in livesies 😔

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sheyri · 7 months

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Meyser "Can't Remember Idioms" and Meyser "Can't Remember Names", I hereby pronounce you husband and husband. You may now kiss.

Off to their wedding night they go.

#enderal #vynblr #headcanon #lexil merrayil #constantine firespark #they bicker like an old married couple already #might as well just marry #they're so gay for each other #ask me about my headcanon notes and I might add them #constantine is so smol next to lexil #it's those damn aeterna genes

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softshuji · 5 months

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Any men out there wanna pretend to be my bf to get my parents off my case about marriage? I am so so serious right now.

#my mom gave me a really really lonf lecture and upset me because her and my dad want me to start thinking about settling down ans getting #married. again. cos this comes up all the time. ans I reiterated that i do wanna marry and have kids. i know im 26 years old why do they'#think im also not aware of this??? like i suddenly forgot my own age and have my head in the clouds all the time. and i got so heated cos i #said they only believe in that in theory. in reality neither of them have accepted the idea od my leaving home or the idea of mw being with #a man. and they start freaking out if they even find out i talk to them so to say they want me to get married is so fucking naive #ans when i mentioned this and that they're more than ok w mt brothers talking tp women she said that if i wanted to settle down she could #talk to dad and they could “go about finding someone for me” and I've never been so pissed #i got so upset. why does everyone keep saying this to me. as if anyone my dad knows could ever be a half decent man #and the truth is they don't care if im in a happy marriage they've accepted that i won't be they only care that im gone and saving face in #front of family. that's all. it's always reputation it's always “what will people say?”#not once did love come up. not once did shw even imply that i should marryfor love #or that they hope i love someone and marry them. because they're more happy with the idea of me marrying for the sake of it than #they are at the idea of me finding genuine lovw #im not a fucking broodmare im not here to push out babies for the sake od reputation.#and then i said nor being married isn't the end of the world and she said “it's important that you settle down”#and i said im unwavering in my principles. she can call mw high maintenance like she loves doing but I'm not wavering on the #kind of man i want to be with and when i do marry him i want it to bw genuine. because be loves me and vice versa not because im ticking off #somethin from a damn checklist to appease them. and if being unwavering on my principles means staying unmarried then so be it.#my obligations are to god and myself and that's it #and y'know what??? i am in love with a boy already #and yet they don't care that i wanna be in love at all. no im just a puppet to follow a certain narrative in life live according to evergone #else has and that's it.#im done.#and then she tried to apologise by getting me a slice of cake and that somehow made me feel worse.#i dont want an apology. i want to be heard and actually listened to for once. i want someone to ask what i want. to actually give a shit #and love me cos it's me. not cos im some thing to further an agenda. or some toy or puppet that does your bidding.#is it so much??? to just want to be loved in return? to marry and live according to how i want to?? ans not want anyone to make these #decision's for me?#ruined my whole day.

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sysig · 7 months

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New dream OCs drop (Patreon)

#Doodles #Dream Log #Original #Been a while! I always appreciate when my subconscious mind drops non-human humanoids on me lol #This case is was an older gay couple of like? they looked pretty normal generally but they had a specific feature lol #That when they blushed rather than their skin changing colour their fur would fluff out over their whole body haha #It was very fast! Kinda like Mystique's scale-fur? But only with blushing and then when they calmed down their fur would retract haha #One of the couple was way easier to fluster than the other tho haha so I really only saw it on him #I get the feeling it was also kind of GOmens inspired - specifically Aziraphale which is still so weird to me because I haven't seen??#Or read anything GOmens?? Why brain #Smol was picking on me the other day while we were making Picrews together that I was basically just making a Crowley as well like damn!#Brain why #Anyway lol #These two had that very settled-in married feel of lightly picking on each other out of love haha #The more chill of the two liked to fluster his husband and in return he would lightly poke at him for his old-fashion fashion haha #Which of course he offered as well! Also in play! It was cute #I think they both had blue fur and light skin hmm - you can see the little whispies on ascot lol that was the main different feature #They were chunky and defied gravity like that too! It's gotten fuzzy to recall now but I'm certain of that #How silly

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spyruce · 1 year

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If I had a nickel for every time Michael Sheen left David Tennant to try and have a better position I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but I’m damn upset it happened twice.

