#like i wanna panel like that tf

[chai-en-kaadhale]

forever obsessed with kamome shirahama's borders and paneling like just l o o k

[backformores]

@kpopcreators event one: favourites favourite artist's title tracks + favourite bias → le sserafim's sakura

sources.

[localrobosexual]

I know my silly little shitpost doodle complaining about spambots all over insta and tumblr has breached containment somewhat bc i’ve got a delightfully diverse amount of ppl in the tags of that post either a.) also complaining abt the spambots, b.) furries and other artists tagging it as such, c.) ppl making DOOM and pyro tf2 references, d.) fellow robotfuckers reblogging the addition I made giggling and throwing in their takes on robot fucking and what that entails, e.) ppl mortified by robotfucking at all, and last but not least, this one user who had this absolutely hilarious take that had me actually bust out laughing irl:

[our-trans-punk-experience]

THE BATTLE JACKET MASTERPOST

FINALLY PUNKS IT'S HERE

a battle jacket (also called battle vest, cut-off, punk jacket, patch jacket, and probably other stuff) is a jacket (duh) usually made from denim or leather with DIY additions of patches, studs, flags, painted panels, chains, and other bonuses, used to signify subculture. Punk, metal, and biker scenes all use patch jackets, but I'll only go into specifics about how they're used in the punk scene. Metalheads, I think, almost solely personalise with music/band shit. Bikers use them to signifying which club you're riding with. Punks started using them in the 70s and they've remained a staple of the subculture's style since. They're good for signalling your politics, bands you like, and other information you might want to get across. They also look cool.

HOW TO START

If you're here I assume you wanna learn how to make your own so I'll cut the history lesson short and get on to the practicals.

1: first you're going to want to get a plain jacket, probably denim or leather, but you could get a canvas jacket if you're nervous and new to the scene because it's way easier to stitch canvas, so you could experiment with that as you're building confidence. The jacket should be at least a bit oversized because with all the stitching and painting or whatever you'll be doing, you could run into fit issues with a very form fitting jacket. also, this jacket might frequently be worn over other jackets or layers so that will help with that too

2: start making choices. namely whether you want to keep the sleeves. obviously you can remove or reattatch the sleeves later but I think making that big mod first is a good starting point to help you feel like it's a work in progress. so if you're going to chop the sleeves I say do it now

3: brainstorm. I know, I know, coming up with your own ideas is hard, but this is your own totally literally unique piece, so think about what sorta look you want

4: you don't have to brainstorm alone though. search tumblr or pinterest for punk jackets, punk patches, punk clothes ect for inspiration. you might get a good idea for an individual patch, or for a broader layout

PATCHES

1: the big deal. this is what will make your jacket into a battle jacket. there are some unofficial rules/sayings in the scene about what sort of patches you should put on your jacket. some people get dickish sometimes about if you put a non-punk band on your jacket? however i think that is bollocks and you should do whatever you want forever. one saying i do personally mostly stick to is "politics up front, bands on the back" with the idea you stick your politics on your front so you can see the punches coming

2: where do you get the patches? you make them yourself. You can buy ofc but don't get shit off amazon or shein or whatever the fuck. If your fav band or small artist is selling patches go for it though. You will have the most choice if you make your own patches. Do you have scrap fabric (maybe the sleeves of the jacket, which is where i got a lot of my patch material)? Do you have paint and paintbrush? good. you can make a patch

3: how do you do that? well depends on whether you stencil or freehand. stencil means you cut out an outline, of say a band logo, out of card, and use that as a stencil. freehand means you paint whatever tf you like

4: paint?? yes paint. messy as you like. start maybe with simple slogans or symbols often found in the punk scene like "ACAB" or "eat the rich". maybe an anarchy symbol. i also like to paint a layer of mod podge over my designs to waterproof them.

5: great, you've got a patch, what are you going to do with it? sew it onto the jacket. unless ofc you bought an iron-on in step 2, in which case iron that shit on and be careful punks. most likely though, you're sewing it on. a lot of punks use tooth floss to sew on because its cheaper, easier to find, readily waxed and waterproof, and does a better job sewing shit down onto heavy duty material like leather or denim. I use a combined running stitch and whip stitch personally

STUDS n SPIKES

1: all those punks you've seen have metal sticking out their jacket eh? yeah, theres a whole lot of options here. spikes of many different sizes and shapes, which within that can be stitch on, screwback, or have fold down prongs on the back of them

2: where do you put them? probably the front or top of the jacket. you can put them on the back but that might be uncomfortable, or rip up someone's upholstery

3: where do you get them? you can still DIY these by cutting up a metal drinks can [whole other post] but BE CAREFUL. i suggest checking out the internet for these, same buying rules as patches though. no shein. no amazon.

