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call-me-nineki · 1 year
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THE WAY JAMIL JUST CHOSE TO BURN EVERYTHING I'M IN TEARS
This Halloween event is just getting better and better LMAO 😭
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bbyjackie · 9 months
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𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐄'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡
one piece social media + dating feat: ace
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♡ liked by p1rateking_luffy, marco_o and 7.3k others
_ynln: he's 20 and still manages to burn everything in sight <3
tagged: ace
chef.thatch: All my hard work down the drain
↳ marco_o: wait is this why the deck floorboard is scorched
↳ _ynln: ACE DID IT
↳ _ynln: he fell asleep while we were singing happy birthday 😭😭
↳ ace: WOWWW YN YOU'RE SUCH A SNITCH
↳ marco_o: oh my god
iampops: How do I add a caption on Instagram posts
↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAPQPY BIRTHDYA ACE! (liked by ace, _ynln)
↳ ace: thanks luffy!
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_ynln: worth it ❕❕
tagged: ace
marco_o: oh my god this is why we don't trust you guys unsupervised
↳ _ynln: i know u love us (liked by ace)
↳ marco_o: you guys make me want to throw myself off board
↳ marco_o: im losing hair cause of you two
↳ ace: like you had much to begin with LMFOAOO 💀💀
↳ _ynln: 🤣🤣
↳ marco_o: im letting both of u die
izou.u: are you guys the reason why the bathroom looks like shit
↳ ace: it's yn's fault ☝️
↳ _ynln: WTF HOW IS THIS MY FAULT
↳ _ynln: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID 'wHaT iF wE jUmPEd?' AND THEN CANONBALLED
↳ ace: LMFAOOAOO IT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣
iampops: Sons tell me how to add a caption on Instagram posts
chef.thatch: I lose braincells whenever I am near these idiots (liked by _ynln)
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_ynln: if he isn't dreaming about me, im going to sell him to the marines 😪😪
tagged: ace
izou.u: is he even breathing in the second photo
↳ marco_o: i hope not
ace: whaattt of course i was dreaming about you my pookie dookie sugar bear cupcake frappe 😜😍🥰😘🤩❤️‍🔥💕💞💖
↳ saaaa_bo: ew
↳ saaaa_bo: kudos to yn for taking one for the team and dating u
↳ _ynln: i can already hear my 550,000,000 berries from here
↳ _ynln: @saaa_bo FRRR YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS MY BACK ☝️☝️
iampops: Sons I've been asking for a week. How do I add a caption on Instagram posts?
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ace: my favourite girl ❣️❣️
marco is my favourite of all time
tagged: _ynln
_ynln: everyone don't be fooled, he tackled me into the ocean straight after this 😐😐
↳ ace: my mum told me to chase my dreams, not my fault my dream tried to run away 🥱
↳ _ynln: YOU STARTED SPRINTING AT ME WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO
↳ ace: start sprinting towards me at the same time 🤩🤩
lovenami: omg @_ynln you ate in this photo
↳ _ynln: NAMI OMG ILY 💞💞
p1rateking_luffy: HEHE MY FUTURE SISTER IN LAW
↳ ace: bet
↳ _ynln: wait what
↳ iampops: yn how do I add a caption on Instagram posts?
↳ _ynln: pops omg you're showing your age rn
marco_o: jesus christ delete the second part of that caption
↳ ace: stop being shy 😚😚
yamatototo: yn needs to be saved 💀💀 (liked by _ynln)
_ynln 36m
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[_ynln] ace replied to your story: marco said it was payback for destroying the bathroom, you're next 🤷
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whyse7vn · 8 months
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SEVEN -
[ ot7 x reader ]
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sevendaysafreak
8 participants - 8 online
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tae: we are watching jungkook slowly become alpha
namjoon: can you be normal today
jk: do you really mean that bro…
tae: with all my heart..
oh my god i’m tearing up
this is what being a real man is about
jimin: begging for pussy??
jk: I DID NOT BEG??
hobi: you harassed that poor woman for a whole week
yoongi: all for a hand hold
y/n: crazy!
tae: okay??
but it was literally real as fuck so does it matter??
jimin: it was real fucking sad
jin: personally if i was her i would of called the police like sexual harassment hello???
yoongi: right
namjoon: it was a great song jungkook
jk: > //// <
i’m blushing
that was me blushing
and i giggled a little
smiling rn
hehehehehe
namjoon: a thank you would of done it
jk: thank u >.<
jimin: she should of punched him
jin: was there need for an explicit version like??
we got the point the first time
i didn’t need to hear how horny you were for a second time
hobi: he just wanted to swear
tae: no he’s just real as fuck you wouldn’t get it
jk: real as fuck
yoongi: ig it was real as fuck for jungkook
he begs for pussy on a daily
jk: proof?
hobi: by bts
y/n: i’ll leak our dms
jk: DON’T DON’T DON’T
i’m sowyy 😣
jimin: i’m gonna punch him
hobi: fucking seven days a week doesn’t seem right
is that not how you get an std?
jk: no?
yoongi: is that not when you fuck multiple people?
y/n: you fuck multiple people jk?
jk: NO?????
jimin: why is ur no a question
hobi: suspicious
jin: jungkook has crabs
tae: that’s a real man disease
y/n: that’s gross
jk: i’m real
jimin: real itchy
namjoon: can we not talk about stds pls
y/n: i bet jay park has a couple of those
jk: ???
jimin: REALLLL
jin: that’s why him and jk are friends bonded over the burn
jk: i’m not his friend anymore
y/n: character development okay!!!
yoongi: was that bcs he stole from you?
jk: stop talking to me rn
jimin: OMG GUYS
yk i had the worst dream ever yesterday tae was in it
tae: and?
jimin: wdym and
tae: i hope you die
namjoon: pls don’t wish death upon people tae
jimin: yeah tae
tae: all of you can fucking die idc!!!
not jungkook tho he real as fuck
y/n: say real as fuck one more time and i’ll snap ur neck
jin: hot asf
yoongi: ew?
tae: nobody wants to see us winning jk it’s sad 😞
jk: i’m sobbing 💔💔😞😞💔💔
tae: they literally told us to kill ourselves
namjoon: literally no one said that
jimin: in fact YOU said you hope i die
jk: he could of meant by natural causes
tae: right i would never tell you to kill ur self that’s sick and evil
yoongi: kys
tae: ur not going to heaven
yoongi: aw man 🙁
hobi: what if we put tae in the electric chair
jin: what if we put tae and jungkook in the electric chair
jk: wtf ☹️
tae: i could easily survive the electric chair it would feel good to me actually
y/n: i’ve been telling you guys for years we need to lock them up
do you actually read the bullshit they say on a daily it’s actually insane they need help
like professional help
jk: i didn’t even say anything
jimin: you don’t need to
we just know
namjoon: i agree
we could send them to a camp
or something
tae: why are you talking about us like we’re not RIGHT here
jungkook get them omg
jk: i can’t go to camp
too much raw air exposure is bad for my skin
and i have a dentist appointment soon
yoongi: raw air?
jin: how soon is ur appointment?
jk: so soon that i can’t go to camp
tae: JUNGKOOK STAND UR GROUND
WE WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND
REPEAT AFTER ME
WE WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND
namjoon: tae shut up
y/n: right
tae: i liked it better when you guys just ignored me in this gc
now all you do is be mean
jimin: maybe u deserve it
*you definitely deserve it
hobi: stop talking then idk
yoongi: i will gladly ignore you again
jk: i love you tae i’ll listen to you talk
jin: jungkook the biggest dick rider ever
tae: he’s my little dick rider 🥰😍❤️
hobi: yeah definitely stop talking
namjoon: okay!
