#lists

[etakeh]

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

Help a guy out. He's stuck. Who's got 18 brothers who all wanna cook. (source)

[prokopetz]

I feel like I've discovered something dangerous.

[fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors]

Top 10 of 2023

Polite Society dir. Nida Manzoor

Rye Lane dir. Raine Allen-Miller

Showing Up dir. Kelly Reichardt

Blue Jean dir. Georgia Oakley

Reality dir. Tina Satter

How to Have Sex dir. Molly Manning

Anatomy of a Fall dir. Justine Triet

Past Lives dir. Celine Song

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret dir. Kelly Fremon Craig

A Thousand and One dir. A.V. Rockwell

Honourable Mentions:

Fair Play dir. Chloe Dumont, Priscilla dir. Sofia Coppola, The Pod Generation dir. Sophie Barthes, You Hurt My Feelings dir. Nicole Holofcener, Bottoms dir. Emma Seligman

[thatsbelievable]

[elonomhblog]

20 traits of an attractive personality

thoughtful and warm affection

self-aware and self-reflecting with proper action

strong understanding and listening skills

a funny sense of humour

having responsibility for your own decisions and actions

being a supporting character

being thankful when others help you

taking pleasure in simple things

keeping promises

connecting with people deeply

treating friendships and relationships as priorities

nourishing yourself with good food

knowing your worth and accepting what you deserve

forgiving people for their mistakes and limiting their access to your life

taking care of your expenses

staying calm when others get angry at you

learning from people who are smarter than you, and not letting your ego interfere

being loyal and trustworthy in any relationship

taking care of your loved ones

always keeping your promises

[sirartwork]

A Modest Response

to that list of "Places Women Won't Go for A First Date" that's been floating around:

[honeytonedhottie]

restocking and replenishing⋆.ೃ࿔*:･✍🏽

im making this post cuz i think its helpful to keep track of what u normally need and normally buy + how long it lasts u until it needs to be replaced.

i separate mine weekly/monthly depending on what it is that i need, but by creating a sort of system like this u can save a lot of time when u go shopping, plus it'll bring ur organization to the next level.

HOW TO DO IT ;

so get some paper (preferably graphed paper, simply bcuz i find it neater and more aesthetically pleasing) and on one side write weekly and on the other side write monthly.

remember to use scented glitter gel pens and have FUN, make little doodles on the sides and decorate it with stickers when ur done.

on the weekly side write out what u need on a weekly basis. for example one thing on the weekly side of my list is sheet masks cuz i use them 1-2x a week.

use bullet points so that then everything is concise and easy to read, also when u go and buy them make sure to write the prices of those items, then u can use that data if u have other charts or lists ✨

on the monthly side write out what u need on a monthly basis. for example one thing on the monthly side of my list are my vitamins and my chlorophyll droplets.

DESIGNATE A DAY ;

have a designated day when u usually go and get whatever is on ur restock and replenish list. have some fun with it and make it a tradition of sorts even.

ur designated day should preferably be before ur week/month starts so that then u are fully equipped with what u need to feel and perform at ur best

my designated day is USUALLY saturdays and on my restock and replenish days i always have a kombucha and treat myself to something else that i want.

[fuckingwhateverdude]

2.27.24

[phoenixlionme]

My favorite WLW couples that has one being bisexual and other a lesbian

Chaagie -Charlie is bisexual and Vaggie is a lesbian

2. Lumity - Luz is bisexual and Amity is a lesbian

3. Yasammy - Yasmina is bisexual and Sammy is a lesbian

[wip]

hi, i was wondering if we’ll ever get a feature similar to twitter’s lists? those are the only thing i miss after completely shutting down my twitter usage a while ago. i would love to be able to group my followed blogs by theme, for example. i follow fandom blogs and aesthetic blogs and etc so sometimes i want to see a specific type of content but have to wade through everything else on my dash for it

Answer: Hey there, @funky-lil-ghost!

As it happens, I have literally already built the backend for it (way back in 2016!), only things here at HQ have been *busy* lately and there just hasn’t been any room on any of our priority lists to build it in a way you good folk can use yet.

So what we can say is this: we love the idea, and hope it comes to fruition one day just as you describe!

Thanks for your question.

Love,

—Cyle

[creatingnikki]

things to remember in 2023

goodbye emo era, goodbye empath era, goodbye all you eras that have been putting others + emotions at the center of everything. hello self-serving era. self-serving, not selfish. see, more accurate vocabulary can make all the difference. 

choose people who choose you. bare minimum is not impressive. it’s only an indicator that hmmm maybe I can explore what something with this person could lead to. it’s the basic eligibility criteria for opening up your time/schedule to someone, not heart. only time. 

new people don’t need to know life stories and trauma from before 2018. if you want to talk about it just write about it, write it into your book. 

do not listen to your parents. I mean this in the most respectful possible way. you are an adult now, you make your own decisions. because 20 years from now if you are sad and miserable and hating your life and you tell them hey it’s because you made me la la la chances are they are going to turn around and be like nobody forced you, you were an adult, you made your own decisions. so just make your own decisions. and they would be right. like just dodge the emotional manipulation and the drama and the guilt and lack of validation from them for a bit and go ahead and do things you want to in your life. and you already have daddy issues, right? pacify them in bed or something idk. just make your own bloody decisions independent of what your family/others expect of you.