OTHER SHIT??

1: go wild

2: other common additions would be chains, lighter caps, badges, and can tabs

HAVE FUN PLS ASK ME QUESTIONS AND SHARE IF YOU START A BATTLE JACKET

[patchiko]

Can we get Jason's reaction after he's just reached sexual intimacy you and y'all JUST started having sex on a regular basis’, and he sees your super-kinky, slightly fucked up, pornhub favorites on your account. Does he... Look closely and take notes at what you like or does he slam the laptop shut and pretend he never saw anything and he doesn't know that you probably wanna tie him up and do CBT or have him Dom you in a really fucked up roleplay scenario. No matter what, I feel like he'd be jittery and nervous as fuck around you afterwards. You're just watching the highly trained, black-ops skilled assassin tripping over boxes and shit around you and wondering why he won't stop blushing.

ANON??.$:&!:&:&::

IT DEPENDS ON THE JASON TODD BUT THIS IS THE ONLY COMMON MEDIUM. He’d scroll for a minute or two then close laptop. NOSY BASTARDS.

AK!JASON

anon you might be too freaky for him. JDODHKD. Anything close to or even being straight up pain is really really really bad for him. He doesn’t like it at all, reminds him too much of his trauma. Even if he is domming it freaks him out too much, makes him feel like he’s becoming like his aggressors. D:

he’s definitely gonna talk to you about it, and set very clear boundaries during sexy time. (No, i dont think he can get use to it/change it)

LIKE THE MOST “AGGRESSIVE” THING HE’D DO WHILE FUCKING IS GRAB TF OUT OF HIS S/O’s ASS. HE SEES CBT AND HES LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCK??!???’ LMAOAJAOAO

COMIC!JASON

he’s all like ummm.. most he’d do is light spanking, biting, light pinching, and hair pulling. BUT LIKE. HE’S ALSO not the most into pain. I specifically believe this bc of that one comic panel where he’s in a bar and he’s like “sorry man. im not really into s&m’s” AND THATS HIS EXACT SAME RESPONSE TO YOU IF U BROUGHT IT UP LMFOAOAOA.

“love the fact ur freaky doll, but your man is more vanilla.” I also dont think he’d get into it/use it. just not his cup of tea. He also closes the laptop as soon as he see’s cbt🫡 in his brain he’s like “NOT MY BALLS💥💥💥.” while closing the laptop

[blighted-lights]

Blight,,,, takes your hand,,,,,, Thinking about ravage ,, obsessing about ravage. Give me your ravage thoughts for today. I wanna hear about our girl,,,

so sorry this took me so long to get to, but HI MARS!

today's ravage thoughts are entirely focused on when shockwave shot ravage through the chest in idw after ravage jumped in-between the waves in defense of shockwave. it's something i've thought about before a bunch but smthing about it has been sticking with me today. like. LOOK.

like ravage wasn't just shot here. her plating grayed, her optics went dim, and with shockwave's words overlaying these panels, it feels like ravage actually died here- at least for a second. this isn't ever addressed again but it's been rotting in my brain all day and i cannot stop thinking about it. especially as this is after the whole tyrest killswitch arc; ravage had two near-death experiences nearly back to back. ravage actually gets injured a LOT throughout idw, but these two events happening so close to each other is just,,, agh.

don't even get me started on the killswitch arc. imagine the absolute horror. ravage burning up inside and out and no one around her knowing why. soundwave being helpless to help her, forced into just watching as she overheats and convulses. ravage goes through SO MUCH in idw, and this isn't even talking about the times bludgeon and arcee stab her, being tossed around by the personality ticks, being run over by ironhide, getting knocked tf out by cyclonus- she doesn't WIN.

but yeah. none of this is coherent but i'm thinking about her and soundwave today.

[nepentheseeker]

LOOKISM 506

The boys fighting really good but PTJ keeps glazing Gun

WHY EUGENE GOT THAT BELOVED SILLY LITTLE BRO SMILE? IT MAKES ME WANNA ADOPT HIM WTF . AND WHY RYUHEI'S LOOKING THIS GOOD!? TF

AND THAT'S WHY GUN IS ASS . JASON , BRAD YOU DID GOOD BOYS . FVCK GUN HE CAN'T EVEN TAKE A JOKE

JERRY I MISSED PANELS LIKE THIS

YESSS W IS FOR WARREN RAAHHH THAT'S GANGDONG'S ALMIGHTY FOR YOU

DOES HE NOT UNDERSTAND THEY TRYNA KILL HIM OFC HE'D AIM FOR THE HEART

Loved this duo so so much

He got on my nerves with this . istg even Gun knows he's the main character

My honest reaction to this

masochist personality is back again

I am so proud of Johan. Love him God . And Jerry and Mandeok was a duo we didn't expected but needed

ZACK MY BOY

WHY IS HE SUCH A DUMBASS WHY DID HE HAVE TO REMIND HIM .

