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#lol please they're so dumb together i love them
hood-ex · 1 year
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Dick and Tim's banter never gets old.
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astonmartinii · 8 months
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insta au req about reader and charles being best friends and a rift comes between them because of his girlfriend(or whoever!!) and reader and max finally get together and she shades ferrari and charles purrrrr (if not i totally get it queen love u loads)
into the arms of another | max verstappen social media au
pairing: max verstappen x reader
after charles leaves her out in the cold, y/n falls into the arms of another.
part two part three
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yourusername: dumb and dumber: vacation edition
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user1: they're really just the definition of no thoughts behind the eyes
user2: it's crazy cause we all know you have to be smart to drive an f1 car and she has a literal degree in architecture but they are always in the most insane situations ever
charles_leclerc: that's my private jet don't call me dumb
yourusername: *rented, dumbass
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user3: they're friendship goals like perfect example of platonic soulmates and male and female friendship
arthurleclerc: so like what does a man need to do for a feature on your instagram?
yourusername: soz arth, step ur aesthetic up x
user4: oh to be besties with an f1 driver
user5: wait so like all the leclercs and their gfs went on this holiday, right?
user6: yeah arthur’s and lorenzo’s gfs have posted about being there
user5: so it’s kinda muggy that y/n refused to post the girls?
user6: not really she’s posted with the girls loads i think y’all just want an excuse to be mad at her
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charles_leclerc: summer spent with the best people
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user8: no y/n ....
user9: did yall see that tweet about the girl who met y/n in corsica when charles left her stranded on the beach to walk home on her own
user8: what ???
joristrouche: love you brother
charles_leclerc: best mate
user10: the vibes have shifted, the atmosphere is weird and the absence of y/n is the centre of it
user11: i fear i've seen this film before and y/n is defo getting iced out because charles in back in a relationship
user12: noooooo i thought he'd matured past that after the last time he fucked y/n off for a girlfriend
user13: babes please stop expecting so much from men
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pierregasly: you look sunburnt calmar, did you leave it at home cause y/n isn't there to remind you?
charles_leclerc: she's here and i have been putting it on the sun just has it out for me
yourusername: i tried pierre, believe me
user14: well this is fucking awkward
user15: charles is not beating the allegations of forgetting about y/n while in a relationship LOL
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maxverstappen1: simply lovely to win my home race again. the orange army never disappoint and i'm so thankful for all the support here this weekend
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user20: call me a conspiracy theorist BUT he thanked the orange army and the support separately i.e. Y/N Y/LN
user21: now you bitches usually jump to conclusions, but i'm hearing you this time
martingarrix: next set just gonna be super max on a two hour loop
maxverstappen1: i'll be there
user22: i'm sorry i'm new here why is y/n being in max's garage such a big deal? who is she? (gen.)
user23: y/n is charles' best friend, they've known each other since childhood and she's supported him through all levels of karting and single-seaters. though they haven't interacted too much in the public eye, max and y/n have known each other for as long as charles and max have. charles is a bit notorious for dumping y/n to the side for his girlfirend any time he's in a relationship and being inseparable once he's single again. after he ALLEGEDLY ditched her at a beach in corsica over the summer, y/n hasn't been seen with him or interacting with him online and was then in max's garage.
user24: maybe i'm messy but i genuinely want max and y/n to be together
yourusername: the red bull catering was defo worth breaking the cost cap
maxverstappen1: you're welcome any time
user25: can someone please check charles' pulse
landonorris: he looked like a cartoon with steam coming out of his ears earlier
user26: LANDO WHAT?