y/n: oh my god
jimin: ???
yoongi: um
jin: this is what seven was really about
jk: bro..
tae: lol
jimin: you're really gorgeous i would deadass fight 3 mountain lions in a mcdonald's handicap bathroom stall with my hands tied behind my back and my only weapon is a shake weight glued to my forehead just to get a chance to get to know you and take u out tbh
jin: nurse he’s out again
jimin: wrong chat lol
tae: and you wanna put ME in the electric chair
ur all out of ur minds
namjoon: you were gonna send that to someone????
jimin: is it bad?
y/n: so unbelievably bad
jk: blushing
yoongi: wow
tae: yikes
hobi: bts never beating the rizzless allegations
y/n: who were you gonna send that too?
jk: was it me?
yoongi: that was flirting?
jin: probably the notes app
jimin: no one
jin: told you
notes app.
jk: it wasn’t me?
tae: i’ll be nice and give you some better lines jimin dw
jimin: the only lines you have are of coke
tae: nvm fuck you stay bitchless
namjoon: leave jimin alone
jimin: right leave me alone
namjoon: he’ll open up in his own time
jimin: i fucking won’t
you guys deserve to know NOTHING about me
yoongi: okay don’t care kys
jimin: i have a crush
jin: i’m hungry
hobi: is this the same crush you talked about like 4 weeks ago??
jk: on me?
sorry jimin i’m already in love with someone else
yoongi: didn’t ask
jk: i won’t tell you who it is it’s a secret
namjoon: a secret from who??
jk: what does that mean…
namjoon: don’t we all know…
jin: i SAID i’m hungry
jimin: all you do is eat like omg??
get a job or something??????
jin: i have a job
i serve face for a living i would suggest you look into it since you have so much free time to BULLY and HARASS others but with a face like urs idk if you’ll make the cut
y/n: wow
jimin: i’m not reading all that 💀
y/n: never use that emoji again ew
jimin: 💀💀💀💀💀
y/n: this is why whoever ur trying to rizz up probably thinks ur a loser
yoongi: is it taemin again?
tae: ew you run back to taemin every 4 months it’s kinda embarrassing
jimin: taehyung you actually need to shut ur mouth
breathing the same air as you is embarrassing
and at least i have someone to run back to you are actually genuinely bitchless
tae: u are taemin’s bitch
so technically ur as bitchless
yoongi: gay
jk: don’t be a homocrome
namjoon: stop talking
jimin: it’s not even taemin so shut the hell up
i’m not talking about this anymore
moving on
hobi: what is your mbti guys
jk: physical touch
namjoon: that wasn’t the question
y/n: just say ur horny and go omg
jin: don’t
seven was actually enough
i will hear NO more about jungkooks sex life
everything i have learnt has been without my consent
my lawyers will be in touch
jk: my lawyers are ur lawyers
jin: not anymore
jk: omg…
hobi: oh my oh my god
namjoon: jin stop facetiming me i’m not answering
jin: pls joon pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
namjoon: i’m not sitting there for you to look at urself in the camera for an hour
i have things to do
jimin: that sounds like very jobless behaviour to me tbh
jin: you can’t be ugly and jealous pls pick a struggle
tae: and rizzless
hobi: i know ur not talking…
tae: ????
hobi: tae i need you to do some self reflection
tae: okay?
i’m hot as fuck
cool as fuck
and real as fuck
i feel well reflected ty for suggesting that hoseok
y/n: i told you i’m gonna snap ur neck if you said that again
start running
jin: coming to watch 🥰
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d0g0r0t · 22 days
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Band!Mizu headcanons
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Tw: f slur, cussing, kys jokes
So for this I'm gonna bring in a tad but of Loser!mizu hc but this au does NOT belong to me so go check out RatCash au bc OMG it's so good
Pt 1
This bitch is a nervous reck. She is NOT scary.
She may look scary but she has a fear of spiders
So alot of the time she stays quiet during practice, nervously strumming the 4 cords over and over again
First day of you being here she forgot how to play
"Alright Mizu you ready to start?... Mizu?" "WhY aRe ThE cOrDs aGaIn"
She fucked up so many times she almost raged quit the whole damn band
Honey this isn't roblox you can't just do that 🫶
During your play threw of showing what you could do and what your part in the band was going to he she stared at you with heart eyes
WHY ARE YOU SO COOL?!
It makes her want to cry
After practice she asked for your number for "band reasons"
She would dress like a lesbian.. that's all I can say
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She can't dress for SHIT but she gets away with it
She finds her clothes in thoes homeless people bins (the poor ppl know)
Overtime when she started getting comfortable with you during practice and school she became one cocky mother fucker
But she's not a dick. She's just stupid
But she's still really scared to talk to you
She doesn't have the right talking to a gorgeous goddess like herself bro
Sometimes she just take stops and watch you play or sing in awe.
What felt like 5 minutes to her was actually 27 minutes
Taigen smacks the fuck out of her and calls her a pussy for it
"Just ask her out faggot" "you CANNOT say that" "just did" "kys" "smk" "EW?!"
It makes you giggle and she ofc notices your beautiful smile
She goes home and kicks her feet at the imagine now burned into her mind
First concert with you was amazing. Watching you shred on your guitar or watching your vocals rhythm with Akemis.
She caught herself fucking up one to many times and lucky no one noticed
Expect Taigen
After a long argument back stage and you breaking it up
The adrenaline of the fight and your gorgeous face nearby she blurted out
"Will you go out with me?!"
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This is kinda shit and it was rushed mb
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ncityprincess · 1 year
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pairing: bad boy Johnny x rich girl y/n
he was a rugged skateboarder from the rough side of town. you were the goody two shoes heiress of your father's luxury hotel.
MDNI!!!!
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“watching you do that is kinda hot, not gonna lie.” you were straddling johnny’s lap, sitting face to face with him on his bed as you watched him roll up the joint. he looked so beautiful while he was in deep concentration, making sure to pack the plant nicely for a good, even burn. his long, brown locks fell in front of his face as he focused on the task at hand.
johnny cracked a smile, “didn’t realize you had a thing for stoners. which by the way, i still can’t believe you’ve never smoked weed before, princess. you’d think being around all those preppy rich snobs you’d seen all kinds of drugs,” he teased.
you pushed his shoulder lightly, “hey! it’s not that i haven’t smoked before, i just…coughed a lot the first time i tried it and i was too scared to try it again. and for your information, not all rich people do drugs, at least, not ones you can get from a dispensary.”
you and johnny had been seeing each other for a few months now. it was an unlikely pairing—you being the daughter of a popular hotel chain owner, and him being a rugged skateboarder who despised authority.
you had met him at a party that your best friend practically dragged you to. "come on, y/n it'll be so much fun! besides, Yuta's got some hot ass friends. way better than the stuffy losers at our school."
"ugh fine, but if any of them spill their cheap beer on my new miu miu's I'm calling an uber. and I'm bringing my taser." you really didn't want to go to this party. it was like 45 minutes away, and it was in a rough part of the city.
your best friend Jennie squealed with excitement and hugged you. "YAY! you're the best!"
the uber dropped you two off at an apartment complex on the other side of the city. unlike your neighborhood, the block was dimly lit. passersby walking with hard scowls on their faces, matching the rough environment of the streets. you clutched onto your designer purse extra tight and linked arms with Jennie, allowing her to lead the way. a man with long back hair and lots of tattoos and piercings opened the lobby door to let the two of you in. Jennie ran into the man's arms and kissed him eagerly.
