#littlestr

[impatentpending]

 "Literally whatever Patton wants, Janus can and will get it for him.“  I’m imagining Janus being Rich and Powerful and wanting to impress Patton (this is before they started dating) and being like

"I could get you anything you want, darling…. ANYTHING” to woo him

and Patton is just like “…. I can get cookies and a puppy?”

Janus: “…. Yeah, sure, but you can think, bigger, more expensive, more impossible”

Patton: “…. Cookies and two puppies? :3”

Patton: “And I also want you to take out my enemies for me haha” Janus: “…. Fuck, I’m in love”

Yess, love that.

I was talking with BS (@/imnotcameraready) about this au, and we’ve decided they have a meet-cute where they try to rob the same store at the same time, and their hands brush while reaching for a diamond necklace, but this most definitely happens while they’re still getting together.

Patton: aww babe all I ever need is you Janus: oh. okay i gues- Patton: you bringing me my enemies heads on a platter <3 Janus: *narrating* and I fell in love instantly 

[moceit]

"But that's actually a lie because currently no one in the mind palace is happy so this all a hypothetical." wow WOW JUST WOW, I mean you're not wrong but still WOW

Well, I wasn't gonna tell a lie!

[penny-anna]

Thank you! Okay 1, Poirot is gay, this should be obvious with EVERYTHING that he is, but one reason is that as far as I know, there's never a lady love in his life. Now heteros might put this as "Well maybe since he's so smart he wants someone smart too" AS IF NOT WOMEN ARE SUPER SMART AND POIROT DANG WELL KNOWS THAT 2, Poirot is moronsexual, that's why he has Hastings around so much (and Japp), 3, Hastings is bi but he uses his only braincell to love women, 4, Hastings wants the peg

highly valid takes all. 100% agree on gay poirot & bi hastings.

REFUSE to believe poirot is heterosexual!!

this man? a heterosexual?? absolutely not

[queer-cosette]

Wow they REALLY suck! I'm so sorry they did all that to you! And I'm very glad you came out on top!!

💖💖💖me too lol! Obviously I wish on some level that it hadn't happened, but I'm a firm believer that all experiences have value, even the bad ones. If it doesn't bring happiness, it'll bring a lesson about the world.

(sometimes that lesson is nothing more than "some people suck!" but I think that's an important lesson to learn either way, even if you wish it hadn't involved your pictures being sent back to you by some trashy fake blonde from Cumbernauld with demands to stop acting so desperate towards "her boyfriend" even though he has been your boyfriend for the last nine months /lh /hj)

[prisonhannibal]

mort from madagascar grew back his own head????? What???? Sorry, but could you please explain cause I'm reeling rn??

there’s a youtube series about how mort from madagascar is evil and its supposed to be like 15 parts long or something theres already four videos out and its like two hours long and its INSANE im obsessed and some of the things mentioned is that he’s confirmed in a spin off show to 1. eat souls and 2. be basically immortal because he can grow back any body part because he’s part starfish its crazy im listening to it while drawing and its making me go nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QlupZ0qDFE here’s the first part

[youruinedmylifebynotbeingreal]

Hello! I'm sorry to bother you, I just wonder if you have played through Zoe's perspective episodes? And if you have (SMALL SPOILER) did you pick the heart choice on the wedding night? I'm considering if I should pick it or not, I want to save my hearts but if it's REALLY GOOD

I have indeed played through Zoe’s POV and bought that heart scene! I definitely think the heart scene is worth it (but... I am kinda biased😂). Plus, it’s important to support the routes we enjoy, especially when they’re POC since we have so few POC LIs - and they consistently are ended sooner than the white LIs routes😬

[sin-with-moi]

Hello! I'm sorry to bother you, I just wonder if you have played through Zoe's perspective episodes? And if you have (SMALL SPOILER) did you pick the heart choice on the wedding night? I'm considering if I should pick it or not, I want to save my hearts but if it's REALLY GOOD

Helloo!! I’m so sorry I can’t help on this 😔 I didn’t have enough hearts to get the heart scenes sadly... hopefully someone else has the answer!

