#like ik i wont have to carry this for a long time but at the same time i know that id live longer if noone had abused me psychologically

[forgotten-daydreamer]

knowing im going to die very young somehow doesnt make the psychological violence any easier to bear

[letters-of-libertas]

Energy to carry as a single childfree woman

Summary here

Be more self reliant

You dont have to do everything on your own but you need to be able to count on yourself because for the most part that's all you'll have even as you're around others.

Have more intent with actions

Time & energy is valuable. Where you pour these things into steer the course of your life. Give your time & energy to things that help you (and other likeminded women if you want). You dont have to analyse every action you take but occasionally check in with how/if the actions you're taking are helping to build a foundation for your life as a single childfree woman. Things like donating to female centric causes, improving yourself so you can give yourself (& other women) more, organising/engaging in female centric women only spaces - even if they're just online, goes a long way to set the scene. Even indulging in your hobbies. Dont waste your time on things that wont help you or your motives.

Be more resourceful

Contrary to popular belief this lifestyle isn't a walk in the park, there's a lot more you have to account for especially with a level of reduced support. Being able to adapt/improvise + think ahead to mitigate problems will serve you long term. Also generally building up your resources will make getting through hard times easier.

Living my truth > proving my truth

You dont need others stamp of approval to live this way - just get started ! Convincing others is a waste of time your actions (& results) will speak for you anyways.

Reduce giving benefit of doubt

I once saw a quote "giving others benefit of doubt has never benefitted me" and it rings so true. Giving people benefit of doubt rarely ever works in your favour, the red flags that are downplayed often come back to bite you when you least expect it so trust your instincts on matters. If something is off about something or someone; start backing up. Also pure naïvety is rare, people often know more than they let on so trust + act on your instincts on matters if something feels off.

Be proactive

Instead of just constantly reacting to everything around you; take action no matter how small, it'll pay off more than just outrage. Spend less time on social media reacting to the never ending evil of xys and spend more time building for yourself. Social media can be informative but it can also be an echo chamber that breeds reactionary politics which doesn't move things forward. Ik this is ironic because you're reading this on social media but I'm not saying get rid of it all, just reduce your time on it - particularly around reading & reacting to maIe evil. Focus on tangible things in your life you can control & build instead for yourself and womankind.

Invest in indifference

Taking everything to heart will hurt you. Constant anger/hatred to maIes & their bs is still centering them especially if all you do is react. I'm not saying completely ignore it as they target us & a level of awareness is important, but dont let these feelings consume you. Being indifferent will let you look at things at a face value & make more levelled judgement. It helped my mental health a lot in regards to the climate to grow indifferent, this includes towards maIe identified women and even other types of discrimination like racists, ableists, etc. All theory around maIe violence essentially boils down to them being dangerous parasitic terrorists to not be trusted. I move with this & go. I see through them, I dont argue or waste unnecessary emotional energy on them, I dont care for them to understand me, I dont care to prove them wrong (bc in the end it wont matter all you do is give them more cards to play with; this system isnt erected through logic but violence), I have other stuff in my life to focus on. I cant help the way the world is I can only focus on myself & my actions. Typically the best comebacks arise when you dont give a shit. It wont happen in a day but learn to manage your feelings. Be indifferent to what you cant control, flower what you can control. These comments from the female separatist subreddit explain this well.

Learn to prioritise

Contrary to popular belief we can't have it all. Some are able to do so because they've got wives or staff covering sectors of their lives so they can pour more time into other aspects of their lives like business or leisure. But you wont have that privilege rn so some things will have to take a hit. This is also why you need to be selfish with your time. Things like being resourceful to automate/delegate tasks will buy you time but it's still important to be selfish with your time because as you put time in one area, another area loses time. You need to pick what matters. You cannot give your time away to everyone; make time for yourself & your objectives.

Less theory more action

Having a basis of theory/belief is a good place to start but dont get stuck there.

It's okay to be wrong

Mistakes will be made. Experience is how we learn and grow. Go about your business unabashedly.

Obviously not an exhaustive list but these are some main points that come to mind.

[fairycosmos]

I'm sorry to do this bc I know you get so many ppl venting and you have your own shit to deal with and yet ppl on here constantly implicitly ask you to console them which is incredibly emotionally labour intensive. However all that being said. I found out my cat who is 9 but is very young looking and active and shows no sign of pain or suffering has large cell lymphoma (general prognosis 6-9 months) and I'm literally broken. She's my best friend. I've been through years where I've had no friends but I've always had her and she's everything to me and I've known a lot of cats who live to late teens so I had expected that for her and this has come out of nowhere and is just so soul destroying because she is my whole world and I love her so so much. she's literally saved my life (have been at the point of kms so many times but didn't for her) and now she probably wont be here next year and I don't know how to keep existing without her and I didn't know who else to tell. I really appreciate your kind and honest presence on this site it's very cleansing and healing and ik this is a parasocial thing to say/feel but you are like a friend to so many. so thanks. even just having a space to say this stuff is invaluable. You have helped and comforted and offered love and insight to so many people despite your own suffering. Much love to you, I hope the universe treats you with lots of kindness going forward.

i am so so sorry to hear this - sometimes i honestly can't believe how cruel life can be. i wish there was something tangible i could say that would make a change to what you're feeling but my experience with grief (all types of grief esp preemptive grief like what you're dealing with) has proven to me that words often ring hollow when you're going through it. i do want to offer some understanding and some comfort despite that, i just know it may be hard for you to register right now and that's alright. losing a pet is so so deeply painful and it's completely normal to be devastated and taken aback by this news - anyone would be. at the same time it sounds like your cat is deeply lucky to have you and to be loved so completely by someone. while what you're both going through is horrific, i am so glad she has you to take care of her and that she ended up having a wonderful life with you - the gift you have given her and continue to give her every day just by being her owner is huge and i hope you continue to remind yourself that as you confront there next few months. she is warm and fed and taken care of and she has the best chance of living longer with her condition bc of the care and love you continue to show her. i know this is much much easier said than done but please try to take it one day at a time and make every moment count with her - it's easy to get lost in the idea of losing her but she is still here and you still have time together, albeit not as much time as you both deserve. i can't stand how much of a gamble of luck everything seems to be and how horrible things happen to ppl and animals who truly deserve so much more - that anger, despair and incredulity still hits me day after day and i feel it very hard on your behalf rn. you have every right in the world to process that sense of feeling like your soul has been destroyed on whatever timeline works for you. as long as you continue to move forward, hour to hour or minute to minute despite it all.

are you able to talk to any friends/family about this? i only ask bc pet loss is one of the hardest things in the world to go through and i think having some sort of super system could make the days feel a little more manageable. if not, please feel free to message me and share updates, stories, vents etc about your cat and how you're doing - i lost my childhood dog a few yrs back and i do understand. it's such a heavy feeling to carry around with you all the time. i would also recommend joining a pet loss support group as another option too, bc so so many people sadly completely get what youre going through. i hope your little girl is doing OK today and that you are taking care of yourself as much as you feel able to as you process this news. if you need to break down, go to sleep, scream, punch pillows, be numb - that's alright. there's no wrong way to react to this. i just hope you give yourself some grace as you do. sending so so much love to you both - and thank you so much for the insanely kind words by the way. you didn't have to say that and it really made my night better that you did. so sorry you're in this position. X

[borathae]

Chapter 16

OH MY GOD WE ARE NOT DEAD YAY HOBI

WHERES KOOK???? HIS BACK????

okay this was like the calmest reaction to me being a vampire I have ever seen. hobari, my love, tae already told her thats why she is chill

I once had a girl literally run away from me screeching prayers.” xd HAHA imagine someone pulling out the cross at him and saying THE POWER CHRIST COMPELS YOU and him just blinking

hobi baby, ik your are excited, but its quite the wrong time and person to test your new skills

“No, I’m not like Jungkook. I don’t go crazy at the smell or taste of blood. Especially not when yours tastes like literal ass right now, wow thanks ig

holy shit no baby kook, im gonna fucking cry DONT PUNISH YOURSELF YOU SAVED US BOTH FUCK IM ALL TEARY EYES

I’m just waiting for the day when vampire hunters break through the front door and shoot you guys.” im imagining them coming in fbi style FBI OPEN UP WE KNOW ITS SANGUIS hobi's cute dumbass - how did u know seokjin- you just proved it

this is why she isnt scared of you both 😭😭😭 reminds me of that tiktok asking whose house will you rob and everyone straight up said hobi in the comments 💀

imagine someone seeing their bodies in front of the house also was it tae or yoongi or someone else??

ok hobi was 26 in 1982, so born in 1956 and is 68 so its 2024 hmm SO KOOK IS 94 WTF they are not even dilf, they are gilf 😭😭😭 wait in that case whats tae 😭 hold on jimin mentioned yoongi being older, is that in older than 800 years or turned at an older age?

I was turned in 1875 by some random prostitute”, bitch pls 😭😭😭 he doesnt have a sob story nor a heroic one

wait something doesnt add up jin is 217, so if its 2024, he should be born in 1807, but he was 27 in 1875

“Good that you ask because listen this is such a story”, ..“Oh god here we go again stop being a jealous bean just cuz u got turned by a hoe 😭😭

“Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. With that massive schlong that I carry around” you say sarcastically. you sure about that? was that foreshadow to the oneshot lol

“She bit my neck!” “And she bit my dick!” one got their throat ripped out and other ones dick. great just great. i just know, no vampire has a story like this, i mean sure neck being bitten but from a prostitute?? and dick being bitten hobi im sorry but thats a tragic comedy

A bang then a clash. bro this scared me so bad only to see its “Stupid raccoon don’t run away, come on let me spank your rubbish stealing buttocks!”

whats calling her?? where is she going?? who is down there calling? 2seokook wont have something suspicious down there right?

daisies and fresh sheets? is that jungkook? why is he down there? wtf HOW DID THE DARK CORRIDOR TURN BRIGHT???

damn how hard did he hurt himself this is so heartbreaking let me get my blanket 😭

As long as I’m paralysed I’m no danger to you NO STOP whos cutting onions

OMG SHE KISSED HIS CHEEK IM BLUSHING LIKE IM THE ONE WHO GOT KISSED AAAH

WHERES KOOK???? HIS BACK????

buckle in, that's where the angst begins 😭

okay this was like the calmest reaction to me being a vampire I have ever seen. hobari, my love, tae already told her thats why she is chill

Hobari gosh :( I miss them all together </3

I once had a girl literally run away from me screeching prayers.” xd HAHA imagine someone pulling out the cross at him and saying THE POWER CHRIST COMPELS YOU and him just blinking

JJADSFJ tbfh it's so valid though JFADJSJF

hobi baby, ik your are excited, but its quite the wrong time and person to test your new skills

FADSHJFJ HE IS SO CHAOTIC BAHAHHAH

“No, I’m not like Jungkook. I don’t go crazy at the smell or taste of blood. Especially not when yours tastes like literal ass right now, wow thanks ig

hhiihih he is so good in flirting hhiihih

holy shit no baby kook, im gonna fucking cry DONT PUNISH YOURSELF YOU SAVED US BOTH FUCK IM ALL TEARY EYES

I'M CRYING IN THE CLUB

imagine someone seeing their bodies in front of the house also was it tae or yoongi or someone else??