explore more Hindi music. 

channelize certain things you’ve seen in most men around you. channelize compartmentalization. channelize binary problem solving. channelize cutting your losses and exiting at the right time from romantic situations that do not have any future no matter how much you feel for them in the present. 

do not force yourself to write fiction. maybe you don’t want to create stories. maybe you just want to write down what you already know. maybe you just want to write creative non-fiction. why is that a bad thing? don’t you think it’s time to let go of the ideas you have hyper-romanticized and see things for what they really are and then work with them? 

dating apps are not where you will find love. hook-ups, maybe. but drama-free hook-ups? yeah, not quite sure about that either. let’s just go back to how we were before? let’s just focus on our life and believe that love will happen if and when it’s supposed to? 

self-dates must make a return. you found that amazing second-hand bookseller next to your home and your favourite cafe from Bangalore is now in Mumbai and so many new art galleries are opening up around and when was the last time you went to Marine Drive and maybe it’s time to sneak into your college to go have your favourite food again from the canteen and maybe after work you can stay around and explore the popular bars and maybe you can find a post office next to your new apartment so you can start sending letters and packages to your best friend again. I know, I know 2022 was a year of such dramatic highs that gave you such adrenaline rush that coming back to things that were more grounded and brought you joy seems difficult but baby please. you cannot run towards psychosis so soon, okay? come back. 

on that note, let’s find a yoga class around your apartment and also a gurudwara. 

sign up for experiences and invest for the long term but do not invest in material things like furniture. at this point you are the typical mid-20s person who is free to up and leave whenever and wherever and you haven’t found a place you want to call home yet anyway. so keep your money liquid, don’t lock it up in stupid things, but invest for the long-term in equity assets to create wealth. also, go meet your accountant please. and get life insurance. 

do not let family stuff get to you emotionally. deal with it in a logistic, functional, and objective way. as much as possible. 

you really don’t have to respond to people within 24 hours, 48 hours, or even a week. I mean other than very few selected people (family, best friend, and your partner), nobody is owed your immediate attention. and even these inner circle people are owed your immediate attention only in a way where you keep them in the loop to let them know you are alive and doing okay. 

you are a warm person and it’s easy for people to like you wherever you go. but you have such limited time, energy, and brain cells. you cannot scale yourself like a company. which means if you more people want to get to know you, talk to you, etc., you can’t supply them with that because you are not a scalable product. okay? okay. 

earning more money will help only in a limited manner if you do not budget and control your spending. it’s not the person who earns more that is rich but the person who saves and invests and doesn’t take debt for consumption purposes. you can no longer be the ironic financial writer like in the confessions of a shopaholic. you are no longer a kid, you are an adult who has to take care of yourself and soon your dependents and so you cannot keep ranting on about capitalism while falling constant prey to it. instead you have to benefit from it.

figure out what is your choice of poison. for when you wanna just vibe, for when you want to get drunk drunk, for when you wanna be bhand. figure it out. 

think of studying Korean as doing an undergrad degree. so you know you have to stick with this for the next three years. this way you don’t see it as a short-term fancy but as a longer term commitment and reach level 6 of fluency in the language. this way, by the time you are in your late 20s, you will actually be able to read Korean books in Hangul and not the English translation. that’s your goal, isn’t it? and writing poetry in Korean too. 

your high school friend answered the question no doctor was. when you drink alcohol, make sure there is a 3-hour gap between that and your medication. but also keep the drinking in check. I mean honestly, iced coffee and fresh fruit juices for the win. 

you go through people like you go through books. but people are not books. time to pick up actual books again and press pause on people. 

do not commit anything to anybody because you have no sense of stability or certainty in your life right now. that doesn’t make you flighty. that doesn’t make you irresponsible. in fact, it makes you responsible because you aren’t making promises you aren’t sure you are capable of keeping even if you want to keep them. actions > intentions. 

time to have a skincare routine. your sister has written you a whole blog on it - just follow that. 

also oh my god. being twenty five/twenty six does not make you old. you don’t have to look at the younger people you interact with and feel uncool or outdated because then that’s how you’ll always feel. like when you were younger, you would look at the older people and think they are so cool, graceful, smart, and badass. divine, even. then that’s what you are becoming now. not knowing what certain emojis and slang means really has no bearing on how relevant you are. 

this isn’t an exhaustive list, so come back. don’t just write this and forget all about it. come back, review, revise, add. but most importantly, remember. remember this is for you. so that you minimise pain and failure and shitty feelings and maximise peace and success and joy. and you do like optimum utilisation of resources, don’t you? so do that. apply yourself for yourself. that’s where the returns are the highest. 

[hannahhook7744]

Known Descendants Stuff (Part 2);

Known Auradon Tv Show(s):

Toddlers Without Tiaras.

Auradon’s Classiest Home Videos.

Big Bling Theory.

Auradon’s Ninja Warriors.

Palaces and Coronations.

