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cozy-earthbaby · 1 year
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Doodles of the lil raccoon man <3
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luxthestrange · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes #617 Cute Lil Mammon
What Happen in Obey me S2 Ep 2 the scenes
------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lucifer Dropping Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub & Mc on their camping trip
Luci*Getting out of the car*Alright everyone, We're here let's unpack so we get a head start
Mam*Getting out seat and looking at him weirdly*"We"?Shouldn't ya be off working with the demon prince friend?
Luci*After making sure Asmo, Beel & You are far away from earshot wise*What?and leave my cute little brother all alone in the wilderness-NO WAY
Mam*Groans and also make sure your trio is far off and whisper screams*Da-Bro I'm not your cute little brother anymore-LOOK at me I'm over 5,000!,5,000-
Luci*staring at him with a blank face*
ToddlerMammon is seen thru Lucifer's eyes
ToddMam: THAS PAWTICLY UN ADULT! BUT YA TWEAT ME WIKE IMMA LIL KID!
Luci*staring at him with a soft gaze*
Mam*Sighs and looks at him*I just need some space that's all-ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?*Knows that doped gaze*
Luci: But mammon what if there was a ghost or a witch, No one to take care of you!
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I'm sorry for the absence guys but I had a family emergency that required my full attention, and I wasn't up to the task of posting anything creative out of grief but I'm working up to feel better now, Thank you for understanding-The Raccoon Supreme Ruler Lux
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tea-and-toblerones · 7 years
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I hijacked this.
1: Name:: Deanna 2: Age:: 24 3: 3 Fears:: spiders, being told I love you when they really don't, utter failure 4: 3 things I love:: Video games, music and art 5: 4 turns on:: Dorkiness, awkwardness, kindness and a sense of humor 6: 4 turns off:: flip floppy behavior, narcissism, arrogance, and thinking yo ass is better than everyone else. 7: My best friend:: @bestiejessie 8: Sexual orientation:: Hetro, but with an appreciation for the female form 9: My best first date:: pff, I'll let you know when that happens, yeah? I've never really been taken out 10: How tall am I:: 5′7" 11: What do I miss:: being as carefree as I was 12: What time were I born:: Monday, August 24, 1992 at 9:18 PM 13: Favourite color:: Red. Blood red. 14: Do I have a crush:: My heart only poops it's pants for celebs and fictional characters at the mo'. It's easier that way. 15: Favourite quote:: “I may be an asshole, but I'm not a 100% Dick" Peter "Star Lord" Quill 16: Favourite place:: By the water. On the water. Floating in the water. I love water. 17: Favourite food:: PIZZA IS LIFEEEEE 18: Do I use sarcasm:: Nah mate, not at all. 19: What am I listening to right now:: The Final Fantasy VII Soundtrack 20: First thing I notice in new person:: eyes, scent, timbre of voice, and their vibe 21: Shoe size:: 8 22: Eye color:: gunsteel blue 23: Hair color:: medium brown. For now. 24: Favourite style of clothing:: Grunge queen in the fall/winter Cute and lacy in the spring/summer 25: Ever done a prank call?:: not that I'm aware. I have terrible anxiety 27: Meaning behind my URL:: I just love tea and toblerones mate. 28: Favourite movie:: Howl's Moving Castle 29: Favourite song:: Yellow by Coldplay 30: Favourite band:: Imagine Dragons 31: How I feel right now:: Chill/excited 32: Someone I love:: EVERYONE. Cept for one single person. 33: My current relationship status:: Emotionally attached to a fictional character cos I'm trash. That answers that, eh? 34: My relationship with my parents:: Me and my mam are tight. My dad...nah mate, not so much. 35: Favourite holiday:: HALLOWEEN BITCHES! 36: Tattoos and piercing I have:: My gauges. 37: Tattoos and piercing I want:: Sylleblossoms and a sword from FFX, Calcifer from Howl's Moving Caste, a sea scape, trees, a dragon... 38: The reason I joined Tumblr:: I needed an Ed outlet before my friends murdered me. 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?:: He cut his face open to be more like Ed so I would take him back. I don't hate anyone, but that boy is pretty damn close to it. 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?:: My brother texts me WAKE UP from time to time. Do those count? 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?:: Texted, yeah. Messaged, nah, just licked their face. 42: When did I last hold hands?:: romantically? Last year. In general? Last night. 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?:: pff what is this morning you speak of? 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?:: Sure have. 45: Where am I right now?:: In the FFXV/Ed trash heap where I belong. 