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jesus-said-chill · 4 months

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I am so behind but I started Cunk on Earth and I swear if “Pump Up the Jam” is in every episode, I’m going to lose it

#when it showed up in episode 2 I fucking lost it #it’s so stupid but so fucking funny #I’m sorry I didn’t watch this show any sooner #cunk on earth #not watcher #literally crying laughing at the bit

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually

#dont have the mental fortitude to Draw This but i still wanted to share the thought #'but how would no one notice that theyre literally married'#easy: theyre very relaxed and secure in their relationship. also howdy has a strict 'no pda at work' rule #also because its funny. we can stretch rationality for the Bit cmon now #through the power of the bit Anything is possible #and we all know the neighbors are Peak Sillies so. yk #it strikes me that once they get Bored of the constant 'matchmaking'#barnaby and howdy stage this whole thing where they 'confess' to each other So dramatically and So publicly #they make it an Event #sally is swooning from the drama and spectacle of it all. wally is trying to paint the moment as fast as possible #julie is so excited she's close to passing out. eddie is crying. so is poppy. frank is taking the credit. home is just happy to be there #as soon as barnaby and howdy retreat out of sight they burst out laughing for a solid ten minutes #GAH THE BRAINROT THE BRAINROT #laughingstock #wailing and sobbing they are so so good together and FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON #i cant even put it into words they just Fit! like puzzle pieces!#theres something so natural about em. i look at them and its like. they Would be perfect for each other huh #i already know theyd have such a healthy wholesome relationship They Just Work. Theyre The Dream Couple #howdy says the most confusing sentence ever said. barnaby nods along with genuine love in his eyes. etc. you get it #now watch! canon is gonna absolutely set this on fire!#which would be Fun. painful. but Fun. seriously tho im curious as to how/if barnaby and howdy will interact/develop....#i mean personally i love it when shit gets messy so i hope it Hurts So Bad or at least Goes Downhill #i hope its a rollercoaster on all accounts

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gloomyjulliette · 9 months

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Who do I have to write a firmly worded letter too because are you kidding me?

Edit: Hmm before this gets to making the rounds let me preface this by saying I don't think there was anything racially motivated about the Sheva decision so much as it was laziness, as much as I would've loved to see a Post 5 Sheva, if you all recall Rebecca was utterly useless in Vendetta, a deus ex machina strapped to a bed taking 45 minutes to die while Chris and Leon were riding around in trucks and motorcycles. I don't think Sheva getting nerfed in that way was worth what was essentially a glorified cameo.

#resident evil #sheva alomar #billy coen #quite literally the two most interesting partner characters and ya'll were like nah we don't wanna be great #the only bright side I got is that at least the wigs at Capcom haven't forgotten them #like I'm just doing a laughing to keep from crying bit about how my RE faves keep getting shafted lol

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outlanderalien · 19 days

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Not sure if I'm sabotaging my relationship or not but I feel like I'm in the right ? Perhaps ?

#personal #basically we're long distance but I couldn't see him on a weekend because of unavoidable circumstance #we were going to go to his friends wedding but I couldn't make it.#but hes been sending me photos of my empty seat next to his at the venue #and telling me constantly that I would've loved it #so I took issue with it bc i wasnt enjoying that #and he's gone into panic mode and thinks I'm accusing him of being a 4D chess manipulator #and low-key he kind of is. Unconsciously I think but still manipulative.#he uses the whole 'woe is me' and 'I'm just a terrible useless creature pls pity me' bit way too often.#if we have a slightly uncomfortable conversation he will stop engaging with me and try to distract by telling me he loves me.#like literally 'so what do you think?' ... '[laughs nervously] I love you :'')...' imagine that being the only response he gives for an hour #so I've called him out on his difficulty with sincerity and he's just doubling down on the 'pls pity me' stuff and frankly...#i really don't like it #the wedding thing was kind of nothing but his reaction to it was telling #pulling out the whole 'I am horrified you'd think that' guilt-tripping nonsense #followed immediately by 'you overestimate my intelligence if you think im capable of that :'')' pity party.#just. not promising. not good vibes.#to elaborate on the wedding bit: I made the decision that I couldn't make it bc of a busy work week.#he assured me several times that it was okay if I couldn't make it but he stopped messaging for a day after I told him I couldn't #then sent me a photo of my empty seat with a crying emoji and telling me that he wishes I was there and that i would've really loved it #that's not a message sent with the intent to make me feel good is it?#idk reading this back it sounds like an overreaction from me but with the context of my experience with him this is not an isolated thing #it's kind of perpetually like this. then when called out on it he pulls out the love-bombing but doesn't address the actual issue.#idk. idk.#if anyone wants to engage with this post feel free. Any outsider perspective would be welcome.

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mchiti · 4 months

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I hadn't used my facebook account in a couple of years I guess (i mean who uses it these days) and last night I logged in because I wanted to find some old posts & pics I had posted of the last time I went to morocco with both my parents, which was in summer 2018. And I'm in tears because I completely forgot I posted this... july 9 2018 dfksjahgfdSCVDBN I WAS NOT IMMUNE OH MY GOD I had a laugh wallahi

#literally alone in the house laughing at this. crying too nevermind i'm a bit. a hit of nostalgia you know #but really I was jfhdsgafGHFJKD LIFTED MY MOOD COMPLETELY I had no idea I posted this I'm in tears. who would have told me #i checked and this was one day before the semis #I remember I wanted croatia to win for brozo & ivan but I guess I wasn't hating france winning either ahgcfdsa my god I was like 20 #ero proprio un cucciolo d'umano. tutti cuccioli d'umani #erano bei tempi calcisticamente comunque minus l'inter lo so però per il resto era tutto meno folle non so

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croh3 · 9 months

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i get why people don't like the new malevolent christmas special BUT IT'S SOOOOO FUNNY I CAN'TTTTTTTTT

#literally crying from laughter #yeah i know the fans thing was a bit mean but god. i guess i just don't care enough #so i'm just laughing my ass off #chr-txt

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reflectionsofgalaxies · 2 months

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not to sound like a broken record but i love my friends so fucking much