#live poker

[grickle14]

They met up every Tuesday after daycare.

[moistvonlipwig]

the funniest part of omwf is that spike leaves for the bronze at the same time the others do and then we see him walk into a random alley and turn around and look confused and then he shows up at the bronze way later than everyone else. what happened to you buddy. did you get lost

[giurochedadomani]

Kind of need Shanks thinking that he's playing it cool and being very subtle without realizing that he's called Mihawk five different kinds of lovey dovey names in the past conversations

[swinging-through-the-stars]

crime doods doing activities

[meymey-draws]

GREEN DAY AND POKER FACE ON JD25?????!!!! WTH AAAAAAAAAAA

[gothwizardmagic]

there are so many accidentally gay shows made by and for straight people but red dwarf is really on a whole nother level

[glitchcipher]

Also just to draw attention to the fact this is a cannon line from poker night 2 about Claptrap and GLaDOS’s relationship

This is a cannon characterisation

Do I know what it means?

No.

Do I want to?

Not really.

But now you lot can have this information too!

You can thank me later

[gopher-jade]

just watched the episode where naruto meets minato, and. idk if it's because i completely skipped the battle beforehand & therefore tense battle atmosphere or if i'm just older and more resentful now, but.

if i were an orphan who had no adult guardian most of my life and had to fight for respect, and then train my butt off to survive because my dad sealed a fucking wanted monster inside of me, and then said dead dad said "😀 i did it because i believe in you. you're my son after all. idk how you're going to solve the systemic problems of our world but i blindly believe in you because that's what parents ought to do". i think i would have puked and also aimed at his shoes.

[redding]

okay short break from being emotional over the finale. rick WWE throwing thorne fucking KILLED ME

[poisonedapples]

Horrifying Husk concept I can’t stop thinking about:

The most popular headcanon is that Husk committed suicide (which I really hope is true because I need that angst). And considering Husk is very obviously and horrifically depressed, while also growing up in a time where mental health awareness was Not a thing, I bet he was suicidal way before the attempt that actually ended him. Especially considering all his self-destructive behaviors.

Husk is also a gambling man. Who, in death, had no problem gambling with souls.

So imagine: What if Husk used to play Russian Roulette during his life? And what if he had won multiple times?

[perpetually-confused2]

I definitly did not just spend the last 2 hours imagining a sasunaru wedding, nope not something I would ever do

[theminecraftbee]

25 for the wrapped drabble!

25: "Bremen", PigPen Theater Co.

It was part of the plan, everbody would stand On their hind legs, hands holding high the other Like a tower of brothers, and the one on the top Would crow warnings and call in the morning And call out the storm that was coming The one on the bottom would steer 'til the road was clear And people would learn to rejoice and to fear our coming

It is, ironically, a mild, wet temperature over Dogwarts, the sort of weather that mostly feels dreary rather than being properly cold, or snowy, or icy, or any of the sorts of things that the kinds of people who claim to bring forth winter would be expected to have over their fortress.

"Oh, come on, you've gotta be cheating!" says Skizz, throwing his cards down on the table. They're stained a strange purple. "Dippledop, tell them that he's cheating."

"I mean, I don't know, Skizz," Impulse says. "You aren't good enough at cheating to have taught me how to spot it..."

"I mean, you're the one marking cards," Martyn says idly.

"You know I can't help it!" says Skizz. "It's my ender-what's-its. My purple scales. My, my general, uh, what's a good word for it -"

"Ourple," Etho says.

"What?" Impulse says.

"He's ourple," Etho says, and then doesn't elaborate at all.

"You know, if you're going to accuse me of cheating, why not accuse him?" Martyn says. "I mean, look at him. He's wearing a mask while we're playing poker. That's basically against the rules."

"I don't have a face, man," Etho says.

"Did you mean -" Big B starts. Impulse puts a hand on his leg. Big B stops.

"I'm just saying," Martyn says, as he takes the distraction as an excuse to palm one of the cards using and replace it with a king he's been keeping in a pocket. He knows the king won't be suspicious largely because he's been keeping track of the cards Skizz has had, and the king he's about to put in his hand is the same one that Skizz had three hands earlier.

Martyn is going to win, like, so many meaningless favors from people who are all definitely going to die before Martyn can call them in, but hey. He's definitely going to die before he has a chance to worry about it, either.