"hi baby! I missed you so much. Yuta this is my best friend y/n, y/n this my boyfriend Yuta." Yuta's hands slid down the curve of Jennie's lower back, landing on her ass. "nice to meet you y/n, Jennie never shuts up about you" Yuta said with a teasing smirk. "hey!" Jennie shrilled and slapped his chest playfully. you smiled softly and waved at Yuta shyly. he led the three of you into the elevator.
you made your way to the designated floor and you could hear the bass bumping from the hallway. Jennie grabbed your hand and squeezed it, quietly letting you know that she was right by your side. Yuta opened the door and you were immediately met with the stench of cheap beer. I knew it, you thought to yourself silently. boys were gathered around playing beer pong in the dining room, couples were making out like they were the only two people in the apartment, music was blaring in your ear. you weren't a stranger to house parties in the slightest, but you were surrounded by a bunch of people you didn't know, and it made you slightly uncomfortable. luckily, Jennie read your mind.
"baby, can you get y/n and I some drinks. no beer though, ew" Jennie asked Yuta sweetly. his hand lingered on her waist as he pulled away, "sure, be right back. make yourselves at home."
you turned to your best friend "I feel like I'm in the twilight zone." Jennie rolled her eyes "ugh, don't be such a drama queen. you just need to get some drinks in you, OMG you love this song, y/n let's dance!"
before you could protest Jennie grabbed your hands and started dancing with you. she was right, you just needed to relax and loosen up. you were already an outsider, you didn't want to come across as stuck up on top of that. you gave into Jennie's antics and started to sway your hips to the beat. you two were so caught up with dancing that you didn't notice Yuta return with another guy.
"woah, who's that?" Johnny leaned down to ask his friend. "oh her? that's y/n, Jennie's friend. they go to Astor University" Yuta filled Johnny in. Johnny watched you in awe as you danced. you stood out like a sore thumb in the crowd, wearing the fanciest clothes he'd ever seen. even though your outfit most likely cost more than his rent, seeing you be so carefree in an unfamiliar environment intrigued him.
he wanted to know more about you.
"here babe, vodka cranberry good for the two of you?" Yuta said as he handed Jennie the red solo cup and passed the other to you. "yeah it's perfect, thanks!" jennie thanked Yuta and took a sip of the mixed drink. you also thanked him with a kind smile, feeling more relaxed after dancing. you sipped your drink and noticed a tall, muscular man standing in front of you.
"nice moves, y/n. I'm Johnny, Yuta tells me you came all the way here with jennie? must've been a long ass ride." holy shit, jennie was right, Yuta's friends were hot. you instantly were attracted to the large, handsome man in front of you. he had a killer smile, wore a fitted beanie over his long locks, and sported several tattoos, just like Yuta.
you tucked a piece of stray hair behind your ear, feeling slightly shy again. "oh, it wasn't that bad. and my moves? give me a few more of these and I'll be on the table" you teased. Johnny smiled at you, his honey colored eyes looking so kind and inviting. it was a huge contrast from his tough looking demeanor. you loved it.
as the night went on, jennie and Yuta snuck off, most likely to go hook up. it didn't bother you though, because Johnny was keeping you great company. as the drinks kept pouring and the conversation kept flowing, Johnny leaned down to your ear so that you could hear him over the rowdy party goers and the blaring music. "wanna talk on the balcony? it's kinda loud in here." you smiled up at him, your drunken haze making him look extra gorgeous. "yeah, I could use some fresh air."
one thing led to another and you two ended up in a heated make out session. he had you pressed against the brick wall, his hands gripping your hips possessively. you reached up and pulled his beanie off, tossing it to the floor and ran your hands through his soft locks. Johnny pulled away from your lips, looking down at you like you were his prey. his sharp gaze gave you butterflies, and not just in your stomach. "you're bold, princess. I like that." you bit your lip and smirked, "yeah well, I'm used to getting what I want," you shot back at him. "I bet you are," Johnny said before leaning back down to kiss you again.
you moaned softly against his lips, rutting your hips against the thigh that was in between your legs. soon after, you heard the sliding balcony door open. "hey girl, you ready to go...OOP–" jennie stopped in her tracks upon seeing you and Johnny practically dry humping each other. "I'll just...wait for you in the living room" jennie said with a giggle, sliding the door shut. you laughed shyly at the ridiculousness of the situation. here you were, barely wanting to come to this party in the first place. and now you had your tongue down some stranger's throat. a very hot stranger, to be exact.
"I guess you should start heading back, it's getting kinda late." you looked down at your phone, you had no idea it was 2:00 am! you were having such an amazing time with Johnny. you smoothed your outfit down, trying to get rid of the evidence that you were fixing to ride this man's thigh had jennie not interrupted. "yeah, you're right. thanks for keeping me company tonight, Johnny. I was kind of worried I was going to be jennie and Yuta's third wheel all night," you joked. you were about to head back inside, but Johnny grabbed your hand. "when can I see you again, princess?"
before you left the apartment, you had given Johnny your number. he gave you one last goodnight kiss, and led you back inside to meet up with jennie. you and jennie had gossiped about the evening's events on the uber journey home. when you finished your night time routine and crawled into bed, you looked down at your phone.
new message: I had a great time tonight, princess. can I take you to dinner tomorrow night?
you smiled at the message, kicking your feet under your covers. you admired how straightforward and honest he was. he wasted no time in letting you know he wanted to see you again. and that's exactly how the next few months played out.
you: I'd like that a lot, Johnny💋
Johnny finished up with the joint, and ran his free hand up your thigh, toying with the hem of your bunched up mini skirt. "you always wear such sexy shit when you come over, princess." you rolled your eyes, "this sexy shit is a Vivienne Westwood limited edition." Johnny didn't miss a beat, "yeah, it'll be pretty limited when I take it off of you later" you gasped, "Johnny! less talking, more smoking. come on!" "patience, young grasshopper," Johnny teased before reaching over to grab his phone from the nightstand. he pulled up his music library and put on a chill playlist as background music.
"now, the trick is that you don't have to inhale it as deep as you think. take a small pull and just hold the smoke in for a few seconds, then you can exhale. see, watch." you watched closely as he sparked up the lighter and held the flame to the end of the joint. he inhaled the smoke and a few seconds later, he turned his head to the side and blew out the smoke. the distinct smell of marijuana instantly filled his small bedroom. "see, now you try," Johnny said as he handed you the joint.
you took it from his hand hesitantly and took a deep breath before putting the joint to your lips. you took a small pull like Johnny said, and you felt the harsh smoke hit the back of your throat. you quickly blew the smoke out, inadvertently blowing it in johnny's face and you began to cough frantically. Johnny chuckled lightly and handed you a bottle of water. "here, not bad honestly! everyone coughs when they smoke, even us potheads. nothing to worry about." he took the joint from you and rubbed your back soothingly.
after you recovered from the hit, Johnny softly asked you to open your mouth. you did as he said, and watched as he took a deep pull from the joint. he leaned his lips against yours, blowing the smoke into your mouth. you instinctively inhaled the smoke into your lungs, and it was much smoother this time. he smiled at you with a proud look on his face. "atta girl, see, you're already getting the hang of it." the two of you spent the next 20 minutes or so passing around the joint. it only took you a few pulls to start feeling the effects of the marijuana.
a few moments later, you started giggling at nothing in particular. Johnny smiled at you, "I see someone's starting to feel it." "hehehehe, everything feels so much lighter and cooler. I can see why people become stoners hehehehe, it feels like I'm floating on a cloud–NO! a marshmallow. a giant marshmallow." you couldn't stop laughing. everything felt like it was moving in slow motion. you could barely hear the songs that were playing on johnny's phone. your brain was moving a million miles a minute, but it also felt like it was delayed at the same time.
