#like kfc and pop eyes and Jack in the box are all there in the same strip mall | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

alphacrone · 2 years

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I s2g chick-fil-a has a team of in-house witches secretly controlling the populace because that shit tastes like soggy microwaved rubber and I refuse to believe y’all have never tasted good chicken before in your lives

#it’s not worth the corporate homophobia #like kfc and pop eyes and Jack in the box are all there in the same strip mall #at least their microwaved garbage is crispy and seasoned #and if you prefer waffle fries to any other kind of fry dni #this is mostly a joke #but I cannot understand why anyone likes that shit #they have bewitched you!!!#they have the antichrist working his magic in the back office!!#ok to rb

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