And uh.. him

The glazing insane

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #14 (Part 1)

IT'S TRAUMA TIME BABY WHOOO YEAH I LOVE TRAUMA!!! NOT AS IN LIKE. NOT AS IN LIKE THE BAD KIND OF TRAUMA BUT AS IN PKNA #10: TRAUMA YEAH WHOOOO YEAH!!!!!

Raw asf title panel btw. You know you're in for some crazy shit.

Btw everyone this is Gorthan he's like the One singular relevant Evronian that you should know by name. That's for later but just remember that he reads Shakespeare I guess.

SNOOZER ALERT. look at his fuckass slippers.

Btw is it just me or does this guy kinda look like Launchpad. Like Launchpad if he got stuck on an Evronian prison planet I guess.

BIG FUCKING GUY ALERT!!! Also good art alert god ough the cross hatching here...

OH MY GOD IT'S THE KING FROM DARKWING DUCK

Ok so like. I can understand the gang of street Elvis impersonators. But a bunch of guys cosplaying as roman soldiers? What, do the gangs in Duckburg just do LARPing in their free time now???

I mean... can you really BLAME him for thinking you were one of the criminals...

like......

Xerbian?? haha...... uh oh

OF COURSE HE HAS A FUCKING DARTBOARD WITH PK'S FACE ON IT 😭

YEAAAHHHH LET'S RUN HIM OVER

LOVE the creative use of paneling here, having him grab onto the negative space. I wouldn't consider myself an expert on comic book art by any means, but it's always cool to see fun stuff like this!

No it's NOT plain to see, tf are you talking about 😭 what kind of gang brings in a giant fucking shredded purple guy to settle their disputes

Donald has been acting like a tough guy this whole comic but he turned babygirl real quick here

Y'know sometimes I'm hit with like a brief moment of clarity where I realize that I'm sitting and reading a Donald Duck comic about him fighting a giant alien and then having self-critical introspection about what it means to be defeated by fear. And then I'm like "damn that's crazy."

Anyways now he's thinking about getting really buff

OOH YEAH BABY BIG FUCKIN ROBOT TIME!!!

BIG FUCKING ROBOT ALIEN FIGHT YES!!! THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK I CAME HERE FOR!!! THIS IS WHY I STARTED READING THIS SERIESSS

Sorry I'll stop getting insanely fucking excited over this battle but like look at em go!!

Small detail that I really love here is the switch to the more simple paneling style for the flashback portion, reminiscent of the old comics. A nice touch :3

First of all. Rawest comic spread I ever did see. SECOND OF ALL. I think I looked at this photo like 5 different times before I realized that there's a tiny little Uno in the suit lol look at him

:0

Anyways RIP bozo + L + ratio + get Donald Ducked idiot. Trauma literally met one singular guy that broke through his mind powers and he just died instantly (or like I guess he survived and got taken back by the Evronians but like who gaf we're not gonna see him again GOODBYEEE don't let the door hit your ass on the way out)

And of course you all know what time it is... that's right... Angus Tales. yaaay... (ok Angus hate aside I actually do like the Angus Tales comics like they're pretty fun and they have a silly art style that I like)

Never speak to me like that again or I'm filing a restraining order

Why are all these people severely jaundiced

I just TOLD you bro he has jaundice. can't you read

I wanna shame him for being racist but like are any of us really surprised here

THEY MADE HIM GO TO A FURRY CONVENTION

Ok I will in fact be back again later this week to read Donald Duck Twilight. Which I specifically requested be paired with Trauma in the same week because I thought it would be funny 🦇

[nerves-nebula]

I fucking adore your comic panelling, any advice on how to do it? Like specific ratios or ways to divide the page?

god there's so much advice i COULD give but i really dont wanna end up writing a book here. so I guess I'll say this: however you divide the page you should be CONSISTENT with it, i literally just learned/internalized this but it's made comic paneling soo much easier. when you break that consistency it will be more impactful. hold up lemme grab some pages.

so i recently started making loose stitches a 4 tier comic. it's not the exact same for each page cuz i'm lazy but i think it's made legibility way better. before i think it was kinda uhhhhh a little all over the place. not BAD but a little difficult to tell where your eyes supposed to go sometimes. which isnt great for a commic.

