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triplefrontierbabe · 2 months

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Daniel Ricciardo smau

pairing: f!reader x Daniel Ricciardo

warnings: use of yn (sorry), suggestive themes, alternate universe, depictions of smoking

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yourusername visited the ratatouille cinematic universe 🐀🇫🇷

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haileesteinfeld baby’s first Parisian cigarette 🥹

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danielricciardo city of love with my love

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yourusername I said “I want to go to the spa” but Danny heard “I want to go to Spa” 🧖‍♀️🏎️🇧🇪🧇

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francisca.cgomes this has also happened to me😔🤚

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danielricciardo great weekend in Spa. Got some points and waffles 😋🧇🇧🇪🏎️

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yourusername summer break getaway in Austin 🧡🤠🌅 (last pic is Danny mansplaining waterfalls to me </3)

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danielricciardo couldn’t wait till October to be back in Austin 🤘🤠🌻

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tactician · 10 months

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for the gen7 portion of his ribbon master journey, reides the kingdra left the familiar lands and seas of hoenn for a region that was entirely new to him: alola!

alola is a region that is extremely close to my heart. since i'm from the caribbean, i'm very fond of island settings - they always have such a cozy, home-like vibe to me. the hype leading up to sun and moon's release was also probably one of my favorite periods of time in the pokemon fandom ever... and the games totally lived up to all of my expectations. tbh, they surpassed them! so... as reides arrived in my copy of pokemon sun - with his same ol' goal of gathering all of the ribbons that the gen had to offer - i hoped that his time in alola would add to my lovely memories of the region.

i still haven't set up a definitive index for my ribbon master posts on my personal site, but that WILL exist in the (hopefully near) future. i have a placeholder set aside in my pokemon shrine and everything. until then, like always... you can see them all over on that site's blog page. (i worked really hard on making that WHOLE site responsive on mobile devices recently!!! so those posts are now way easier to read on mobile hehe.) alternatively, you can just peek in my ribbon master tag here on tumblr.

if you're all caught up to speed on my lovely kingdra's journey, welcome to the next installment of it!!! give it up for gen7!!!

much like my copy of y version, i had a post-game set up in my copy of pokemon sun. this - paired with the literal handful of ribbons that alola has to offer - would serve to make reides' time in alola pretty short... unless something Awful happened. in gen6, the battle maison's difficulty totally blindsided me, so i was a bit wary as we went into the gen7 portion of this journey. despite having a post-game file, i never once even stepped foot near the battle tree... that portion of poni island was virtually untouched. LMFAO. i wasn't in a hurry to get to that, so i decided i'd leave it for last. the first ribbon i'd handle would be the battle royal (yes, 'royal'... not 'royale'... if i typo it as such, i apologize. number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down, etc) master ribbon.

much like my predicament with the battle tree, i'd never taken this game mode on (beyond the battle that they essentially force you into during the plot), so i wasn't sure what to expect. i also wanted to take advantage of a new feature that was added in for the gen7 games before involving reides in any battles. i checked my bag to be sure that i could do it, and, lo and behold...

...i had a gold bottlecap! this was a really welcome sight because reides' ivs were all PRETTY shabby (i'm talking, like, single-digits shabby. ftr, a pokemon's ivs per stat can cap at 31, so... yeah). it makes his stellar performance in all the battle towers thus far all the more impressive, but i still wanted to treat him to something truly special.

there isn't a ribbon linked to hyper training a pokemon (in this gen or in any future gens up to the current one), but this was still really lovely to see. with reides now achieving a maxed-out stat of 31 in each of his ivs, we headed on over to the battle royal dome on akala island.

the battle royal game mode is pretty interesting. your pokemon basically enters a wacky battle against 3 other pokemon. they're not specifically ganging up on you, though. according to serebii.net: you go in with 3 pokémon, and as soon as one player has lost each of their pokémon, then the battle is over. to determine the winner, the results are tallied up based on how many pokémon each player managed to take out, as well as how many pokémon they have remaining.

now, i'm not gonna lie. i went into this game mode COMPLETELY clueless as to what was going on. i did virtually no prep for it, instead just using albatross the latios, persana the suicune, and, of course, reides for each of the battles. to give you an idea of how 'out of it' i was... whenever i take on these challenges, i like to give each of my pokemon an item to help them out. even if it's just a sitrus berry, i think the extra support is really good for a pokemon to have. this challenge was no different; i decided that i'd give albatross a latiosite and that i'd mega-evolve him during the battle royals. and, uh... it turns out that i somehow gave him a protector (yes, the item that serves no purpose aside from evolving rhydon) because it just-so-happened to be in my bag right next to my latiosite. i didn't even notice for all 4 of the battles i took part in within the dome. (i just assumed i couldn't mega-evolve him because i didn't meet some weird standard in the game. i simply did not question it. and i definitely didn't even try to amend it...)

...anyway, my weird blunders aside, the battles themselves were pretty fun! i wasn't a fan of how laggy they could get, but i really enjoyed the sheer chaos that they presented, haha! furthermore, taking part in them reminded me of incineroar, who's one of my all-time fav pokemon, so that was awesome. i climbed the ranks easily, only losing the hyper-rank and master-rank battles once each. fsr, i didn't take a single picture of these battles - but i DID take one of a victory screen.

the grind to the ribbon was a short one, and, soon, reides had his very first ribbon from the alola region.

right after getting this ribbon, reides and i headed over to the summit of mount lanakila so that i could defend my status as the champion of the alola league! this meant being tested by each of the members of the elite four - including the iconic acerola, who had a bit of a ghostly moment thanks to my top-tier 3ds photography skills.

after fighting our way through everyone, i approached my throne.

i took a seat upon it... and was soon approached in turn!

it was awesome to face hau again after all these years!! he's such an incredible rival; taking on his team had me feeling so nostalgic. of course, reides, who was at level 100, managed to sweep his way through everyone (sorry, guys) - but it was still a whole lot of fun!

for helping me defend my title as the alolan champion, reides was granted membership into the alolan hall of fame... and, for that, he got the alola champion ribbon!

the only two ribbons left for reides in alola were the ones linked to the battle tree. it was time for me to brave the rest of poni island and finally unlock it!

but, before that... i actually decided to send reides to my copy of ultra sun! much like my copy of sun, i hadn't unlocked the battle tree over there, either... but there was a crucial difference in this file. you see, i had WAY more pokemon left in my pc boxes in ultra sun compared to my boxes in sun. this is because i moved most of my pokemon over to ultra sun when the ultra sun & ultra moon games released. (i also NEEDED to take photos in the pokemon studios that were added to the region in those ultra games - but i'll write more about that later!) i figured that if the battle tree ended up giving me a lot of trouble, i'd need access to a wider pool of pokemon so that i could teambuild. it was basically a precaution above all else!

once reides was finally in this expanded-on version of alola, we headed on over to poni island and got to exploring.

upon approaching the battle tree, we ran into two familiar faces!

red and gr- um, i mean, blue - were here! (kind of hilarious that they localized his name as 'blue' when his pants and shoes are very clearly green as a nod to the original japanese green version, but i get it... it's a nod to the north american red & blue versions... so it's Understandable!!!) the return of the original kanto region champions is one of the most hype things ever. i knew about this from before, as it blew everyone's minds back when the info came out. it had me PRAYING for a similar cameo for the johto trainers in a future generation. sadly, that cameo hasn't happened yet, but i'm still hoping for an updated, future-silver design someday!

anyway - immediately, blue asked if i'd like to challenge him or red as a little 'welcome to the battle tree' present. i opted to fight blue, since i had just fought red during the soulsilver part of reides' journey and i decided that alternating between the two would be cool.

he was absolutely serving in said battle, let me tell you. he was pretty challenging even with the level difference between us, but reides still managed to emerge victorious.

after our battle, blue revealed his and red's shared purpose for arriving in the alola region. it was really nice to see them together again after the state of their relationship in soulsilver, where red was basically hiding himself away on mt. silver.

since we passed the little test that blue and red presented to us, reides and i finally entered the battle tree properly.

much like the battle maison ribbons, there are two ribbons available for achieving specific streaks in the battle tree. the first one - the battle tree great ribbon - required a steak of 20 wins in the normal battle mode (which includes beating a 'battle legend' on battle #20). i figured that this ribbon was similar to the skillful battler ribbon over in kalos; that the battles wouldn't be particularly challenging when compared to the following 50-steak ribbon awaiting me. i was kind of right in that it was pretty easy to get through these battles, but i do think that the normal mode got a bit of a difficulty boost when compared to the battle maison's normal mode.

i used this team for this part of the battle tree:

chips the kangaskhan (kangaskanite) ability: scrappy --> parental bond nature: jolly evs: 252 atk, 252 speed, 4 def - fake out - return - crunch - power-up punch

donatella the durant (choice scarf) ability: truant nature: jolly evs: 252 atk, 252 speed, 4 sp. defense - entrainment - toxic - x-scissor - iron head

applause the cloyster (focus sash) ability: skill link nature: adamant evs: 252 atk, 252 speed, 4 sp. defense - shell smash - icicle spear - ice shard (for landorus) - protect

since the ol' truant durant strat (that i detailed in my last post) works for the battle tree, i decided to take donatella and applause along for the ride, but chips did a great job and pretty much got through the normal mode of the battle tree all on her own. i was delighted, because mega-kangaskhan's whole gimmick where the baby kangaskhan gets powered-up is just so cute!

for the 20th battle, i swapped out donatella the durant for reides... and ended up running into none other than the legendary red, himself!

i absolutely love how gen7 stuck to keeping red completely silent; it's an absolutely crucial part of his character, imo.