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?:: Jessie if they're not already passed out. 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? :: loud 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? :: unfortunately 49: Am I excited for anything?:: THIS WEEKEND 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?:: yes 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?:: 25% of the time? Ish 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?:: earlier today 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?:: I be surprised he grew a spine and kissed a girl other than me, but that's about it. Probably cheer him on. Get him a drink. I'm such a bro 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?:: nah mate, I hardly trust anyone 55: What is something I disliked about today?:: almost falling outta a chair cos I fell asleep 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?:: Ed Sheeran 57: What do I think about most?:: that I'm trapped in a stagnate place and I'll never get free from it. 58: What’s my strangest talent?:: I can remember exactly how people/ feel. Like their skin and whatnot, like I'm physically touching them, but im not. And their scent and their voice. And their eyes. Is that a talent? 59: Do I have any strange phobias?:: the snuggle bear creeps me the fuck out. 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?:: behind 61: What was the last lie I told?:: that I was gonna go to bed early. Does it count if it's to yourself? 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?:: video chatting cos I have a fear that people can't understand what I'm saying due to the fact I used to have an impediment with a lisp so at least they can read my lips. 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? :: sure do. Seen em. Felt em. Have one thats attached to me. He's cool. Chases away the bad stuff. And yeah this universe is way to big for us to be the only ones 64: Do I believe in magic?:: yep 65: Do I believe in luck?:: very much so 66: What’s the weather like right now?:: kinda coldish? But not terrible (I'm horrible at judging how cold it is. I never wear a jacket) 67: What was the last book I’ve read?:: King Killer Chronicles 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?:: I'm weird so of course I do 69: Do I have any nicknames?:: Nanna (which I always go by) 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?:: um, well one of my insides got very angry with me and hurt and I couldn't move and was fevered and puking and made my back hurt. I was too stubborn to go get checked out so I dunno what happened but it got better on its own. 71: Do I spend money or save it?:: both. Usually save though 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?:: I've got quite the long tongue, I can actually stick it up my nose if I tried. (Drunk me has) 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?:: Not that I can see 74: Favourite animal?:: Foxes, Ravens, and raccoons 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?:: Partying with my ladies getting ready to bar hop with the band 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?:: Morningstar. He owns a nightclub called Lux in LA. 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?:: Thrift Shop 78: How can you win my heart?:: by being an adorable awkward dorky nerd like me 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?:: something utterly ridiculous probably 80: What is my favorite word? :: probably a swear. 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr @weareedsobfg (imma cheat too) @ferskendag, @tenerife-lucy @lordedsheeran, uh....I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? :: pterodactyl noises and arm flaps cos social anxiety 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?:: it would be quicker to list the ones that weren't. 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?:: the power of imagination (whatever I can imagine happens) 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?:: How do you feel 86: What is my current desktop picture?:: A picture of graveyard I took in New Orleans 87: Had sex?:: yeah 88: Bought condoms?:: yeah 89: Gotten pregnant?:: no 90: Failed a class?:: math. All the math 91: Kissed a boy?:: yeah 92: Kissed a girl?:: yeah 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?:: I have in the snow 94: Had job?:: yeah had job 95: Left the house without my wallet?:: almost everytime 96: Bullied someone on the internet?:: Nah mate 97: Had sex in public?:: Sure have 98: Played on a sports team?:: INDOOR PERCUSSION BITCHES 99: Smoked weed?:: Not smoked it, but had some pretty delicious banana nut pot bread. 