#like don't even test me and my extensive knowledge of xmen and then be an asshat about my favorite characters

[spaceorphan18]

Okay, so as you guys know, I run a book store, and one of the perks is doing your own displays (I've had this up for a while now...).

Today, I was cleaning up graphic novels, and this dudebro, smugly, points to Rogue and Gambit and says: Oh, he better watch out.

Me: Oh?

Dudebro: Yeah, she's about to kill him.

Me: No, I think they're okay.

Dudebro: *explaining it to me as if I was dumb* No, her powers drain people dry. She's gonna zap him and he'll be dead.

Me: *smiling* She can control her powers now. It's not a problem.

Dudebro: *laughs smugly* I doubt that. He's still gonna end up dead.

Me: Well, they've been happily married for six years now. I think he's gonna be just fine.

*smiles in customer service and walks away*