WHOOO KNOWWSSS not me (i know)

ok hobi was 26 in 1982, so born in 1956 and is 68 so its 2024 hmm SO KOOK IS 94 WTF they are not even dilf, they are gilf 😭😭😭 wait in that case whats tae 😭 hold on jimin mentioned yoongi being older, is that in older than 800 years or turned at an older age?

OKAY BEAR IN MIND!!!! I wrote this story in 2020 so it takes place in 2020. You have to subtract 4 years of their age during Sanguis Alpha. Also as far as your Yoongi question is concerned, we do not know yet what exactly he meant 👀

I was turned in 1875 by some random prostitute”, bitch pls 😭😭😭 he doesnt have a sob story nor a heroic one

fjajdfadjs he is so pathetic jfdajsf

wait something doesnt add up jin is 217, so if its 2024, he should be born in 1807, but he was 27 in 1875

Nooo it takes place in 2020 queen <3 no wait. WAIT my bisexual ass did the maths wrong HELP!!!! thanks for pointing it out I need to change the dates jfdjsjf

“Good that you ask because listen this is such a story”, ..“Oh god here we go again stop being a jealous bean just cuz u got turned by a hoe 😭😭

oh sweet summer child if only you knew jfdjsf

“Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. With that massive schlong that I carry around” you say sarcastically. you sure about that? was that foreshadow to the oneshot lol

BESTIE THE DOTS ARE CONNECTING FJDSJF

“She bit my neck!” “And she bit my dick!” one got their throat ripped out and other ones dick. great just great. i just know, no vampire has a story like this, i mean sure neck being bitten but from a prostitute?? and dick being bitten hobi im sorry but thats a tragic comedy

aahhaha they're so chaotic I love them fjadjf

whats calling her?? where is she going?? who is down there calling? 2seokook wont have something suspicious down there right?

the suspicionn

daisies and fresh sheets? is that jungkook? why is he down there? wtf HOW DID THE DARK CORRIDOR TURN BRIGHT???

THE SUSPICION

damn how hard did he hurt himself this is so heartbreaking let me get my blanket 😭

i'm crying so hard 😭

As long as I’m paralysed I’m no danger to you NO STOP whos cutting onions

LIKE PLEASE 😭😭😭

OMG SHE KISSED HIS CHEEK IM BLUSHING LIKE IM THE ONE WHO GOT KISSED AAAH

THEY'RE SO CUTUUTUTEEEE

[fefuckability]

TLDR: Black Knight and Bertram get to walk off being killed by Ike’s gaggle of latent homosexuality in between games, because reasons, but Petrine is forced to stay dead, she deserves justice! Also I go into some bullshit about her stats and Branded lore AND I have mathematical proof she’s more dommy than Nailah!

More below:

Now while I wouldn’t call myself the CEO of Petrine quite yet (still working on earning that title) I certainly would call myself a Petrine expert, and today I come to you with everyone’s favorite subjects; unit stats and headcanons for lore IS didn’t have time to actually finish.

Petrine’s stats in Path of Radiance (I’ll be using hardmode since the true ending basically confirms it as the “canon” difficulty) are incredibly standout, not just because she’s a fucking beast but also because they don’t make sense, at least on the surface.

Level:18

HP:43

STR:20

MAG:18

SKL:22

SPD:23

LCK:10

DEF:24

RES:19

(I wont be going over her CON since it’s essentially meaningless on a female character, iykyk but tldr IS has a real nasty habit of genderlocking a playable CON stat, Echidna who won the Binding Blade woman’s division is rendered useless in her starting chapter because her weapon is too heavy for her and the enemies she’s surrounded by double her to death because of it, she is a green unit, her surviving is mostly an rng check.)

So you might be noticing something here, why the actual fuck is a PALADIN a complete quality build between physical and magical stats?

(Besides IS wanting to give her a cool magic weapon of course, there are very few coincidences in Tellius, to such an insane degree that many of Radiant Dawn’s twists were figured out long before its release. The crumb trail of what is very likely Petrine cut content makes me sad.)

Here we dip ever so slightly into headcanons (I’ll try to avoid getting to deep into pseudo canon stuff) but the reasoning is almost certainly because of her brand (Tiger Tribe). Micaiah, a heron branded carrying Altina’s blood, can very notably cast magic without a tome (she also can cast dark/elder magic without consequence but thats not the point of this), the ability to cast spells you have a predisposed proficiency for without a tome is very likely not unique to her, rather what makes her special is the sheer power of the magic her body is capable of channeling.

Petrine’s weapon in Path of Radiance is the Flame Lance, it deals magical damage based on her abnormally high magic stat and is essentially a catalyst for fire anima combined with a weapon she’s comfortable using (S rank).

So it’s pretty likely Petrine can cast at least use some fire magic without a tome or other catalyst, but uses one for stronger spells to avoid the recoil on her body, and I just think that’s metal as fuck, like that shit’s fucking awesome.

(Which is why in Fire Emblem lore tomes break, they take on the spell’s recoil in place of your body, and also why Valentian mages are just built different and say fuck that. What likely differentiates Branded is that they can cast varying degrees of magic without suffering recoil to their body, in Micaiah’s case healing magic is incredibly straining so I like to think of Sacrifice more being her casting Nosferatu in reverse)

Nailah time; she has a husband, a Heron who she says is perfect for her and they are very cute together but theres something here of note. Heron’s (theres no info on the other Bird Laguz) canonically have hollow bird bones, I’m not kidding, Reyson breaks his hand punching Oliver in the face.

Reyson: I suffer more damage than my target.

Ike: What?!

Reyson: When I bashed Duke Tanas's face, he only suffered a bloody nose, but it cracked the bones in the back of my hand.

Ike: Holy.

Reyson: Indeed.

Ike: ...But it felt good, right?

Reyson: Oh, yeah.

Nailah is at the very least canonically capable of restraining her vicious Snu Snu to be gentle enough she won’t break her boytoy, which is REALLY fucking gentle, and while Petrine is probably also surprisingly healthy about kinky stuff (lets be real would she really consider it a “victory” if her partner didn’t want it?) I’m just saying even the strongest would prolly need a healer afterwards.

Also she would definitely put a collar on you, I know her constantly calling people dogs is censorship of her swearing her ass off in Japanese, but Japanese Petrine is probably also carrying some insane BDSM “lick my boots and hump my leg but I’m also viciously protective of you and really do care” vibes.

Also her tits are bigger than Nailah’s.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk/unhinged rant, please consider voting Petrine she is very pretty and deserves better than she got, and even though Nailah will prolly win all the way to first place I can at least hope it won’t be a one sided curbstomp.

If by some miracle Petrine comes out on top there will be raucous celebrations.

ima frame this post on my wall for posterity

[lazysenberg]

Hey!! Idk if your acc is still active, and ik this is probably random, but what about possible headcannons for Genji x a female reader who is a full-time movie critic?

It is honey! I just can take time to write things or answer because I'm not often on Tumblr since these last months. But requests are still open! So I can take yours with Genji.

It's short and I don't usually do headcannons, but I hope it's good. Here you go darling, and please enjoy! 💚🐉

OVERWATCH - ENGLISH

Genji x Female!Reader

Fluff/Comfort (I guess?) Girlfriend/Best Friend!Reader (whichever you want)

__________________

. You being a critic, precisely a movie critic, never bothered Genji.

. Genji loves movies, so he won't say no when you propose to him to watch one with you.

. He's always the one who brings snacks (little dinosaurs chips or biscuits).

. When you're watching a movie, he has his arm around you and he's eating his dinosaurs snacks. He loves to eat and cuddle.

. He laughs when you start criticize the movie, angry about something wrong with the film.

. All his attention is on you when you're talking about your opinions.

. He just loves seeing you being passionate about it all.

. The time your not watching a movie but you're working on a critic, Genji's staying behind you, curious to know what you're writing.

. You end up explaining what you're doing and then you ask him what is his opinion of the movie (if he already saw it with or without you).

. Sometimes, or often, your work is taking a lot of your free time.

. Yes, Genji Shimada loves movies, but he also loves you.

. When you can't hang out with him, he feels lonely.

. He could go say hi to Angela, play some video games with D.va or pray or meditate with Zenyatta, but no.

. He quickly misses the time you spend together if you both have been apart for a long time.

. If you're with your book or your computer, working on a critic for a long time infront of him, Genji wont hesitate to steal your thing from you and run everywhere in the house.

. (it's one of his way to force you to spend time with him, make you run after him.)

. Some nights, you can't find anything to write for you critic.

. So you're spending hours and hours with an empty page.

. Genji notices you're starting to be tired.

. He doesn't like when you're working too much on your critics.

. When this type of night is coming, Hanzo's brother forces you to go to bed. (if he has to carry you or drag you, he will do it.)

. You both end up on the couch or the bed, just chilling, cuddling and talking until you fall asleep.

. There's some bad points because of your full-time working on critics.

. But there's also lot of good times.

. If you need to go to cinema for your work, you'll bring Genji there with you and you both are happy when it's happening.

. You need to meet someone to share your critics but you don't wanna travel alone?

. Genji is going with you.

. You're tired of your work when you're home?