after beating red and securing the great ribbon, it was time for the true challenge... the battle tree master ribbon! this one was the classic 50-streaker. again, like its respective battle maison ribbon, i'd have to maintain this streak in the super battle mode - which meant stronger opponents and tougher battles.

i was absolutely not messing around for these battles, let me tell you. i opted for a slight variation of my battle maison team; rather than following donatella up with venus, i swapped them around and followed her up with applause the cloyster.

donatella the durant (choice scarf) ability: truant nature: jolly evs: 252 atk, 252 speed, 4 sp. defense - entrainment - toxic - x-scissor - iron head

applause the cloyster (focus sash) ability: skill link nature: adamant evs: 252 atk, 252 speed, 4 sp. defense - shell smash - icicle spear - spike canon (ideally, i'd have liked rock blast, but that's an egg move) - protect

venus the dragonite (lum berry) ability: multiscale nature: adamant evs: 252 atk, 252 speed, 4 sp. defense - earthquake - fire punch - dragon dance - protect

by following up my durant with cloyster, it reduced the amount of time needed to max out its buffed stats, as shell smash only requires 3 uses as opposed to dragon dance's 6. since i had a plan of action and simply had to execute it, my climb was a whole lot faster than the trials which the battle maison presented to me!!

since my climb was faster, i don't have too many horror stories to share regarding the stuff that i faced within it.

this guy didn't take losing very well. i think he also somehow possessed my camera, because i have NO IDEA why the glare is so bad in this picture.

this guy also summed up the exact reason why i'm doing this ribbon master challenge in the first place. He Gets It. that's what pokemon is all about, babey! the battle tree also has a neat little mechanic wherein you face special trainers every 10 battles. during my climb, the special trainers that i faced were plumeria, cynthia, kukui and grimsley! (cynthia also almost broke my streak, because of fucking course she would scare me like that. her garchomp really is a force to be reckoned with; i love the two of them so much.)

grimsley is one of my favorite pokemon characters of all-time, so it's really wild that he's just... inexplicably in alola. i remember stumbling upon him during my first playthrough - COMPLETELY unspoilt about him even being in the game - and literally doing a double-take! either way, i'm so happy that he showed up during my ribbon master challenge, as i didn't get to take him on in unova due to the lack of ribbons over there.

once i beat battle 49, it was time to swap out venus the dragonite for reides the kingdra. i braced myself for battle 50; another battle versus red and his team!

he was pretty shocked to see me again and was a bit confused after losing, but i really enjoyed the match, myself! between the battle versus him in soulsilver and these two battles within the tree, i truly love how present red has been for this ribbon master challenge, haha.

defeating red and achieving a 50-battle streak in the battle tree's super mode meant reides got the final ribbon that he'd need in alola: the battle tree master ribbon. i was so relieved that the battle tree went a lot better than the battle maison, and that i didn't face the threat of getting hardstuck within a battle tower-esque zone...!! i had a lot of fun with it and, since i used cloyster with my durant instead of dragonite, the process was a whole lot faster, too.

reides and i weren't ready to leave alola just yet, though. we had one more task to handle. one more task... within the alola photo club.

this may not be relevant to the ribbon master challenge, but it was absolutely IMPERATIVE that we stopped by for a photoshoot together at the photo club! i rushed over to the receptionist, super excited about being able to take photos with reides, and got a really, REALLY surprising bit of dialogue from her.

i had NO IDEA that you could unlock special backdrops if you transferred pokemon from different games into alola... and, furthermore, i had no idea that hoenn's respective backdrop would be none other than the SEAFLOOR CAVERN!!! at first, i wondered if it changed based on your pokemon's original met location - because i HATCHED reides in the seafloor cavern, all the way back in emerald version!! but, no; it was simply a totally serendipitous surprise! naturally, we HAD to go there for our photoshoot.

i made sure to decorate the photos that we took in a fitting manner.

with those beautiful pictures taken and saved, reides was ready to move on to the next part of his ribbon master quest. moving on to gen8 required taking a huge step: one from the 3ds to none other than the NINTENDO SWITCH!!! how absolutely CRAZY is that?!?! it feels like just yesterday that i was booting up my beloved grey brick of a ds so that i could play emerald on it. admittedly, it was also quite the relief to transfer reides out of pokemon bank and into pokemon home, as the future of pokemon bank is rather precarious at the moment (even if it was confirmed that it'd outlast the general online feature shutdown in april 2024). i ended up taking all of the pals who have accompanied reides so far on his journey with him, too.

and so, with alola's ribbons safely pinned onto him, reides set his sights on the wonderful galar region! hopefully, i'll have my gen8 update ready for everyone soon. until then - i gotta extend yet another huge 'thank you' to you all for cheering reides on through his long, long journey!! until next time!

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sleeping-lilies · 4 years

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robin era jason, dick, and babs headcanons because there’s too much comedic potential to ignore

- dick and babs were the ultimate gossip buddies. whenever dick was with the titans for long periods of time, babs always filled him in on everything

babs: dick you’ll never believe what hal said to bruce last night, i even have videos. dick, the look on his face please—

dick, immediately locking doors so his teammates don’t hear the mad shit about to be dropped on main: tell me everything

- vice versa too, dick filled babs in on everything going on with the titans and all they can say is thank god those lines are bat secured with no villains being able to listen in, imagine deathstroke hearing through bat gossip that joey’s dating who?!?! 😳

- batkids have been and always will be the holder of superhero gossip. it’s a business, you see, but we’re getting off topic 😡

- lmfao anyways this is literally how dick finds out about jason

babs: anyways, jason—

dick: who the fuck is jason

babs: ....

dick: barbara?!?!

babs: ok promise you won’t freak out

- babs and dick’s first reaction upon meeting jason being “why is he so small i wasnt that small” “dick you were literally nine when you were robin—“ “he’s tiny” it’s like those two share the same braincell

- i’m making it so that dick gave jason his number earlier because i feel like it 😡😡😡 (not that it changes much other than the fact that i want more gossip dropped in dm’s)

- when dick gave jason his number, he went to babs like “give me jason’s number” “didn’t you literally just give him your’s?” “ya but i’m gonna make sure he texts me” “ya ok that’s fair”

- whenever jason didn’t want to be in the manor (fight with bruce, boredom, etc) he went to wherever the fuck babs lived and they would facetime dick and talk mad shit. it was a thing.

- despite them all being able to drive, babs was the only one during this time with an actual, legitimate, legal license (jason was too young to have a license and dick is too lazy/busy/whatever-excuse-he-wants-to-use to take the permit and driving test) so babs drove them around everywhere and it was a mess™ consisting of a bunch of backseat drivers

- “dick omg look at this video i found from the batcave” “omg he said robin gives him magic” “robin gives him magic” they both cry about it for years to come

- babs sometimes kidnapped jason after school after telling the head of wayne manor (alfred) and took him to get ice cream, then to the library while she worked. jason was the greatest kid in the library, he even had his own throne special chair just for him whenever he came provided by library staff who adored this absolute angel.

- jason 🤝 babs 🤝 dick -> i believe in annoying yet endearing nicknames supremacy

- nicknames include (some used by some more than others or just one, or by both equally because they’re annoying pick and choose my good people)

little wing (iconic, we all know this one fellas and who uses it)

red (used for babs, absolutely fantastic, but in the future it gets confusing because some people with their goddamn hero names 😡)

boy wonder (classic, babs calls them both that)

barbie (for babs, jason uses this one and he’s the only one able to get away with it)

dickie (jason just really gets away with everything huh)

dickhead (jason’s lucky he’s cute)

baba black sheep (jeez i’m on a roll with babs’ nicknames she’s so nickname-able and that’s very cool and sexy of her)

jay z

jay allen

jay jay jay (shut up, dickhead—)

big bird

and a bunch more i’m too tired to look for them in canon or make new ones up, but you get the idea

- dick can totally bake, and babs and jason keep bugging him when he’s baking and add more chocolate chips while pretending to not notice that he can see them 😡😡😡

- headcanon that jason had hero worship for babs and dick because they’re so cool in and out of costume and it never really went away when he got older listen his older brother and pseudo sister are so cool and that’s not his fault but he’ll never admit it

- barbie movie marathons because barbie is an iconic legend and they all recognize it. they have the fucking “she’s the queen of the WA-A-A-AVES” song memorized along with all other barbie movie songs, they sing it on patrol.

- dick and jason’s sibling dynamic was and is basically “ur a little shit and i hate you but i will literally kill for you”

- dick had tension with bruce while jason was just a little shit who would totally cause drama for the sake of it, and people never take advantage of this absolute power duo for destroying bruce

- dick sending cryptid texts to jason through a burner phone because he’s dramatic jason totally knew it was him about things that drive bruce mad, like leaving the shower turned to the coldest setting before bruce got there, leaving the lights in the batcave on, etc. jason, a wise little child, totally took advantage of this. bruce came to accept his fate

- the gc names, guys the group chat names

- jason crashing into titans tower whenever he wants and dick doesn’t bat (hAH) an eye, occasionally he very sweetly asks babs to come with him and she agrees but only sometimes because some people have jobs, jason—wait dick is being flirted with by who?!?! i’ll leave it up to your imagination ;) and they totally crashed titans missions too

- one time bruce was busy with the league while alfred was on vacation and bruce absolutely could not dip (i’m imagining bruce getting a call from the headmaster during an honest to god fight and bruce just picking up while punching the daylights out of some asshole) (“mr wayne, what is that noise in the background?” “sorry, headmaster, the cat is having a seizure”), so when jason got into a “fight” (read: some jackass picking on jason before he snapped and yelled at him and the bitchass kid tried to punch him and jason’s no quitter) bruce called dick who was an adult and legally family (yes dick is adopted sometime after jason was, stay mad) like “son... son please” and dick was like “oh no need to plead with me, this is too good” but of course this bitchass doesn’t have an actual lisence yet and he was hanging out with babs anyways so he and babs rolled up to gotham academy and the kids stared at them like “holy shit they’re so cool” ya dick and babs are those power couple, whether romantic or not, that turn heads, they’re just that powerful strolled into the office, bailed jason out while intimidating the headmaster because the altercation was the result of school staff negligence of actual bullying like those cliche tropes, said “ayyy you got that brat good” and get him chili dogs or whatever the fandom made robin jason’s favorite food. omg i just made an entire fanfic in rough draft form someone please steal it and write it in full form and send me the link

- jason is very very tiny, you see. babs and dick pick him up and move him for any reason, whether because they want to sit on that chair or to just throw him out of harm’s way and take the bullet for themselves.