And just LOOK at this screenshot which is followed by everyone around them deconstructing the sets and the lights flickering while they stare and smile at eachother and it’s so. They are The friends ever and this is my Staged propaganda go watch it.

#screaming #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens #staged #has anyone else seen this #it’s such a fucking train wreck and I loved every minute #good lord no matter what setting they’re in all they do is bicker like an old married couple #their wives even say so in the damn show #I need someone to talk about this to please

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transsexual-divinity · 1 day

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My bff just got engaged…

#baby darling dude bro man um. you’re only 21 #don’t. don’t fucking do it bro. like don’t do it #the fiancée is chill or whatever but he’s literally bffs second serious boyfriend ever #I knew it was coming because it’s their one year anniversary today #but like. not to be a dick but bff has high key just ditched me for the guy #which is like whatever but it’s kind of like ok so you move to another state and get married and barely talk to anyone else except fiancé #what are you like a Christian??? and what it’s not like I can be unsupportive #it’s just like damn….#and then. well. you add in the fact that I have never even been on a date with anyone ever in my life like ever #and now all of my friends have gotten/are getting married #like literally all of them. the ex-friends who were homophobic church folks just got married like last month then two of my old hs friends #are married; one of em has two kids #I just like shittttt dog like bruh come on #also the fact that we used to say people that get married at 20 are idiots haha like that’s him now #anyways #it’s fine just like damn where’s my boyfriend #m talks

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swordmaid · 11 days

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thalia is so growing on me i love my rich woman who has Problems.. i gave her ice powers for like. the elsa vibes.

#but im like damn... gale...karlach....stay away from her... or else ur gonna explode in the end....#really a coin toss between those two and im gonna be sad at the end but that's the thalia experience 😭😭#also i dont think she's gonna save the tieflings... not bc she's evil but she generally doesn't care... and curing the tadpole is her utmos #priority. like she's already stressed with her chaotic magic killing her if she loses 50/50 now you have to add brain worms on top of that?#funny that shri'iia does more heroic deeds and she's like. the evil aligned chara #but thalia is generally very cold in a sense that she's always looking at the bigger picture and she's willing to sacrifice/disregard #who gets caught in the crossfire.. like that's just another responsibility she has to bear for Her. and she's very the type to sacrifice he #own happiness for her Duty vibe. like i think she's just learned how to be content with whatever she's left with.#also she's her father's heir bc she's the only child to her father's First Wife. and thalia get step siblings along the way but i think tha #grief of losing her mother / becoming an adult/handling adult affairs quickly made her jaded on a lot of stuff #and she feels like it's her responsibility to lead her noble house to higher pastures so her step siblings can live freely #like she's just taking all the work to herself - as the Heir. and that's what she was doing UNTIL she gets the wild magic #now suddenly she feels like she's cursed. and the fact that it's chaotic by nature and so dangerous..!! she can't stay in court or at home #over the fear of harming someone. and she's learnt that to get rid of a problem you always have to go to the root of it #hence why she's travelling around finding more info and source of the wild magic in hopes to cure herself from it #and she kind of put her life on Pause bc she believes she can't get anywhere with this curse. but its like gworl u put ur life on pause lon #before that.. anyway her end goal is that once she cures herself and she's normal again she'll prob marry some other old money heir #set up trusts for her siblings and live a quiet life. but that wont happen obvi hehe #also one of the siblings' name is melpomene... being named from the goddess of comedy thalia is kinda boring lol #essentially her story is like. she learns how to have fun. essentially. depending on how i rp her idk yet actually

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waugh-bao · 1 year

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Keith teasing Charlie during a recording session (1989)

#he says #like he doesn't lose his damn mind every time Charlie does the tiniest solo #or just practices solo #the rolling stones #charlie watts #keith richards #gif #old married band

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