"it's great, isn't it? it helps me stay sane I swear." Johnny took one last pull before he outed the empty joint on the ashtray. he laid down on his back, bringing you down with him, making you let out a squeak. "you're so fucking cute, you know that, y/n? even stoned out of your mind you're still so cute," Johnny confessed. he was definitely feeling the effects of the marijuana, this feeling was nowhere near foreign to him.
you placed a single kiss on his forehead, "you make me feel like a princess, Johnny. these past few months have been so much fun." Johnny ran his hand up and down your back, "this is long overdue but, y/n, will you be my girlfriend?" you looked into his low, red eyes, feeling overcome with joy. "Johnny!! oh my god of course I'll be your girlfriend. oh my god wait till I tell jennie, she's gonna flip! oh my gosh and then we can go on double dates with Yuta, and–Johnny cut off your excited rant with a deep kiss. his tongue made its way into your mouth, making a certain part of your body tingle.
"um, Johnny?" you asked in a small voice against his lips. "yes princess?" he answered, moving his lips against your neck now, pressing open mouthed kisses against it. "does weed...does weed ever make you....?" "horny? absolutely, it's one of the biggest side affects, besides the munchies. why? does my princess need something from me?"
his princess. if you were horny before, you definitely had to be in heat now. "fuck" you whispered out. Johnny quickly flipped the two of you over. you barely registered the change in position before Johnny goaded you. "come on, where's my bold girl? tell me what you want and I'll give it to you."
"i...I want you to fuck me Johnny. I need you so bad."
"there she is," Johnny smirked. he wasted no time pulling your shirt over your head and unclasping your bra. he stared down at your large breasts. he couldn't believe you were all his now.
and boy did he plan on proving it to you.
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Louk's Bad Batch rewatch pt 5 !!!
Actually starting tbb now let's gooo!! It's a long ep so this is gonna be a long one so buckle up kids 💕
(edit: I decided it was way too long lmao so I'm breaking it up into 2 parts)
Bad Batch 1x01 (part 1)
fyi my phone is on 66% and I hate that very much
the way the clone wars logo burns into tbb one 👌
Depa Billaba 👑👑👑 AND BABY CALEB MY HEART 😭
"Hey clanka" ~ TECH ILYSM
Tech straight up kicks a droid just bc he can lmao iconic
knife knife knife knife
Crosshair's snow slide 🙌
Grey why are you so moody bro 😂 the regs just hate them sm
Caleb's intro of the batch 😭😍
"We're all ya need!" ~Wrecker @ me
the dad batch adopting Caleb 💕
"Execute order-" YOU SHUT UP RN
remind me why I'm doing this again lmaooo
Crosshair's body language changes a little each time the others say "order 66" and that makes me feel like the chip activates a little more each time he hears it
LIGHTSABER IN THE SNOW 💕
Poor Hunter sounds so scared when he thinks Caleb is going to kill Crosshair 😭 the way his voice changes 💔
Hunter is SUCH a dad omg
Echo translating math for Wrecker 🥺
why is Crosshair still wearing his helmet!! I hate it here
the way Hunter knows Crosshair is looking at him even with his eyes closed 👀
Crosshair with his sassy crossy arms 😂
their faces when they see the lightsaber drop 😭
why does their room smell so bad 💀💀
the board !!! show Anakin !!
LULA 💕
Tech explaining the regs programing, I wanna know if he ever saw Rex's report about Fives 🥲
Wrecker smashing Crosshair in the face with Lula 💀
"You're more machine than man, percentagewise" BRO-
Echo's dramatic sigh count is already up to like 3 lmao
👀 Omega
Palps 🤢
Tech was looking at his datapad and he still somehow noticed that Hunter was distracted
Not the imperial march 😬
Crosshair: "Republic, empire, what's the difference?" Tech: murder ???
Hunter sensing Omega !! It kinda looks like he's counting the footsteps
okay but she's just so tiny 🤲
"What's that?" ~ Wrecker @ Omega💀 bro was with a kid like yesterday and loved him, new kid comes along and he's like 🤔
Tech really scanned her 😂
Hunter with his hands on his knees!!! bending down to her level!!! what if I cried!!! 🥺
Tarkin EW 🤢
all the clones getting food idk why it's so adorable but it is
Wrecker making a scene 💀
"Hopefully not mental, clearly we'd never pass that" relatable
Omega: 😁 the batch: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
she really thought they already forgot about her stop it 😭
"I like you" ~ OMEGA MAKES TECH SMILE 👀
aaaaaand Omega's adopted
Echo's so done with them all fr
Crosshair throwing his lunch tray 👌
I wanna see how the fight endeddddd
"I'm staying until he wakes up" 👀 ep 7 foreshadowing
Echo's ptsd 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Omega ptsd baby what did they do to you 💔💔
I want Azi to mention Fives to Echo so bad 🥺
"You owe me 2 credits" they're betting on Echo's survival pls 💀
Echo's sigh count: 5?
can everyone stop roasting Echo for 5 seconds ??? lmao
"Maybe this empire things not so bad after all" WRECKER DO NOT SAY THAT
"Gimme more!" ~ me @ star wars
TARKIN FOR TARGET PRACTICE NEXT PLS
the hand signals 💕
Tech's turn for a piggyback ride
Wrecker calls Tech buddy 🥺🥺
"Wrecker knife!" I'll never get over the lack of need for communication between them Wrecker just tosses it and hopes for the best
Wrecker picking Tech up 🥺🥺
aaaand I'm cutting it off here bc otherwise it's gonna be hella long
tysm to everyone who has been keeping up with these 💕💕💕 y'all are so sweet
I'll be posting part 2 of episode 1 a bit laterrr just to break it up a little hehe
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lino putting a sticker of ur face on his phone case just like w his cats and he teases the hell out of you with it
omg he would actually do it just because he "felt like it." had the thought at like two in the morning and kept a mind note to do that the next day.
like he wouldn't tell you about it, you just randomly discover it shortly after when he's sitting across from you scrolling on his phone.
"wait. what's that?"
he looks up from his phone to see your eyes locked on the case and he can't hide the growing smug smile in his face when you're trying to move his fingers away to get a better look, which he lets you do.
"is that my face?!" you took his phone in your hands, taking a closer look.
"thought it would only be fitting if i had all four of my cats with me at all times."
your cheeks burn as you stare at the cropped out sticker of your face. it wasn't even your favorite picture of yourself. not too bad, minho is too considerate to put one that would embarrass you in front of people. it was just a normal, not so "look at my girlfriend she's so pretty" type of picture. more like a candid one, which minho usually finds the most endearing.
"i mean, why did you even choose this picture?" you whine. if he had asked you prior, you would've questioned it at first but still gave him a better one.
"it's pretty." minho simply answers.
"it's not! when did you even make this." you mumble under your breath, eyebrows furrowed and your eyes boring holes through the sticker.
"like two days ago at the store." he shrugs.
"you mean to tell me people saw this face?!"
"as in like, were blessed by it? yeah,"
"no no," you raise your hand, "you handed an unsuspecting poor service worker a cutout of my face in a USB-
"-i air dropped it, actually." he cuts you off again, having too much fun teasing you, seeing the blush creeping up your cheeks, making the nervous grin on your face all the way cuter.
"that's not the point! we have a printer at home, min." you grumble. how hard is it to make stickers at home?
"no but what's wrong with me wanting my love's face on my phone case to look at whenever i miss her?" minho retorts playfully with a big smile, clearly amused by how flustered you are, "i don't think the employee even thought much about it. they have more important things to think about than a cringey couple, babe"
"still," you just huff and pout in defeat, averting your eyes as you can't help the smile tugging at the corners of your lips at what he said. my love's face.