. Genji is right behind you and he's already been taking care of everything. 💚

[hirudou]

a little compilation of thoughts i have on the tweels:

before they went to school for the first time, jade was a terror. he ate everything, cried a lot, bit pretty much anyone, and clung to his brother all the time. being given a reward by someone outside his family, for doing something "good" is what really started the change in character. realizing, even if he didn't mean well, but acted like he did-- he'd get what he wanted.

they shared everything for the longest time. including rooms. until jade became vice, and his obsession with nature / mushrooms grew a bit too much for floyd. it's actually said they have separate rooms in floyd's bday vignette. where floyd asks to use jades room to put some of his things in. in which jade tells him no. despite having the separate rooms, they do sleep in one another's rooms often. being as accustom as they are to sharing the space.

jade was clingier as a child. but floyd is definitely the clingier of the two when they're older. jade's very accustom to this, and can carry on mostly unbothered even when floyd drops his full weight on his brother without warning. in many cases, it's instinctual for jade to know when it's going to happen( long before it does ). and prepares for it accordingly.

neither of them take well to any genuine ill talk of the other. jade especially doesn't enjoy hearing it. and worst of all is comparing the two of them-- as if one is particularly better than the other. they both have their own unique strengths and weaknesses. and while jade does seem very prideful at times, he doesn't think of himself as less than or greater than floyd. sure, they pick on one another from time to time-- but they're teasing. it's all in good fun, and they don't ever mean what they say. but when sb else does it? not funny haha.

they both dote on one another, and fuss over different things. for jade in particular it's floyd's clothing. he can be seen adjusting his shirt, his coat, his hair ect ect-- which never stays the way he wants it. which is fine, it's kind of funny actually because even though he knows it wont stay put, he keeps doing it anyway. there are a lot of other things jade does-- but this in particular is a frequent occurrence.

we know both of them eat a lot, jade a LOT LOT--- but jade does actually get extra food at lunch for floyd. just to make sure his brother is eating enough. and if he ends up eating the extra food he grabs? thats alright, he's happy to eat more.

they know when either or is in a bad mood. usually without needing to ask. floyd makes it much more obvious than jade. but despite that, floyd can always tell rather quickly when his brother just need space. or something to do to let off some steam.

ik i've mentioned this too--- but "shovel talk" from either twin is very blunt and to the point. they don't care about the details. just so long as you don't hurt them. either twin can make your life a living hell honestly.

[oddogoblino]

hey i just wanted to say sorry for what i did

i know what i did was wrong and yet still im doing the wrong thing

tbh i honestly didn't wanted to start back the same thing again but move on but.....it did and now i have people on my back again

i am asking for forgiveness and i promise that i will never ask for art EVER again i promise

please.......

Alright I'll answer this one tho I'm kinda concerned on how you managed to send more asks after I blocked your other ones 2 times tho uhm (sorry for long post, bad habit of mine)

Idk if you saw what I was saying truly but your asking for art isn't the issue, it's how you can treat others when you do it. It's stressful for artists when someone tries to make them feel bad about not giving them something. I'm hopeful you've learnt/you'll learn to ease up on this behaviors tho as other artists said you treated them the same way.

Tho while I'm at it- feel free to be more confident in admitting you're asking for fanart for yourself, nothing wrong with it! Also it's good to ask if someone's doing requests first before asking if they haven't made a post for it before. Ik some were asking for requests tho my friend wasn't, so always good to check before you ask so you can know it's alright to & you won't waste your time and wont feel awkward/bad!

Again, idrc abt whatever else you've got going on. My only warnings to other artists was due to worrying how you may treat people I care about with me knowing smth that could've saved them from possible stress. Lies and guilt trippings aren't fun to deal with QuQ You've never wronged me before my post, so there's no real forgiveness to seek from me personally.

I get being excited to see your things be drawn by super cool people, just try to be a bit more considerate. Artists are people just like you and their art is more for their enjoyment than others tbh. You can give compliments to the artists too so you can make their day ^^☆ it's very rewarding emotionally to share kindness!

I didn't even expect my post to get around how it did tbh- my posts usually don't so that was shocking for me. I just kinda expected a few of my moots to see it and quietly block you so they can carry on comfortably tbh. They're all I care abt most of all, I love them /p /gen

If someone harassed you bc I said anything abt the matter, I'm sorry and I hope they leave you be soon- block people if you need to. I'm sorry if I worded anything wrong too

[ppnuggie]

　　　　　G1 DECEPTICONS x gn human reader

　　　『　megatron ,, starscream & the seekers ,, soundwave & cassettes ,, constructicons ,, combaticons ,, stunticons ,, insecticons ,, shockwave ,, astrotrain ,, blitzwing ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> being the g1 cons’ human

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, comfort :)

　　— love these guys so much ,, ik i have requests to do (and im doing them ,, slowly) but i just had to write for them <33 esp the combiners ,, very long <33

• originally ,, you were just a hostage to be used against the autobots ,, but then you had befriended soundwave’s kids

• it wasn’t your fault either ,, frenzy and rumble just happened to be super bored and maybe they let you out of your cell ,, and maybe they convinced you to play games with them

• which ended up with soundwave’s others kids befriending you ,, with ratbat being the first and then lazerbeak then ravage and finally buzzsaw

• soundwave was confused about what happened to his cassettes ,, where they had went he had no idea ,, at least until he saw them all cuddled up with you in the cell you were placed in

• all of your were asleep ,, frenzy and rumble at your sides ,, ratbat on your chest ,, ravage behind you and the birds just at the side ,, nestled into the soft fabrics they had brought you from missions

• soundwave had snapped a picture of you all ,, saving it in his special folder where he keeps other pictures and videos of his kids

• the cassettes usually chill with you ,, watching cartoons and stuff from soundwave’s datapad ,, or sometimes playing online games or getting into soundwave’s tetris file he had saved

• they also play some board games with you ,, and god forbid if rumble chooses monopoly one more time ,, you swear there will be an actual fight

• rumble and frenzy drag you out the hq and to nearby places ,, the beach being the closest and most visited place they take you to ,, until it becomes too boring for them

• ravage usually takes small recharge naps by your side ,, especially after coming back from a mission ,, other then that ,, he doesn’t do much else with you ,, besides an occasional story from how life was on cybertron

• the birds ,, lazerbeak and buzzsaw ,, make nests out of your clothes and blankets ,, and let you inside them ,, theyll tug at your hair and sometimes snag things from missions for you ,, such as the piece of a crystal buzzsaw had grabbed specifically for you

• ratbat usually follows you everywhere ,, and has to constantly be near you or he’ll break down ,, he swears he’ll offline the moment you leave for a bathroom break

• which leads to more whining when he has to go on a meeting and he can’t be near you ,, though he will always sneak into bed with you ,, how he does it you dont know

• soundwave then treats you differently then on ,, letting you have a more decorated cell room ,, so you’ll be more comfortable and it won’t feel so much like a cell ,, and he had convinced megatron to keep you around more

• soundwave starts to offer to carry you to places ,, and ejects his cassettes more often so you can hang out with them ,, and so he can get more cute pictures of his kids

• when his cassettes are out on missions ,, and his chest compartment is empty ,, he’ll let you sleep in there ,, has a little blanket and a few pillows for you ,, even has it warmed up for you

• he also orders food for you and has one of his cassettes get it for you so you wont starve to death :)

• megatron didnt care ,, and just let his third in command do whatever ,, as much as he’d like to get rid of you ,, he trusts that soundwave will keep your situation under control

• at least ,, until other bots became more aware of your appearance ,, then it had gotten harder ,, the next group to know of your existence was the constructicons

• they were pretty iffy about you ,, not sure whether or not they should poke and prod the human soundwave had been taking care of ,, but eventually mix master takes a liking to you when he overhears you shit talking about starscream with the cassettes

• by then ,, he’ll ask if you wanna hang out ,, whether or not you agree ,, and he’ll snatch you up and take you to meet the other constructicons

• the next to take a liking to you is scavenger ,, who will steal you from soundwave and take you with him to look for things ,, sometimes grabbing some stuff he noticed you liked or took a interest in

• you also make him feel more happy and accepted unlike the other cons ,, who usually make him feel really bad about himself

• then you won bonecrusher over ,, and no one knows how but you did ,, but he treats you so nicely ,, holds you gently and takes you to see some sunsets when he can or has the time

• by then ,, everyone is convinced youre okay ,, hanging with you when the cassettes and soundwave are too busy or they just rely on mix master to just straight up steal you from the TIC

• scrapper lets you help design plans with him ,, maybe consider some of your ideas of future builds ,, futuristic and neat designs ,, maybe even take the idea of a little minicon playground you talked about for minicons apart of the decepticons (soundwave’s kids)

• hook teaches you about first aid ,, doesnt matter if you asked or not ,, who knows maybe one day you’ll be able to help him when the cons come back from a gruesome battle

• long haul will vent to you about his troubles ,, how much work he gets and how he wishes to actually join in on the battles instead of being a dump truck

• overall ,, they all love and take good care of you

• though as soon as some of the seekers eavesdrop on the constructicons conversations ,, skywarp hearing about how great soundwave’s human is and then snitching about it to thundercracker

• then thundercracker becomes curious but then skywarp couldn’t keep his mouth shut and had to pass it around to other seekers ,, which made starscream hear about it

• starscream is not very happy that a human is within decepticon ranks ,, especially under soundwave AND megatron’s approval ,, it only makes him angry and determined to find this supposed human

• though nobody really cares to listen to his whines and complaints ,, usually leaving the room

• the first seeker to approach you is thundercracker ,, asking about dogs that humans happen to take care of ,, how to take care of them and what keeps them entertained

• you give him the info ,, and in return he shows you buster ,, and thank primus you like her because thundercracker wouldnt know what to do if you didnt and happened to rat him out

• then skywarp starts to pull small pranks on you ,, until you propose a deal ,, that if he were to stop pulling pranks you’d help him trick and mess with starscream

• he agreed ,, and soon a very bright hot pink starscream comes rushing in ,, yelling skywarp’s name about and getting super pissy and throwing a fit

• nobody really cares about his hissy fit and so they all go away and he complains to the air instead