[omgsomeonesomewhereonearth]

“Are you.. blushing?”Intruality and/or Moceit,

@patton-birdie I believe you also requested this, hope you both enjoy! 💕

(I’m sorry this isn’t super fluffy/kind of unrequited, I’ve just been thinking about this post I made quite lot recently and I had to try it out!)

Still, I hope you enjoy!

“Aww, Dee…Are you blushing?” Patton giggled, sticking his tongue out, that stupid, adorable giggle that he hated.

Dee laughed, hoping he sounded every bit as unruffled as he definitely didn’t feel.

“You’re ridiculous.”

His best friend snorted, gently poking his cheek. “Really? ‘Cause it looks to me like you’re blushing!” he teased, grinning impishly “Careful, we can’t have you getting a crush on me, now can we?”

That would be incredibly unfortunate, he mused. If only it hadn’t already happened.

Dee chuckled, ducking his head to hide his burning face as he shoved Patton gently in the shoulder and muttered something along the lines of “You would be so lucky.”

Patton laughed, and the pair descended into silence as Daxter descended into his thoughts. It was entirely, horrendously unfair, he used to pride himself on his aloofness, and here he was now, turning pink because Patton had hugged him, as if Patton didn’t hug literally anyone who was close to him when he got excited.

He glanced at the other boy, who was sitting across from him, curly blonde head leaning over his textbook, chewing on the end of him pencil. They were studying in the library together as they did every Saturday, and he had brought Patton his favourite coffee, like he did every other Saturday, and Patton had thanked him with an enthusiastic hug like he inevitably did every time.

Only recently, those hugs made his heart race and he wished Patton hadn’t let go as soon as he had.

“Dee? Are you alright?” Patton was looking at him, titling his head and blinking those adorable brown eyes, oh fuck, he’s been caught staring… “Are you stuck? You know you can ask me for help, right, what chapter are you on?”

Why Patton? After ten years of secrets at sleepovers, of I’ll-tell-you-my-crush-if-you-tell-me-yours and let’s-be-groomsmen-at-each-other’s-weddings and snickering at all the ridiculous people who mistook them for a couple, why did he have to wind up massively, ridiculously in love with his best friend? His adorable, kind, sweet best friend who was still staring at him with concern in his gaze.

He coughed, fixing a smirk on his face before throwing a wink in Patton’s direction. “Oh, you know me, my dear” he purred, deciding not to think too much about the fact that he wasn’t exactly lying anymore, “I simply can’t keep my eyes off you. And after all, who can blame me?”

Patton grinned - he knew this game, “Aw, you’re just too sweet,” he cooed sweetly, blowing him a kiss before turning back to his work. Leaving Dee to wonder if he’d imagined the way Patton’s cheeks had flushed pink when spoken.

Send me prompts if you want (might take me a while to get through them though!)  

[impatentpending]

Also btw, what kind of schooling situation does the twins have? Do they have a personal teacher? Do they go to an actual school? Private or public if so? Do they spend a lot of time with kids their own age?

They go to public school because their fathers believe they should have a ~normal~ aspect to their lives, to better learn about and manipulate the people around them :)

Roman is fairly popular, and Remus kinda rides on his coattails in terms of social standing, and both have a small handful of close friends that vaguely overlap 

Roman’s best friend, Thomas, and Remus’ best friend, Joan, are also best friends, so they all just kinda vibe.  The twins always talk about their dads quite candidly, but Thomas and Joan can’t decide if they’re just messing with them or not.

[moceit]

Do Janus and Patton spoil their babies? And each other? If so, how?

The short answer is yes! Of course they spoil their babies and each other.

How?

With (I'm assuming "babies" means) Drugs and Pongo they like to feed them human food during meals (if it's safe for them to eat, of course) and buy them lots of toys and treats. They are never denied bed privilege, even though Pongo ends up crushing Janus at night.