the page on the left in particular has always bothered me cuz i always read the top panels incorrectly and it's like. fuck man what is the paneling here why is it in two columns ????? that's so hard to understand. but the page on the right can be more or less easily understood (by someone who knows how to read comics) even without panel borders because it's just a simple 4 panel square.

one thing my comic professor really stressed was that he didn't like weird paneling or weird borders. for the most part, a square is fine. AND HE'S RIGHT. weird paneling is fun and cool but should be used sparingly or with intention, cuz if you do it too much then like. how tf are ppl gonna read your comic.

that being said there are a lot of cool ways to cut up panels even if they're just squares hold on lemme grab some examples

so the panels here are all square but the image in the one at the bottom is almost like a mural. one thing i really like to using is a lot of heavy BLACK, what can i say silhouette's have my entire heart.

in my fable comic, I used a 3 tier system. it wasn't the same exact size across all pages but all pages had 3 tiers of paneling. that way i can be a little more flexible with the SIZE of the panels to emphasize the more important things, without it feeling like it's all over the place

meanwhile in my comic final i used a 4 tier system where each tier was nearly the same across every page, but you can collapse tiers together for establishing shots and big reveals so that they're more impactful. it's still fully within the grid system I set up so it doesn't feel like it's messing with shit either.

ok i just spent a lot of time rambling about this one particular concept and it's probably not even what you wanted to hear about :') i didnt even go into ratios or anythinggg guhhhh sowwy

other than all that i'd just say you gotta keep looking at what comic artists have written and take note of how they use space and cut things up. there's this book called How To Read Nancy and it has all these exercises for understanding the building blocks of nancy. for real the author is OBSESSIVE and goes through everything of a 3 panel nancy strip from body language to spot blacks to the minutia of the background. we used this book in my class and did some of the exercises in the back and i think it's really good at getting you to THINK about what you're drawing. and you can easily pirate it if you're broke.

also try to make sure things dont get stagnant on a page. zoom out if you're only doing close ups (i try to make sure every page of loose stitches has at least one full body shot even tho I'm lazy and wanna just do talking heads- talking heads arent interesting!!)

also, take advantage of the fact you're drawing a COMIC. you can do shit in comics that you can't do in other mediums, try to implement them when u can! ALSO PRACTICE. you're not gonna get better just by reading and watching. you gotta do it lol. ok ok that's enough and you didn't even ask for that stuff you asked about PANELING sfdasfsd byeee

[cactus-flowerstuff]

JUJUTSU KAISEN MANGA SPOILERS

gege is cooking with fucking uranium I swear. I love writing. Writing and storytelling is a huge passion of mine. I haven't seen anyone talk about this- so I'm going to.

Choso's death was weak, unwarranted, just done for the fuck of it, and objectively stupid from a writing standpoint.

Let me explain. During the entire culling game ark, Choso and Yuki are given a deep and understanding development. Choso realizes that he himself can live as a human. He's allowed to be selfish. Not only that but Yuki sacrificed herself for him to be selfish and live as a human. He mourns his brothers yes, but he lives with them in his body- in his soul. So he chooses to live his life as a human for them because they never got to do so.

So why. The fuck. Did you kill him when that development HAS NOT CONCLUDED?

He never got to LIVE as a human. A few weeks/months is not fucking enough time gege. And the panel of him being like "150 years was only a few days to Yuji" makes no sense because that means Choso was still living as a curse. Not a human. Not to mention he spent most of that time training. Also his death was just "me protect brother". Which is cool and all but it completely destroys his development. A better way to go out would be to probably fight Sukuna not only for his brothers but also for the betterment of humanity (if he got to experience it). But no. We get a sudden, lack luster death that means NOTHING. Especially since Yuji has had what? 10 CATALYSTS?! It makes. No. SENSE. You spend chapters upon chapters developing him- only to give him a death that only ties back to the most basic thing we know about him. And that is "I love my brothers."

What a dog shit way to develop a character only to kill them. And I know why gege did it. It was because Choso's the only mf left that would have an impactful death because no one gives a shit about Miguel. Hell, I think Maki would have been better because her ARC IS DONE. ITS CONCLUDED. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT TO HAVE HER AND SUKUNA DO A FINAL CLASH- TAKING EACH OTHER OUT. BUT NO. NO. WE GOTTA KILL THE GUY THAT HAS NO CONNECTIONS OTHER TO YUJI.

Actual dog shit writing.