100: Did drugs?:: besides the pot bread, nah mate 101: Smoked cigarettes?:: No 102: Drank alcohol?:: Oh yeah 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?:: Once upon a time 104: Been overweight?:: very much so 105: Been underweight?:: when I was born 106: Been to a wedding?:: I've been to so many 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?:: ALL DAY, ERRYDAY 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?:: I'm a binge watching mofo 109: Been outside my home country?:: no but I wanna 110: Gotten my heart broken?:: yeah 111: Been to a professional sports game?:: Yes and I don't even like sports. 112: Broken a bone?:: surprisingly no 113: Cut myself?:: all the time on accident 114: Been to prom?:: no, I was the weird loner outsider kid. You know the one. 115: Been in airplane?:: Sure have 116: Fly by helicopter? :: no but I've been in one 117: What concerts have I been too?:: Alice Cooper and Watch Them Rot 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?:: Kinda ish. 119: Learned another language?:: I used to know a lil Spanish but now, not so much 120: Wore make up?:: every time I leave the house even though I don't need it anymore cos I got my eczema under control (the miracle of aloe yall) 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?:: Nope 20 122: Had oral sex?:: I have 123: Dyed my hair?:: so much. 124: Voted in a presidential election?:: No 125: Rode in an ambulance?:: Nope 126: Had a surgery?:: Nope 127: Met someone famous?:: uh, mickey, minnie, goofy and pluto? 128: Stalked someone on a social network?:: who hasnt? 129: Peed outside?:: so many times 130: Been fishing?:: yep 131: Helped with charity?:: yep 132: Been rejected by a crush?:: *laughs to infinity* CAN'T BE IF YOU NEVER TELL EM (yes, yes I have. Indirectly) 133: Broken a mirror?:: So many I'm cursed forever 134: What do I want for birthday?:: the same thing I wanted last year. A hot ginger. (And video games. Always video games) 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?:: 2 boys. And maybe like William or James or something weird cos I love weird names 136: Was I named after anyone? :: Deanna Troi from Star Trek: the Next Generation. 137: Do I like my handwriting?:: yeah it's pretty okay 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?:: MY PINK POWER RANGER ACTION FIGURE 139: Favourite Tv Show?:: Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, American Horror Story, Arrow, Flash, Legends of Tomorrow...don't make me pick one. 140: Where do I want to live when older?:: with someone I care about. 141: Play any musical instrument?:: piano, marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, bells, drums, guitar (not well, I have ZERO rhythm) 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?:: playing with my dog 143: Favourite pizza toping?:: If I had to pick one, pepperoni but mushroom olive and pineapple please 144: Am I afraid of the dark?:: nah, that's where all the stars are 145: Am I afraid of heights?:: nah 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?:: no, I was a mild child 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?:: Oh you mean my life? 148: What I’m really bad at:: everything 149: What my greatest achievments are:: well I stopped someone from killing themselves. I also tend to make people laugh and feel better. 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me:: I only said I loved you so you would stay (though literally already knew it but worst fear right there) 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery:: get outta debt. Get my friends outta debt. 152: What do I like about myself:: people say I'm sunshine. I like that. 153: My closest Tumblr friend:: @ferskendag and @tenerife-lucy 154: Something I fantasise about:: being happy with someone I care about, being financially stable while doing my dream job and traveling the world. 155: Any question you’d like? Do you know the muffin man?
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s3hsw-replies · 7 years
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I didn’t do replies in a few days lmao and you guys are awesome and comment my garbage ;-; but because it’s a lot of them I decided to do them this way, they’re from my activity page which is a bit wonky so if I missed any of your comments, I’m sorry, I didn’t do that on purpose and I’m not ignoring you. ;-;
use ctr+F to search for your username, please
@willky12 @my-simension @lavisims @soloriya @pottery-sims @treason-and-plot @rollo-rolls @davidmont @declarations-of-drama @acquiresimoleons  @mimilkybaby @mimisapje @dreadpiratevinna @sims-ninja
 willky12
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“this is how kirkor makes friends haha”
He's mental haha!
he just tried to be funny lmao, and I think he was because they became good friends. ;-;
willky12
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“then she wanted to kiss him but he was like f u now”
Yeah Kirkor, treat her mean and keep her keen ;D
tbh it may be the good method because she kept wanting to kiss him haha.
my-simension
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“this is how kirkor makes friends haha”
Approved!
