#literally what the fuck

[bulletsgirl]

please for the love of god look at this ceramic i found at the thrift store

[bucktommys]

#gay sex would be less homoerotic than whatever this is

[toodrunktofindaurl]

got re-obsessed with rizzles for one (1) month and now i'm going through it again with swan queen of all things. literally what is this. is this my midlife crisis but worse and also very early

[jazzyjj]

Only and I mean ONLY Angela Giarrafreakingtana would do an anonymous "GUESS WHO slapped me" challenge and speak during her turn.

[ethunreal]

excuse me sir. hot dilf alert 🫠

[nerdpoe]

Gendered hammers lmfao

[bubbl3solution]

today is a big day for the sapphic community

[antholojade]

i'm actually so normal about them

[cat-downthestreet]

seriously why does no one mention this??? the information is so easy to find too like are y'all forgetting on purpose or was I not supposed to give a crap about the opinion of one of the main writers for the series 💀

[xxl1zardb3ansxx]

Hey science side of Tumblr, can you explain this?

Apparently, after being left alone for a long time, play dough, will crystallize. Here's some examples under the cut

please explain

[dead-fandom-society]

I had a dream last night that I was hired by a new ambulance company in a big city (I am an EMT in real life, for context) and the chief wanted to try a new program for mass casualty incident training that involved getting 100 volunteers, crushing them under a hydraulic powered concrete slab, and then having us go around and practice assigning priority tags based on the START triage system (black= deceased, red= emergent, yellow= injured/could become emergent, green= minor injuries/can walk away from the scene) and we found very quickly that the program wasn’t really effective because we were constantly only assigning black tags because the volunteers were always crushed into liquid. then my job title was kept the same except it now stood for Evil Medical Technician

[sunsetkerr]

An ACL injury, what the fuck.

Heart is shattered for Sam.

[blahwithasideofblah]

Started yesterday reading about how Jonathan Harker has decided his life is tied to his wife's - he's working so hard to save her, but if she beomes a vampire he will follow her and and they will both be undead.

Started today reading about how Ishmael's life is quite literally tied to Queequeg's - he's working to keep him above the water, but if he falls Ishmael will follow him and they will both die.

[tomato-soup-whore]

peace out y'all im done with their lovesick gay shit

🥲✌️

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

how am i supposed to cope with this

[lesbians-4-shivroy]

I hope Egwene gets to behead that bitch