#like deadass i told him

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Thinking about how Diavolo planted an entire fucking tree, in his fucking hidden childhood hangout spot (protected from anything and everything else in the forest that may try to get to it, mind you, so that is just about the most well-protected tree in the entire devildom--), and of course made sure it grows some of the most Quality apples in hell... Exclusively because he wanted to show Lucifer Devildom apples. What the fuck. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. And then you find this all out specifically because he turns your little apple picking date with him into Fawning-Over-Lucifer hour, I--

He's pining so fucking hard, man. They're literally so fucking gay. The fact that these two motherfuckers basically canonically have the longest slowburn in fucking History is eating me alive orz

[applesandbannas747]

i feeeeel like Bobby really missed the mark here and all three of them are missing the point and making it about them--like, they all lost in tryouts with no expectation or promise of fencing the season. They didn't make the team. Eugene was kicked off it. There's a bigger hurt and betrayal there that "we all wish we were fencing" completely ignores in a kinda shitty way

[jils-things]

they invited cheren to the trainer lodge but still no nate available. how does that make you feel 🎤

i was hoping nobody would say this (nobody is YOU ESPECIALLY)

[miami2k17]

craziest night of my life girls this dude i thought hated me picked me and my friend up and drove us around for like 2 hrs and was in the drivers seat next to me bricked up which is rhe reason for my HELPPP post i just dont know what to say 😭 or do

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Bridgette and Claude dragged me and Allan to see the Barbie movie, and they proceeded to make fun of us the entire time because I kind of look like a Barbie and Allan shares his name with one of the characters.

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

my beautiful coworker showing me a picture of her gremlin ass bf and asking me if he’s ugly, had to lie to that poor girl to her face cause she looked like she was abt to cry 💀

[daincrediblegg]

ok more foundation posting? the bit about chill prof hari is interesting bc he’s a chill lecturer, but his classes are interesting and naturally attract a group of grad and postgrad math students except he’s not planning on cultivating that loyalty. and then on trantor he Is, he’s creating an image of himself as an aloof and wise mentor who shapes the minds of the next gen of intellectuals— which catches empire’s attention -> arrest! and that’s more calculated and manipulative than what he has going on initially, but i do think yanna’s death is what makes him realize he should try and hurt empire back.

oh and also deadass TAing for him is crazy. wdym prof seldon hosts dinners for his grad students now that get monitored by empire i saw that guy crush a space monster before office hours way back when

oh yeah it was 100% what happened to yanna that was the lynch pin for the shift in his behavior. like a loss like that- one that is so strategic. and then he turns the tables and says 'well if that's how they operate then heck I can do the same shit from within' and there you have it.

FKDAJHFLKDSJF ALSO YEAH LMAO LIKE IMAGINE SEEING THE FUCKING TRIAL GO DOWN AND YOU'RE LIKE 'HEY. THAT GUY WAS MAKING NERDY PSYCHOHISTORY JOKES OVER BEER AND HAPPY HOUR JALEPENO POPPERS WITH ME LIKE A FEW YEARS AGO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???? that guy used to watch DOMESTICATED SPACE ANIMALS ROAM FOR FUN??? what in hell happened????

I think it'd be very funny then to meet up again a few years later and be like "BRO. TELL ME YOU'RE JUST PRANKIN' EMPIRE DUDE LIKE IS THIS A JOKE??!?!!" and he's like. so fucking CAUGHT.

[bibleofficial]

i’ve been up for 36 hrs ALSKLASKLAKSLASLASKLAK

[phvnthom]

He's so annoying, how does anyone stand him

[todayisafridaynight]

NO SERIOUSLY THE SMILE CAN BE SOMETHING SO SPECIAL... because the concept originates in violence, intended as a last resort when you're cornered, a psychological bluff that might give you the upper hand... so for Arakawa to be able to recontextualize that as part of how his family communicates (along the lines of what we've talked about with regard to their language) is really something.

Especially because like, while he has varying degrees of success instilling the concept into his men, it's pretty safe to say they would all know what a smile from him means, right? They're family to him. So if there's this mix of Arakawa starting to smile more around Jo subconsciously and Jo picking up on it, maybe there's this period of consciously pulling back and of not wanting to read too much into it, respectively...

But Eventually it's this wordless affirmation of Jo having a place in Arakawa's family. Maybe he can't really put it into words in a way that doesn't make Jo feel awkward (I mean, he can't even manage that with Ichiban, much less someone with issues around that as deep-seated as Jo's, right). But he can do that much.

And I know I KNOW this bitch never has any reasons to smile but if Jo ever smiled back..................................

Anyway. Happy birthday to your bro and I'm glad you had a good day yesterday! You deserve it :) Come to think of it, my dad was born in July... and my Bestie Group Chat (ft. my friend who initially encouraged me to get over myself and send you an ask lol) was founded on Tsutsumi's birthday...

THAT'S WHAT IM SAAAAYING LIKE FUCK MAN it can be something SO personal and something SO confusing at first so when everything Clicks....... bruvv.....

[nicxxx5]

some random person comment on my insta story (first of all calling me short like okay buddy you're not the first to say that and you're not the last) saying we went to highschool together and he saw me at the place i used to work???

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS MANY IS AND I'VE BEEN TALKING TO HIM FOR 4 HOURS

[n0thing2me]

the homicidal guy who told me my dead body would look cute talked to me for 2hrs ahshshsh he told me hes never spoken to anyone that freely or for THAT LONG since FOREVER and omg i feel so bad for him

[snapewives-supremacy]

normal people: yeah, i’ve been struggling with acne since i was in 5th grade

me: in 5th grade, the demon Thealioum possessed me, taking over my life and taunting me for the next three years until he took over my body fully, causing the entire school to evacuate until i was safely removed.

[spooky-kakashi]

my friend is sick and for a few days already hes been telling me that when he gets better hes gonna get out there and marry this gurl he loves soo much and he always asks about her yaddayadda TELL ME WHY THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD AN ACTIVE TINDER ON HIS PHONE WHEN I GAVE IT BACK??!!!!!! i even asked him yo wth and he was like yeah well shes not paying attention to me atm💀💀💀💀💀 BRO UR LOVE IS SOO FUCKING FICKLE AND WEAK AS SHIT

[viktortittiforov]

on the subject of old ships DO YOU remember our old drrr ship. mikado x aoba. i still have fanarts saved somwhere i think

YEAHHHHH ofc i remember!!! also kida x mikado for me ahahaha oh man :") i still have a tender spot for these ships too......... never 4get

(also the fact that toyonaga toshiyuki voiced both mikado and yuuri is NOT lost on me lol I WONDER IF IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT I IMPRINTED ON BOTH OF THESE CHARACTERS HMMMMM)