• dirge starts to talk to you ,, usually when hes in the medbay and hook is patching him up ,, sometimes he talks about his mission or maybe use a stupid pickup line on you

• and then hook just drops his ass on the floor ,, and grabs you and dips for the night ,, he’ll leave the rest of the cons to someone else but for now he’s taking you away from dirge

• thrust couldn’t really care less about you and ramjet only likes to mess with your cheeks ,, poking at the soft flesh on your face and snickering when you tell him to cut it out

• thundercracker takes you for rides often ,, usually having buster with him and taking her and you to a park so she can roam around and you and him can catch up

• starscream slowly starts to like you but dont get him wrong !! as soon as he’s the decepticon leader ,, he’ll make sure you’re dealt with immediately

• due to starscream’s whining ,, blitzwing and astrotrain catch news of you ,, and of course blitzwing has to investigate the new hype ,, astrotrain just follows along bored

• blitzwing adores you ,, and is quick to become your friend ,, lets you ride with him in either alt mode

• wanna just get away from the loud decepticon hq? hes already in jet form waiting for you ,, though if you wanna go mess with some humans ,, hes already in his tank mode ready to go

• astrotrain just likes your company ,, that youre there to listen to his complaints and comfort the mech when he gets too riled up thinking about his place in the decepticon ranks

• astrotrain takes you for secret trips around the earth ,, letting you see the planet from its atmosphere and sometimes taking you to different countries if he can spare the energon

• your enjoyment is his enjoyment ,, any time you smile or laugh with him he cant help but reciprocate it ,, mimicking your little chuckle with his own hearty chuckle

• with your name floating around the hq ,, the stunticons catch on quick from hearing the constructicons talk about you when they’re building something

• or when they hear skywarp and thundercracker converse about a certain (y/n) ,, that makes them curious

• motormaster just scoffs and acts as though he couldnt give a shit ,, but hes intrigued at how many decepticons like you ,, hes impressed but he wont show that ,, he has a reputation to uphold

• dragstrip and wildrider are quick to snag you when you least inspect it ,, taking you to breakdown and deadend to interrogate you

• it ended with breakdown picking you up and keeping you away when dragstrip and wildrider started to break into a fight about who gets to be goodcop and whos badcop

• deadend only facepalms and shakes his helm ,, walking away and giving a small wave to you ,, breakdown apologizes for their behavior and goes to take you back to soundwave

• until he smacks into motormaster’s tiddies

• now that youre here and away from any prying eyes ,, motormaster is quick to make haste ,, taking you from breakdown’s gentle hold and making his way to his habsuite

• there ,, he questions you about things ,, why do so many decepticons like you ,, what purpose you hold for the decepticon cause ,, and if you’re planning anything against the cons

• once all is assured and his questions are answered ,, its easy to say you’re off the hook with him

• his teammates ,, however ,, are another story

• dragstrip and wildrider steal you away and take you to races ,, sometimes letting you stay in their alts for the races

• breakdown takes you to demolition derbies every now and then ,, letting you see and enjoy the hype and excitement from the crowds

• slowly but surely ,, motormaster starts to trust you ,, that he supposes if youre no threat to his leader and megatron has allowed your existence at the hq ,, it wouldnt hurt to know you

• and this man has some of the best derby stories to tell ,, how he was able to crush a couple of cars in one go ,, and sometimes talking about dragstrip being an idiot

• hes so pretty too ,, its like heaven at this point ,, in the hands and gentle care of motormaster ,, him talking about whatever and you can just stare at his beautiful face

• though when the combaticons see the other combiners enjoying time with you ,, they cant help but feel left out and jealous

• they dont know you and yet everyone else seems to ,, it doesnt make sense to vortex ,, why do the other cons like you ?

• vortex does steal you away ,, like all other cons do ,, and takes you for a ride ,, there he starts to talk about himself and what he does for the decepticons

• there he asks what you do for them ,, why theres so much hype about you ,, because he doesnt get it

• you explain the whole story and he gets it ,, and lets you go to whoever ,, maybe hitch a ride with wildrider to a race ,, or maybe take a look at the clouds with astrotrian ,, or just bother hook

• vortex does pass the info to his teammates ,, and they all decided that they too were going to get in on all this (y/n) action ,,

• swindle gifts you things ,, such as a few rings that he wasnt able to convince people to buy ,, or this necklace with a star on it

• blast off ,, much like astrotrain ,, takes you on trips around the earth ,, and sometimes taking you away from earth and to other planets nearby

• with how many times you’ve seen venus you could become a venus expert

• brawl likes to take you on missions and set you down on a large rock ,, ready to show off his new move on the autobots ,, and how he’ll be able to rip their arms off their torso

• onslaught just likes to get your opinions on battle plans ,, maybe advice on what else to do and what to put into action ,,

• or when he makes plans for other cons ,, he knows that you know where theyd best fit ,, so he goes to you often when megatron assigns him a new battle mission plan

• the combaticons are the quickest combiner group to make haste and be your friend

• however ,, the groups often do compete with one another about who you like best ,, which leads to devastator - bruticus - and menasor asking who you think is the coolest looking

• of course ,, you cant play favorites unless you want them to fight ,, so you just let them guess and never tell them

• the insecticons hear word of you and are excited to meet you ,, kickback is ready to learn any sort of way to exploit you ,, shrapnel’s curious to see how long you can last with his electricity ,, and bombshell is just curious on how you taste

• though when you befriend kickback ,, and start to defend him from other cons’ insults and threats ,, his wings flutter and his antennas droop

• why are you standing up for him ? he’s literally trying to blackmail you ,, cant you see that ?

• affer that whole thing ,, hes much nicer to you ,, following you around like a puppy and bringing you neat rocks he thinks you’d like

• bombshell learns about what happened with kickback ,, so he supposes he could spare some time with hanging out with you

• it turns out to be more fun than he anticipated ,, and now what he thought would be a lame pity party is actually turning into a fun cartoon marathon

• he learns so much from you and is intrigued to learn more ,, always down for any cartoon marathon you happen to offer him

• by now ,, shrapnel is confused by the others’ behavior and thinks you must have brainwashed them ,, until you show him your kindness

• at first hes super dramatic about it ,, how dare you look down on him fleshling ,, he can easily kill you ,, dont you get it ?

• apparently you dont ,, because pretty soon all the insecticons have become your newest cuddle buddies and shrapnel your new body heater

• when shockwave hears about what’s happening from megatron ,, he’s curious on how the cons’ have all fallen to this human

• doesnt really bother conversing with you ,, until soundwave brings you to him ,, and he spends a few hours talking with you

• he now understands the strive the decepticons have to quickly get their missions done and spend time with you ,, it only convinces him to do the same

• shockwave gets shy when you ask anything about him ,, more then the basic introduction he gives ,,

• but nonetheless ,, he gives in and tells you the stuff he knows ,, feeding off the praises you give him when he shows something he’s invented

• all in all ,, the cons love and adore you ,, the combiners have a little chart on who gets to hang with you for the day so they all can equally enjoy time with you

• the other cons dont care and decide to grab you at any open opportunity

• megatron appreciates that you can keep his troops in line ,, he really does

• though the constant conflict on who you spend the day with drives him insane ,, so much that he just grabs you from the dog pile of cassettes and insecticons

• he insists that today ,, you’ll be with him and no one else :)

[chal-latte]

y/i/n

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y/i/n put these monkeys back in the zoo please!!!

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thecw when world crossed upside down

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fanpage38 I MISSED THEM SM 😭😭😭😭😭😭

fanpage10 FINALLY THEY MEET AGAIN MY COMFORT PEOPLE

fanpage89 THEY GIVE OFF ONE BRAINCELL LEFT VIBES 😭😭😭😭😭😭

y/i/n fun fact they almost fell and broke their necks

↪️ pauline.chalamet i hope timothee learned a thing or two

↪️ y/i/n oh you rly wanna know what happened after that?

↪️ tchalamet @pauline.chalamet anything y/n say is denied rejected its false its a hoax its not true she’s exaggerating

↪️ pauline.chalamet @tchalamet certainly didnt look like that

↪️ y/i/n im now pauline’s (real) sibling you can fuck off @tchalamet

fanpage49 waiiiit y/n chalamet then???? 👀👀👀

fanpage40 Y/N CHALAMET ❤️

fanpage39 place date & time when?

maudeapatow i’ll gladly be the pastor☺️

↪️ y/i/n mauds…

↪️ maudeapatow you may now kiss the bride @tchalamet

↪️ tchalamet @maudeapatow no need to tell me twice

tchalamet tagged @y/i/n in a story!

tchalamet shake that thang aye ayee

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y/i/n ya know the vibe😉 new video up NOW!

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tchalamet they actually dont know the vibe

↪️ y/i/n im aggressively asking u to gtfo

↪️ tchalamet no tpwk no poke bowl

↪️ y/i/n DO U SEE IT NOW WHEN I TOLD U TIMOTHEE ABUSED UR MOTTO 😡😡😡😡 @harrystyles

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fanpage40 i want what you & timmy have 🥺

fanpage36 it was long overdue mamas :( but im glad youre back!

↪️ y/i/n ik im sorry babes its been a packed month, hope you enjoy it 😘

fanpage49 y/n keeping us fed we love to see it

fanpage17 can u tell ur trick on how to be so calm all the time?

↪️ kjapa she carries a small ball, preferably a lemon, on set so if shes stressed or pissed she’d throw them at someone or something

↪️ y/i/n @kjapa YOURE MAKING IT LOOK LIKE ITS A BAD THING

fanpage19 so we shld just turn to violence in order to be calm all the time

↪️ fanpage20 NO😭😭😭😭😭

fanpage34 harry: tpwk y/n: tpwv (only when stressed)

hoooooyeony i miss you!

↪️ y/i/n i’ll ft u when im home <3

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y/i/n did i just find… cassie’s blueprint?

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sydney_sweeney he’s actually my double

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tchalamet this picture is embarrassing i wont forgive u

↪️ y/i/n ill delete this ✌️

marcellrev this is so funny😭😭😭

fanpage88 not cassie😭😭😭

fanpage92 i’d pay trillions to see timothee play cassie

↪️ fanpage40 AND ETHAN- THAT THEATRE SCENE

donni.davy just a bit of glitter here and there and he’ll be perfect

↪️ y/i/n ugh so true!!! @hbomax @a24 thoughts???