I'm dropping jjk. Message me when one of three things happen

1) uraume gets to be the villian

2) merger happens

3) Zoro one piece comes in to kill Sukuna

Edit:

Okay so Choso was actually killed for shock value. Cool to know. Because if Todo can fucking swap multiple targets why TF did he do everyone EXCEPT Choso. And I don't wanna hear no "He didn't make it in time". This is fucking Todo. Legit Choso was killed for shock value and everyone is fine. And guess what? Choso is going to give up his life for nothing because Gojo is going to steal the spot light and he will be a worthless death. This is just fucking ridiculous. What dog shit. Writing was good at the start and I honestly liked the culling game but these later chapters are dog dookie.

[itti-bitti-yibbi]

A little silly on sticky notes at work.

Singles under the cut

Transcript in case you can't read my handwriting:

[Panel 1]

(Leshy) I'm going to kill you!

[2]

(Nari) . . .

(Crown) This kid is feral

[3]

(Nari) Hey kid, you wanna be a god?

(Crown) Bitch TF

(Nari, little text) I like your spunk.

[4]

(Nari) It tried to kill me, give it the green one

(Nari, small text) Kalla will hate him lmao

(Text pointing to Leshy's stick) Still got his stick

[lookismaddict]

Lookism Chapter 442 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made. The sole purpose of this is to provide summaries/reviews for each chapter so if you don’t want to see the rest of it, then just keep scrolling. It’s your choice.)

Time to cry all of our hearts out. 😫

Nuuuuuuuuuu poor babies 😭

OMGGGGG THE FIRST GEN. KINGS ARE HERE!!!!! AHHHHHHHH BRO I GOT MAD GOOSEBUMPS 😩

Ugh, this is making me feel touched and all. Everyone gathered in one place because they really respected him. Bruh, Imma cry again 😭😭😭 I hope Taesoo Ma, Gongseop Ji, and the rest of the First Generation would somehow investigate his death and avenge Jichang. 🙏🏽

YEEEEESSSSS DANIEL HAS ANOTHER ALLY!!!!! YESSSSS LET'S BUILD THIS CHARLES CHOI HATECLUB!!! 🔥

OHHHHHH. MYYYYYYY. GOOOOOOOD. JAKE IS SO FREAKING CUUUUUUUUUUUTE AS A LITTLE KID!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD, I JUST WANNA HUG HIM AND CRADLE HIM IN MY ARMSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

HE REALLY IS CUTE THO WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. WHO WOULDN'T WANNA JUST GRAB HIS CHEEKS, PINCH THEM, GIVE HIM A PIGGYBACK RIDE, AND HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM????? 🥺🥺💞💞💞💞

Ohhhh shiiiii, Jake gonna meet with Daniel there and THEY'RE GOING TO TEAM UP AND FIND JINYOUNG PARK AND TAKE DOWN THE FIRST AFFILIATE LIKE THE ACTUAL BOSSES THAT THEY ARE. 😎

Ohhhhh my- LINEMAN ABOUT TO GET AN UPGRADE!!!! IS THIS GOING TO BE HIS TRAINING ARC??? 👀

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TIME TO TRAIN LINEMAN!!! BULK UP AND SHAPE UP BRO 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

Oh shit... 5th Affiliate. 💀 Did I mention that I don't like this phase of Eli? I mean, sure. You're doing this all for your family in Hostel, but there's another way to settle this and provide for them, no? I mean, you got friends bro. You don't have to shoulder the burden on your own. Learn how to depend and rely on those who you hold dear too.

King, it's ok. Just undrown yourself and stop siding with Workers.. 😀

I stg, this twink of a crew leader is afraid of Daniel Park. Little did he know, Daniel and James Lee are actually a team lol. I swear, it's like Eugene blames Daniel for everything now that Daniel tried to interfere with his plans. Mf would now blame him for everything and anything that doesn't work out.

Mandeok: *suddenly walks into Eugene's office* Eugene, the coffee maker isn't working anymo-

Eugene: IT'S HIS FAULT! IT'S ALL DANIEL PARK'S FAULT!!! HE ERADICATED SOME OF MY AFFILIATES, AND NOW HE'S AFTER MY COFFEE MACHINE?! Yuseong: *starts to rock back and forth in his chair, cradling himself while afraid of his brother's psycho outburst*

Come on stink, get it together. You're going coo coo now. I don't know why I thought of Eugene in this scenario. It was funny in my head.

Oh great. NOW, THEY'RE THERE. 🙄

WHO'S GOING 100 MPH ON THE MAIN STREET BRUH??? Also, who tf are YOU mf? 🤨

Also, omg. PTJ, do you always ctrl + c and ctrl + v on your characters' hairstyles or something? Because Warren doesn't look like Zack anymore, but now he looks like-

Like ok, I get it. You're addicted to the copy + paste hairstyles, but I don't wanna have to do this, but... Imma hand over the scissors to Eli and have him end the ctrl + c, ctrl + v era. 😭 Bc, wth is this shit? But they look good tho, ngl.