- jason and dick both get adorable blushes on their faces it’s genetic yes that’s how genetics work shut up meanwhile babs’ ears turn red when she’s embarrassed and all three of them clown each other for it

- i yelled about this to my mutual (cough cough @littlespaceboii) who also added to this absolute dogshit headcanon and then in the discord full of mutuals, but the basement of wayne manor is haunted. dick found it when he was a little gremlin (i stand by that dick was the original demon child) (“you see damian, before there was you there was me” the real reason he was good with damian lmfao) and was like “omg this is so cool” @littlespaceboii came up with that it was just alfred fucking with bruce and so when jason first came and dick was comfy around him he was like “so have you been in the basement” and jason was like “im literally robin i’ve been in the batcave?!?!” and dick goes “no the basement, the haunted one” and jason’s like “hAUNTED?!?!” cuz jason has at least some self preservations and knows not to fuck with the spookies until he too became a spooky and bruce was like “there’s no ghost it’s not haunted” because he’s a skeptic and a party pooper and babs is like “no go on let him finish” even though she knows full well there are no ghosts or does she? and uhhhh basically they becomes ghostbusters 2.0 but cooler and funnier

- this trio is basically baby pan/bisexual jason and two resident expert pan/bisexuals solidarity but that’s literally canon. they go to pride every year that jason’s alive what who said that?

- they all tease each other for their crushes like all siblings/family friends do, i don’t need to say it but it’s important that’s emphasized for my well being

- yelled about this in the discord to the mutuals who added onto this absolute train wreck too, but jason used to play baseball during his robin days, and dick never showed up to those games with being busy as an excuse, but babs always showed up with bruce and alfred and took pictures for dick so dick could be like “mlb players are jobless now that little wing is on the scene” babs (and sometimes bruce) always shouted loudest for jason whether he was in the field or in the dugout and jason would get this extremely adorable blush on his face (jason finds out in the future why dick never showed up (cough cough ptsd from two face’s massive baseball bat which led to everything that came after including being fired and veangance academy and nearly killing two face and omg that’s a ride) and is like oh my god my childhood is even more ruined—)

- remember when i said dick got adopted after jason did in this new absolutely fabulous canon i just created? bruce did that because “ahhh fuck that’s my kid and i want him to know i love him through every means possible since i have the ability to do so” i believe in good dad bruce supremacy and made a whole thing where he invited dick to dinner for like a week to work up the courage and bonding to ask him and show him the adoption papers and then everyone cried :) bruce decided to finally adopt dick after jason referred to dick as his brother and bruce was like “...oh” and alfred was like 👀

- dick, as the first child hero and one of the first heroes period like at least a year or two before babs, holds the “back in my day” card over literally everyone in the hero community in general and pulls it out to annoy babs and jason even tho babs literally joined the scene only a year or two after dick

jason, shaking in his panties: it’s so fucking cold

dick, standing strong in his tits out outfit, who had to wear the panties on his own decision: oh, you’re cold? back in my day—

babs, throwing her boot at his face: god shut the fuck up—

and then dick doesn’t give back her boot and it becomes a whole thing with lots of tackling and play fighting and someone nearly gets thrown off they rooftop for funsies but anyways

also on a side note, babs would take off her cape and wrap it around jason whenever she noticed his discomfort with the weather, or use the weather as an excuse whenever she saw him uneasy for whatever reason and they never mention it to each other

- yelled about this in the discord to the mutuals at some point too holy shit i have friends, but those three are team rocket. they went out as team rocket for halloween one year after bullying bruce to let jason out only jason because he can’t tell dick and babs what to do and jason is under his care and when they do convince him, dick and babs bully jason into being meowth. manifesting jason in a meowth onesie ARTISTS PLEASE—

- dick finally took his license seriously and took his driver’s test after babs became paralyzed.

- those were a rough few months for those three. and then another rough few months for those two

- yikes, sorry to throw angst at you (sorry (unfeeling)) anyways, in the future alfred finds those old photos and shows the rest of the fam, so dick and babs bully jason, 6’2 jason that towers way above both of them, and once again bullies him into being meowth “for tradition, little wing!” “shut up, dickhead” the rest of the batkids lose their shit over this, naturally. bruce and alfred stand in the back teary eyed reminiscing the old days when things were a little more simple.

- discowing walked so terrifying handsome squidward red hood helmet could run (even tho the ugly helmet tripped and fell and missed the mark because discowing wasn’t ugly and will always remain superior, i feel i have committed a terrible crime comparing the two)

dick: jason what the fuck is that

jason: it’s fashion

dick: it’s terrifying

jason: i’m only following in my older brother’s footsteps 😔

dick: listen here, you little shit strangles him haha just kidding that illegal wait theyre vigilantes they don’t follow the law—

- these three and cass refer to the rest of the batkids as “the kids” (if she’s older than jason, sometimes she is and sometimes she isn’t and i’m really confused but whatever)

- babs and dick’s relationship with jason pre death literally shaped how jason treats his siblings post pit madness like he literally goes “what would red and big bird do?!??” when he needs to go into big brother mode over the “little ones” (“little” because tim and steph are adults and duke is nearly an adult himself oh my god he’ll graduate from high school soon and jason never got to do that himself he’s totally going to the ceremony legally dead or not) 🥺

- holy trinity continue hanging out with each other, whether lunch or games or whatever, and just enjoy each other’s company after long, rough years

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Discipline (Michael Langdon X Reader)

just a nasty, self-indulgent PWP one shot i wrote just to take a lil break from is it wrong! this is based off some conversations between @xtheinevitableprophecyx and i. just a few things to note: 1) this is an au, in which hawthorne era michael is a priest-in-training working at a catholic school. 2) y/n is over 18 in this story. and 3) i’m aware that catholic schools don’t spank bitches w rulers anymore, but for the sake of the smut we’re gonna pretend that they do. lmfao

also, this is definitely not the best thing i’ve ever written, but this was mostly just for fun! hopefully y’all still like it tho :’)

plot: you’ve violated dress code one too many times, and now you’re really in for it.

warnings: catholic school au, priest in training!michael, fem!reader, inappropriate relationships, dirty talk, degradation, humiliation, spanking (both traditional and non traditional..) w/ objects, boot riding, face slapping, hair pulling, cunnilingus, orgasm denial

word count: 4k

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“Ms. (y/l/n).”

The man behind the desk waved you into the office, making a show of checking his watch before pulling his lips into a thin, cold smile.

“You’re two minutes late.” He reclined back in his chair, looking comfortable as he laced his fingers over his stomach, eyes following your every move as you ventured further into the room.

“Sorry, sir,” you mumbled, turning to shut the door behind you.

The man in question was Mr. Langdon- the young, handsome priest-in-training who’d just recently acquired a job at your Catholic high school. You’d listened to your friends swoon over him ever since your first day of senior year, remarking on just how goddamn unfair it was that a man so beautiful would soon enough be of the cloth.

Mr. Langdon really was beautiful. He couldn’t have been much older than twenty-five, with clear porcelain skin and bright, hooded blue eyes. He always styled his wavy, slightly overgrown blond hair with the smallest touch of hair gel, keeping him looking polished and well-kept. You hadn’t been one of the ones who’d been blessed enough to have him as your teacher, but now, as luck would have it, you’d wound up in his presence anyway.

“Has the importance of punctuality not been instilled in you enough, Ms. (y/l/n)?” His voice was even and low, and you found yourself squirming at the sound of it.

“No, sir, I- uh. I was just held up in my last class.”

He raised his eyebrows but did not persist further, gesturing for you to come closer to him. “Put your bag down by the door.”

You did as you were told, skin prickling at the feeling of his eyes boring into your back; when you turned to face him again, there was the faintest hint of a smirk painting his features. You swallowed audibly.

“So, Ms. (y/l/n). Tell me why you’re here.”

“Well, um. Because the headmaster told me to come here, sir.”

The full truth, which you did not exactly want to say aloud, was that it’d been your third time getting caught violating dress code, which at your school meant discipline. And discipline, as you’d been told by a number of your friends, was something to be avoided at all costs. On these occasions, if the headmaster himself was too busy to provide you with discipline, he’d send the offending student off to a nun or priest (or, in this case, priest-in-training) who was available.

Knowing your luck, you weren’t exactly surprised that Mr. Langdon had been the staff member you’d been sent to.

Mr. Langdon cocked his head at you, sinking further back in his seat. “I know that already. I want to know what it is that you did to warrant being sent here.”

You averted your eyes down to your palms, already slick with perspiration. “This was my third time breaking dress code.”

“You will look at me when you are speaking, Ms. (y/l/n),” he said sternly, and your face bloomed with color as you shifted your gaze back to his pale eyes. You hadn’t expected for him to be this…authoritative, especially considering that he was new to the school. “Now, tell me. In what ways did you violate the dress code?”