user27: tbf i think that's just a general side effect of driving the ferrari
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user28: in my professional shadow identification opinion, i have deduced that it is in fact max verstappen
user29: ur so delusional (i believe you)
charles_leclerc: so that's who you've been getting our vanilla and chocolate cones with
yourusername: i'm not entertaining this argument over the internet charles you know where i live
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user30: she's so much better than me i'd rip him a new asshole right here right now
arthurleclerc: please come to dinner on sunday, carla can't come and i don't wanna fifth wheel plsssssss y/n
yourusername: sorry chickie i've already got plans but give mama my love
arthurleclerc: noooooo what could be better than mama's sunday lunch
yourusername: i promise i love those dinners but i've had enough experience seventh wheeling you guys and would love time with someone who loves me for me
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user31: yall i feel like i'm in the family group chat in this comment section this feels illegal to see
user32: max is so sly with the comments he's liking but that's MY petty king
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f1: oops. charles leclerc takes championship leader max verstappen and himself out of the race at the first corner. the two did not mince their words, verstappen saying: "i tried to stay out of trouble but trouble came to me"
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user33: the way i RAN to twitter
user34: i'm not a verstappen fan but that quote goes so hard
user35: i'm all for leaving the drivers' personal lives alone but lord the tea is piping and sky cutting to y/n in max's garage? OOP
user36: no cause someone at sky has been watchign too much drive to survive because putting "charles' childhood friend" on her name banner as she's in max's garage was pure cinema
user37: charles be chatting mad shit for the man at fault
user38: leclerc drove into verstappen and perez and thought he'd manage to get out of the blame again LOL he's such a joker
user39: i think it's a good thing that y/n is skipping that dinner
user40: the way charles' gf wasn't even there this weekend and he was clearly looking for y/n in the garage
user41: the drama is too much for me to keep up with
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yourusername: only 16 years in the making but we finally got a clue
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user42: i'm going into cardiac arrest
maxverstappen1: finally now i can comment freely about my unbelievably sexy, smart and hilarious girlfriend who i love and defo haven't pined over for ten years
yourusername: awwwww maxy, if it makes you feel better i've liked you for that long as well
user43: hmmmm idk this all seems a bit fake
yourusername: babes i still fancied him when he was a lanky, spotty teenager
arthurleclerc: i can confirm this
user44: the way y/n was always so nice and constantly hyping charles and his gf in their comments ... where's charles
user45: tbf she is dating his rival
user44: oh please we all know they never hated each other and have been good friends for years, charles is just being petty
danielricciardo: never thought i'd see the day when max would grow some balls and finally ask you out
yourusername: i thought you were meant to be some great wing man, i didn't see you helping
danielricciardo: i didn't want to get ran over by charles, no thank you
user46: i'm so sad i want bestie charles and y/n back
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maxverstappen1: some girls might want to ride a ferrari but mine wants to ride a red bull
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user47: THE CAPTION? THIS MAN IS SO UNHINGED
user48: mad max returns and in the form of shady instagram captions
yourusername: but you didn't even let me drive :(
maxverstappen1: babe i love you but you don't have a license and that's a very expensive car
user49: wait don't make me depressed didn't charles say in an interview ages ago that he was going to teach y/n to drive? did this never happen?
yourusername: sorry to ruin your day but i'm still illegal on the road
landonorris: so no photo credits? i watched you guys kiss for so long to get that shot
yourusername: i didn't hear you complaining on the day
maxverstappen1: let him be lonely in peace
landonorris: that's really not the save you think it is but thanks mate
user50: i am so happy that y/n is happy but the way charles can't be happy for her relationship like she always is for me is so sad to me
user51: i get that the charles and y/n situ is sad but she's clearly happy with max leave them be
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note: hope you enjoyed my love, i hope this was kinda what you were envisioning, i'm happy with it but would be up for a part two if people want it lol xx
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maplesyrupsainz · 4 months
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙do-over | MV1˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: max verstappen x fashion designer!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au, "enemies" (exes) to lovers
warnings: i just be making shit up fr
summary: in which they meet again and rekindle their relationship much to the delight of their fans
a/n: tbh i got no idea how to do enemies to lovers so i went for like a past messy breakup nd rekindle of the relationship now they're older nd more mature or wtvr let me know what u think!!! this was a req but it was super duper vague so i jus pulled this together nd pls fr bare in mind tht im not a max verstappen fan by any stretch lol
request!!!: Enemies to lovers with Max please
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user1 new fan gained
user2 omg i rmmbr her from when she dated max & now im just rediscovering her she's sooo gorgeous wtaf
user3 i can't believe max fumbled her
user4 my competition for her hand jus tripled
user5 quadrupled more like
user6 max verstappen found dead
user7 cant wait for a new collection
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yourusername i love u 🫀🫀
user8 u are fr the coolest girl in the world
yoursister so proud of you 🥹
yourusername stop it you'll make me emotional 😭
user9 you are so so loved
user10 nothing you could've said would put us off supporting u forever🤟
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user11 Y/N IN THE LIKES I REPEAT Y/N IN THE LIKES
user12 no freaking way
user13 i need to know what's going on have they spoken since the podcast ?!!