"i want everyone to know who i belong to," he says, eyes locked on your face to see your reaction. when your face scrunches he just gives you a cheeky blep.
"ew, why are you so cheeseyyy!" you giggle
"it's true, okay! i mean it." he leans in and cups your chin in his hand before planting a short kiss on your lips.
"plus, this way you'll always be with me in my mirror selfies."
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episode 3 - Doubt Thou the Stars
major spoilers for the show and books, swearing, I go feral on multiple occasions, spent most of this simping for cam/lockwood and I'll apologise now for some of the things I've said (multiverse of George I'm blaming you for a couple)
I would just like to reiterate that this is not a proper analysis of the show, this is my immediate reactions to what happens in the show. barely anything constructive is actually said in here 👍
a ring is what we're looking at
Georgie I love you
hands (oh dear starting early)
hands again
"which you stole illegally" honey-
you have me in a chokehold lockwood
hehehe fairfax
"George, this... negativity, it's why I don't tell you things in advance" first of all I am weirdly obsessed with the way he says that, second of all I wanna give George a hug
hands
ok but who gave cam the right to look that good
"miss Kingston got her hair done special" George I love you
"straight into the office. that's a classy move"
omg I love lucy's jumper
his cheeky smile omg
hands
ring
"you lie like a politician" yeah bc he has to
you can do any job for me lockwood
hands and ring
absolutely we have a deal I'll do anything for you
hands (omg I need to stop)
they're children how did they get alcohol
bottle opener thingy scene
omg Georgie in his apron and gloves 😭
so sad we didn't get the "nice... towel" scene
barnes is so sinister sometimes
I love lockwood and george's friendship, just yelling at each other about cleaning
ooo green lighting when she's taking the keys
tut tut
"I visit my gran in Sidcup" "...sidcup is in London"
"you've got a real hard-on for him, haven't you" "well, if... you wanna put it like that"
"I'm practically a serf" aw lockwood honey
all I can think is the Traitors castle even though I know it's not the same
lockwood's so pretty
oh lord what the hell was that look lockwood don't lower your head with that intense gaze wtf
"apart from anything else, we've got much better flares" 😂
don't you just love it when someone who doesn't have any clue about your job tells you how to do your job
lots of smashing
he's fishing (where tf did he get a fishing rod from)
hands
his grin omg
oh crikey this boy needs sleep I can see his eye bags even though the lighting is dim and my room is bright
"What, and deny us all this... beautiful moment?" you're a beautiful moment- wait that doesn't make sense
his smile I am on the floor
aaa suspense I don't like it
omg we get to see George's Touch again I love that
ew cobwebs
hands
well that was silly
oh no
you can disrespect me anytime woah what is happening to me holy shit
EXTREME CLOSE UP
ewwww cobwebs
I could never be an agent I have arachnophobia
ok those special effects were awesome
"probably wanted to warn us not to go down there" *proceed to go down there*
Lockwood say what's on your mind
ok I get why Ali said that the monks were terrifying that chanting haunts me still
turn your torches off you'll see the ghosts better
ohh I don't like this
Lucy no
LUCY NO
LUCY NOOOOOO
aw the boys saved her
hands
"make a wish" I wish for you to marry me and we live happily ever after
slap
"my cheek hurts"
husband calls out pathetically for wife after waking up, she crawls over and he reaches desperately for her hand
"oi, where's his slap?" fair
hahaha the way they just drop to the floor
you look so silly in those goggles
lockwood's voice is doing Things to me
I love that you can see Ellie rethinking as Fairfax goes on
"we don't travel round with it, we're not insane" *while focused on Lucy*
"you're just a performer too, aren't you?" we love a masking king
MICRO-EXPRESSIONS!!! CAMERON CHAPMAN THE MAN YOU ARE
"She stole it again, Lockwood" yep
I love that you can sort of make out the flowers on her dress
oh christ that was scary
ew old man burning
hands
heavy breathing lockwood (I blame the multiverse of George chat for that)
"I'm working with maniacs" got room for another one?
why did Ellie think it would be a good idea to try and run straight through the middle
"Shut up!" their faces afterwards
kipps pls stop sounding so smug
dw I believe you lockwood
punch me like that wall pls
barnes looks so sad
omg he's being a protective dad
hands
ohhhhh lockwood in a proper suit 🪣 (bad timing for it I know)
"do you know my name?" George I love you
"that's a shame, she was a fool but... she really fitted in there actually" *lockwood nudges him* George I love you even more and I think we would be the bestest of friends
I love the lavender in the pockets of Penelope and Ellie
hands
omg Lucy's drawing! like she said her hobby was in the books!
hand + ring
*George casually pulls out stolen evidence*
I want lucy's jumper
the way lockwood's sat on the chair has me weak
"You belong here" *stares at her with heart eyes*
hehehe
hehehe
oh dear
why does he keep sprawling on the chair
I don't want to talk about the sound I just made at that one frame of lockwood
"She's good, and... she's finally starting to get me" aw Georgie I love you
"she's a lot tougher than you think" *thumps as Lucy passes out*
I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SOUND I JUST MADE AT THE OTHER ONE FRAME OF LOCKWOOD (YOU ALL KNOW THE ONE) - "Luce?" shgisuhuigjd
seriously who gave him the right
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lostcryptids · 10 months
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ppl that see a pic of a character as a pony will be like omg ew cringe get this out of here i hate it burn it with fire /lh. grow up its a horsie
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caliburn-the-sword · 7 months
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finished reading scarlet; last thoughts and reactions and ponderings
was about to be like "ew wtf did not want r*pe in MY y/a book" AND THEN HE SLIPPED HER AN I.D. TO ESCAPE
thorne is SO real for only being concerned about his jacket despite human bites being very dangerous lol
why are these werewolves acting like vamps
it's kind of nice how cool thorne is with lunars with all the lunar hate there is - i remember when reading cinder being apalled about how she generalised them all as corrupt
YES SCARLET KNOWS SHE KNOWS NOW
NO NOT GRANNY I'M LITERALLY IN STUDY PERIOD RN I CAN'T CRY (note: i managed not to cry in study period but god my eyes burned for a while lmao)
tf i thought wolf was just being possessive in like a protective way against ran and not just a plain old possessive way. he's honestly making me nervous rn like goodness i can literally feel scarlet's fear rn. STOP WITH YOUR I CAN FIX HIM DISEASE AND RUN (note: okay he got brain fucky wucky by mind control so this isn't him)
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ALL FINALLY MEETING I'M FROTHING AT THE MOUTH
i think kai is going delulu. i bet his office isn't bugged and he's got a spy. literally since cinder my money has been on torin. but maybe huy
omg kai's recognition of cinder's sacrifice by going to the ball <3
gotta agree with everything cinder's saying about kai's marriage because it's everything i've been thinking since kai decided to marry levana. i wish he would see how it's a bandaid for a stab wound. he's barely fixing a short term problem, which is gonna have the same long term problem regardless
the girls (all current pov characters) ARE FIGHTING. not mad tho because i'm a messy bitch who lives for drama <3
"She'd had the bridge built for herself out of very special glass, so that she could watch (...) all without being observed herself" levana YOU MEAN A TWO WAY MIRROR??? don't go acting all superior you're not special
from what wolf has described of his Tragic Backstory there is NO way he ISN'T a virgin. i'm so sorry that was my only takeaway but i'm trying to distract myself
"We met less than a week ago and in that time I've done nothing but lie and cheat and betray you" FKSDHFSDK sounds JUST like ouat rumpelstiltskin and yet he's STILL healthier than him and not toxic LMAO
wait did wolf need to pretend betray scarlet without her knowing instead of just making THAT the plan because those supersoldiers can smell hormones?? i bet they can. i reckon he needed her to feel REAL fear (note: now that i think about it it's probably just the bioelectricity crap but also ONLY the thaumaturge would be able to detect that???)