You fidgeted, trying your hardest not to look away for fear that he’d chastise you again. “I just had my shirt unbuttoned a little bit lower than we’re supposed to, and I rolled up my skirt so that it was a little shorter, sir. It really wasn’t a big deal.”

He chuckled dryly, crossing his legs as he allowed his eyes to travel up and down your body. “Oh? So you don’t think that maintaining one’s modesty is a big deal, then?”

“No, I-“ you paused to gather your thoughts, feeling all at once very flustered. “I just don’t think all this is necessary. I learned my lesson when the headmaster spoke to me.”

He leaned forward in his seat, a predatory expression crossing his face as he surveyed your obvious apprehension. “Oh, quite the contrary, Ms. (y/l/n). I’ve dealt with plenty of girls like you in my day, and I’ve always found that physical…enforcement, shall we say, proves to be the most effective form of discipline.”

Your stomach sank. Physical enforcement? Of course you’d heard of the ways that some of the nuns would punish disobedient students, but the thought of being bent over and spanked like some kind of petulant child (by a man as poised and attractive as Mr. Langdon, no less) made you want to shrivel up and die of shame.

“Uh… girls like me, sir?”

“Yes, Ms. (y/l/n), girls like you. Disobedient little brats with far too much self-importance, who show off their bodies so they can momentarily satiate their desperate thirst for attention.” He ran his tongue over his teeth, clearly enjoying the way that tears of humiliation had begun to well up in your eyes. What the hell kind of a priest spoke this way to people? “Does it make you feel special when the boys look at you? When they fantasize about what’s between your legs as you saunter past them in your rolled up skirts and ripped stockings?”

You stared wide-eyed at the blond-haired man, dumbfounded by the brashness of his words; you blinked, and then a single tear was making its way down your hot cheek. He grinned, not a shred of sympathy to be found behind his cool demeanor.

“How many of them have you let touch you?” He was rising to his feet now, and no longer were you looking down at him from where you stood. Instead, he towered over you, a nasty sneer stretching across his face as he worked to close the gap between you. “How many of them have you let inside you, all because they called you pretty, made you hate yourself a little less?”

You were unable to let out more than a pathetic whimper as he reached out to wipe away your tears with the sleeve of his black dress shirt. This was wrong, this was bizarre, this was uncalled for- and yet you felt something like arousal coming up from between your thighs.

He came closer to you, so close that his face was only a few inches away from yours, cinnamon-scented breath adding to the already-present heat of your skin. “Go bend over the desk.”

Looking up at him with round, wet eyes, you nodded. “Yes, sir.”

He watched as you made your way over to his desk, gingerly bending over the dark, polished wood until your breasts were pressed flat against it. Squeezing your eyes shut, you listened to his shoes make contact with the tiled flooring, circling around so he was behind you.

“The first thing I need you to understand, Ms. (y/l/n), is that when you are in my office, and I ask you a question-“ he yanked up your skirt, your ass immediately overtaken with goosebumps as it was exposed to the air, “you answer it.”

He tugged at the thin scrap of black lace that was your underwear, pulling it up so that it pinched at your throbbing cunt, and you yelped in surprise. You were fairly certain this was not part of standard disciplinary procedures, but you weren’t about to question him. “So when I asked you how many boys you’ve let inside this cunt of yours, your pitiful sniveling was not a sufficient answer.”

Your breathing was growing ragged, fingernails curling into your palms at either side of your head. He reached past you, sliding open one of the drawers on the opposite side of his desk before retrieving something from inside. He set it down next to you, and you opened one eye to find that it was a simple wooden ruler he’d taken out.

Oh, dear lord.

He returned his hand to your panties, hiking up the fabric so you could feel it digging into your pulsing clit. “Go on. Tell me how many cocks have stretched out this tight, wet little cunt.”

Oh.

You bit your lip, instantly aroused by the way his velvet-smooth voice had formed such vulgar words.

He pulled up your panties again, this time so forcefully that you cried out, your lower body wriggling when he dropped one hand down between your legs to idly play with the outer lips of your pussy. “I don’t like to be kept waiting, Ms. (y/l/n).”

“O-only one, sir,” you choked out.

He tsked softly, and in quick, sudden, fashion, his hand made sharp contact with your cunt. It was the sound that resulted from this, loud and hollow and wet, rather than the initial pain, that made you wince.

“I don’t take kindly to being lied to, little girl,” he said through grit teeth, twisting the top of your thong with his fingertips. “You walk around wearing panties like this underneath your skirt, soaking them through at the slightest touch from a man, and you expect me to believe that only one boy has had the pleasure of fucking you?”

He said this mockingly, and you could practically hear the self-satisfied smile that was no doubt crossing his lips.

“F-four. It was four, sir.”

He trailed his fingers up and down your inner thighs, a thoughtful hum passing his lips. Then he brought his hand up to graze your asshole, all but exposed with the way he’d hiked up your underwear. “And what about here, hm? Have you let anyone fuck you here?”

“Y-yes, sir,” you whispered, hoarse and weak. You pressed your burning cheek against the cold surface of the desk, only now realizing that it’d been spotted with your tears.

“And I’m sure I don’t even have to ask about that pretty mouth.” He laughed cruelly, finally letting go of your underwear and allowing you to breath a sigh of relief; you knew better than to relax fully, though, your body tensing all over again when he picked up the ruler he’d laid next to you.

“You know, there’s a word in the bible for girls like you.” He dragged the flat side of the ruler over your ass, pace teasingly slow.

You had the feeling that he was trying to bait you, and so you complied. “W-what is it, Mr. Langdon?”

He leaned forward, and as he took a fistful of your hair to guide your head back towards him, you felt something hard protruding through the stiff fabric of his dress slacks. “Whore.”

You shuddered, a chill traveling down your spine as he released your hair and returned to his original stance behind you. Placing the ruler vertically along your ass, he began rubbing small circles over the tender expanse of skin with the wood.

“Count,” he said flatly. He drew the ruler back before promptly bringing it back down full force, and, without thinking, you squealed.

“O-one,” you breathed. The stinging sensation lingered for a moment, intensifying the arousal pooling in the pit of your stomach, and you braced yourself for the second strike.

He hit you again, harder this time, bringing the palm of his free hand to your lower back to keep you still.

Voice cracking, you spoke again- “two.”

He struck you a third time, and then a fourth, your breath catching in your throat as you struggled to keep up with his rapid pace. The pain of the ruler on your skin wasn’t too unbearable, but it stung, and you were sure that your ass would be covered in red stripes by the time he was finished with you.

Smack.

“Do you realize that your cunt is dripping from this?” he asked, once you’d let out a raspy ‘five’. “Your thighs are slick with your own disgusting arousal. You should be ashamed.”

Somehow, the degrading nature of his words only aroused you further; you were practically dizzy with want.

Smack.

“S-six.”

He prodded your cunt apart, pressing ruthlessly against your clit and snickering when you moaned under his careless touch. “I should’ve known this punishment wouldn’t work with a whore like you. What you need, I think, is to be shown just how pathetic you really are.”

He stepped back, tracing his fingers over what you assumed were the marks that had formed during your beating. “Get on your knees.”

Swiftly, you followed his orders, slipping off the desk and sinking down until you were kneeling before Mr. Langdon; he leered at you coldly, appearing even more intimidating than usual from this new angle, his chiseled face heavily shrouded in shadows. You eyed his bulge, which was, at this point, impossible to ignore, your mouth watering as you wondered what his cock might taste like.

When he noticed you looking, he scoffed. “I hope you aren’t under the impression that I’m going to let you suck my cock.”

You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion and slight disappointment. If you weren’t on your knees to suck him off, then why were you on your knees?

Folding his hands neatly behind his back, Mr. Langdon raised up one well-polished black shoe to ease apart your legs, wedging the smooth leather just below your aching core. What exactly was he getting at here?

“Since you are clearly in desperate need of having your cunt touched, I’m going to make sure you get exactly that.” He nudged your pussy with the top of his shoe, earning a strangled gasp from the back of your throat. “You are going to ride my shoe until I tell you to stop. Am I understood?”

You felt yourself flush at the obscenity of his command; was he really going to make you do this? From the way he frowned at you, eyebrows poised expectantly, you were pretty sure that he was dead serious.

He pushed his foot up into your cunt again, jarring you. “I said, am I understood?”

“Y-yes, sir.” You rocked your hips forward cautiously, rubbing your clothed center up and down his shoe, eyelids fluttering shut as pleasure slowly began to overtake you. You let out a barely audible whine as you ground yourself down, feeling the leather make friction with the soaked fabric covering your clit.

You cursed lowly when Mr. Langdon again delivered a firm shove to your pussy; at this, one large, veined hand flew to your face and slapped your blushing cheek. “Language, Ms. (y/l/n).”

“Sorry, sir.” Your mouth suddenly fell open as he angled his foot to apply more pressure to your clit, a cocky grin ghosting his features.

“You know, you could have refused me,” he said, caressing your jaw with his thumb, “but you just couldn’t resist being touched, could you?”

You said nothing, and he kicked up into your pussy again, just hard enough that it hurt.

“Could you?” he repeated.

You bowed your head, rutting your hips faster. “No, sir.”

“Are you aware of how pathetic you are, little girl? Dropping to your knees without hesitation at the request of an older man you hardly know?”

Your tongue darted to the corner of your mouth, knitting your brows as you neared your release, your face prickling with embarrassment. He kicked you again, licking his lips at the way you sobbed, the jolt of pain only adding to the immense, rapturous pleasure that was building up in your belly.

“I said-“

“-Yes, yes, I know I’m pathetic! Just- please.” You slowed for a moment, stopping to catch your breath, and he urged you on with yet another merciless thrust to your heat.

“Keep going.”