↪️ hbomax @y/i/n thoughts are being thunken

euphoria 😭

fanpage60 WTFFF DO YALL SEE HBOMAX’S COMMENT???

fanpage77 DOES THAT MEAN???? THEYRE CONSIDERING TIMMY??????? FOR EUPHORIA?????

fanpage50 TIMOTHEE AND TOM HOLLAND IN EUPHORIA PLEASE FOR THE NEXT SEASON

tchalamet

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tchalamet you might not notice this but i like to count ur freckles when ur asleep and u seem to like it when i caress ur hair i wish u could see how precious you are

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fanpage32 LET ME JUST- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

devonleecarlson she owns my heart

fanpage66 IM SOBBING SO HARD RN

fanpage26 u guys are really soulmates huh

tomholland2013 cheers mates! 🖤

fanpage40 this to me when?

y/i/n timmm whats this for🥺🥺

↪️ tchalamet to remind you that love u and everything abt you that u dont like

↪️ y/i/n oh shut up☹️

fanpage82 she talked abt how she was insecure with her freckles in the cosmopolitan interview and this post made my heart melt🥺❤️

onwardwanna yall so cute

↪️ y/i/n baby bro🥺🥺🥺

maudeapatow kiss the bride! NOW!!!

jacobelordi america’s favorite lovebirds

fanpage31 MY HEART😭😭😭😭😭😭

fanpage90 maude is me. im maude.

fanpage66 and they say romance is dead

[envirae]

Txt or enhypen with a small s/o? These days I’ve been kinda insecure about being short. 🤕

hi anon!! this is such a cute req! (p.s. u are perfect just the way u are and ur height is as well!)

(this is going to be enhypen, i'll post txt at the same time :)

ENHYPEN reacting to having a small s/o!

genre: fluff, established relationship

pairing: enhypen x gn!reader

tagging: @youreverydayzebra @bloom-bloom-pow​

lee heeseung

please he babies tf out of u

he's literally the tallest member

BUT HE'S SO OBSESSED WITH UR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

okay so just a thought

he likes to dance with you, but he does that thing where u stand on his toes so u can be taller AW

he's always looking at your guys' photos and in mirrors

"you're so small, you're like my baby"

he gets so giddy when u ask him to like get something off the top shelf

"my baby needs my help!!" he sings with the largest grin on his face

he likes to cling onto you

like his arm around your shoulder or holding onto your hand

likes to pick you up and like run around the house with u in his arms

he's doesn't tease u about it, he's just so happy with it

rest of members under cut !

park jay

he doesn't really tease you about it, but he just also really loves your height difference

would never admit it tho!!

he. gives. u. his. clothes. to. wear. all. the. time.

"you look so small in my clothes, baby!!"

when he gives u a shirt to wear, he sees how small your arms look and how long it is on you

just stares at you like 😍🥰💘

HE PLACES THINGS ON HIGH SHELVES SO HE CAN COME HELP YOU

“i’m here to save you, my princess!”

“it’s a jar of pickles, jay”

he just uwu’s each time he sees you and adores u so much

sim jake

give me a second to process this

HE’S SO CUTE

LIKE

TOOTH ROTTINGINGLY SWEET TO YOU

YOU KNOW HIS LITTLE GIGGLE THAT HE DOES

DOES THAT EVERY TIME HE SEES YOU

he’s so obsessed with you it’s not even funny

he loves to hug you and cuddle you because you feel so small in his embrace

okay hear me out

i feel like he ruffles your hair and gives u head pats

he’s just so in love with u

adorable

when you steal his hoodies and sweaters at first he’s like “isn’t that mine 🤨🤨”

but he can’t stay mad at you when he sees your little arms!!

just uwus each time he sees u #2

park sunghoon

oh he teases you about it

he secretly LOVES it

but u think he’ll admit it?? never

he always stands up and is like "where's y/n??" BC U ARENT EVEN IN HIS LINE OF SIGHT HELP

he always says he isn’t clingy or anything but HE’S the one always holding onto YOUR hand

uses ur head as an arm rest

when u says something he just goes “hmm?? sorry baby, can’t hear u from down there”

but he loves u dw

piggy back rides!!

takes u on little adventures through the house <33

loves to cuddle you though

again, never admits it

“well i guess if you want to cuddle me so badly”

“sunghoon i’m working”

“WELL IF U INSIST”

and then pulls u in and hugs u really tightly >.<

kim sunoo

ADORES U

TREATS U LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY IK HE DOES

he loves when u sit in between his legs or lean into his chest

clings to u like a koala :|

"sunoo, u can let go-"

"NO! ur so small, if i let go i might lose you!"

play fights with u a lot!!

like u always like shove him (playfully)

and he always captures u in a hug 🤧🤧

u stand on a chair and ur like “look im taller than u!!”

and then he just laughs and swoops u into another hug

shows u off SO MUCH

loves to post about u like “my baby is so small!!”

also because it makes him feel tall :|

He also just loves the thought of taking care of u!!

yang jungwon

okay hear me out

he’s the shortest enha member right

SO IMAGINE HIS EXCITEMENT TO HAVE SOMEONE SHORTER THAN HIM !!

he’s like “my baby is so small!!” #2

he teases u SO MUCH!!

i’d cry please

he purposefully puts things on higher shelves to go help u

“can you reach this?? should i carry you??”

and you’re like 😑😑 BC U SAW HIM PUT IT UP THERE

WONT ADMIT IT THO!!

hes so happy with ur height difference though

honestly though

he does baby you

but he also likes u babying him 🤧🤧

again, won’t admit it tho!!

nishimura riki

THIS TALL CHILD.

what kind of milk is he drinking?? he better give you some

expect teasing to be a part of your daily agenda

you can be breathing and he’s like

“aw, you‘re so short :(“ and he says it all sadly BUT THERES A SMILE RIGHT ON HIS FACE!!

one time he stood at the stop of the stairs and was like

“you look so small from up here!!”

you were like 😐

came back down giggling like crazy

WHEN H HOLD HANDS HE JUST LOOKS AT THE SIZE DIFFERENCE PLEASE

this kid is a chaotic titan prove me wrong

you can just be standing there and he PICKS YOU UP AND RUNS AROUND WITH YOU

he doesn’t really baby you, if anything u baby him

“how can someone so massive be such a child”

“SHUT UP YOU’RE 2 CM TALL”

you look at him like “🤨 say that again”

just stares at u 😐

he loves u tho!!

[isabella-111]

<3

my pronounce are she/her and I’m bi. I’m 5’4 with medium length dark blonde hair that’s always pretty much untameable. I’m and Aquarius. I’m really into astrology and that sort of things. I make taylor swift my whole personality tbh. I collect crystals and always carry at least one with me. addicted to black eyeliner. I consider myself to be and extrovert but my social battery runs out really fast. really obsessed with fashion and makeup. my clothing style is pretty much whatever I feel like wearing. I’m really loud and outgoing, but deep down I’m really anxious and insecure. I’m a professional over thinker. sleeping is my hobby. I love books but I’m a very slow reader. I adore watching movies and writing reviews. art is what keeps me going. I suck at any type of sports. I love food, cooking and baking is my love language. I’m a great example of what listening to Lana Del Rey at 12 can do to a person. oh and I love matcha. 

If you’d pair me with a marauders era character I would be on cloud nine :)) 

congrats btw <3

A/N: you give off such iconic vibes very much lana del rey also literally same started listening to Lana perhaps a little too young now 5 years later mentally ill but living 😩 anyways i hope you like it <333

I ship you with remus lupin

- you and remus met at a crystal shop that sirius dragged him too ( remus loves crystals but will never admit it , he wont deny it either but he’ll never say it out loud for some reason)

- you guys were standing next to each other looking at the rose quartz and citrine that were next to each other . Thats when love story starts playing and you were internally fangirling. Little did you know so was remus well you were about to find out

Remus : oh i love this song * remus mutters almost talking to him self *

You : samee i love Taylor

Remus : * smiles at you * so do i

You and remus talk for about 30 minutes before he has to go but before he leaves he writes his number on the receipt( which not to get ahead of my self is framed in your guys future apartment along with the ticket stubs from the time you guys went to taylor swift concert )

-staying up late talking about astrology then moving on to the most bizarre topics >>>

- its quite funny actually cause remus is a introvert with a long social battery and your a extrovert with a short social battery....i guess opposites do attract

- late night baking with remus is a go to

Probably will end up in a flour fight and a few stolen kissed but it’s definitely fun and you guys love it

I ship you with Spencer

- you and spencer met at a book store

- you were sitting there for a little too long and he just walked up to you and asked “ are you alright”

You had to explain to him that your just a a slow reader and not like having a crisis (even tho a constant crisis is always a mood )

Spencer: oh sorry about that then

You : no no its no problem I appreciate you coming over to check on me

Spencer : * smiles * hey um ik i like came here and bugged you but would you maybe wanna go get coffee or something

You : make it matcha dr reid and you’ve got your self a deal

Spencer: *confused * wait how did you kn-

You : you have your badge on your bag * you smirk *

Spencer: *looks down at his bag * oh

You : * standing up from your seat * ready to go dr reid

Spencer: id love to but can i get your name first

You : its y/n

Spencer: thats lovely

- you guys drank your tea and had a conversation about your favorite art pieces ( foreshadowing for your second date which was a museum

- dropping off cookies and brownies to the bau team when they’re in the office is the best

- watching movies with Spencer but the end is just you guys critiquing them >>>>

- professional overthinker meet Spencer also a professional over thinker . (Communication is key with you guys but it’s definitely something thats easy to talk about since you both understand the feeling if being overwhelmed and racing thoughts

- no matter how bad you feel that day Spencer is always there to remind you how beautiful, gorgeous, hot and amazing you are

[funkymbtifiction]

How do I find true friends as an ISFP? I feel like I’m the one always reaching out to people, making plans and texting first. And I mean, I understand people can be busy, but if I don’t text people first, then they wont text me back and i don’t understand why. Like I wanna have a connection with people, but it seems like they never reciprocate. Ik I tend to like spam messages cuz I get excited sharing stuff about my day or just random stuff, but I usually get lackluster responses or get left on read. Now I haven’t really been texting people as much and I mean I did reach out to those who dont text me much, asking maybe they could start the convo for once, but it didnt really last long. So idk what to do.