(At one point, it had been about winning. He's good at cheating.)

"You know what, yeah! That is cheating! Show us your face, huh, Etho?" says Skizz, pointing dramatically. Big B snorts into his cards.

"Uh, I mean, I don't know, man," Etho says, putting his hands up and nervously backing up. "It's like - you know I don't take this off..."

"Actually, yeah," Impulse says. "I sorta wanna see you try to keep a poker face. Take it off, Etho."

"Woah, woah boys. I know we're all friends here, but I don't know if I'm ready for a strip tease," Martyn says, which makes Etho turn bright red, and also makes Big B flustered enough that Martyn can see his hand. Okay, that's not a threat. Not that Big B's a threat to anyone, really, but he's still green for a reason.

Skizz isn't a threat for a completely different reason. His heart's right there on his sleeve. He has a shit hand this round. He gave that given that well away the moment he drew it.

That leaves Etho and Impulse to figure out.

"I - oh, geez, guys," Etho says. "I -"

"Take it off!" Skizz starts chanting. "Take it off! Take it off!"

"I'm - I like you guys, but I'm not taking off my mask!" Etho says. "Impulse, Impulse, we're buddies. You should understand!"

"Yeah, but like..." Impulse says, before shrugging. "I mean, if it really upsets you, I guess... Guys, maybe we should stop."

"Naw, don't try to talk him out of it!" Skizz says.

"Haha, you know, I want to see it too," Big B says. "It's a bonding thing, right?"

"Oh, well you can't argue with the bonding thing, now can you," Martyn says.

"Guys," Impulse starts saying, and then there's the sound of a creaking door, and everyone stops at once as the courtyard changes from dreary and wet to a certain chill. If Martyn didn't know any better, he'd say it's the chill of the grave, but there hadn't ever been any for him, so. Probably not.

Instead, it's just...

"My loyal Dogwarts," says Ren, quietly. "What is all of this commotion about?"

"We're playing cards, My Lord," Martyn says immediately. "See?"

He shows his hand to Ren. Ren chuckles.

"Well, laddie. Show me how you win at cards."

Well, the answer to that's 'by cheating'. But he can't really show Ren that, now can he? He's got to keep some things in his pocket. Besides, it's not like any of the favors in the pot matter.

They're all gonna die before they matter. Some of them already are.

Martyn loses the hand to Impulse. He collects the favors with a sheepish grin. Ren barks out a laugh. "You'll get them next time, laddie."

"I'm sure I will," Martyn says.

"Mom, Ren's playing favorites," Etho whines.

"That's - that's unbecoming a knight of -"

"Yeah, Ren's playing favorites," Big B says.

"I mean, dudes, uh, I mean - my loyal Dogwarts -"

Martyn laughs so hard that he forgets to pay attention, and loses the next hand too.

[cyancherub]

THANK U FOR ALL THE LOVELY MESSAGES i will respond when i can but i needed to let u guys kno that my boss who drives me around in the work vehicle (WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON) is now my plug 💀 i found out he is a big stoner HEHFJ he’s getting me weed

[workingforitallthetime]

can you draw a diagram of the housing situations 😂

sure, i guess? black text is confirmed, red is evidence-based speculation. the residence i'm referring to as the senior house can be seen, memorably, here and here, and next door can be seen here. sorry for the typo in jaybone's name, i don't care enough to go back and redo it.

graphic design is my passion.

[realitybitesyouknowit]

Chapters: 44/44 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Cedric Diggory/Harry Potter Characters: Poppy Pomfrey, Rubeus Hagrid, Dobby (Harry Potter), Sirius Black, Lily Evans Potter, James Potter, Salazar Slytherin, Gideon Prewett (Harry Potter), Fabian Prewett, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory, Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour Additional Tags: Family Feels, Drama, Humor, Spirits, Talking To Dead People, BAMF Poppy Pomfrey, BAMF Dobby (Harry Potter), Misguided Albus Dumbledore, Protective Ron Weasley Summary:

There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.

[gothoffspring]

step 1: Riley invites Monica over to impress her with his poker skills

step 2: Riley plays footsie with Monica the entire time, distracting himself and causing him to lose miserably

??????

step 3: profit (for Monica at least)