Trading Carpets. 

Stranger thingamabobs.

My Fair Lady.

Chipped.

The Prince Is Right.

Aurora The Explorer.

The Young And The Crownless.

Little Dwarves, Big Giants.

The Great Auradon Bake Off.

Get Down With The Ballgown.

Real Princesses Of Charmingsville.

How I Met Your Fairy Godmother.

Known Auradon Tv Channel(s):

AAC.

ABS.

NAC.

WDA.

Good Deeds.

Fairy Planet.

Courtesy Central.

Kindness.

Bipidity. 

Magic Network.

National Enchantment.

Princess Broadcasting. 

Known Isle Tv Channel(s):

Evil Isle.

Known Isle Tv Show(s):

Judge Frollo.

Wharf Watch.

Cruella de Vil’s Coat Club.

Skin Deep With Mother Gothel.

Known Businesses:

Knuckle Punch.

The Market Place.

Pedro’s Meals For Eels.

Hook's Clock and Curiousity shop?

Known Punishment(s):

The Stocks. 

Known Thing(s):

Human-Animal Translator Earpiece. 

Stocks. 

Centipedes in a bag.

Worms for sail.

Known Food(s):

Snake Eggs.

Seaweed Smoothie.

Stale Muffins.

Moldy Jelly Donuts. 

Crepes.

Canned Cream Spinach.

Tongue Tinglers.

Banana Cream Pie.

Eel Tails.

Curdled Cream.

Rotten Apples.

Crab Apples.

Gruel.

Crusty oatmeal.

Known Class(es):

Accelerated Piracy.

Understanding Goblin Speech.

Chartering And Navigation. 

Coin And Jewel Calculus.

Advanced Wickedness.

Under The Sea: Science Below The Surface.

History Of The Isle.

Known Social Media:

Auratube (YouTube).

Part 1.

[paranoia-art]

◦•◦Need apps/websites for art? I got you!◦•◦

Art Apps:

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Artrage

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Procreate

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ IbsPaint

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Adobe Fresco

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Krita

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ FireAlpaca

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ ZenBrush

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Huion Sketch

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Corel Painter

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Medibang

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Mental Canvas

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Sketchbook

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Paper by Wetransfwr

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Art Set

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Painttool SAI

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Bamboo Paper

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Paintwork

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Clip Studio Paint

Animating/Modeling:

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ C4D - 3D modeling

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Flipa Clip

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Zbrush - 3D modeling software

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Daz 3D - Animation and can be used for body refrence?

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Adobe Animate

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Blenders (Credit to @boldymoldedcheese)

Refrences:

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Design Doll - Unique refrenced

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Artbreader - Make people using AI

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Sketch Daily

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ pixels.com

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ Posemanics

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ quickpose

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ line-of-action

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ senshi stock

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ pintrest

╭┈◦•◦❥•◦ justsketch.me

If I'm missing anything, don't hesitate to add! <3

Follow @paranoia-art for more!

Apr/14/2024

[dmsr-art]

which tlt characters do you think are pro or anti beer. We have Marta dyas canonical beer drinker but I think mercymorn would never

pro beer:

gideon - slams them back and crushes the can on her head frat boy style

john - he's actually a bit of a craft beer nerd

camilla - doesn't drink often bc her body is a temple but she does occasionally enjoy a good pint

pyrrha - big fan of stouts

cytherea - only enjoys delicate saisons and fruited oak aged sours (tried to get notorious beer hater mercymorn to try these but was met with refusal)

coronabeth - more of a white claw girlie but absolutely partakes

cristabel - nuns love beer!!

beer neutral:

augustine

g1deon

palamedes

ianthe

anti beer:

mercymorn

harrow

silas

judith

[docgold13]

All The Jokers

From the best of the best to the not so best of the rest...*

1). Mark Hamill

2). Heath Ledger

3). Cesar Romero

4). Frank Welker

5). Jack Nicholson

6). Alan Tudyk

7). Joaquin Phoenix

8). Zach Galfinakis

9). Lennie Weinrib

10). John DiMaggio 11). Kevin Michael Richardson

12). Jeff Bennett

13). Cameron Monaghan**

14). Troy Baker 15). John Kassir

16). Jason Spisak

17). Larry Storch

18). Brent Spiner 19). Michael Emerson

20). Michael McKean

21). Jeff Bergman

22). Barry Keoghan

23). Lloyd Floyd

24). Jared Leto

*Agree, disagree; have I left anyone out? Let me know what you think.

**Cameron Monaghan did not specifically portray The Joker in the television show Gotham; but rather a thinly veiled alternative due to licensing rights or some such matter. Yet The Joker and Jerome were essentially a difference without a distinction...

[elonomhblog]

positive habit ideas

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ wake up earlier

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ exercise regularly

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ drink more water

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ follow a budget

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ read at least 10 pages per day

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ plan your week every sunday

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ listen to something positive in the morning

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ journal

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ minimise digital clutter

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ get adequate sleep

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ build financial security (emergency fund)

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ take evening walks

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ practice a new skill

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ avoid multitasking

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ check in with your personal goals once a week

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ put your phone away during conversations