I wish I knew, since I'm in the same boat (being the initiator and not having much response in person), but there are a few things to think about. It's probably not a problem with your personality, but rather that other people are busy, over-worked, less social than they used to be (due to the pandemic, which has changed us all... possibly forever), preoccupied, busy with social media, self-absorbed, and some of them aren't sure how to maintain relationships. People can get caught up in drama, be busy with their kids, trying to stay ahead of school work, etc. Life tends to be busy for most people, so they prioritize what matters the most and sometimes that doesn't include their casual relationships, especially if they are still at home dealing with family members.

A few things to look out for when meeting new people / potential new friends is...

Other people who seem to want to connect as much as you do.

Look for other people with a strong social instinct. Social is the Enneagram instinct that wants to stay connected to people, to maintain and build by sharing time, experiences, conversations, etc. A social-dom is going to be eager to connect more often.

Look for extroverts. When dealing with introverts, you are finding people with limited capacity for social engagement. At the end of a long day at school or work, they are often 'zapped' of energy and need down time. Extroverts are often energized at the end of the day and want to talk to people some more.

Consider who you are talking to, and what they might "want" from you. You might find it fun to share memes, but are they a meme person? Do they care about what you want to talk about? What do they want to talk about? Cater how you interact to the person you are talking to (this isn't just something Fe's do, you can learn it as well). And also, figure out what works for your friendship. If someone is way more enthusiastic about "in person," they may not want to text and don't get around to it -- instead of texting, set up a time and place to hang out. Or try e-mail with some people. Or a phone call.

Take an avid interest in people (you may be doing this already) -- but people LOVE to share their opinion on things usually. Ask them what they think about X (Star Wars, lasagna, the Olympics, anything), and then listen to them. People like other people who are interested in them. Also, if they don't contact you back... consider what the reason might be (finals week, company at their house, stress from a family situation, etc). It might not be personal.

This goes without saying but... a lot of people are 9s and 9s are the type most likely to pull away from people and be "withdrawn." They think about the people they like a lot, but don't necessarily reach out to connect to them -- because it doesn't occur to them that it's their job to do so. Some of the people who might not be answering you could be sp-dom 9s who care about you, but who withdraw from the world to cleanse themselves of its influences (9s can only be truly themselves when they are away from other people's influences), and don't realize that doing so is making you feel like you're carrying the weight of the relationship. 9s often don't initiate or think it's on them to maintain a relationship unless they prioritize it (or are social doms). The solution is to look for types that move toward people (the super-ego types and the assertive types) rather than pull away, AND (this is important), keep the 9s in your life, but learn to expect this behavior from them. This will help you avoid building expectations of them that they cannot fill. ("I don't expect them to stay in constant contact, and I know they're gonna disappear regularly." This also happens with 4s and 5s.)

[glossyfairytears]

Start of the story: Bnha magical AU

The walk to the library is always a nice way to have some alone time for yourself. It’s not far from student dorms making studying there a lot more appealing. The approaching the old building, you admire how the vines have grown into a solid green blanket, clinging to the stone walls. Last time you were here a certain hot headed blonde had been “practicing offensive spells”outside the library with Izuku and accidentally hit one of the vines causing a section of the vines to wither.

“I SAID I WONT DO IT AGAIN SHITTY HAIR”

“Just making sure, man. Wouldn’t want to see you expelled or anything.”

“IT WAS ONE TIME”

Ahh speak of the devil.

Bakugo and Kirishima were coming from the path opposite you. Not really wanting to deal with Bakugo at the moment, you slipped inside the weathered doors.

The smell of books and incense greets your nose. Ms. Midnight must be around. She always carried a soothing smell of lavender and rose.

Talking a turn, you head for the stairs, making your way to the spot you tend to study in. It was a smaller table, pressed against a wall and hidden by some shelves. It gave a great view of the courtyard in front of the library.

After what felt like a considerable amount of time, you shut your book, satisfied with the progress you had made. Checking your watch, it was around 7:00. Dinner usually started around 7:30, but it never hurt to get there a little early, besides if you are leaving dinner a little early to meet Todoroki at 8:00 you wanted to at least look presentable for when he would kill you. Speak of the devil. Glancing out the window, you catch sight of Todoroki’s distinctive red and white hair. Strange. He seemed to be talking with someone but you couldn’t quite see who it was.

He wasn’t unattractive, you supposed. The way the dying light hit his hair made it glow, the silver side seeming to possess an ethereal quality to it and the red lighting up like flames. The contours of his face seemed to rival incubi, and his build put statues to shame.

…maybe he was attractive.

Todoroki’s head turns, staring straight at you and you jump. He couldn’t see you, right? The library window isn’t too opaque, so he shouldn’t be able to see you. You see his lips move saying something unintelligible and Momo’s dark hair pops out from behind the hedges. She too glances at the library before parting Todoroki on the shoulder, laughing it looks like before she walks away.

Thoroughly embarrassed and slightly creeped out for possibly being caught staring and stared back at, you quickly shove your things in your bag and leave. Todoroki was still in the courtyard, but had began to walk away, luckily not in the direction of the dorms. You scurry down the main path, taking extra precautions so that he may not notice you. It would feel weird, in your opinion, to see him before the set time considering all of the possibilities flying around your head.

Stopping a moment, you glance back at the library, finding the window you were at. The window was indeed dark enough that he shouldn’t have been able to see anything. Perhaps he was looking at the last patch of wilted leaves near it. Hopefully he was, but it felt Ike he made eye contact. Like he knew you were there.

Brushing it off you raced up the stairs and haphazardly plopped your things on your dorm bed. Heading to your dresser, you glanced in the mirror. Your tie was a little crooked and the collar on your shirt had shifted a little, but other than that you looked about the same as you did this morning.

Fixing those, you grab your scarf from your dresser. It tended to get a little cold once the sun dropped and since Todoroki was so adept with ice magic it couldn’t hurt for extra protection… who are you kidding, a scarf wouldn’t protect you from ice of that caliber. Huffing, you straightened your tie once more and wrapped your scarf neatly over it, out of spite.

As you had expected, the sun setting had chilled the air with its recent disappearance. The sunset was still very pretty though, framed by the old buildings of the campus. You didn’t have long to admire it, however as you made it to the dining hall rather quickly. Pulling open the doors to the main building you could hear the sounds of the dining hall from off to the right.

It was a beautiful building, tall arches melting into towering ceilings. Stained glass replacing a few of the normal windows. The warmth it gave off around meal times felt so welcoming. Spotting mina’s horns and bright pink hair, you made your way over to her.

“Started without me?” You ask, smug look on your face.

She jumps, swallowing the bun in her mouth in one gulp.

“No?” She flashes doe eyes at you, “I haven’t the faintest clue what your talking about.”

“Right, and I don’t have black hair” Sero quips from behind you.

Mina smiles, scooting over so that you and Sero can sit. You tend to sit in the middle of the two, definitely not to steal food off of their plates. They never seem to mind, however.

“Soooo?” They both ask you.

“Soooo?” You ask back.

“Oh come on!” Mina grabs your shoulders. “Are you gonna go or what I’m dying to know!”

“Please (Y/N), you gotta tell us”

“Okay, okay” you sigh:

“I’m going”

“I’m not going”

[1kook]

skirt chasers - drabble i

a skirt chasers drabble bc they are my fave fictional couple to date <333

tags: coupley and domestic, jk’s terrible attempts at seducing via text, making out, dry humping, spitting (ik idk what came over me), too much talking for this to be sexual pero hey here we are wc: like 3k

entirely based off jungkook from bv3 that man had NO right to look that good and  the holy jirkenstocks (jungkook birkenstocks). wont lie this has been completely written in my drafts since November (yes 2019) and i hoarded it under the belief i would make this a whole part 2 which i did not 

que dios los bendiga <3

-

Much to everyone’s dismay, Jungkook’s spring break in Vegas with the boys is cut three days short when Jimin’s dog sitter suddenly cancels, citing a case of homesickness as enough cause to abruptly go home. When you first hear news of this, you’re preparing yourself for the return of a mopey, useless Jungkook, too drained from four glorious days in Las Vegas to carry on. What you’re not expecting is the mysterious text he sends you before boarding a five hour flight with no service (he was cheap).

kook still on vegas lockdown. Have that pussy ready when i get home

“The fuck does that mean?” Chaeyoung is the first to see the message, your screen lighting up on the kitchen counter beside you as you scrub through a mountainous pile of dishes. You try to play it off, after all, Chaeyoung had seen parts of you you hadn’t even seen, but there was no worse embarrassment than having your homegirls see your clown of a boyfriend’s ridiculousness. “He’s so romantic,” she swoons, and you shoo her away from the offending device as you wipe your hands down on your t-shirt. 

you for what?? One 20 second round 🤥

Chaeyoung suddenly cackles from over your shoulder, and you swear your soul leaves your body. 

You don’t get a response until exactly five hours and thirteen minutes later, your phone vibrating like crazy on the edge of your bathtub, and if you hadn’t given it a hearty kick and sent it flying across the room, front screen shattering into the most intricate spider web of glass shards, it would have fallen into the water. The terror. 

kook pls pick me up 

kook also haha. U r soooo funny 😑

You’re halfway to the airport, idly sitting in traffic and giving the public a free, Beyonce-like experience of The Script’s Breakeven, when you realize you’re not wearing any pants. You’re not exactly sure which part of Jungkook’s long t-shirt had tricked you into believing you were decently dressed, but you’re not too mad. After all, Jungkook’s trip with the boys had been a last minute decision that did not take into consideration your never-ending thirst for your boyfriend, so a little payback never hurt anybody. 

He’s sitting on top of his suitcase outside the airport when you get there, cute Birkenstock-clad feet swinging back and forth as he waits for you like the good boy he is. He crouches down by the passenger window, “Uh, yeah, is this the Uber?” 

You can’t even bother hiding the smile that consumes your face, and it only grows tenfold when he finally gets in and immediately leans over the center console to kiss you. “Look who’s finally back from their little bachelor party,” you murmur, eyes lidded dangerously low when he breaks away. 

