#lil bong

[care666bear]

[weskie]

Wesker when his partner insists on raising and keeping an abandoned baby kitten:

not at all inspired by the one i got to baby(cat?)sit 🥺🥺 Fic Directory

He finds the creature repugnant. This is, after all, nature running its course. The mother cat must have abandoned it for a reason.

"Your attempts to nurture it are in vain. The odds of one so young making it are slim." He tells you this several times.

Your persistence amuses him even though the disruptions to care for it become a nuisance.

One day, you convince him to hold it. His hand is far larger than the kitten's body and it has ample room to squirm about, mewing pathetically.

The creature is merely a week old- if that.

On the outside, he is cool and composed- borderline uninterested. On the inside? Maybe it is a tad... endearing.

As the kitten grows, so does its affinity for Wesker.

It loves to pounce his boot and climb up his legs. You always find it so incredibly precious even if he merely removes it and drops it in your lap without a word.

Wesker is the textbook definition of "didn't want the cat but would destroy someone for even looking at it wrong."

You're almost jealous of how much it likes him, though you can't deny the sight of your little fuzzy friend curled up on Albert's lap, purring contently, warms your heart.

You have to hold back your giggles when the highest quality cat trees, toys, treats, and food begin appearing in your home.

He would absolutely never admit it, but Wesker genuinely grows to love the cat.

[days-in-reality]

Thick thighs and sad eyes

High fives for low lives.

[envymourn]

Patience.

[slayerscake]

Tryna finish part 2 so i can watch the finale live.

Anyway i would die for Slitch

[cute-sweet-corgo]

He such a

[coulrology]

Charm I got as a gift for my partner of his reaper OC, Indigo!

And a bonus lil Undertaker and Di-Di ♡

[stardustvanfleet]

it is almost 2am and i am yearning so bad. fuck. simply. thinking about Him

[writterings]

what more could you want in life

[gallawitchxx]

🔮💨 crystal ball weed bong mickey 🔮💨

part 12 for @galladrabbles & @thisdivorce's prompt: Love is insane. You feel like you’re always subtly asking “do you still love me even though i’m flawed?” and the answer just keeps being yes. – gayassnatural 

master post (updates weekly!) | part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7 | part 8 | part 9 | part 10 | part 11

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The realization that his silence has been interpreted as some kind of personal tragedy makes Mickey want to punch something.

Hard.

Jesus Christ, it breaks his heart.

With fated versions of them swimming around his psyche, Mickey lets himself wonder if Gallagher might feel the way he does—worries he’s too broken, too disenfranchised, too fucked for life for anyone to be insane enough to love him.

He can almost hear their future selves asking, do you still love me even though I’m flawed? Can almost hear their whispered answers, yes, yes, always yes.

“Yeah, man,” he assures. “You do.”

[sailorminimoon]

she suck on my spider bong till i cough uhh penis

[care666bear]

since early this morning, all I’ve wanted to do is sleep. Night comes & the hours just pass me by

[vampryn]

did you guys know that the nine inch nails halos were inspired by depeche mode naming their releases "bong"

[lazy-dancer]

Thought this would be funny but turned out insanely horny, was told to post by a very sexy woman so here

[toxooz]

Going through the posts I just wanted to say that I adore the Kari&Ponti friendship. I don't know if it is the Senses of Humor, the Extreme Differences in their Vibes, or the Reptile Thing; but they mesh well.

its abt the SOLIDARITY!!

theyre both complimenting and insulting everyone at any social event 💗

naw but fr i been thinkin abt their goofy lil friendship and am indeed planning on drawing them hangin out eventually 😭

[mushtoons]

I put you in different sillays :) Featuring: Mushroom shirt, bong, zippervest, short dress, and sleeper

SHDJDJDJD AHHHHHH THESE ARE SO FUCKIN CUTE WE LOVE THESE SM U DONT UNDERSTAND/GENUINE