You sped up, moaning loudly, and then it was too much, your eyes rolling back as your wet cunt made use of the expensive leather shoe beneath it.

“-oh fuck-“ you sighed, and then came Mr. Langdon’s expected kick between your legs, most of his directed aggression falling upon your swollen clit.

Your body spasmed, and before you knew what was happening, you came, spots of white and red and gray obscuring your vision. Only once you’d recovered from the mind-numbing orgasm, and you saw the unmistakable anger flashing behind Mr. Langdon’s hooded eyes, did it dawn on you that you’d sorely fucked up.

You gulped.

“Did you just cum?” he asked, voice deceptively calm and even.

“N-no…” you lied, digging yourself into an even deeper hole, fingernails worsening the runs in your stockings.

He pulled his foot out from between your legs, rolling his ankle as he examined the glistening slick that now coated his shoe. “You just came.”

“I’m so sorry, sir, I didn’t mean to, I swear-“

“-You stupid, useless little slut.” He grabbed you by your hair, administering a painful tug that was strong enough to bring you to your feet. He pushed you back until the desk was cutting into your ass, manhandling you until you were propped up on the edge. Up until now, he’d been entirely composed and collected when dealing with you; this was the first time you saw real rage entwining with his angelic features, and you had to admit, it frightened you.

He pulled your skirt up crudely to your waist before hooking his fingers into the waistband of your panties and removing them in one fluid motion.

Without a word, he returned to his desk drawer, rifling around inside until he found whatever he was looking for- you didn’t dare move a muscle as you waited for him to come back.

“I didn’t want to have to use this on you, seeing that this was only your first time being disciplined,” he said, bringing a slender wooden paddle into view and leveling it in his hands. “But it appears that you’ve left me no choice.”

He strode over to you, wrenching your legs apart so that your flushed cunt was on full display for him. “Put your hands on your thighs. Oh, and I’d strongly advise for you to stay still and keep your legs spread, unless you want to make things worse for yourself.”

You bobbed your head up and down frantically, stomach muscles clenching as you prepared for what was about to happen. You could deal with a beating on your ass, but on your pussy?

Although the idea excited you, you were still somewhat reluctant; at this point, though, what choice did you have? You put your hands down where he’d instructed, sucking your lips into your mouth as you waited with bated breath for your punishment to commence. You already knew this wasn’t going to be pleasant.

He used the paddle to spread around your wetness, tapping the corner against your clit so that you flinched. “This first one is for breaking school dress code.”

He slammed the paddle against your clit so hard that you were only able to part your lips in a silent scream; this was far more painful than when he’d spanked you with the ruler, and silently you cursed your body for betraying you like it had.

“This one is for being late.” He brought the paddle down with a loud slap and you hissed in pain, trying your best to keep your breathing steady.

“This one is for lying about how many boys have fucked you,” he continued, following his words with another harsh strike to your defenseless clit.

“This is for cumming without my permission.” This hit to your core was a particularly agonizing one; it was taking everything inside you not to close your legs, but you knew he’d only make you suffer more if you were to disobey him again.

“And this one, Ms. (y/l/n), is for lying about it.”

He slapped your pussy with the paddle one final time, your lower lip trembling as you attempted to stabilize yourself. Your cunt was on fire from both sheer ecstasy (why the hell had this turned you on?) and discomfort, and upon looking down, you could see that it was bright red and enflamed from the abuse it had endured.

“Poor thing,” he cooed, stroking your inner thighs with a feigned tenderness. He gave you a taunting pout as he put down the paddle, taking your chin between his thumb and forefinger. “Do you want me to kiss it better?”

His tone was so condescending, so syrupy sweet, that it almost sounded as though he were speaking to a baby. Still, you nodded, parting your thighs even further when he lowered himself onto his knees between them.

He peered up at you from beneath a veil of thick lashes, placing a sloppy, open-mouthed kiss on your inner thigh. You shuddered, feeling his warm tongue drag its way up your leg and to your labia, a broken cry escaping your throat when he sucked one of your lips into his mouth.

The sensation of his tongue gently gliding up your abused slit was soothing, your head lolling back as he massaged your cunt with his soft tongue. You were stricken with the urge to take a handful of his golden hair and pull him closer to you, but decided against it- it would only anger him if you behaved impatiently.

His mouth found its way to your overstimulated clit, and your lower body jerked forward the instant he enclosed his plump lips around the bud. He reached up to hold your thighs down, calloused fingertips pressing into your padded flesh as he alternated between sucking and lapping at your bundle of nerves, making your whole body shake with your impending climax.

You grunted, inadvertently bucking your hips towards his mouth, and, chuckling softly, he pulled back.

“You’ll ask permission to cum this time,” he said, silky hair tickling your inner thighs. He’d let up from his emotionless facade for a moment, heavy-lidded eyes dilated to the point where they looked almost black.

“Yes, sir,” you whispered.

He wrapped his lips around your clit, pulling it into his mouth and pressing his tongue flat against it, sending shock waves of pleasure coursing through your body. You writhed awkwardly on the desk, leaning back onto your palms as your tongue darted out to moisten your dry lips; the coil in your stomach was already starting to unwind, and you knew it would only be a matter of minutes before you were cumming again.

“Oh god,” you panted, and you swore you felt him smile against you. “I’m- sir, can I please-“

“-May I please,” he corrected, reattaching his lips to your bud as soon as the words left his mouth.

“May I please cum, sir?” You were hardly able to form a sentence, teetering so close to the edge, but you couldn’t disappoint Mr. Langdon again.

“Hm,” he murmured, locking eyes with you as he guided your clit into his mouth one final time, swirling his tongue over it in leisurely, drawn-out motions. Then, without warning, he released your clit from his mouth with a pop, a wicked grin creeping across his lips.

“No.”

“W-what?” you stuttered, taken aback. Was he really going to leave you high and dry like this? Was he that sadistic and evil?

He stood up, dusting off his pants where he’d been kneeling. “I said no. You certainly don’t deserve it after the number of times you blatantly disobeyed me today. Now clean yourself up and get out. I have work to do.”

You merely gaped at him, eyes big and glassy as tears of frustration threatened to escape them. His lips were glossy from a mixture of saliva and your juices, curved upwards at the corners as he regarded your desperate state.

Pushing off the desk, you adjusted your skirt so that it sufficiently covered everything, bowing your head as you did. You were disappointed, but this had been a punishment, so you shouldn’t have expected any kind of reward anyway.

Still, though, you couldn’t help but feel duped.

Mr. Langdon sat down at his desk, looking just as pristine as he had when you’d first arrived at his office. He tilted his head to one side, raising his eyebrows expectantly. “I trust that you’ve learned your lesson?”

“I don’t know,” you said, eyes glinting mischievously. “I might need to come back a few more times just to be sure.”

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apprentice-nylah · 6 years

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The Arcana - Book 19 - The Sun

Another update is here! Read under the cut for first reactions and some further discussion and maybe some theorycrafting. I only read through Nadia’s route.

A non-spoiler review if you want one. I think this book gives probably the most answers about Nadia and Lucio’s past together and the exact reason why she married a worm like him. It also gives a lot of mechanics for exactly how the Devil turns people into demons and what is required. I think as far as information is concerned, there isn’t like... a huge revelation, but there is a lot of little interesting bits of backstory/information that’s worth reading.

- Ah yes, Valerius.

- “Play along”

- So does he not realize we’re in the Hierophant's realm?

- So he was pissed about Nadia being an “outsider” and trying to run Vesuvia probably more like Prakra is/was. I can understand that. I think, like in the real world, that institutions sometimes needs to change, but I understand his thought process, though I disagree with it.

- So did the Devil take advantage of him in his “weakened” state and forcibly bind him? We know from Volta that she was somewhat tricked into it, but she did agree to his deal.

- Yeah, he was fully unaware. Interesting.

- Three years ago???

- So he’s been doing this “slippery slope” thing of sorts. Making little deals here and there, likely for the Devil to condition him to make bigger ones in the future.

- Orderly vs Chaotic. Sounds like a certain Templar vs Assassin storyline I know of.

- Oh no he didn’t. “They should have thought of that before they became poor.” Okay, any sympathy I had for him is just gone. I absolutely hate that thought process.

- “Look at what you’ve become.”

- He’s still an ass, even though he’s “humbly” admitting his fear and asking for help.

- Ooo the Hierophant. I wonder what exactly fixing Valerius did in regards to restoring the Hierophant.

- Good, we’re getting something of an explanation.

- Merging the worlds together...

- It seems like the timeline of three years pops up a lot.

- So in turning humans into demons, does he siphon/steal power from an Arcana in order to do so?

- Valarius’ embarrassed face is the best thing ever. He’s just like fuk.

- So Volta and Vlastomil were Temperance and Justice.

- THAT LITTLE POTATO CREATURE. OH VOLTA HONEY

- “What about the tarot deck” (Though I will play through again and ask “Who else is missing”

- Nadia lol. If he wasn’t such a dick, I’d almost feel sorry for Valerius over the Spanish Inquisition she’s giving him.

- Alone with Nadia in a vineyard...

- Abandoned tower... You’re not going to do what I think you’re going to do, are you?????

- “Let’s get... Historical~”

- Ahhhh Nadia’s smirk is literally my favorite of her facial expressions. Please you’re going to kill me queen.

- I still am over the moon when she says she loves the apprentice.

- “Is she... biting her?”

- I’m thinking “Nadia leans down, lips brushing lightly against the back of my teeth. I can just barely feel the hint of teeth.” was a typo. Probably it’s meant to be the back of my neck.

- Nadia is fucking marking the apprentice.

- Ugh, it’s always back at the palace. That’s okay, I’ll wait.

- Lucio what the fuck.