Lmfaooo in the end of the day he’s ego is as big as his penis so he must introduce himself loudly haha
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I love the second pic. Sooo pretty!
;-; thank you Mimi, I love Anne Arbor + Uranesian lighting combo. I think the trees makes the scenery so pretty.
pottery-sims skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie
I was looking at this is and I couldn't figure out if it was sims 3 or real lmao it's so beautiful
Thank you! It’s a big compliment for me, because I barely edit my pictures now. It’s just resized, combined and sharpened.
my-simension
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“then she wanted to kiss him but he was like f u now”
lol Crazy couple!
they are! that’s why I ship them so much even when they fight haha!
my-simension
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“he wanted to flirt but she dumped him, as always. :(”
Aww comere Kirkor. :"(
I would invite him to my bed too *grin face*
my-simension
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“Kirkor’s new tank top ��”
lmbo xD
biy you can’t say it’s not accurate! I have new ideas for him ajsjlslls;k because I was thinking about them at night lololol
my-simension
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“tfw you don’t know if they have fun or are gonna kill each other”
what Soloriya said xD
lmfao yaaaas, it was 10/10 xD
my-simension
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“DUTCHESS YOU F SLOB”
aww haha
lmfao, why all my pets pee everywhere, my sims constantly mop their pee.
willky12
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“he wanted to flirt but she dumped him, as always. :(”
These two just need to move on :'(
true. ;-; I shipped them together tho. but few more posts and real drama comes in haha.
willky12
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“tfw you don’t know if they have fun or are gonna kill each other”
I say Kill!
haha, I would bet my money on that too, but in fact they were playing and I was like ??????? it that how enemies have fun together ??????
willky12
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“DUTCHESS YOU F SLOB”
My pets never do that :P
instead you have their barfs :P
willky12
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“omg, hag, there are many better places to have fun!”
Yeah, go play in the dumpster with Kirkor!
OMG HAHAHAHAHA KYLIEEEEE I LOVE FOR THIS COMMENT, IT’S BRILLIANT OMG I’M LAUGHIIIING ;-; ASKHSDKJHKDSLD IT’S 921082021/10 TBH.
willky12
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“Kirkor’s new tank top ��”
That's never good with a mouth full of coffee!
girls in my game are gonna have mouths full of something else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lavisims
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“he wanted to flirt but she dumped him, as always. :(”
<//3 D:
I knoooow, it’s devastating ;-;
soloriya
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“tfw you don’t know if they have fun or are gonna kill each other”
Calla and Kirkor xD
10/10 it’s so accurate because Hag is Calla’s cat and Dutchess is Kirkor’s ;-; lmfao at least Calla and Kirkor don’t pee everywhere hahaha
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She needs a Manny ;-)
omg I had to check urban dictionary for manny haha xD she does need a huge d but she keeps rejecting one so that’s why she’s frustrated hahaha
willky12
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“Kirkor met his sister on the beach. He gave her a lil gift, but she...”
She hasn't even opened it yet, ungrateful cow XD
lmfaoooo, she has big expectations and she was disapointed - the box was too small and she wanted something large xD
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Ah where's Kirkor?
probably diving in the dumpster xD
my-simension
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“Abelard was here as well!”
Who is he?
He’s Balladyna’s ex boyfriend :) he’s made by awesome andhisrabbits!
my-simension
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“she doesn’t look like she’s enjoying swimming!”