“Oh, the party where I accidentally sleep away my life-savings to a stripper named Aries and then have to go home and beg for my wife’s forgiveness?” He responds immediately, devious pink tongue swiping out to lick at your bottom lip. 

You snort. “Joke’s on you, because our hot pool boy kept me company and treated me better in four days than my husband had in six years,” you mumble, finger looping into the silver chain around his neck to pull him close again. 

“Not our hot pool boy,” he whines, smile pressed adorably to your lips. 

You almost retort, but a ten-second horn blast from the car behind you has the two of you jumping three feet from each other, like teenagers caught making out in the school parking lot. 

-

Just as you’d predicted via text, Jungkook barely has the energy to walk up the steps to your apartment, much less fuck you like he’d promised. “Fuck, stop being healthy and let us take the elevator,” he grunts, pushing his suitcase onto the final platform leading to your floor.

“Nope,” you concede. “The stairs give me a good view of your ass going up.”

He shoots you a scandalized look, like you’re an old man who’d just catcalled him on the street. “Pretty sure that’s my line.”

It’s when you’re unlocking the front door, sending out a little prayer to the heavens (Chaeyoung) for the blessing of an empty apartment, that he notices your lack of proper clothing. “Oh, hell no,” he groans, immediately crowding you against the armchair nearest the door. 

You laugh, struggling to turn to face him as he nuzzles his face into your neck. “What seems to be the problem?”

He sighs against the shell of your ear, and you’d be a liar to say it didn’t send a gush of wetness to your core. Jesus, just a single puff of air from Jungkook was enough to turn your coochie into a Fruit Gusher. “Not your sexy legs again,” he whines, and you giggle when he presses those pouty lips to yours. 

“Thought I was supposed to have this pussy ready for you,” you tease, tilting your head up until your noses brush against each other. Jungkook lets a soft huff of a sigh go, eyes fluttering shut at your close proximity. 

There’s a hand that creeps along the back of your thigh, fingers pressing into the soft skin until he finally guides it upwards, hitched over his hip. The new position has your body curving backwards, tilted over the edge of the couch as he continues crowding closer and closer to you. “Baby,” he whines, and the tone and sudden usage of your favorite nickname wipes the teasing smile off your face. “I missed you so much,” he purrs, in that tone that says he knows he has you under his complete control, all he has to do is take care of you. 

Still, you try to put up some sort of a fight. “I’m sure your eyes were kept entertained in Vegas,” you retort weakly, not even bothering to hide the jealousy in your tone. 

Jungkook laughs, before puckering his lips and smothering you. Instantly, you throw your arms around his broad shoulders to pull him closer. His hair tickles your face from how long it’s gotten, and when you brush it back, collecting it into a makeshift baby ponytail, you can’t even enjoy the sight because Jungkook is pressing his rock hard member against your inner thigh. 

“You think I’m a cheater?” He muses when he finally pulls away, a little entranced by the saliva that coats your lips in a thin sheen. “Couldn’t be even if I wanted to.” Before you can ask what that even means, he’s hauling you into his arms, your legs wrapping around his tiny waist, his cock now cradled between your thighs, right where you want him most. You moan immediately, head lolling backwards at the touch you’d craved for days. “Feel that? No one gets my dick hard like you do, baby.”

Even though his adrenaline is on one hundred, and he’s clearly blinded by his lust, Jungkook still sets you down on the bed like you’re made of glass. Any comments you may have made are smothered by his lips on yours, fingers gripping your waist like it’s the first time he’s ever touched you. When he pulls away, his eyes are dark and his breath is a little heavy where it fans against the lower half of your face. 

“So pretty,” he huffs, rolling his hips against yours. You groan, eyes rolling back as the familiar feeling of your boyfriend between your legs consumes you. Jungkook presses his mouth against the skin of your neck, where the faintest sheen of sweat had begun to form the moment you unlocked the front door. 

If you thought you were loud, the sounds leaving Jungkook’s throat are teetering on the edge between a pornstar and a yodelling-enthusiast. You can’t help the smirk crossing your features. “Are you really gonna come?”

Jungkook was many things, and drama queen was definitely very high on that list. He gives you the most scandalized expression, stopping the movement of his hips to scoff. “As if,” he snorts, but you know that little eyebrow furrow a little too well. 

You snort, reaching down to his sides as you try to discreetly urge him to start up again. “Baby, your jaw is twitching,” you point out, a soft whine leaving your lips when he shifts your leg up. It’s this same sound that has him finally moving again. 

“Yeah, well,” he groans, one hand deathly gripping into your hip now, pressing you down onto the bed so hard you feel the comforter will swallow you up any minute now. “I just got my wisdom teeth removed, ‘member?”

Your retort is briefly cut off by the cry you let out when he ducks down to suck a mark beneath your jaw. “M-Months ago,” you weakly respond, 

Jungkook ignores you in favor of using his Hulk strength to fold you in half, groans borderline animalistic as he grinds his cock into your soaked panties. His jaw is tight like you’d said, but you can tell he’s holding himself back. He hated coming before you, seldom doing it unless it was one of those rare days where he wanted you to pamper him. 

“Fuck,” he grunts, swallowing your pitiful whines before pushing his tongue down your throat. There was something sexy about your boyfriend being so turned on that his saliva production was off the charts. “You’re gonna ask me to do that thing again, aren’t you?” He predicts. 

All you can do is nod, and Jungkook smirks. “Ah,” he says, much like a doctor would, and you comply, mouth wide. You see the muscles beneath his jaw twitch, and a moment later he’s leaning over you with puckered lips, a glob of saliva begging to drip down. 

The moan that catches in your throat has him smiling, tongue peeking out to cut the bridge of saliva that connected the two of you, and you want to tell him you love him, but then he’s raising his eyebrows at you, motioning for you to swallow, so you do. “Absolutely filthy,” he grins, and then returns to thrusting against you. 

As much as you liked to tease him, he’s good at fulfilling the sexual aspects of his boyfriend role, and he guides you to your orgasm moments later. Of course, he does so by toying with your tits just the way you like, lips pressed firmly to yours as you become a boneless heap beneath him. “That’s it, pretty baby,” he murmurs, pressing one final kiss to your lips before he’s shifting back onto his haunches, tugging you closer until the backs of your knees are cradled carefully in his elbows. 

Despite your transcended state, you love watching Jungkook get himself off, and your eyes flutter as you watch him thrust sloppily against your soiled panties. They’re soaked by your own arousal, and had Jungkook’s sweats not been as dark as they were, you’re almost certain you’d see how they stained. 

He comes a moment later, body twitching and fingers tightening against your skin. His chest heaves, head lolling back as he tries to regain his senses. Silence envelopes the room. 

“Do you wanna talk about it?” You blurt, no longer able to pretend like something isn’t completely wrong. 

Jungkook rolls his neck out, a satisfying crack resounding, as he angles to look at you again. His tongue is poking against his cheek in that cocky way it does sometimes, and he furrows his brows at you. “What?”

You shuffle up onto your elbows, motioning towards him with the vaguest wave possible. He blinks. You groan. 

“What did you do?” You question, and immediately his eyes go wide and shiny in that way they do when you’re reprimanding him and he doesn’t see the wrong in his ways. 

Cute little lips forming a pout he remains as confused. “Nothing? We really just went to fuck around and get drunk—“

“Kook.”

“You don’t actually think I cheated, I thought we were just joking? Unless…” he trails off, doe eyes suddenly filled with fear. “You weren’t?”

“Jungkook—“

He intercepts you, “did you do something while I was gone? Who was he? Or she? Wow,” he huffs to himself in disbelief. “I don’t even know you well enough to know if you’re into more than just men.” The frown on his face is getting deeper with each word he utters and you almost can’t believe how dumb he could be. “No wonder… am I a terrible boyfriend?” He asks, voice louder and more concerned than it’s been all night. 

“What the fuck are you even talking about?” You say, and Jungkook looks just as lost by your response as you are with his. “Because I’m talking about whatever this is,” you explain, reaching up to drag a hand through his dual-colored locks. 

They’d been carefully tucked under his bucket hat when you’d picked him up, a tuft of blonde peeking out from in front of his ear. It wasn’t until he’d tipped you over the side of the couch that it had tumbled off. Of course, at the time, there had been other pressing matters at hand than wondering why your Hannah Montana blonde boyfriend had returned as Todoroki, which is why you’d waited until now to revisit the topic. 

Jungkook doesn’t move for a solid ten seconds. Then, as if processing the emotional episode he’d just given you, he gives you a sheepish smile. It’s one of those smiles where his lips press together thinly and cutely and the apples of his cheeks seem like the squishiest things in the world. “Oh…” he says, voice soft and nothing like the man that spit in your mouth five minutes ago. “You like it?”

[thecringefailintherye]

Oliver! (1968) Live (re) watch!

i have already seen oliver!, but not in ages, so i decided to watch it again, enjoy

very long post warning

fuckin hell these opening credits are LONG

i love the fact instrumentals of songs in the movie are playing

i have chocolate popcorn, apple lucozade and oliver! on, life is good

yes i know mark lester is oliver ive seen this like 20 times can i watch the film now

OH ABOUT FUCKING TIME

god is love

IS IT WORTH THE WAITING FOR IF WE LIVE TILL 84 ALL WE EVER GET IS GRUELL

i forgot how much of a banger food glorious food is

LOOK AT BABY MARK LESTER 🥺🥺🥺

ads in middle of movie be like

its harry secombe!