- “Don’t talk to me.” I hate you, but get him Valerius,

- Lucio...

- Breaking a deal with the Devil now that he has what he wants seems... ill-advised. But who am I.

- “Are you kidding me?”

- “Stronger than me.” That’s a cute idea Lucio.

- I can just hear Nadia’s exasperated “shut up.”

- You better fucking tell us what that deal was Lucio

- MAKE HIM BEG.

- Also, there’s my favorite music again.

- “Apologize to Nadia. Right now.” FuCkeR

- Airing out their marital problems here is probably not the best idea, but I want to hear more of what went on to be honest.

- Good point, she’s a princess and he’s a count. She was technically marrying down.

- If all he gave her was a headache, I’m still interested to know why exactly she married him. She doesn’t seem like the type of person (nor does Prakra seem like the type of place) for an arranged marriage.

- Oh, never mind, we’re getting an answer.

- He was a whim LOL. He begged her to save Vesuvia. And she thought it would be her moment to prove herself.

- Okay so basically this is telling me I need to tweak my apprentice’s backstory a bit, because she was supposed to assassinate Lucio and get Nadia put in charge, but she was doubtful about it. But now we know she basically married Lucio to be in charge and run the city... Okay.

- So Lucio is just a bitter, jealous man. About literally everything. Can’t stand to see anyone succeeding without him.

- At least he’s fucking admitting she’s better off without him.

- And he’s admitting the apprentice is better than him.

- She’s really making him squirm over this lmfao.

- So basically this is a reality check for a serial narcissist.

- To be honest, I wonder if Lucio is supposed to be a metaphor for Donald Trump... Nadia says he has no shame. He’ll do anything to get what he wants. Thinks he matters more than everyone in the world. Gets jealous and angry when he’s not the center of attention. Don’t @ me.

- Ugh.. I really don’t want to help him, but I’m sure he’ll be helpful in some way later. Plus one less person as an underling to the Devil is probably worth it. So “I’ll help him. For you.”

- Valerius and the Hierophant are legitimately the same person when they’re both normal.

- Did we finally get our body back???

- Oo, no more red eye’d Lucio.

- IS SHE GOING TO FUCKING MURDER HIM???

That was a wild ride. So basically the Devil’s goal is to merge the two worlds, which is a bad idea. What a surprise. I think the information about some of the particulars about demons was interesting. It seems like it’s not one deal of “I want power, make me a demon.” Or at least, not for Valerius. Whereas Volta made it sound like her deal was like a single thing, though perhaps she was making deals with the Devil and that’s what caused her to be starving. Weaken her resolve so that when the Devil wanted to turn her, she was so desperate that she accepted. Sounds like that’s what happened to Valerius at least. And that the Devil basically weakens an Arcana to grant the demon powers. Or something. I do wonder since Valerius and the Hierophant seem really similar, like human and Arcana counterparts, if Temperance and Justice are going to be like the Arcana versions of Volta and Vlastomil.

As far as the Lucio thing goes, I’ve always been a believer that Lucio was an abusive spouse. Not physically, but he was emotionally and/or mentally. I think this chapter gave a little more light that the devs were “technically” right that their relationships wasn’t necessarily abusive in the conventional sense, but more that he was just jealous and selfish, he held her back. And as a result, started down a path of self-doubt and complacency. I don’t know if I’d consider that “abuse” but it’s certainly not healthy for Nadia and their relationship, regardless of what you label it as, was 100% toxic. He begged her to help him save Vesuvia and when she was competent at it, even more than he was, he was angry/jealous about her success. I’d think a normal ruler (like Nadia) would be supportive of the person they begged for help being successful and would know what to stay out of the way. But of course, Lucio isn’t a good ruler.

I am going to go through and play it a couple of times to try different options, but I thought the book was generally pretty good. It seems like we’re starting to reach endgame. The apprentice has their body back, fully realized their power as the Fool, freed Lucio and we’ll find out his fate next book probably, and are starting to gather Arcana allies to fight the Devil.

Judgment is next. Part of that will probably be the judgment of Lucio. But beyond that, I’m not 100% sure what to expect. Perhaps some storylines in Julian and Asra’s routes will have some indirect clues of the next step.

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rem-is-best-almond · 7 years

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Thoughts on the Special DwD Event あなたも私もホントはアクマか!？Are you and I both Devils?! (01.05.2016)

After almost 2 years of waiting for a DVD release for this event, I decided to take it upon myself to use Twitter’s shitty search engine to search Event Reports for it and I honestly don’t regret it??? But at the same time it just added to my salt that this won’t be seeing a DVD release anytime soon :))))))

Note: Contains Spoilers, proceed with Caution though since we all won’t be seeing this any time soon or probably EVER, might as well just spoil yourself 8D These are all based off a detailed Report I read on twitter IN JAPANESE about the full event and it’s the closest I will ever get to experiencing it (which I really REALLY want to) so your guess is just as good as mine unless you don’t understand Japanese then feel free to ask me anything :D

THIS.EVENT.WAS.THE.BOMB.

It was a flurry of Emotions even for me, who basically just read a Report for it so imagine if I actually was there???

Basically, you could call this event something that was meant to be remembered for both the cast and the audience and it’s honestly a shame we won’t have anything to remember it by (Except for Event Reports and I’m SOOO thankful to that person who went through all that scribbling on her note pad throughout the whole 2 sessions JUST to write a full detailed report on it, you’re the True MVP) .

Though onto the actual content during this event, they actually went with something like a Musical Short Story with some fun seiyuu corners in between scripts. The event being split into two sessions: Day and Night, have different titles for the short stories similar to how the anime episodes were titled; The Day session was titled “The Charleston of Reminiscence and Dreams” and The Night Session, “The Minuet of Reunions and Farewells”. Though both sessions are basically the same story, they actually have 2 different outcomes. Meaning if you only bought the Ticket for the Day session, you wouldn’t be able to see the other outcome of the story and vice versa.

Like, can you believe it?? That this whole event was basically built on the concept of having a choice like in an interactive Visual Novel and the choice was whether you bought the Ticket for the Night session or The Day session X’DD Though those who were willing to pay for twice the price for both Tickets get the best of both worlds and Avex (The main organizer) gets them ticket sales yet doesn’t release a DVD for the Event :))) (I’m salty OK?)

Back to the topic at hand, you can say that this short story was something like a mildly self aware alternative timeline set after the events of the anime that was also the producer’s personal crack fic… with its own good and bad end…yeah, this was wild but it was a good kind of wild and everybody cried at the end (Of the Night session that is, details coming up) so :’D

Here’s a summary of the story…or basically the whole story www:

The story starts off with Lindo narrating about the life of the Tachibana family four months after the events of the Anime ( Which is around the time of this event, Avex you genius), he and Ritsuka continued going to school whereas Maria continues her career as a Translator. Lindo apparently still trains his exorcist skills but of course, hopes that he wouldn’t have to use it again. He then talks about the atmosphere around the school being lonely, noting how lifeless the school’s greenhouse was, or how there wasn’t anybody kicking down classroom doors now, or that weird student flying up and down from the third floor,neither is the pomeranian that was constantly yelping nor that weird chorus that came out from the Third Library every time he passed by it, but most importantly how there wasn’t signs saying “Mushrooms are strictly prohibited” around the school compound anymore, other than that, life was fine and dandy for this Siscon. On Top of that, Ritsuka’s frilly apron was officially his now as he’s mainly the one doing the cooking in the house www

Meanwhile in the Demon realm, Glax calls upon Rem and gives him a brand new mission to accomplish and that is *drum rolls* to host a Radio broadcasting program and win the heart of all the civilians in the demon realm to vote for him as king now that Maksis is revived wwwwww Urie and Mage wish Rem good luck and were off to spend their own leisure time before he pulls them back and says that Glax wanted the four of them to host it wwww Urie tries to find an excuse saying that he was busy preparing for a party with his butterflies and Mage says that he had to give his underlings Training until Shiki, being the one that actually doesn’t mind joining, chimes in and says that if they hosted the Radio Program in the middle of the night, the broadcast tower in the demon realm might just be able to transmit its signals to the Human realm as well which means that Ritsuka might be able to listen to their program and Urie and Mage were officially in with the group lol.

They then proceed to think of a Title for their Program and decided to go with Shiki’s idea: All Night Makai (Basically All Night Demon Realm www). To which Mage, Urie and Rem (Rather adorably) say out the title in a rather confused tone, splitting the three words in random places among the three of themselves until Shiki got annoyed and asked if they just hated him that much that they aren’t including him in their mini charade and the three of them say that there’s just a weird sense of Deja Vu as if they had experienced the very same thing somewhere… like this was another timeline. The four of them ponder about this with Urie noting that it’s probably true as he had caught wind about how the activation of the Forbidden Grimoire had caused several Parallel worlds to occur which resulted in a confused Mage as he struggles to keep up with their ‘foreign’ language though still mistakes Jikansen (Timelines) for Shinkansen (Bullet Train) in Japanese LMAO. Rem basically explains the game mechanics of the DwD game describes it as two different doors that lead you to several outcomes depending on which door you choose and Mage finally gets it by saying that “It’s just like a Game!” (To which I snickered cause this level of foreshadowing is glorious).

The four of them got back to coming up with a content for their program and came to a conclusion that they’d each do their own mini segments: Urie’s lectures on “Amor” : A sure way to gain the heart of your beloved’ (Urie has some glorious English www) , Rem’s “I’ll tell you what really happened back then” (in which he tells you something you didn’t know about certain scenes involving him in the anime lololol), Mage’s ハジゲテイッチャワ(whatever-the-fuck-those-Katakana-actually-mean) NIGHT and Shiki’s ‘Are you shivering with excitement tonight?” (Where he attempts to make you go ゾクゾクするね～ with him). The program ended up being a success and managed to rake in a 90% rating but Shiki just had to pour cold water over the other 3 saying that it’s because they’re the only Radio broadcasting program in the Demon realm LMFAO. The four then pondered about whether Ritsuka was able to listen to their midnight program.