Maybe she's smiling behind her sunglasses....nah...
she should be smiling tho because she started swimming free willingly and kept doing it for several sim hours haha. btw do you know any mod preventing sims from changing their body shapes when exercising? I found one preventing them from losing weight when swimming.
lavisims skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie
Motherly love <3
lmfao she would throw her to that dumpster so Kirkor would have another excuse to dive in hahaha
rollo-rolls skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie
ja mam zawsze taką minę przy dzieciach, jakichkolwiek
to samo tutaj. Im bardziej obserwuję matki z dzieciorami, tym bardziej mi się odechciewa mieć jakiekolwiek w przyszłości.
declarations-of-drama
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“Kirkor met his sister on the beach. He gave her a lil gift, but she...”
Perhaps it wasn't a shore thing?
it was f mosquito repellent tbh xD
treason-and-plot
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“@treason-and-plot I see you, girl. I’m hiding in those wet bushy...”
*strolls past whistling and twirling a cane*
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soloriya
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“lmao i have the urge to make this my new icon xD”
perfect xD
I should draw a penis in his mouth xDDD
soloriya
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“ok guys, contest for the best caption for this picture xD”
<333
I liked her face in that picture, she was adorable ^^
soloriya
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“no smoochy smoochy for kirkor :(”
poor Kirkor :(
lmao I love how y’all feel sorry for Kirkor xD
soloriya
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“well, apparently the raccoon had a lot to say”
lmao xDD
hahahaha, it happens every few sim days. I think raccoon wants to be my new friends but doesn’t know what to say so he’s like heeeyyyy I’m hereee
treason-and-plot
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“Abelard was here as well!”
ooooh look at those bushes enjoying the sunshine
everyone wants to get that damn tan xD
treason-and-plot
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“Kirkor met his sister on the beach. He gave her a lil gift, but she...”
who takes presents to the beach ffs?
lmfaooo if yougave me the gift on the beach I would take it xD of course if it wasn’t the mosquito repellent xDDD
treason-and-plot
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“she doesn’t look like she’s enjoying swimming!”
I'm surprised she didn't sink like a stone
girl pls, her butt is like a f buoy
treason-and-plot
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“well, apparently the raccoon had a lot to say”
it's like he's saying WAZZZZZZUUUPPPPPPPP
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treason-and-plot skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “no smoochy smoochy for kirkor :(”
that potted bush is trying to steal the limelight
it surely stole cat’s heart and claws tho
treason-and-plot skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “two little guys from Failures garden :)”
where the fuck is the bush??
idk, several years ago he was seen in the white house
treason-and-plot skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “calla: “hey, dude, calm your penis, no hoohah for you today” kirkor:...”
no bush for you, loser
hahahaha on point xD 10/10 he has only garbage in the dumpster
treason-and-plot skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “ok guys, contest for the best caption for this picture xD”
'You too can have luxuriant tresses like mine if you wash your hair three times a day in your own urine'.
I was expecting semen face masks
treason-and-plot skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “kirkor: “aw, you won, how wonderful!” balladyna: “could it be...”
you don't hear ppl calling each other dickhead enough these days
it’s a beautiful word, isn’t it? idk if it’s an insult ir a complement in the end haha.
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wet bush ��
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davidmont skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “Kirkor met his sister on the beach. He gave her a lil gift, but she...”
oooohh was it cheap?
haha yeees, my sims always give each other cheap trash and useless things ;-;
willky12 skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “she doesn’t look like she’s enjoying swimming!”
She doesn't look she enjoys much haha!
she didn’t xD she was like wth i am doing with my life
willky12 skomentował(a) Twój zestaw zdjęć “Calla met Esme in the pub. As you can see their chitchat wasn’t so...”
hahahaha! What a Dumbo! still laughing..
lmfao I had a huge face palm too
willky12 skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “well, apparently the raccoon had a lot to say”
Quiet Szop ;)
it’s suspicious when someone is too quiet, he’s planning how to rule the world :P
willky12
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“lmfao everyone was yelling xD”
Looks like they are BBQ'ing Goplana hahaha!
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willky12
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“no smoochy smoochy for kirkor :(”
I love that dress on her, shame it doesn't improve her attitude any though :'(
she’s already done with this relationship :( for now she just wants to be free like a bird
declarations-of-drama
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“calla: “hey, dude, calm your penis, no hoohah for you today” kirkor:...”