user14 exes to lovers arc incoming🥹
user15 he's so cute
landonorris why is your comment section so full up of drama max
maxverstappen1 i didnt ask for this
user16 max is so tired of us LOL
user17 not sorry
user18 i love drama
user19 max acting dumb like he didnt post this to get her attention
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ynupdates y/n y/l/n spotted today outside a cafe with ex beau max verstappen, following the release of a podcast episode on which y/n discussed her feelings on how the relationship played out. the meet up has come after they were seen liking each other's instagram stories & posts, however the discussion they were having reportedly seemed heated and as though they were having a disagreement. rumours/theories of them rekindling their romance were rife but what is the consensus now? we are sending our love to y/n as always!
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user20 omg what is happening
user21 im so surprised she even met with him
user22 he wants her back & she cant deny him bc every girl has a soft spot for their first love
user23 agree but tbh it's probs good tht they argued or wtvr coz she isnt giving in to him she's making sure he fights for her 🤷
user24 some of u guys are delulu af
user25 what i would give to be a fly on the wall in that convo
user26 i hope he's changed or at least fr lets her move on
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user27 omg first time we've seen y/n with her guitar in ages
user28 the guitar omg
yourbff best girl in the world
yourusername i love u 🫀🫀
yoursister hard at work or hardly working?
yourusername shut up you
danielricciardo you better not be drinking tequila without me!
yourbff we wouldn't dream of it
user29 omg daniel publicly being friends with y/n !!?
user30 something is changing here
user31 there's something in the air 🤔
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danielricciardo hang tight
yourusername lol thanks??
user32 send locaysh 🤟🤟
user33 we miss u y/n
user34 omgggggg i cant wait for more designs from u
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yourbff MAX WHAT ARE YOU DOING
maxverstappen1 getting coffee what does it look like
yourbff i know you're not taking that to y/n
danielricciardo if y/bff/n msgs u ignore her
maxverstappen1 👍
user35 SOMETHING IS HAPPENING HERE
user36 is this for y/n
user37 this plus y/n's story .... the maths is mathing
user38 No freaking way
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charles_leclerc im on the edge of my seat!!
yourusername 😭 hi charles
yourbff I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING Y/N U GUYS ARE NOT SLICK
danielricciardo ignore y/bff/n
yourusername done & done
user39 im spinning around
user40 i've connected the dots
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danielricciardo have you forgiven me yet
yourbff i'll forgive max before i forgive you
maxverstappen1 have you forgiven me?
yourbff what do you think max emilian
yourusername you are not mad at all
yourbff of course not. i always loved max
yourusername 😜
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user45 oh my god it's real
user46 NO WAY IS SHE BACK IN THE PADDOCK
user47 & she said she couldn't ever be just friends with her first love...
ynupdates NO YOU'RE RIGHT
user48 they are soulmates for real
user49 i can't believe all it took was a podcast episode
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charles_leclerc i will say i am shocked but happy beyond words to have you back!