I suppose Janus is always finding little knickknacks that reminds him of Patton so he'll bring them home and gift them to him. He likes to bake Patton's favorite desserts just because he was feeling especially happy that day. He will tell Patton it was because he was trying to use up the last bit of flour in the cupboard but Patton can see through the lies.

Patton likes to take Janus out on impromptu picnics that Janus loves. He packs all of Janus' favorite food and enjoys feeding him and giving him little kisses. He also likes to feed Janus breakfast in bed on weekends after busy weeks. Janus tries to protest but he does enjoy the few extra minutes he gets to lay in bed. Of course Patton crawls back in with him and they have a lazy morning

[nahara-nation]

Hi! I'm sorry to bother you I just wonder if you know if the heart choice in episode 8 of Nahara's route gives you the CG? =) I'm trying to figure out if I should take it or not, I do want to see the CG but I want to also save hearts

There’s only one heart choice CG per route, and I believe Nahara’s second CG was the one we had to pay hearts for. So the episode 8 CG should be free!

[queer-cosette]

Dang! Those are incredible stories, I'm ofc very sorry you have been through all that <3 just wow. How are you 21 and have lived through 3 whole ass movies already? Also those girls and that guy SUCKS

The thing is, there are 3 things that can explain most of the movie plots I've accidentally lived out, as well as a lot of other shenanigans I've been involved in:

I have severe ADHD, which means I'm indecisive as heck, inordinately impulsive, and predisposed to be amazing at problem-solving while having absolutely zero common sense.

I accidentally became an elder god to a group of kids 5 years younger than me when I was in high school by virtue of being somewhat goth/punk. This did not improve my common sense.

I was a musical theatre student at a performing arts school, so imagine college but on top of all the regular relationship bullshit, EVERYONE involved is a dramatic bitch. Incidentally, although my relationship with my first boyfriend was during high school, we met through an amateur theatre group, so same hat.

I was 15 when I started going out with my first boyfriend, 16 when we broke up, 18 when Luna and I flirted/made out, and 19 when I graduated - I only did a one year college course because ADHD, tuition fees, and various dance injuries made it too hard for me to continue.

Also, weirdly enough, my first boyfriend cheating when I came out as asexual indirectly led to Deirblhe being incredibly overprotective of me because during an acting class about drawing on emotions based on real experiences, I wound up talking about the trust issues the cheating had caused me.

I absolutely agree, they all suck!! The good news is, from my perspective I came out on top: Luna is still cheating on her ugly girlfriend with every sucker who comes along, said ugly girlfriend is still ugly with no fashion sense, and the ex-boyfriend is single with a manbun. I on the other hand am absolutely thriving right now under my own steam.

[dogmotifs]

if you don't mind me asking, in the vampire and werewolf are gay post you made you mention "the it novel" for werewolves. Is that the Stephen King novel or which is it?? I didn't know it had werewolves in it?? sorry I just got really curious

yep it is the stephen king book! i haven't read it in ages so the details r rusty, but the jist is that it manifests as a werewolf for richie, and a lot folks have interpreted that through a gay lens, there's some great analysis on the subject

[sidespart]

29. best way to bond with you?30. places that you find sacred?

29. best way to bond with you?

Give me food. Go on walks with me. Get excited about stuff with me. Scratch my head....I am essentially just a golden retriever with a sketch book

30. places that you find sacred?

Churches. Woods. Certain museums.

[havenfalling]

Hi! I'm sorry to bother you I just wonder if you know if the heart choice in episode 8 of Nahara's route gives you the CG? =) I'm trying to figure out if I should take it or not, I do want to see the CG but I want to also save hearts

Ah I’m sorry I really dont remember if it was from the heart choice or not, my memory is very bad... hopefully someone else will know?

[nymria]

can I marry your snake lady oc?? She so pretty

Thank you!!! and sure