if i keep having to read "alpha female" with my own two eyes, i'm going to need bleach. marissa meyer you owe me financial compensation for the psychological distress i've been caused. 3 is in fact 4 times too many. it is a crime that it was ever thought into existence
predictions for cress
didn't do this last time between cinder and scarlet but figured it would be fun!! you guys get to silently laugh about how wrong i am, no spoilers
first off, doc erland's place in africa becomes the home base and cinder starts her training
someone tries to recreate garan's device since it will be useful for the rebellion - could be a joint effort between cinder and cress since they have the hardware and software down respectively. idk who's gonna fill the last role of like. bio stuff and the surgeries tho but we'll see
MORE THORNE BACKSTORY
definitely more wolf pov chapters now that marissa no longer needs to make him dodgy
cress is at least a LITTLE bit delulu wackers bonkers cray z lost her marbles etc etc from being so isolated for so long. i would LOVE to get into that mindset and character voice. would make for a very interesting pov
on reading the blurb:
i'm REALLY fucking dumb it finally occurred to me that in rapunzel the hero falls from the tower and gets blinded by thorns. so that tells me exactly who carswell thorne is (rip to when i thought he was the prince from sleeping beauty cause that's embarrassing). i wonder if he gets ejected into space from the satellite and his eyeballs freeze out of his sockets or something
i wonder WHY cress would be locked up by the queen BEFORE she was even able to hack since she wouldn't have been useful then. my first thought was that glamour doesn't work on her like with shells but she's not a shell herself but that wouldn't make sense because the thaumaturges seemed surprised by cinder and michelle benoit so it can't be that. for the sake of my running joke of every fairy tale character either being related or knowing each other, i'm just gonna pin it down to her being somewhere in the family tree and leave it at that
can these people STOP getting separated from each other?? i can't handle it. from the blurb it seems like the boys got cut off from the girls??? and then kai is also separated from all of them lol. this is a prediction only in the sense that i'm trying to guess who's getting separated from who. i think it would tie well into separating everyone from their love interest like poor cinder
i wonder if this will be the book that we meet princess winter since with royal etiquette and all that her presence will p r o b a b l y be required during all them wedding preparations and what not
@eddisfargo @francforever @winterrhayle @winterpinetrees
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we need a what would happen between will and y/n in they had like a pregnancy scare/Actually having a kid Will with a baby oml so cute
also gabe’s thoughts on it/ his reaction
-> omg a pregnancy scare ooo
daisy's pacing back and forth in her dorm trying to figure out when she last had her period (she doesn't trust period apps - she thinks they're sketch and the government's using it to spy on her)
her roommate is watching from her bed trying to calm her down "just think back - it couldn't have been that long ago"
daisy's panicking like badly. usually she would text will and he would sprint as fast as he can over to her, but she's too scared to talk to him. she's scared he might leave her if she really is pregnant. "i get my period every 28 days and it's been 37 - what if i'm pregnant!"
"you're not pregnant, okay. did you take a test yet?"
daisy shakes her head. "no, i've been too anxious to take it. it's been sitting in my desk for like two days. what if will leaves me?"
"he won't leave you - he knows you'll set his hockey gear on fire if he does. just tell him about it. he can be with you when you take it."
a couple hours later, daisy's stepping out of the bathroom with a pregnancy test, praying to god that it's negative while will's sitting on her bed, biting his lip and waiting for the results. when she closes the door to her dorm, she's on the verge of tears.
will sits up immediately. "is it positive?"
she shakes her head. "i'm still waiting for the results"
he's whispering, holding his arms out for her to stand between his legs. she complies and he holds onto her waist, looking in her tear-filled eyes. "then why are you crying, baby?"
her voice is so soft and quiet. "are you gonna leave me?"
he's smiling softly, holding her cheeks. "you think i'd leave you because of this?"
she nods her head.
"i would never leave you. baby or not, i'm with you."
the alarm on her phone goes off, signaling that it's time to check the test. she closes her eyes and hands it to will, not wanting to look just yet.
when he tells her to open her eyes, she opens them slowly, but immediately she's flooded with tears.
it's negative.
she doesn't know if she's crying happy tears, tears of relief, or tears of disappointment. after hearing that will would stick by her no matter what, she knows she wants to have a baby with him one day. maybe not today, but one day. she just knows it.
-> gabe's reaction to hearing about the pregnancy scare (⚠️: AMELIA IS GABE'S GF)
"YOU IMPREGNATED MY SISTER?" he screams after daisy and will casually bring it up over lunch
will's laughing "almost, dumbass"
"THAT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. wait... you guys... ew!" he's like realizing that they're sexually active
"oh, grow up" daisy rolls her eyes "you're acting as if i didn't walk in on you and amelia about to fu--" gabe covers her face with his hands
amelia's burning daggers into gabe "YOU SAID NO ONE WAS THERE"
gabe's like scratching his neck "oh, did i??? remember when will almost impregnated my sister hahah let's talk about that!"
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highladyluck · 6 months
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Season 2, Episode 7 Liveblog:
Oh it’s the most fucked up professional development conference ew ew ew
Moiraine: “Oh, a trap? You should go!”
LAN COMING IN WITH THE SINGLE BRAINCELL!!!
NEW SPRING
Oh they are so pretty
Fishwives with different life plans…?
Gitara
I like the intercutting with Shaiel, nice use of the medium
Moiraine looks excited to have a quest lmao
Leane’s outfits are so great
Heh it’s the opening of TGH
It’s extra fun thinking about Lan helping Rand with Siuan given what this Lan knows about this Siuan
‘Whatever comes, face it on your feet”
Cat crosses the courtyard!
A reasonable question from Rand
Aww buddy is this your first time getting mugged in an alleyway? Because I don’t think it is, you need better situational awareness
YESSS [Lanfear and Mat’s first meeting!]
Mat asking smart questions too
Congrats buddy someday that fleet will be yours it’s problems time
Elayne like ‘why don’t they fight back?’
Oh it’s the most fucked up professional development conference ew ew ew
Shifty shifty Verin
Liandrin is always up to something
Lan like ‘tell me about your suicidal thoughts’ Moiraine: ‘how dare you, I only self-harm every single moment of my life’
Siuan fish metaphor count 1
What DOES Tower law say about the DR? Oh I don’t like Siuan quoting that :/ Book Siuan knew better
Siuan like ‘WOW you have been skipping Power Leg Day’
That’s unnecessarily homoerotic Renna
Egwene is emoting so well
I wonder if she was trying to burn herself out?
Lmao someone finally recognized Elayne
Mat no the boredom will be your undoing
“Is this a sex thing?” Ishy like “not this time”
No gifts from Ishy!!! Not even once!
DO NOT ACCEPT DRUGS FROM THE FORSAKEN
Because you’re so bored and you have no impulse control (and you’re curious)
Handtalk!
Toh
Perrin is like ‘wow super not into this’
Donal’s Mat’s preparatory little dramatic hand gestures are so good
The Forsaken keep the seals around in case they get homesick
Yesssss my boy is hung 😉
Good lord the mommy issues on this guy
Ooooooh CONFLICT
Is she stilled? Fr fr?
Nah he’s gonna run the fuck away (and Moiraine will help)
Lmao Moiraine is like ‘yeah yeah now you know how I feel’
Moiraine: “Oh, a trap? You should go!”