AMENNNN

oliver gets bullied the movie

look at this poor kid

MOREE????????

oh yes oliver i love this song

O L I V E R

poor kid

without any bannister yikes

the one who named him........O-L-IV-ERRR

oh were outside now

olivers just been kicked out oh shit

but on the plus side he has a cute ass hat on

BOY FOR SAY AL

look at oliver 🥺 he deserves better

SOWERBERRY MORE LIKE SHITTERBERRY

theres a severe lack of thats your funeral and i shall scream

noah claypole more like noah clayprick

“perhaps... if i had a tall hat?” BABEY

HES GOT HIS TALL HAT ON YES OLIVER

oliver said dab on them haters from your old gaff youre a funeral advisor now and theyre still homeless

DONT INSULT HIS MUM FUCK YOU NOAH

YES OLIVER KILL HIM

yes stuff the nine year old in a coffin and sit on it well done

"OLIVAH ??" "Yes im here: ((("

ITS MEAT!

oliver deserves better man 

im gonna cry and were like 25 minutes in.

ik its not mark singing but whoever it is CAN SING WTF

i want to give him a hug

OH SHIT HES RUNNING AWAY

hes in the lettuce

LONDON YOU MADE IT !

yes oliver trains exist

DODGER!!!

whach you starin at aint ya ever seen a toff

the beak

look at lil jack wild

me more hintimate friends

cockney accent™️

the artful dodga

CONSIDERR YOURSSELF AT HOEME COSNIDER YOURSWLF OEN OF THE FAMILY !!!!!!!!!!

im sorry i love this song

look this scene is awesome, but it would be COMPLETE with charley oh wait he was demoted to extra and everything interesting abt him was given to dodger

he should have gotten the nobody tries to be ladeeda or uppity bit I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

this cast is BIG

okay i am a Charger Enthusiast but do we all agree there is something oddly homosexual about oliver and dodger in this song

note how dodger is scared of the police FORESHADOWING

ive taken to this SO STRONGITSCLEARWEREGOINGTOGETALONG

how many extras is this ???? yall better be gettin paid

its dodga comin up

this set is sraight out of the book i love it

CHARLEY MATE IM SORRY THEY MADE YOU AN EXTRA 

“oh not again” does dodger just always show up with random workhouse kids 

ah yes fagin the character whos still a negative jewish stereotype

more and more big cast

THESE SAUSAGES ARE MOULDY! (am i going to freak out whenever charley does anything because i love him? yes)

stfu drink your gin

is this a laundry?? no fam 

THE BEST FUCKING SONG IN THIS MUSICAL

IN THIS LIFE ONE THING COUNTS

sorry if i dont add to this until pick a pocket or two is done bc its a straight banger

this song is EVERYTHING 

hard at work lol ok

did he make those himself??? no

couple a wipes

EMBROIDERED THEM??? no

petition for all oliver twist adaptations to refer to charley as master bates like the book and for him to have actual lines and not have his actor switched at least three times

i dont even now who charley is at this point because his actor is switched many a time im just gonna say purple blazer kid is charley

anyway charley bates supremacy

whos bill sikes??? NO

fuck bill all my homies hate bill

rum tum tum is a banger

go bed now

take your hat off in bed dodger

movie fagin has rights

fagin leaving where will he go

BET IS THAT YOU

FUCK OFF BILL NO ONE LIKES YOU 

NANCY NANCY HES HERE !!!!!! bet deserves everything and more ily 💖

NANCYYYY!!!!!!

its a fine life more like its a banger

wheres all of bets lines gone

bet 🤝 charley (being demoted to extras)

its not funny anyore bet.. bet girl please sing youre the best fucking thing about this song

such a happy song about domestic abuse

THERE SHE IS THATS MY GIRL BET I FUCKING LOVE YOU

bullsye rights!

i hate how this movie made fagin more symathetic but he’s still a “greedy jew” stereotype

oliver?????

at this moment fagin knew he fucked up

nancy you deserve better than bill

oh hi dodger forgot you existed

and the rest of you except oliver

ah yes charley “sausages” bates i missed you

THESE FUCKING KIDS THEY ALL LOVE BET AND NANCY MY HEART

im a regular gent i am. no dodger you arent

why is “permit me to assist you across the road” so fucking funny

pov dodgers back on his bullshit so you have to pretend to be a horse and cart for him

not “sir artful” 😭😭😭

anyfink for youu

WHAT FISTICUFFS???!!!

i feel sorry for the child extras man theyve prob had to film this scene like ten times

THESE KIDS CAN SING

 the boys dancing with eachother is too fucking wholesome i love this

again, movie fagin rights

weed riissk lifee and limmbb

you promised we could go see the angin!!!!!

ats on boys time were off

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG

HOW COULD WE LET HOW COULD WE FORGET OUR DEAR OLD FAGIN WORRY!!

mate that aint single file did you not hear him

am i the only one who can hear london bridge is falling down in the back??

our pockets hold a watch of gold that chimes upon the hour!!! a wallet fat an old mans hat!!! the jewels from the tower!!!

WE KNOW THE NOSEY POLICEMEENNNN

dodger and charley (i am SURE charley is purple blazer kid even if havent seen this film in ages) are GETTING INTO THIS

oliver 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

movie fagin rights pt 27238227

DODGER OLIVER COME ON!!!!!!!!! alright dude chill

ARE YALL SEEING THIS SHIT, I WAS RIGHT, I TOLD YOU THAT THE LAD IN THE PURPLE BLAZER WHO SINGS “a wallet fat an old mans hat” WAS CHARLEY BATES AND GUESS WHAT HE FUCKING IS. I WAS RIGHT, PURPLE BLAZER KID IS CHARLEY YOU CAN LEAVE NOW

no dont were only an hour in

three kids on the back of the omnibus what will they do

dodger and charley said be gay do crimes

ah shit now look what youve gotten us into dodger

IT WASNT EVEN OLIVER IT WAS CHARLEY AND DODGER GO AFTER THEM

are dodger and charley straight up framing oliver for a crime they commited while also helping him escape

yes they are why are we surprised 

i hate to break it to you dodger but hiding oliver in a meat sack doesnt work

OLIVERS ON THE ROOF????

charley and dodger got oliver into this mess and they are not going to get him out

WHY DIDNT YOU LOOK AFTER HIM????? right calm down fagin

how could i help it :((((

no bill!

stan nancy

“two other boys stole it” no shit

BROWNLOW !

run bitch run

right intermission time now

AND WE’RE BACK!

entr acte

who will buyyy

strawberry girl is carrying this

oliver owns my heart pt 278983728938728

this is a banger wtf

okay its done now right

right?????

UHH BILL???? DODGER???? BITCH WHY TF ARE YOU HERE

have bill fagin nancy and the boys been stalking oliver???

NO SHE WONT FAGIN!

shit.

fuck bill

this scene is far more sadder when you think of how the boys have just seen the only woman they see as a mother figure been hit to the flo or, im not crying, you are

as long as he needs me :(

FUCK YOU BILL

rose maylie is that you?!

look at lil oliver!!

BILL FUCK OFF

i hate bill

“look at his togs! he’s got books too!” charley and dodger are my emotional support kids

anyway have i mentioned i hate bill, bc i hate bill.

I REALLY REALLY HATE BILL

even fagin aka the guy whos keeping these kids as pickpockets has more morals than bill

WE STAY CALM!!

no bill i havent heard a dying chicken

act one was just childish antics now we have THIS

fuck bill

YOURE TELLING ME THE BOYS WATCHED THAT????

jack wild is a banging actor. he genuinely looks terrified 🥺 

this film.. 

a mans got a heart hasnt he?? yes you do!!!

a full song dedicated to movie fagin rights?? did i ghostwrite this?? probably

banger

ithinkidbetterthinkitoutagain!

villains theives and nine year olds

MR BUMBLE?????!!!!!!!!!!

fuck bill pt72898376728909878199

bill youre traumatising him

cmon nance do something!!

also completely forgot abt this but uh does monks exist in this i forgot bc we have had no mentions of him yet

nancy tell him who bill is!!!

bullseye deserves better

uhm what is going on

bill sikes more like bill yikes

oliver what are you doing

BILL TERRIFIES ME

FUCK

omg oom pah pah????

leave oliver alone bill hes like nine

oh banger

OOM PAH PAH THATS HOW IT GOES!!!!!!!!!

just asking are nancy and bet lesbians bc they look it

COULD IT BE OOM PAH PAHHHHHH

god i love this song

IT SHOOOOOWSSSSSS

its the same oom pah pah

“She was from the country but now shes up a gumtree she let a fella feed her then lead her a long” foreshadowiinnggg

OOM PAH PAH! OOM PAH PAH! OOM PAH PAH!

nancy is so fucking smart

getting the whole pub singing and dancing to smuggle out oliver? clever

fuck

bill.. no.. bill.. bill????

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKC

BILL GET OFF HER

NANCY NO

HE STRAIGHT UP COMMIT MURDER AGAINST THE NICEST CHARACTER

BROWNLOW DO YOU NOT HEAR NOTHING

nancy deserved a better death than to be killed by bill fuck bill

EVEN BULLSEYE HATES YOU BILL

ARE THEY ACCUSING BULLSEYE OF MURDER

FUCK YOU BILL

movie fagin rights + fuck bill combo?

youre telling me fagin had an ESCAPE ROUTE??? AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HOUSE THING??? THE WHOLE TIME???

BILL DONT KILL THE CHILD

BILL

fuck, well. #

“WHAT DO I DO!?” “LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME, DODGE ABOUT”

ten quid says dodgers been caught

oh no all fagins shit is gone

BILL DONT KILL THE CHILD PT 2

FUCK YOU BILL

GOD I HATE HIM

OLIVER MATE ARE YOU OK

never have i been so happy to see a character die

rest in shit bill

hi dodger thought you got caught n went to australia 

god, this film is so fucking good.

reviewing the situation 2.0 goes hard

MOVIE. FAGIN. RIGHTS!

FAGIN YOU CAN BE A GOOD MAN YOU KNOW YOU CAN

DODGER??????????

IM TOTALLY NOT CRYING RN

FAGIN NO DONT TAKE IT

FUCKING PLOTTWIST

IT MADE IT LOOK LIKE FAGIN WAS GONNA GIVE THE WALLET BACK TO DODGER BUT NO

once the villain you’re the villain to the end

i completely forgot abt this scene since i’ve been reading the oliver twist book and in that dodger gets arrested and fagin gets hanged but here they get away?

god this is bittersweet

I THINK WE’D OUGHT TO THINK IT OUT AGAIN!!!!!

thats where the film should have ended, i get olivers the main character but it ending on dodger and fagin walking out into the sunset is such a pleasing ending man

oliver gets his happy ending abt time

YES CONSIDER YOURSELF AND BE BACK SOON (THE BIGGEST BANGERS IN THE FILM) CREDITS SONGS!!

well.. that was a journey and half