OHHH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHHHH. SOMEONE TAKE HIM BACK, FR. GOO, COME GET YOUR BRO LMAAAAOOOOOO. But oml. EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE AT THE FIRST AFFILIATE, I STG. THEY ALL GOING TO HAVE AN EPIC BATTLE LIKE SMASH BROS. OR SOMETHING, AND THEY'LL GO AT IT, IN ON FINAL BRAWL. And fr Warren, wth have they been feeding Logan for him to get THAT BIG? STEROIDS???

If he took, "I need a big boy" to heart, then I don't want it. 💀💀💀

Nah, it must be all that coke protein powder. Goo gave him a whole bucket of protein powder and Logan would be sniffing and eating it all.

Well, obviously "No." Logan. Also, HOT DOC IS BACK!!! Ofc he is. He's the main star of the First Affiliate.

THERE HE ISSSSSSS, THE MAIN MAN OF THE HOUR!!! 😩 LOOK AT HIM BEING ALL TOUCHY WITH ELI!!! Tbh I didn't know how to feel ab that. "Put these away, motherfucker." YTFJTYFGUYKGFJYGUHKIFUDFKILLUGYKF I'M LMFAOOOOOOOOOO ELI REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE. HE'S SO DONE.

What did he mean by "I'm not sure though?" 😀 Also, the way Logan said, "How cute is this bastard... Should I give you a kiss?" and Warren replying with, "I'm taken, so no thanks." MAN, WHAT IF YOU WEREN'T TAKEN? THEN WHAT? 🤨 ALSO, THE WAY HE SAID HE'S "taken" NOW BC HE HAS SALLYAHSIDFHSDFIUSHDFIUW. AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT GOT ME SCREAMING.

AWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAN, I wOnDeR wHo CoUlD tHaT bE ??? Definitely, not Daniel Park.

OH MY GOD. ARE WE FR GETTING A LOGAN LEE VS. DANIEL PARK SHOWDOWN NEXT CHAPTER???? AYOOOOO??? HE'S GOING TO SEE DANIEL'S CURRENT FORM????????? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SQUEALINGGGG!!! 😆😆😆😆

"Will Logan Lee face off with Daniel Park soon? Will they ever find Jinyoung Park now? Who will be the next to arrive at the First Affiliate??? Tune in, next time ONNNN-"

Yeah man, F this.

[starscoffeecreamer]

request, you say? How about g1 cosmos/Soundwave, with cosmos pregnant. Cosmos isn't up for regular interface, but he will let Soundwave fuck his thighs (now soft and plush from pregnancy weight)

holy shit I finally finished this, I am so sorry

Cosmos's personality fought me so much- I could barely find anything for him on the tf wiki

Word Count: 525

Soundwave gently massaged Cosmos’s thighs, his free servo on the round swell of his mate's belly. Soundwave smiled under his faceplate, thinking of months from now when new little ones would be toddling around their habsuite.

“Thanks, ‘Wave,” Cosmos hummed, leaning back against the tape deck's chestplate. “But my thighs aren't the only thing that's sore.”

Soundwave blushed. He had been massaging his lover's thickened thighs for a while now. He just couldn't stop, the feeling of the softened mesh squishing in his servos utter bliss. Cosmos's thighs had grown big and plush from his pregnancy, soft and cute and so very squishable.

“Not that I mind!” Cosmos quickly added. “It's just- I'm a little… Charged. Maybe I'm seeing things.”

“You are not,” Soundwave replied, gently pushing Cosmos down on the couch. “And I am feeling… Charged as well…~”

Cosmos’s visor widened as he heard a spike cover clicking back. He squeaked as he felt his partner’s spike press against his valve panel, quickly shaking his helm.

“No! No, no no no! I already have trouble walking because of the little ones, I am not adding a sore valve to my walking problems!” Cosmos said, pushing Soundwave's helm into his thighs. “If you wanna frag something, frag these.”

“Wif pweshure,” Soundwave said, muffled by Cosmos’s chubby thighs. He begrudgingly removed his helm from the plush mesh, turning his green partner around and laying him on his servos and knees. “Are you ready?”

“Primus, yes!” Cosmos whined, already pushing his thighs into Soundwave. “And while you're at it, massage my hips. They're sore.”

“Will do.” Soundwave replied, slipping his spike between the soft, plush rolls of fat on Cosmos's thighs. “Ah… Cosmos, you're so soft…”

“I'm- uh, I'm aware,” Cosmos mumbled, the friction of Soundwave's ribbed spike pushing in and out of his thighs incredibly arousing.