yourusername ❤️❤️ catch up soon!
danielricciardo she's back for goood
yourusername don't speak too soon
yourbff can i come
yourusername max said only if you forgive him in writing
yourbff 😑
user50 shameless 🥹🥹🥹
user51 YOU GOT THAT GLOW OF A NEW OLD RELATIONSHIP
ynupdates not you trying to pretend you aren't ecstatic
user52 i want whatever max verstappen has
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user53 the lol
ynupdates trying to pretend i care about racing😕😕😕
user54 he's down bad for her always has been always will be
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user55 they're just friends they're just friends they're just friends
user56 i dont believe it for a second
yourbff get back to work
yourusername im busy right now
yourbff oh i wonder what with
user57 max max max max
user58 she gets prettier everytime i see her
maxverstappen1 so glad to have you back on the paddock y/n ❤️
yourusername glad to be back !
user59 they r so stiff
user60 trying to trick us into thinking they arent in love
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user64 SHE LOOKS SOOO HAPPY
ynupdates her smile😭😭😭
yourbff the way you're glowing
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maxverstappen1 i love you ❤️
yourusername i love u too 🥹🫶
user65 i'll never recover
user66 the new (old) f1 it couple
user67 best wag of all time
user68 cant wait to buy all of y/n's new collection
user69 literally same it looks soo cool
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ynupdates omg she is so hot what the hell
maxverstappen1 you're telling me
user70 OH MY GODDD
user71 her in max's car oh myyyy
yourusername wow
yourusername i love u fr
maxverstappen1 ❤️
danielricciardo you're welcome everyone
yourbff you do not get credit for this
danielricciardo have you forgiven me yet
maxverstappen1 and me?
yourbff no never
yourusername tell the truth y/bff/n
yourbff ok fine i was never mad
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can i ask for qsmp reacting to new member reader who is russian??
yes of course!! I love this request sm, hopefully I got everyone you're looking for! sorry if these are a little ooc, I'm learning a lot and watching a lot about the qsmp still so hopefully this is good lol. kind of a mix of q! selves and cc! selves so 💀
QSMP ; meeting a russian creator
includes ; tubbo, quackity, cellbit, jaiden, roier, wilbur, foolish, slimecicle, tina, and nihachu
warnings ; language, probably ooc 💀💀
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TUBBO
"oh, hi! are you the new member???"
he's really nice, helps you build a house and stuff to get started and whatnot
you, him & sunny spend a lot of time together, especially because quackity gave you your own child too
sunny & your egg absolutely love each other, and perfectly balance one another out
tubbo teaches you all about his machines and factories and whatnot
welcomes you with open arms to the town of fobo
talks to you about the federation and whatnot, how they're basically the government and to just avoid them at all costs
even with a language barrier (if you don't speak English as well) you guys are so tight
always fucking around together somehow
he adds you into his lore as well
QUACKITY
welcomes you with kindness and open arms
introduces you to your own egg 😭🫶
he's got a lot of energy and is very chaotic, literally sprints around the whole smp showing you everything and catching you up into lore stuff
if he fucks up a first impression, he repeatedly tries to make it up and corrects himself and whatnot
doing dumb shit with him and richarlyson is a must
you guys become really good friends and make some great lore ideas together
if you speak a little/lot of English, you guys will just have chitter-chatter streams together and build a little tree house for the eggs
CELLBIT
"hello!!"
you teach him a little Russian and he teaches you a little French
even if you have a language barrier he's really nice to you
very selfless, if you need something, hes got you
if you get kidnapped, good lord is he holding a grudge
has a protective type of personality, makes sure to keep you and your egg safe if you two come across some federation funny business together
starts to learn Russian because he thinks it's a cool language
surprises you one day with a phrase in Russian and you're just like "???? hello cellbit?"