Back in the Human realm, Lindo decides to listen to some Radio after completing his daily exorcist training and actually comes across their Program but doesn’t recognize any of their voices and isn’t able to catch the pun in the Title wwwww. He thinks of letting Ritsuka listen to it but it dawned on him that she was having a sleep over at Azuna’s and laments that it’d be a long night without her XD At Azuna’s place, Azuna presented Ritsuka with an assortment of Creampuffs from Ritsuka’s favorite pastry shop, Aspiration (In the night session, Azuna’s showing her newly bought pink pajamas instead) when she suddenly sighs in relief much to Azuna’s confusion. Ritsuka confesses that she had a nightmare where she dreamt of Azuna dying protecting her and was just glad that it was all just a dream ;;; Azuna says that she’s had the same dream too and wonders if it’s something that happens in another Timeline ( geez, I wonder :”)) ) but tells Ritsuka if that were true, she wouldn’t regret a single thing about it, because Ritsuka’s her precious friend. Ritsuka responds saying that she too would do anything to save her if Azuna ever got into trouble. Kaze no yokan starts playing and Ritsuka and Azuna took turns singing each verse, ending it with a duet during the final altered verse of the song.

The scene changes back to the demon realm and Mage has some big news for the other 3. He heard news about the Forbidden Door connected to the Human realm (I’m assuming it’s the Gates of Gehenna?), which was said to open only once every 99 years, was going to be open in a few days and says that he’s jumping on the chance to go back to the human realm. Urie and Shiki decide that they’re going too but Rem hesitates, saying that there isn’t a reason for them to go there ;w; ( Boy was probably worried about Glax being furious at his departure…) The others urge him to be more open about what he truly wishes for and this is where the script cuts to a session featuring exclusive monologues for each boy (including Lindo), talking about the what ifs of their relationship with Ritsuka (kinda disappointed that the monologue was the same for Rem in both sessions but eh whatever, he had a solo performance at the end after all lol) . The session ends with the Reprise version of Mademoiselle (which had the same arrangement as the one sung by the stage play cast in the first musical, slow and rather bittersweet).

Rem finally decides that he really wants to go see Ritsuka (after 4 months of not seeing her XDD) but rejects Urie’s idea of fooling his father into thinking that they were at the broadcast station by pre-recording their weekly radio program (in the Day session, he agrees to go along with it) and instead says that he’ll try his best to inform his father about this straightforwardly. At night, the gate finally opens and the four of them enter it while hoping that wherever they end up at isn’t a threat to their lives =v= (Shiki on the other hand wants that to happen ww) The four of them ended up arriving back at the third library and the music for Warewa Shikou Gakuen Setokai starts playing (cause why the hell not). Meanwhile, Lindo and Azuna are on their way to the third library after witnessing his exorcist pendant glowing brightly and as Lindo puts it: ‘Fiercely saying “Say Yes!”’(Yeah, wtf lmao) when Ritsuka comes running after them, saying that her king crown was glowing too, much to Lindo’s dismay as he had told her to stay at home wwww. The three of them burst into the library and came face to face with the four devils, much to Ritsuka’s joy as she happily greeted all of them but of course, Rem first :3 The trio immediately surrounded her (before Rem could get to her I assume www) and are onto their usual banter about who she had wanted to see first but is warded off by Azuna’s holy water (reference to episode 8 www) lol. Lindo whines about Ritsuka not listening to him by choosing to chase after them and the trio chirped about how that’s so Ritsuka lmao. While they’re at it, Rem and Ritsuka reconcile with each other and Dance with Destinies starts playing, before being cut off after the first verse as Rem proposes that there is another way that they could be together.

Day Session Ending: Before Rem could make a decision, Glax bursts into the scene, furious that Rem tricked him. It’s revealed that Rem’s excuse for not being able to obtain the Grimoire was because he chose to help a human, which Glax already considers a punishable sin so finding out that it wasn’t only a human but the grimoire itself, Glax drags the four of them back to the Demon realm, saying that he would engrave it in Rem’s body to never do such a thing again as an Arlond ;;; Ritsuka is heartbroken but Azuna and Lindo reassure her that they would definitely meet again someday. We then cut to a scene where Rem laments about how weak he was for not being able to confront his father about his decision and vows to be stronger so that he could see her again someday.

Night Session Ending: Dance with Destinies starts playing again at the fourth verse and the lyrics are adapted for Rem. He chooses to live as a human beside Ritsuka and the trio note how he has changed and are amused at what possibilities the future would have for the 2 of them. Lindo (Hatano Wataru was unexpectedly crying at this point lol :”) ) asks if that was even possible, and Urie tells him that there’s actually plenty of devils living in the human realm in the guise of regular people and points to the crowd below the stage XD Mage then exclaims to the crowd that from now on, they’re Rem’s senpais when it comes to living in the human world ( AWWWWW). Shiki notices Lindo crying but he denies it and says that it was just his holy water and tearfully says SARUBESHII LMFAO (This part was mostly an ad-lib because it was unexpected www). The story comes to an end as Rem promises Ritsuka to never let her go no matter what and that the both of them will walk together towards the future.

Ah, what can I say, this short story (yeah, short XD) was actually pretty fun and filled with all sorts of emotions. The thing that I’m most surprised about is how Timelines were brought up quite a few times in this story and they even managed to have it related to the activation of the Grimoire. I liked the fact that it was self-aware that it could be a different Timeline on its own (which it was, judging by how Azuna was alive in this story and its rather cracky moments) and honestly thought that it was much more ‘Timeline -themed’ than the movie was even though the theme of the movie was supposed to be “Timelines”. The nods towards the game’s existence and how the different routes in it can also be described as timelines was honestly creative imo and it’s just such a shame that the movie didn’t utilized this concept. Although the songs were mostly reused, I liked the fact that some of the lyrics and music arrangements were adapted to fit the current situation and I thought that it was a pretty smart move by the producers to maintain a sort of live musical feel to it. The only disappointment I have is that I wish Ritsuka had more dialogue and that she’d be the one to narrate the first few lines of the story instead of Lindo. Like I want to hear her thoughts on life after the events of the anime and of course her thoughts on Rem and the others being gone, it felt that she had more of a passive voice in this story and I can’t help but wonder if it’s the producers attempt to not make the story ‘too’ RemRitsu inclined but eh, at least we got a live duet lol (I’ll just hope that they’re saving it for a more serious sequel, let a girl dream). Another thing worth mentioning in this story and probably my most favourite part of it, is the relationship between the four devils. They had so many comical dialogue with each other it’s hard not to love them in this story :3 I also really liked how Lindo narrated the story at the beginning with how oblivious he is about why those things were missing in school www. This is especially hilarious if you know just who those quirky habits belong to =w= Glax and surprisingly, Holland (in Rem’s segment of the radio program) do make an appearance in this story but only as voice recordings, to which I wonder who voiced Holland lol (I hope it’s Subaru =v= ).

As for the seiyuu part of this event. there was actually a segment in between the script where they had to respond to comments from the fans in the audience and decide whether they’re a human or a devil in the day session wwwww , whereas they had to respond to comments about the anime in the night session (Reader: Hatano Wataru). I found it pretty sweet that they actually try to make out who was the person that wrote the comment in the crowd and acknowledge them especially that part where Souma asked a fan if they’re saying her pen name right www (They were debating whether it’s said as U-S-A or just usa lol). Like I mentioned in my summary of the story, Hatano Wataru cried during the finale of the story but managed to stabilize his voice when he was singing Unmei no Coda and BL(U)CK BASIS (short versions of both) right after. He explains that the reason for his tears was that he thought that scene with Souma and Himika was beautiful (He’s such a proud senpai ;w;) so everyone starts calling him Mama Lindo lolol (Souma: Okaa-san? XD). The final cast comments came after Pentacle’s version of Kakusei no air (Which actually has an official recording but it’s only available in the 1st volume of the BD for the anime :”D) and things got emotional for everyone, especially Souma as he started crying during his turn ( He was kinda holding it back all this time) ;;; I actually translated his comment but I haven’t posted it here so here it is:

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Honestly, it’s really such a shame and an even bigger Mystery as to why this Event didn’t have a DVD release. So much heart was put into it only for it to remain as only a memory OTL At first, I thought it was mainly Rejet’s problem but turns out, it was Avex who was the main organiser and I’m just so???? Though I jokingly think that it’s because the cameraman forgot to record the whole event so they couldn’t make a DVD =v= I honestly hope that isn’t what really happened though cause it’d be really 何で神様？！ORZ and I’d feel really bad for the Cast cause the songs that they only get to perform once live didn’t get recorded , to think that Souma really wanted a DVD release as well…

Overall, this event was indeed a special one and I’ll forever be salty that it won’t be having a DVD release nor an official recording album for the event-adapted songs. Why wasn’t this the movie instead?