“I- hah, I l-love you, dear,” The tape deck moaned, thrusting faster as his servos moved to massage Cosmos's hips.

“Love- ah~ love you t-t-ah, too…” Cosmos moaned. “W-What do you- uh, think the kids will- oooh, b-be like~?”

“Hopefully- nn~ hopefully better behaved than- uh, than R-Rumble and F-Frenzy- frag~” Soundwave said, his thrusts growing faster.

“Ohh~ T-That's- yeah, I- I agree, and- oh~! That's the p-perfect spot,” Cosmos bucked his hips, squeaking as he felt Soundwave squeeze and grope his chubby thighs. The friction was amazing, 

“Cosmos, I'm going to-”

“S-So am I~”

Both mechs overloaded together, transfluid spurting from their spike and valve respectively all over Cosmos's thighs and the couch. Soundwave panted heavily as he rode out his overload, still thrusting slowly into his mate’s fat thighs. Once he was finished, Soundwave clicked his panels back in place and set Cosmos back on his lap, still groping his now sticky thighs.

“I think the bitlets enjoyed that, too. They're kicking,” Cosmos said, before groaning. “Ow.”

“Would you like me to carry you to the berth to rest?”

“Oh, yes, please.” Cosmos replied, his visor brightening as the navy mech lifted him, carrying him through the door to their berthroom. 

He flopped onto the bed, curling up as much as he could with his swollen middle. Soundwave got into berth much slower, spooning the green mech.

“Night, ‘Wave,” Cosmos mumbled.

“Goodnight, darling.”

Cosmos giggled.

[marybatson]

spent the night reading jla/avengers it was fun that’s all I’ll say especially with my bare bones familiarity with marvel characters lol. people were written kinda weird….. my only plot-related gripe was why tf did both teams without question just start collecting all the 12 items like obviously grouping them all up together in one freaking place is going to be dangerous versus keeping them all hidden away and separate! whatever

lots of funny parts thanks to kyle and plastic man and that one kinda mind fake(?) scene where hawkeye decided to stay behind in the dcu and made out w dinah in front of ollie LOOOL. the world differences stated were probably the most interesting part of this story as just fun facts or tidbits. I didn’t mind the fighting but just kinda hated the back and forth “im stronger” “actually no I am” ONLY bc it seems busiek didn’t wanna commit to making one member actually canonically stronger. ig except superman beating up thor.. oh adding to funnies that whole darkseid scene and him being like I got better shit to do leaveee and then banishes them is better than whatever tom king makes him do KDJEMF

also yes ofc I did screenshot the 3 little panels of cm making an appearance bc im a proud parent. they were batting up this entire crossover just to make this joke btw

[weirdcat1213]

Almost 3am trigun brianrot time! This is long so be prepared

Tldr: it's about my idea of trigun 98 being the body, stampede the mind and trimax the soul

Ok so I was thinking about how TF I'm gonna handle trimax for @vashsscoreboardofpain (follow that is gonna be funny) and then I remembered an idea for a master post I wanted to do. I still want to make it but sadly I'm not at a stable position rn to do so. Maybe one day. But I still wanted to put that idea cuz it's slowly taking more form

Now, when I mean X is Y I mean it in a "this version of trigun has everything yes, but highlights Y the most and I think that's neat." Also it applies for all the characters but tonight I'm gonna focus on vash cuz im a vash enjoyer first and a person second. Yes my favorite character is the main one sue me.

Anyway, let's go

Trigun 98 is the body and vash encapsulates this idea in an interesting way. Plant powers aren't really a thing in this version so he is more like a super human with a fucked up arm. This makes him the closes to humans he's ever gonna be. But even if he doesn't have powers on this one, it was his and knives' bodies the cause that one guy's fear (its 3am I don't remember). He's afraid of how fast they grow and how much they learn. 98 also highlights vash's body being like everyone else's. He gets hurt multiple times, he needs nurses and kind people to look after him. Not only during the eriks episode but also on the episode after he kills legato. He also shows vulnerability by getting so drunk he needs to really focus to aim. He needs food and water. 98 Vash is really the closest one to humanity than the other 2, but only because of his physical attributes. Only because of his body, which bring him trouble most of the time. His vulnerable body is the cause of his misery, but it also allowed him to get close to people

Stampede is the mind cuz yeah, they had a specific mind palace episode (which I loved I ate that shit right up) but also because it does give us an easier access to everyone's mental state. We get to see this vash speedrun so many psychological problems in 12 episodes and is not gonna slow down. We literally get to see the guilt and terrors that plague his mind and how his mental fortitude exists thanks to other people. Also if you notice it, people just diagnose him left and right on stampede. Roberto picks up the ED signs, most characters tell him he has a death wish, nai straight up tells him he's doing good things out of guilt and vash allows himself to think about his contradictions outloud in episode 12 and why does he do the things he does (something that would be a therapy exercise I wanna say). Stampede is the mind cuz everyone is getting retrospective