"was that a good pronunciation? I'm still learning"
puzzles >>>>
used to be a rlly good pvper so he teaches you some outdated tricks lol
JAIDEN
"Oh my God, hi!!"
teaches you all about how the smp works and tells you all about her adventures
also takes you on adventures with her when you stream together
through the language barrier, you still get along really well and enjoy each other's humor and company
building together >>>
such great inputs from each side
in lore, she's kind of just off to herself, and alone
she can't really trust other people whatsoever now
but when you come around, she's a bit more open but obviously wants to be left alone
teaches you all about her pets
she rubbed off her love for vocaloid on you
ROIER
welcomes you with a smile
teaches you all about lore and whatnot
mentions his and cellbits wedding at least 3 times
gives you a little referral to therapy
he's currently a rat in lore so uh
he kinda just uses you as a pedestal for now
"y/n, tell them that im the superior rat, please"
you repeat the phrase in russian to any other russian creators you joined the server with
becomes a co-parent to your egg
very level-headed, somehow always has a plan
"Oh, yeah, the federation kidnaps people, just stay away from them"
"Dude what"
everyday is his birthday
you play into the bit by singing happy birthday in russian and giving him some sort of food
WILBUR SOOT
very formal first impression
introduces you to tallulah
tallulah is kinda iffy about you and your egg at first but she warms up to you guys
if you're the building type, he'll do the dirty work to get you the stuff you need to make a house, or anything you wanna build
on top of learning french, dutch, and spanish, you get him invested in russian as well
in lore, he believes that most problems can be solved by love, and you just kinda go with it because he's nice enough and whatnot
teaches you some stuff about music
you guys do a lot of yap streams while grinding up some resources on the island to make some new locations and whatnot
"the pattern you're doing looks like upside down dicks"
"wh- wilbur, why would you say that?"
if you're still learning English, and it's kinda broken when you speak or you say something wrong, he kindly corrects you and teaches you correct pronunciations
becomes a co-parent to your egg as well
you teach the eggs the "scary fight like a badass" stuff and he's the "be nice, children" parent
FOOLISH GAMERS
you're immediately introduced to his laugh
kind of reckless, but pretty laid back
pretty playful as well, likes to joke around with you
he doesn't have a reason to not trust you yk
you're very overprotective of your egg and anxious that you'll let something bad happen, but if he becomes a co-parent, he releases your egg from the little plastic box you have them in when you aren't around
does the whole Batman bit with you on your first stream on the qsmp
holy shit the amount of laughter
he wants to leave a good impression on you, thinks you're really cool lol
you've mutually decided that he builds exteriors, you design interiors
SLIMECICLE
probably wasn't even aware new people were joining
"who the hell is that???"
like you're trying to let quackity teach you the basics and he's staring from a distance like he's gonna plot to kill you
tries to joke around and say hello in russian but ends up saying some random phrase that didn't make sense
"You just said your toes taste like cheese"
"Wait, what?"
makes you a bitch wife/husband asap
makes you curse people out in russian when he gets slightly offended
definition of the uwu cat boy and tall angry bully gay stereotype
in lore he's got some serious psychological problems but it's okay!! you can deal with it
quackity tells you about the whole gegg think and you sit there like "okay wtf"
TINA KITTEN
you guys just kinda run into each other one day and you ask her for help on something
something clicked man, yall are such an iconic duo
you guys build a whole mansion near the sea together for the eggs
in lore, she's pretty reserved and isolates herself, and you become one of the many tk worry about her and try and give her advice
secrets are safe with her 💳💥💥💥
you guys own a little farm together too
Em and your egg get along so well
she has a little proud mom moment
tetris competitions.
she likes to draw and she loves drawing you and your egg together it's so cute
NIKI NIHACHU
she's kind of shy but your personalities balance each other out
she's sworn to protect everyone, and you and your egg are quickly added to that list
baking with her>>
you work with her at empanadas bakery
she talks to you all about psychology and how it fascinates her and stuff
you learn a lot from her
lots of compliments whether it be builds or even outfits you're showing off to you're stream
she easily becomes a co-parent of your egg lol
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enchanting-evan · 3 months
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Kai Anderson ❅ xmas cookies
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WARNINGS/NOTES - tw kai anderson. lol no but fr he's not bad in this one :) SFW apart from allusions at the end !
