#like neku's literally talking in math terms

[xshinina]

No one’s talking about how Neku and Sho are in amicable terms now aparently?? when did this happen?? where’s the backstory?? 

[spicyraba-neku]

here we go

( @siletrea asked me for headcanons on zetta man and CAT so...)

Sho Minamimoto

He actually cries a fair lot in private so his tear ducts dry up to make himself look more like a man in public. It works.

He actually really does love math and has a masters degree for mathematics

He doesnt like chemistry

Intolerant to caffeine

He was accused of being too emo with hsi tattoos and his full black get up so he tied a bandanna around his head to put a splash of color in it

I'm sorry sho's perfect the way he is he's so open he probably overshares stuff a lot but since he talks purely in math others tend to fall asleep even when he's being ridiculously loud

His trash heaps are a thing because when he was a kid a relative he was close to told him that everything had a use, even trash. The relative probably meant something like fertilizer or fuel or some kind of building thing but precious sho 'recreationally' recycles it to make the trash heaps u know and love

Sho owns a junk shop

He's not gullible -- (SPOILERS) the angel mentioned in the secret reports had a hard time convincing him to bring out the taboo noise bc sho is a paranoid mother fucker

Some sort of ADHD, tho bc he's a reaper its rendered null and void. Reapers arent exactly human anymore, after all.

Dog lover. You can ask him to watch over ur dog and he'll do it at the cheapest price possible bc omg he loves dogs so much

He has definitely cried over a puppy pile once in a while. It makes the company he's with extremely pitiful and uncomfortable.

Sho plain doesnt give a shit about literally anyone unless they give a shit about him first

He might have flirted with neku on a dare once, which is why during the game he minimizes interaction with neku as much as he can which is GREAT when wonder boy (the asshole we know as joshua) grabs the tuna as a partner. Just. Wonderful.

Sho has never once gotten a math problem wrong.

He can recite the full Pi sequence

He loves soh-cah-toa

MEAT

his apartment is,,,,so very bare,,,,, he rarely spends any time in it apart from food and sleep,,,,sho bby are u alright????

Can see numerical patterns in almost everything

He sleeps without a blanket but plenty of pillows

He bakes good cookies

Sanae Hanekoma

This dude adores coffee and should be the one to blame for Joshua's straight up black addiction

He loses the keys to his cafe more often than not

The cafe has been open for centuries, actually. People just assume its been bought and sold for years, but really its just sanae redecorating

He has sung Ilevan Poka ridiculously off key before

He got caught up with the Salem Witch Trials when he was touring the world pre joshua

Not fun times

He adores the Rennaissance Period

Him Ace AF

He made this device that made it look like he was smoking when he really isn't, the device just spouts smoke like no tomorrow bc he thought itd be funny and part of his Aesthetic

He used to have a moustache but bc josh is a little shit he decided to play it safe and shave it off

He can definitely look like Tony Goddamn Stark if he tried

He plays the piano, was the one who taught Joshua, actually

This man looks smooth but he really isnt. Its why he doesnt have employees in WildKat. Him awkward talker boi weirds out most of the applicants and they find better places to work. He's trying, he really is.

He doesnt get anime, but has memorized the entire pokemon list for shits and giggles

Whenever theres a guess that pokemon break, he takes a half-second glance at the shadow before he blurts out the name, making everyone lose their collective shit everytime he does it

Despite his lack of employees, his cafe is fairly busy. His Boullabillaise (????????) Is to die for, actually.

He makes copies of his secret reports

Bedhead every day all day

Ties are for losers

He didnt really care for Neku's name hence why he calls him Phones at first. He knew neku was important, but that was only as joshua's proxy. As he observed neku he began feeling fond of the kid and now uses Phones as a term of endearment that serves to drive Neku up the wall.