I like how Rand and Moiraine are back in action, back at it again! Back in action, two action-y friends
It’s Darkfriend Social Tea
Lmao Barthanes that’s why it’s your job to kill her, she’s your aunt
Mat’s face OMG when he comes to with Ishy gently petting him
Ishy you made Mat sad :( and suicidal >:(
Lanfear’s always wanted to do that [stride out ahead of a billowing explosion]
Also!!! White! Or at least a lighter color
LAN COMING IN WITH THE SINGLE BRAINCELL!!!
Tied off shield :D
That’s cold Lan
That’s hot Lanfear
Look! A sort of healthy way to deal with guilt and obligation!
Bain/Perrin? I could see it
Omg they’re gonna get her!!! Look who’s mugged in an alleyway now!
Yes that’s fun give Egwene reasons to personally hate the Seanchan Empress 🤩
Egwene ruined the moment so good, she’s winning
YEAH I LOVE IT I LOVE THE DAMODRED FAMILY PAIN 🤩🤩🤩
What a baller lady
Verin knows all :D god she’s such a good Verin. Perfect ‘yes, and?!’ face all the time
Lan is the best Warder
Sure, tying off weaves is a lost art, I guess I can live with that
I love the special effects this season
Oh no it’s 2nd act breakup time?
It’s ok Rand can open the waygate or you can Portal Stone
Or Lanfear can do it I guess
Oh dear, torn between love and duty again
You could like… Heal her? Doesn’t need to be all or nothing! But that’s the Damodred Drama Gene I guess
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I did this a while ago with Marvel characters, but now I'm hyperfixated on Star Wars so here's this:
Star Wars characters as weird things my friends have said (can you tell who my favorite characters are lmao) :
Anakin: Let's trust fall off a cliff
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Obi-Wan: I'll cheese grate your tongue.
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Hera: Learn how to do a fourway!
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Obi-Wan: Do you want to be a psychologist or a psychologist?
Anakin: You just said the same thing twice!
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Zeb: The grinch doesn't even hurt ppl, he just takes away their joy.
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Luke: I'm not racist, I eat cauliflower and broccoli.
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Rey: I'm not trying to race you in my 2006 Toyota camry dude, I'm just trying to get home.
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Fives: I will smack you out of that wheelchair.
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Luke: Oml gay kind bars
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Padme: I Gotta gaslight gatekeep girl boss my way through life
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Ezra: Where is my other sock!- oh I'm wearing it.
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Anakin: You just gotta follow the serotonin man
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Luke: I'm gay and men are too headache for me.
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Cody: I'll take the teeth the lord so foolishly decided to put in your mouth.
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Anakin: I cant mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys
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Ahsoka: For the LAST TIME I am a LESBIAN I'm not trying to steal you're boyfriend! He smells like doritos anyway.
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Rex: I’m not jealous, Flavio, I’m GAY
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Ezra: I just have this happy personality in this sad soul. It feels funky in a not snazzy way.
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Echo: You can't delete your internet history from God.
Fives: Yes you can, ctrl + astaghfirulla
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Obi-Wan: I have this very rare thing called common sense, a lot of people don't have it because I'm just better.
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Caleb (child Kanan): Cannibalism is frowned upon in most countries.
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Ahsoka: Why are the watermelon shaped like little caskets?
Anakin: Shut up, be grateful, and eat your dead people.
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Kanan: I cant even raise a spider, how do you expect me to kill a child... wait
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Padme: Omg Anakin, just bc you lost your hand doesn't mean you have to cut off your son's hand too.
(Yes my friend actually said that while we were watching Star Wars)
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Omega: We can do left! Harry Styles will help us through it!
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Han: You can't just kill your father omg.
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Leia: Like okay you can have your lame hospital drama, I’ll have romance death and dragons.
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Omega: I'm not crazy, I'm just extra. A material gorl.
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Hunter: Besides tying her up idk how to hold a toddler
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Han: I could never be a doctor bc my intrusive thoughts would be like, "Let them bleed out on the table." Or "Amputate the wrong limb."
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Crosshair: Excuse me, it's a magical toothpick
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Omega: Like it tries to be smart but the smart simply can't smart so the stupid is just rlly stupid
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Tech: Was I on Aderall?
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Fives: Dude, are you vaping right now?
Echo: *tearing up* It’s just chapstick man
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Anakin: I want to sleep in a casket.
Obi-wan: What??
Anakin: They look comfy.
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The bad batch: You're a phsycopath.
Crosshair: Thanks I was born in Florida.
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Cody: I have new shoes.
Rex: Cool, I have depression
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Sabine: I do not want the meat stick, I want to die!
Ezra: Then the itsy bitsy meat stick will execute you!
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Anakin: Spiders deserve to burn in hell.
Ahsoka: But you're going to hell??
Anakin: Excuse me!?
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Omega: He looks like a knock of Donny Jepp.
Hera: Do you mean Johnny Depp?
Omega: Same difference.
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Palpatine: I steal children.
Anakin: At least you don’t have sex with them.
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Anakin: ugh this song is like an orgasm for my ears
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Wrecker: ew it smells gross
Tech: ofc it does we're in the middle of nowhere in Utah
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Cody: *drives past cemetary* I cant believe people are dying to get in there. It just kills me.
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Leia: Don't die because then we'll have to re-space the dance again.
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OT9 / Multi
an adventurer's guide to romance ✨ @guardians-of-exo & @softly-savage-mint-yoongi i'm not giving up hope that they'll still post Jongin, Jongdae, and Baekhyun TT, fantasy!au, i haven't read all of them yet but yixing and yeol are so good i refuse to believe any of the others could disappoint
EXO Mall ✨ @yehet-me-up i don't know why everyone and their mother does EXO series, but i am definitely not complaining, junmyeon's was adorable, xiumin's is brilliant, i'm sure the others are just as great
EXO as Rich Kids @spacequokka EXO has more group series than every other group combined, every time i find a good fic it's part of a series like what? so far i've read jongdae's it's super cute
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Xiumin
don't call it a love song (EXO mall series) ✨ @yehet-me-up 16.8k deserves it's own mention bc music nerd minseok?? rocker minseok?? bookstore owner!reader??? it's like this thing was written specifically for me, i ate this shit up it was so cute, their interactions were so cute, probably my favourite idiots2lovers ff, the snow scene, the singing scene, the dancing scene, the everything scene, minseok being a simp regularly, there is no fault in this ff, i'm gonna stop now i could keep going god help me
burning bridges @kwanisms 1.5k this hurt me, it's angst, it's not exactly happy, the synopsis tells you as much but every time i still read it and think maybe, maybe...