And finally, trimax is the soul because it has more time to dwell on the characters emotions than any other version will ever give us. Instead of straight up diagnosis, trimax will give us panels to show us how vash feels about a situation. Instead of showing vash hurt from the horrors done to his body, trimax will focus on his pain. On his eyes that refuse to look at his own terrifying body that we can see, but only he can feel. What I mean is trimax is designed to drown us with emotion. The other versions are emotional af too, but trimax has that raw emotion up its sleeve. Trimax does nor dwell on the multiple scars vash has or his many Many mental problems. It shows us how fucked up vash's thoughts are about his body and his sins and we get to say "ohhhh...oh no". Trimaxs emotion is so heavy to bear that the body nor the mind are still present, but in comparison to the soul, they aren't highlighted. People say eyes are the windows of the soul and honestly I feel like you can learn so much of vash just from looking at his eyes. Once you focus on his soul and emotions you just can't let go of the feeling that this man will be drowned by his own emotions. Both positive and negative.

I want to rewrite this one day. Fuck, I'm pretty sure I got the Google doc somewhere. But I also wanted to put that idea out there. Because this doesn't mean one version is better than the other. It means that they all highlight different parts but they all end up in the same conclusion: trigun is about connections and alienation and love and peace

And vash needing therapy. Desperately.

[this-strange-obsession]

OHHHH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN AWOKEN I’VE FELT LIKE SHIT THIS WHOLE WEEK BUT THE UPDATE IS MORE FUCKING IMPORTANT

Long conspiracy theories ahead whoops

First of all, light-hearted appreciation for these sexy mfs

Jekyll looks curvy asf in the first panel and I am LIVING for it. Also simping for the back and shoulder blades. Been living for those and Lanyon’s shoulder freckles—

AND WHY DOES JEKYLL LOOK CUTE IN THESE THREE PANELS WTF. I WANNA PINCH HIS CHUBBY CHEEKS. (Ugh my lonely ass needs to find a partner to have fluffy moments with..)

He literally looks 20 years younger than the previous chapters for obvious reasons. Lanyon’s right, I’ve never seen him so goddamn content either.

ANYWAY-

I personally don’t believe Lanyon fucked Hyde. Not just because I refuse to accept it if it were true, but because he would’ve DEFINITELY noticed while they were getting down and dirty. He’s the type to want a lotta eye contact, so I think this really was a split-second merging.

And yes- merging. I believe Jekyll would’ve also noticed Hyde seizing control in this moment. But he doesn’t have any reaction at all, even to Lanyon’s fearful expression.

I think Jekyll was blissfully basking in the moment after and was consequently oblivious to reading facial cues.

They merged for a tiny bit because Jekyll is accepting ALL of himself when he’s with Lanyon. (Aww how sweet..)

HOWEVER that’s not to say Hyde didn’t have any part to play in this merging.

Hyde typically takes advantage of Jekyll’s emotional vulnerability quickly because the previous scenes were “flashes in the pan” and Hyde could’ve missed them if he didn’t pounce. But this instance was more stable and drawn out. Jekyll was more.. sure of himself.

I think that those feelings bled through the separation. Hyde also got a little carried away by his own emotions and spiraled. He subconsciously took half the wheel after feeling such strong longing for Lanyon.

All that to say, I have three theories on how Sage is going to begin the next chapter:

1. Lanyon wakes up and tries to casually ask about Jekyll’s eyes while they’re having a domestic moment like making tea for each other or something. Jekyll freaks tf out obviously and acts really suspicious. He gives a bunch of excuses and dodges the question. Lanyon eventually drops the subject, but it overall strains their relationship.

2. (not likely) Lanyon wakes up and rolls over. He notices Henry has been replaced by a sleeping Edward Hyde. I can’t imagine where it would go from there since we still have an entire ACT to go through. I imagine Sage is saving the full reveal for half-way through or near the end. I just can vividly picture how the page would look idk.

3. Instead of Lanyon, Hyde wakes up first. A red-eyed Hyde wakes up first. He’s loosing his shit while fumbling to pull his pants back on. The two halves are partially merged and neither knows what in hell to do. In a kinda dick move, Hyde leaves and returns to the Society. This strains the relationship because Lanyon wakes up and is like wtf. He goes looking for Jekyll there but it seems both him and Hyde are avoiding him.