#listen if i don't get some explanations i'm gonna just assume i have inadvertent superpowers | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

e-the-village-cryptid · 2 years

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if I had a nickel for every time someone walked within 4 feet of me sitting incredibly obviously in plain view and did not notice me there until I made them aware of my presence at which point they were hugely startled I would have almost a dollar now which is pretty fucken weird guys what is going on

#this time it happened in a slightly but not very dimly lit room in which I was sitting at the front table with a laptop #it is bright it is glowing it is illuminating me in particular #i am quite literally 4 feet from you and within your line of sight how the FUCK do you miss me unless i have invisibility powers #when i alert you to my presence and you jump and look startled dude that is ON YOU i am RIGHT HERE #something i've noticed is they don't see me until i look at them. if i don't look at themthey literally never notice #i cannot stress enough how i am RIGHT THERE and not at all hidden #oh also sometimes they SEE me and then IMMEDIATELY FORGET even if i'm in a weird place #going back further but in high school i would go to the library when i wasn't supposed to and the librarian would smile and nod at me #and then 20 minutes later she'd be like 'when did you get in here you slipped right past'#ma'am i am one of 2 students in the library right now there is no way i just got lost in the crowd #listen if i don't get some explanations i'm gonna just assume i have inadvertent superpowers #an e original

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