Au where Shen Yuan is the beast taming peak lord and trying to court Shen Jiu, Luo Binghe is a Bai Zhan disciple, and Ming Fan is just... just so so very tired.
Okay, so Shen Yuan, Yue Qi, and Shen Jiu all grew up as street rats. They were close and stuff. Once they're in Cang Qiong, Shen Yuan is the one to pull teeth and twist arms until Yue Qi and Shen Jiu end up talking about their problems.
Somewhere around becoming head disciple and ascension, Shen Yuan comes to terms with that his feelings towards Shen Jiu aren't so #platonic as he originally thought, so he starts trying to court him.
Shen Jiu is playing hard to get as revenge for him being an idiot.
This continues even as they become peak lords. And Ming Fan has in more than one occasion thrown out his shishu out of the peak because he's causing an interruption.
The poor guy's workload only worsens when Liu Qingge takes on a new disciple and the kid is instantly infatuated with him.
So now he has to deal with 5 things
A Bai Zhan brat clinging to his leg and crying when he tries to pry him off
His Shen-shishu trying to court his Shizun, who is playing hard to get
Liu Qingge trying to court his Shen-shishu while the man in question seems oblivious to it
Keeping his Shizun from killing Liu Qingge because he's not oblivious to Liu Qingge's (attempted) courting
Ning Yingying definitely planning something behind his back.
Somehow this leads to Luo Binghe not being thrown into the abyss after it being revealed he's half heavenly demon, his shishu and Shizun coming out of a storage closet with cartoon kiss marks covering their faces, and Liu Qingge and Shang Qinghua coming out of a different storage shed with bite marks and hickeys covering them both.
And almost nothing happened to Luo Binghe other than Liu Qingge giving him harder training.
Ming Fan says that life isn't fair and moves on. He still holds on to his sanity by a thread. That is until the sect leader announces that he has married the former demon king of the demon realm that had been presumed dead and was sealed under a mountain for years.
Ming Fan gives up, concludes life has a strange sense of humor, and lets Luo Binghe court him. Not like anything in the sect is making sense anymore.
Somewhere in the background Liu Mingyan gives Ning Yingying a limited edition novel about Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan because she won the bet they made.
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OK, guys, you were joking that sqh's type is tsundere, right?
let me show you the list of the most popular pairs with Shang Qinghua:
- Mobei-Jun (tsundere)
- Shen Yuan (tsundere)
- Shen Qingqiu (tsundere)
plus there's Liu Qingge (somehow) (also is tsundere)
seems like it's not a joke anymore..
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impress the war god !!
liushang prompt by benthic_izles for SVSSAction aka SVSSS Gotcha for Gaza !!
the donation form is still open til the 21st :D
i will take anyones hand in marriage who requests liushang, liujiuplane or scumplae <3
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we need to talk about this.
just imagine. this sorcerer if he wants can seduce even god.
and i want to say that conversations with my bff @mutiger-seemann are always so inspiring to me. we come up with it all together. ‧₊˚✩彡
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I just saw these on TikTok. THEY'RE ZOOOOOO CUTE AFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! MY PAREEEEEEENTSSSSS 🥰🥰🥰🥰🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
THE CHIN SCRATCH LMAOOOOO I'M KICKING MY FEETTTT 😭🧡
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