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In-depth Character Sheet

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FULL NAME: Bonbon Charbonneau MEANING: “Charcoal Chocolate”, essentially. Meant to refer to a nasty outside, but sweet inside. NICKNAME: Bon, Bonnie, BB, Bunny. MEANING: No one wants to say her repetitive full name, lmfao. AGE: 20 BIRTHDAY: December 5th. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Sagittarius. GENDER: Cis Female. ALLERGIES: None. SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Pansexual / Panromantic. THEME SONG(S): (Octospy) (Normal) (Octoqueen)

APPEARANCE HAIR COLOR: Pastel pink, bordering on white. HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: A pair of super long tentacles, styled in two buns. EYES COLOR: Lilac, with star-shaped pink pupils. HEIGHT: 3′11′‘ | 119.38 cm. WEIGHT: 69 lbs | 31.3 kg. OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: Lolita, essentially. Really girly and proper. Occasionally will dress way, way, down, usually during or after a tournament. DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): Bio-luminescent “freckles” all over her body. SELF CARE(MAKE UP): Lots. Usually winged eyeliner and scarlet eye-shadow. FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: Prissy, proper, elegant. SKIN COLOR: Dark brown. BODY TYPE/BUILD: Pear-shaped. Large thighs, strong, long legs, and slightly toned biceps. DEFAULT EXPRESSION: A small, haughty smile, with half-lidded mischievous eyes. POSTURE: Straight, hands usually on hips, Weight leaning to one side. PIERCINGS: None, presently. DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: Her voice is very confident despite not being relatively loud. She speaks without filler words or stammers. It has a very regal sound to it, where her words are careful to come out, but dance upon the air with grace. Statements tend to end with a crescendo, regardless of whether or not it is a question. Exaggerates words frequently. Strict pronunciation. Extremely proper. (Voice Claim)

RELATIONSHIPS MOM: Céleste Charbonneau HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: When she’s feeling playful, Céleste is definitely the one she runs to. She gets along with her well, although her mother’s extroverted energy does grow tiresome and she eventually retreats to her own room for solitude. DAD: Clair Charbonneau HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: He is the sensible one of the family. She finds herself closer to him than her sometimes eccentric mother. They spend a lot of time together, reading books and watching movies. He did most of her homeschooling, alongside hiring well-established tutors, before deciding that he would release her into the world. If she knew the decision to deafen her was his, she might be more inclined to be less loving. SIBLINGS: None. HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: N/A. CHILDREN: None. HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: N/A. PAST LOVER(S): N/A. CURRENT LOVER: N/A. REACTION TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW: She makes snap decisions on whether or not the person is worth her time. By default, she’s very smug and arrogant, finding them to be more of a thing to play with than someone to converse with. She’s not above manhandling someone to make them more amusing to her. ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: She attempts to take charge and do all of the work to get out of the circumstance of having to work with anyone. When she must cooperate, though, she is relatively tolerable, for she doesn’t want to screw someone else (unless it benefits her) over. LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: Shy, anxious. She doesn’t like reminders of herself. She’ll goad them to make them do something. She definitely tries to invoke some sort of other trait out of them. PARENTAL TYPE(PROTECTIVE,ETC): Her parents were both extremely overprotective of her, a trait she fails to displace when she has children. They were very lenient with her as well, besides the whole ruining her early life, making her more prone to gently guiding her children without imposing her will onto them.

PERSONALITY ...WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM: Confident. Placid. Elegant. ...AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU): Excitable. Bubbly. Childish. ...AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU): Sarcastic. Sassy. Snide. FAVORITE COLOR: Lilac. FAVORITE FOOD: Tea and cream-filled pastries! FAVORITE ANIMAL: Cats, spiders. FAVORITE ELEMENT: Air. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Grey. LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Eggs LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: Shark HOBBIES: Singing, dancing, shopping, and video gaming. USUAL MOOD: Relaxed. Calm. DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: Nope. She drinks very, very infrequently. DARK VERSION OF SELF: gestures at the octospy verse LIGHT VERSION OF SELF: gestures at inkling idol verse HOW SERIOUS ARE THEY: She holds herself relatively seriously. CLASS IN AN RPG: Cleric, Archer, Mage. BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Kinda, yeah. (IN)DEPENDENT: Independent. VULNERABILITY: Hearing problems. Mentions of war. Divulged secrets. OPINION ON SWEARING: Abominable. DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: Daredevil. MUSIC TYPE: She’s fond of so many genres, provided it’s not ear-shattering. She can find the best in all types of music. MOVIE TYPE: So bad, it’s good / Romance / Thriller BOOK TYPE: Adventure / Mystery / Romance COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: About 65 F. SLEEPING PATTERN: Sleeps about 8-10 hours a day. CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: Obsessively neat. DESIRED PET: Either a tarantula or a kitten. HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: Sleeping, or reading books. BIGGEST SECRET: Her song and dance are fueled by her synaesthesia. HERO/WHO THEY LOOK UP TO: Her grandmother, Nia Di Napoli. WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE: Cat FEARS: Silence, large bodies of water, loneliness. COMFORTS: Sensory objects, tactility, sleeping.

HOW DO THEY REACT TO… DANGER: Face it head on. She’s very cocksure. SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM: Tease and torment. She’d egg them on and flirt with them, knowing she’s just grinding them beneath her heel. PROPOSAL TO MARRY: Lighting up! Squealing! Storm of kisses! Lots of touching. God knows her voice is going to reach killer wail levels of painful pitch. DEATH OF LOVED ONE: Wailing, violence, shutting down as a whole. Non-stop aggression. DIFFICULT GAME/MATH/ETC: Continue trying, nonstop---literally. Someone’s gonna have to intervene. INJURY: Grin and bear it. SOMETHING IRRESISTIBLY CUTE: Lip biting. Grabby hands. Lighting up, again. Bouncing on her heels.

HISTORY BIOGRAPHY: Born a synaesthetic, Lady Charbonneau’s family fretted for her sensitive hearing. As a result, they silenced and removed her from the world, raising her as if she had been deaf from birth. Their only child remained a mystery to most of Inkopolis, locked behind closed doors for her own “safety”. Her close friend, Nia Di Napoli, frequently removed the headphones that muted everything, helping her solidify the courage to defy their decision while giving her the opportunity to adapt to sounds she had yet to experience.

This habit of babying her remained throughout her adolescence. Despite training efficiently in self-defense, and constant attempts at proving herself worthy of respect, her family reciprocated with buying out her Turf War matches and downplaying her ability. Finding that out coaxed her into sneaking into the Adult Ranked Matches late at Inkopolis Tower, where they couldn’t bribe people into losing. Of course, dealing with high ranked squids while being only C- yourself grew tiresome, but persistence eventually brought her to S+ at age 17.

Desperate to receive some fragment of respect, Bonbon put herself up for drafting come her eighteenth birthday. The Charbonneau family has a long-standing history of war, benefiting troops through monetary and physical means. One of the elders, Bourbon Charbonneau, fought valiantly as a captain in the Great Turf War hundreds of years ago. Keeping up the legacy, she thought, was her only chance of being her own person.

While every decision has seemingly furthered her depression, she continues on a path already tread in the hopes that such a safe route will bring about some sort of reward, even if it isn’t bountiful. Another option for her, her ability to sing entrancing songs, lies in wait, hoping to be utilized.

FIRST APPEARANCE: A mysterious, minuscule pinkling took a tournament by storm without even giving a word as to her age, rank, or background... and donated the proceeds to charity?

KNOWLEDGE LANGUAGES: Inkling, Sign Language, Human French, Written Octarian, Learning Hylian. SCHOOLING LEVEL: College student, essentially. FAVORITE SUBJECT (S): Linguistics and Theatre INTERESTED CAREERS: She wishes she knew. She’d love to actually sing, though. EXPERTISE: Theatre, Song and Dance. CHEMISTRY: A MATH: A LANGUAGE: A+ GEOGRAPHY: B POLITICS/LAW: B- COOKING: F, until she pays off the teacher. MECHANICS: C BOTANY (FLOWERS): A MYTHOLOGY: A DRAMATICS(ACTING,SINGING): A+++

READING LEVEL: College graduate. HOW GOOD ARE THEY AT PLANNING AHEAD: Always have a plan!

ROMANCE . DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: Definitely. She’s very needy and you’ll know it immediately. HOW DO THEY ACT(SHY,ETC): While very avoidant when crushing, she’s super clingy and affectionate when dating. GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: Ladylike with a dash of klutzy. She shows her real side if she really trusts her partner, so they have to deal with a near 180 of the persona she shows on a daily basis. GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: Jump into! She puts all her apples in one basket. PROTECTIVE: Extremely. She’s very feral and primitive at times. ACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: Her lover has to be her best friend. WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: She actively stalks her partner’s wishlists or things they see as they cruise around together, and has them anonymously delivered, as it she wasn’t obvious. If she hasn’t a clue, she’ll start sending dorky things she thinks are nice to try to gauge their interest. TYPE OF KISSER: She steals small kisses, before elongating them with lots of lip tugging. Definitely fond of it. The type to really get into it. DO THEY WANT KIDS: Not really, but can be easily persuaded. DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: Yes. MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: She has a tendency to make bad ones, but hopefully her partner corrects that. :^) Or at least doesn’t let her. ARE THEY ROMANTIC: Yes, albeit cheesy and dorky deep down... HOW ARE THEY IN BED: She prefers to be dominant, and that’s all I’ll say. GET JEALOUS EASY: Not if she is trusting of her partner, but she is definitely very anxious and wonders if she’s good enough frequently. WIFE/HUBBY BEATER: Uh, no. MARRY FOR MONEY: click this. FAVORITE SEX POSITION: uh WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON THEIR DREAM DATE: A nice long exploration through untraveled territory---just the two of them. Lots of hand-holding, kisses, and cuddles. Good food would definitely seal the deal as the best date ever. OPINION ON SEX: She’s yet to form one, although she’s occasionally thirsty. It doesn’t really come to her often. As long as it’s consensual, she’s down for anything.

#holy length batman #finally. finally slams this shit down holy #im not entirely appeased by my theme choice but i have too many songs #and its just so long ple a se #no more #✧.° ⦙ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʟᴏsᴇ. — ❪ & dash games. ❫

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