#like he likes arty but he's also crushing on blob a bit so he doesn't really know if it's one or the other or both

[raydianbluesandhues]

ooh do you have any bif hcs?? hes one of my favorites

answering this before bed so i do apologize if this is short

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Bif is seen as the more aggressive one in the group, but in reality, he's honestly pretty sweet. off of the battlefield, I think he's very relaxed and gentle

he and Arty get along very well. are they interested in each other? maybe. Arty tends to ramble on and on about her work and bif will sit there and listen to her. he likes hearing her talk and he enjoys how passionate she is about her work. he thinks she's a bit of a dork but he adores her for it they totally like each other. they just don't know how to say it

he admires Blob a lot and I think he worked out with him quite a bit.

"how the hell are you gonna take out them inkies with flabby arms like those." "i have powers Bif" "they'll only get you so far." he admires his enthusiasm and thinks that he's actually pretty cool! he's always so eager to help,,,, MAYBE he's crushing on him a lil bit. he doesn't really know

i think he enjoys cooking. he's not a chef but he does enjoy making meals for himself. it's also a time when can just follow a recipe or something and Turn His Brain Off

AND YKNOW. something i thought of is that this man is definitely a martial arts teacher

after the war, of course, everyone has free time on their hands. Professor gets into teaching, Arty's a therapist, Zip is an athlete, and Blob and Pinky still patrol around to make sure there's no funny business happening ^ I will get into this stuff in tomorrow's posts

I like to think that, for the longest time, Bif didn't really know what he wanted to do with himself. he enjoyed the peace but I think he got bored lmao

So he studied and studied and trained, got his lil degree, and BAM now he teaches martial arts during the weekends

ALSO. he's good with kids

he's just a very patient guy and understands that kids will be kids sometimes. this is also why he and Pinky get along so well. he understands that she is still learning about things and actively does try to educate her whenever they're not busy

he. views her as a little sister. or at least someone he needs to watch over. siblings <3

arty also got him into fingerpainting. mostly so he has an additional hobby but also as a small bonding experience for the both of them. She gets Bif to paint but also helps him open up a bit by doing so. also, they get to have a laugh over how shit Bif's painting looks