HAHAHA!!!
lmfao now imagine that scene from Scary movie, when guy takes girl’s panties off and bats fly out xD
my-simension
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“Calla met Esme in the pub. As you can see their chitchat wasn’t so...”
I thought Esme and Calla were best friends...
Apparently they WERE. Of course Calla had to do 192107891298 mean interactions >.>
my-simension
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“well, apparently the raccoon had a lot to say”
Means he's speechless.
his little face doesn’t seem to be so happy tho hahaha
my-simension
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“lmfao everyone was yelling xD”
lol
hahaha it’s a must be of every night xD
my-simension
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“no smoochy smoochy for kirkor :(”
Oh man. :(
WE’RE REALLY CLOSE TO THE REAL DRAMA, BE PREPARED
my-simension
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“two little guys from Failures garden :)”
Ka-ching, ka-ching!
Noooo ;-; I never sell those cute little guys, look at them, how adorable they are, could you sell them? *puss in boots face*
my-simension
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“calla: “hey, dude, calm your penis, no hoohah for you today” kirkor:...”
lololololol xD omg dat face! xD
his face is not important because his peen is more sad xD
mimilkybaby
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“well, apparently the raccoon had a lot to say”
i tak odkryłam swojego duszo-zwierza
od dziś będę Cię nazywać szopem :D
mimilkybaby
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“well, apparently the raccoon had a lot to say”
#relatable
hahahaha dokładnie xD
treason-and-plot
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“lmfao everyone was yelling xD”
Omg i thought that was cigarette smoke
naaah, they were just chillin. grillin.
acquiresimoleons
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“this thing is weird. i’d suspect calla for creating it, not you,...”
Penis monster
omfg you just remined me of weird japanese porn ;----;
acquiresimoleons
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“i had to wake her up, because fridge was empty and everybody was...”
I make that face when my man pulls me out of bed to cook too. So much rage.
yeees! I have this face everytime I enter the kitchen tbh haha
acquiresimoleons
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“lmao i have the urge to make this my new icon xD”
Rofl derpy derp
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acquiresimoleons
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“calla: “hey, dude, calm your penis, no hoohah for you today” kirkor:...”
The saddest face D:
the saddest face and the saddest peen :<
mimisapje
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“no smoochy smoochy for kirkor :(”
Their relationship look like a rollercoaster ride to me
because it is tbh, but for now it just gets worse and worse and worse.... :(
lavisims
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“calla: “hey, dude, calm your penis, no hoohah for you today” kirkor:...”
Aww <//3 that sad face :'(
ikr, she breaks his heart ;-;
my-simension
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“ok guys, contest for the best caption for this picture xD”
I can't ��
lmfao this is how she looks at him when she wants him to buy her something xD
my-simension
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“lmfao I really should take less pictures because the more stuff I...”
Your garbage is another simmer's treasure.
I LOVE YOU BOO. ;-;;;
willky12
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“ok guys, contest for the best caption for this picture xD”
Kirkor's thoughts - "If I could only please you". It kinda pulls at my heartstrings actually :'(
omg yaaas, your comment is on point ;-;
willky12
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“lmfao I really should take less pictures because the more stuff I...”
I like your garbage ;)
y’all can dive in that dumpster like Kirkor xD
willky12
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“kirkor: “aw, you won, how wonderful!” balladyna: “could it be...”
I would let him win hee hee
balladyna is like lmfao no f way xD
willky12
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“more jks with sister. :)”
I think that shirt actually makes him look a lot bulkier though!
yes! it’s quite big mesh but I like it tho, it’s quite pretty!
willky12
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“can u not”
A little bit of hair never hurt anybody :P
it’s not just a bit of hair xD it’s MAX hair xD
willky12
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“lmao i have the urge to make this my new icon xD”
Though I can't say that I want to see the icon of Kirkor eating the fly go yet, no way! XD
lmfao tbh I won’t change it because I got attached xd
willky12
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“lmao i have the urge to make this my new icon xD”
He is fantasising about that black thing he got for Christmas ;-DDD
hahaha did you watch deadpool??? if yes do you remember that scene with international women’s day? xD
my-simension
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“kirkor: “aw, you won, how wonderful!” balladyna: “could it be...”
