#lmaoo

[leviismybby]

I have no logical explanation for this. 😭😭

[sturnioloslut]

FUCK MEEEE

I CANNOT WITH THIS LMFAOO

[annabannnananana]

i called my friend a bitch so she said “well maybe i’m a bitch but you’re a dork”

and i said

“no you’re wrong. I’m a bitch AND A DORK”

“IM A BORK!!!1!1!1!1!1!”

[ask-shane]

Shane, what's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you, and what's the most disgusting thing you've seen?

the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to me? i can share some contenders. but the most disgusting thing i’ve seen? i can’t disclose that.

something embarrassing that happened to me was when i worked at my hometown’s grocery store... i was shelf-stocker. a cool group of people from my school walked by and i accidentally knocked over an entire shelf of baked beans…

they ended up bursting open and getting all over me. they turned to look at me in unison, staring at me like i shit myself or something... i will never live that down.

[ashstfu]

[majunju]

(right > left) gentleman

[17isrighthere]

[noramsblog]

The bride and the ugly ass groom

[vroomvroomwee]

The face of someone experiencing sexual attraction for the first time

[corruptimles]

I’m mostly projecting how much I wanted to eat a burger

[pictuajjx]

[ofide]

[annabannnananana]

[gunsatthaphan]

#carried away.

[crystalmagpie447]

LI KE LIKESUNFLOWERR GET IT DONT KILLMEPLEASE

HEAD INHANDS THESE ARE SO SILLY BUTI WANTED TO MAKE CARD THINGIES AHAUSGYRVBWHDFUYVEBHFIJE IM NO T LATE ITS NOT MIDNIGHT EEEHEHEHEHEE HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

[puhpandas]

what if the go-kart was Gregory 😭