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Suho
the meet cute (EXO mall series) @yehet-me-up 4.5k also deserves it's own mention, dilf!junmyeon??? how does writer know all of my favourite things in the world?? TT the antique store thing suits our leader so well, why is he so attractice? and his sungmin is super cute argh, i have beef with this ff because why is it so short TTTTT
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Lay
you work too hard @cxsmicmyeon 0.7k just some domestic fluff with workaholic yixing, i'm projecting so hard onto this fic omg
extraordinary ��� (an adventurer's guide to romance) @softly-savage-mint-yoongi & @guardians-of-exo 10k apothecary!yixing, yixing with glasses(!!!!!!), he's so sweet in this, they're both so cute, it's one of my favourites of the series so it deserves a special mention here
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Baekhyun
inquiring minds @papermatisse 2.7k professor!baekhyun, i don't know what is up with exo-ls but y'all always find my most absolute favourite au versions for the boys like fr what's going on, anyway, this was soo freaking good! i read a professor one about woozi (svt) that was trying to do what this ff did but...., and now i get to read the concept executed perfectly, i'm screaming ugh
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Chen
disclaimer: these are obviously works of fiction and they take place in non-canon universes. we all wish jongdae and his family only the best, duh. if you're uncomfortable with reading ff about him, skip ahead. me, personally, i'd like to keep a little delulu corner in my daydreams available for him &lt;3
CEO!Jongdae ( EXO as Rich Kids series) @spacequokka 0.5k it's so short TT but it's super sweet, the last line really got me, too
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Chanyeol
kissed barely awake @irregular-idol-imagines 0.6k this confused me but it was so cute and fluffy that i didn't really care tbh
the doctor will see you now @kwanisms 4.5k this was kinda unhingend, in the best way possible, that's a high compliment in this context, incubus!yeol? i didn't think i'd like that premise but i did, i loved the slight horror aspects, the ending?? and how it linked back to the beginning? borderline genius, chapeau
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D.O.
spellbound ✨ @whimsical-ness 6.7k ahhh this is soooo good, their dynamic is so nice, kyungsoo is such a freakin' cutie i cannot, and the other member cameos are so fitting ugh i love this so much
but you're warm... @kwanisms 0.5k ew this is so cute, i love cuddly, clingy kyeongsoo TT
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Kai
movie night @galaxybam2 0.8k reading this taught me things about myself i'd have preferred not to know. enjoy, sluts (affectionately)
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Sehun
spellbound @navellera 6k this doesn't feel like 6k, it was over in the blink of an eye, one of the only sehun ff i've read so far that i could actually stand, most of them (that i've looked at so far) have really weird writing in that the author puts weird sentences in a row that feel disconnected and irrelevant to one another sometimes, this one didn't have that, also, i've been looking for some hogwarts!exo and this really scratched that itch
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streaminn · 10 months
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Tbh with you I have no idea bow to start this 😭 I feel like my credibility was killed off
Anyway, I had that random thought that Morticia would totally send/show baby pictures of Wednesday to Enid the second she gets the opportunity to do so. Depending of the picture, Wednesday is either 😑, ‘yes I remember this *fondly*’, ‘yes I remember this *ew*’ or ‘why did you take a picture of me like that ???? Burn it immediately’. Meanwhile Enid is just 🥺🥹🤏, like, it could be a picture of a 2 yo Wednesday with a death glare and a bloody kid-sized axe and Enid would just be like ‘OMG look at you !! So cute 🥰’
ALSO, not Wednesday related but Wednesday related, like the series.
So, where I live, there’s this primary school and every now and then they prepare some sort of show for the families (just the kids doing dances/songs/plays) and this year idk why but this series has somehow been watched by a Lot of kids bc they deadass recreated Wednesday dance. Stream, I need you to picture this : 20ish kids (3 boys max) on a stage, mostly six years old but maybe two more around ten, all in black, the girls have dresses, and they’re all dancing the way Wednesday was at the Rave’n (with the song (not Bloody Mary, the OG one (Go, Go Muck ?)))
Tbh honest they did great but I’m seriously wondering why they watched that show (like y’all, it’s +13) and how they managed to understand enough to actually like it. I know what I’m talking about bc my little cousin (who’s 5) watched it, liked it and now Wednesday is her idol. She has a black dress and each time she wears it she makes us put on Bloody Mary so she can dance along. Her mom even brought her a Thing. What cracks me up every time I think abt that is that this girl is the blondest one I’ve ever seen. If this phase drags on I can’t wait to see her dye her hair black
ANYWAY, all that to ask if Wednesday had that much of an impact on little kids everywhere or is it just where I live ??
Also thank you for rbing your t&t contents, I’ve been meaning to catch up :))
-🦎🧦 (it just occurred me that lizards have four feet,,, should I add a second pair ??) (omg it’s 2am and it shows goodnight)
Kid Wednesday would not have the death stare yet, so Enid would be absolutely moved to tears at the blank stare she sees instead
Enid: like omygod, you weren't a world hating spawn yet
Wednesday: considering that you're my world, i don't believe that has changed
Enid:!??
Anyways as for the children dressing up as Wednesday, that's absolutely adorable, lil children doing the lil Wednesday dance? Cute asf
But idk tbh abt the Wednesday impact considering that I'm somewhere in the eastern side of the world so at most I simply saw a Wednesday shirt of Wednesday dancing
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headkiss · 2 years
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okay, listen:
i always go for inexperienced/oblivious!reader bc that’s literally me bUT! steve slowly working his way from friend to lover with an inexperienced reader exactly because she’s inexperienced, right? he’s not blind or dumb enough to not see how obvious she is in her affections for him, she doesn’t have that little voice in her head that urges her to hide how she feels, so i imagine her clutching a book against her chest and kinda rocking back and forth slightly while smiling this really big and really lovestruck smile at steve when he’s giving her his undecided attention which he does often and he just knows she returns his feelings. she oblivious tho! no boy has ever been interested in her! and stevie is just being nice, right?… she doesn’t try to hide how she feels but she can’t comprehend the hints he gives her and it’s all very sweet and robin is their number one fan and the lunch club always roll their eyes because steve being a romantic? ew. steve in boyfriend mode? ew. them looking at each other like they’re in love? ew. and how aren’t they together already??? lots of exasperated max for sure!— and she’s giggly and blushy and gets excited about dumb things and has a bit of a luna lovegood vibe going on, y’know? she’s relatively new in town, so she naturally gravitated towards steve because he made her feel safe and comfortable since he noticed straight away that she had anxiety when he first met her ( a tried to flirt but went over her head and she was very shy and nervous ) and so she’s friends with the whole gang by now and the gang only. and they love her! the kids are crazy about her because she’s a huge nerd and it makes steve’s heart all warm 🥺 ! she’s never been very social, always too anxious to put herself out there, but she’s very bubbly and unintentionally funny to and with her new friends friends! she’s had friends!,but it makes it so she gets flustered by steve very easily and he adores it, adores her, so he’s more than happy to go with the slow burn of things, he’s fine with it being a long haul type thing, he’s in it for the long haul tbh, but when they get together he fucking breaks— every touch and kiss drives him insane, he’s her first kiss and it ruins him, he gets needy and whiny and desperate and he needs her close, he’s touch starved but only for her, and she feels the same okay? but she’s inexperienced !!! so she gets overwhelmed and maybe she tears up while they kiss? and steve is concerned at first and tries to pull away which is almost fucking painful for him but his need to care for her is huge so “you okay? did i hurt you, i’m sorry i-“ and his mind immediately goes to his angel is upset! fix it!, he pulls back but she whines and grips his shirt and pouts and tries to cling to him “nonono, no, please” and it makes him hot all over but then steve understands “just overwhelmed then, huh?” and he goes full soft dom!steve and wipes her tears or kisses them off and they keep kissing and kissing and kissing and he’s so soft and gentle with her and maybe she nervously asks if this means he’s hers now and it drives him insane because that’s all he wants to be “say you want me and i’m yours forever” 🤯
this is waaay too specific so feel free to ignore ily bye
OMG OMG THIS IS SO CUTE
he would notice you right away thinking, why haven’t i ever seen her before???, and flirts with you so fast and gets all soft when you’re too shy to reciprocate AHHH i feel like you’d just say random stuff like whatever’s on your mind and he thinks that’s the cutest thing ever and he indulges you EVERY TIME!!!
once they’re together the gang is all like “mom and dad!!” and “we knew it” and all that they would not shut up about those two ik it and they would tease them but secretly be the happiest ever to see steve get the love he deserves and they all love u for him and him for u YUP
i feel like u wrote a whole fic there and i loved it ily too 🫶
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