Love Balladyna's facial expression.
yaaas! that’s why I love this picture so much because their facial expressions are so accurate xD
my-simension
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“can u not”
max- hairy lmaoooooo
it sounds a bit scary xD
my-simension
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“more jks with sister. :)”
<3
they are so cute together, because he’s so tall and she’s small ;-;
my-simension
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“look how unhappy goplana is! i bet she likes her dad better. ;)”
Me too Goplana, me too.��
everyone does like him better I think :P
my-simension
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“lmao i have the urge to make this my new icon xD”
He looks like a inflatable boyfriend there. xD ;p
hahaha typical rugby player from highschool in beverly hills. xD
dreadpiratevinna
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“can u not”
i block ten porn blogs a day, I swear!
I don’t get them as much as you but I always block them too!
abstractwithturkey
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“ok guys, contest for the best caption for this picture xD”
^^ omfg
when everybody laughs in the comment section xD
dreadpiratevinna
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“lmao i have the urge to make this my new icon xD”
tempting! Our most beautiful sims make not so beautiful faces sometimes. XD
that’s why I love gameplay, because they’re all hilarious and dramatic xD
sims-ninja
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“ok guys, contest for the best caption for this picture xD”
"is that a knife poking me or-oh, it really is knife"
hahahaha it could be a knife xD that’s why he never lets  her fully rage xD
treason-and-plot
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“lmao i have the urge to make this my new icon xD”
has he just swallowed a bush?
Calla’s all shaved so nope xD
treason-and-plot
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“more jks with sister. :)”
The fun never stops!
it stops when knife job starts
treason-and-plot
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“look how unhappy goplana is! i bet she likes her dad better. ;)”
her Dad does't breathe second-hand smoke all over her
he just tries to grill her on the changing table
treason-and-plot
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“goodbye westerberg! it was nice to live here!”
*good bush shot* *dirty snickering*
max-hairy started following you
treason-and-plot skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie
interesting bush placement. B+
all bushes deserve at least B
treason-and-plot skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie
that bushiness of those bushes is superior to previous bushiness. A+ bush.
supreme-bushy-clit likes your post
treason-and-plot
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“are you kidding me?!”
this reminds me of my mother telling me how she smoked during labour, lulz
did she at least give you one when you were already born???
treason-and-plot
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“i had to wake her up, because fridge was empty and everybody was...”
I thought that was her happy face 0_o
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treason-and-plot
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“this thing is weird. i’d suspect calla for creating it, not you,...”
I totally ship that with one of Naomi's penis sculptures
japanese weird porn, I told y’all
sims-ninja
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“lmao i have the urge to make this my new icon xD”
for a second there I thought he had a mullet
sorry but wtf is a mullet? xD
lavisims
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“lmao i have the urge to make this my new icon xD”
...such a beautiful and poetic picture! You should use i
one day I will haha. :D
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luxthestrange · 2 years
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Incorrect quote #29 SLIGHT smut hinted
Mam: Levi said he thinks about you sometimes when he's making love to himself.
Mc: What?
Levi: One time.
Mc: What?!
Levi: I thought about bangs and your face just appeared beneath them. Okay, by the way, like I'm the only one. Belphie told me it happened to him, like, like, a bunch of times.
Sat:Asmo, you told me the first week you got back from the Human world, you had a sex dream about Mc, and they had raccoon hands.
Belphie: Dreams do not count.
Mc: You've all thought about me while self-completing?!
Mam: Look mc it's not that bigga deal*Sensing their anger....also since he lil guilty of self-completing to them too*
Sat: It's a sincere form of flattery *Ptsd from # 11 and 14 recap last time they got mad*
Mc: We're going back to keeping secrets...when I walk thru this door into my room...this never happens*Walked out the room, Their room door slams*OMD!!!
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