       It was hard to be as festive as you wanted to be every year when you were dating such a Grinch. You wanted to go shopping for gifts, Kai ordered everything online. You wanted to decorate with him, he only helped you set up the artificial tree, then nothing more. You wanted to go caroling, Kai claimed he'd rather be shot. So it came as a huge surprise to you when he didn't immediately decline your offer to come make Christmas cookies together.
"You're thinking about it?" You raised your brows at him, a smile forming at your lips.
He stood from the couch with a shrug, "Cookies are cookies; who cares if they're shaped like dumb ass bells or trees."
You rolled your eyes fondly at him, and turned back to the cabinets to grab all the necessary ingredients. Kai stood next to you and looked over everything as you sat them the counter: flour, sugar, eggs, baking powder, salt, and vanilla extract.
"Salty ass cookies," Kai teasingly muttered, eyeing the salt.
"Shut up they won't be salty," you bumped his hip with yours. "Now get me the biggest bowl you can find."
He looked down his nose at you, face unchanging.
"Please," you added, batting your eyes. He hesitated only a second before doing what you requested. He'd never admit to being wrapped around your finger, but that he was.
Once he'd found it, you focused hard on the recipe on your phone, making sure to carefully follow it. Usually the cookies you made from scratch didn't turn out exactly how they were supposed to, but you were determined this year to make them Pinterest perfect. Kai scowled at you but didn't protest when you let a background app play Christmas music through the room. He only went about his business, doing everything you asked like measuring ingredients and stirring when necessary. When you'd asked him to dump the flour in the bowl is when the recipe went south.
"Fuck," he exhaled backing away seconds after the flour hit the bottom of the bowl harder than necessary, causing some of it to jump from the bowl and scatter over his dark sweater. "God damn it," he tried to brush it off, which only made it spread and seep in worse. You hardly attempted to stifle your giggle, and Kai was instantly glaring at you, eyes darker than normal. He always seemed so serious and angry, but only to those that didn't know him. You knew in this moment he wasn't truly angry with you: he never was.
"Oh," he cocked his head. "You think this shit is funny?"
You covered your still smiling mouth and nodded, excitedly anticipating where he was going with this.
"Alright let's get hilarious," he grabbed a pinch of flour and sprinkled it over your head without a second thought, nodding in approval at the sight.
"Ugh! I just washed my hair!"
"Aww," he feigned sympathy, and grabbed more flour to blow at you. "Come on babe I thought you loved snow?"
"You-!" you attempted to shield yourself for only a second before grabbing a handful of chocolate chips and chucking them at him.
He dodged most of them, that smug smile on his face fueling you further to cover him in all the available ingredients. It wasn't long before you were both covered in flour, the floor was littered with chocolate chips and cookie cutters, and an egg was smashed flat on Kai's chest. Once you guys were pretty low on supplies, and the oven dinged to signal it was preheated, you two looked at each other with defeated but amused expressions.
"Well shit," you spoke looking around the room. Kai pressed a button to turn the oven off, and your only protest was, "Hey."
"Do you see any cookies to be baked?" He gestured around, flour falling from his blue hair as he moved. You laughed through your nose and shook your head. All humor was gone seconds later when Kai's expression became serious and he approached to hold your face in his hands. Slowly, he leaned down to press a lingering kiss on your lips, making you instantly warmer as a blush colored your cheeks. You didn't even mind his stubble against your chin anymore like you used to. He pulled away and looked down into your eyes, "Shower with me."
Your heart skipped a beat while you nodded, letting him lead you to the bathroom without ever taking his eyes from you.
"This so does not count as having done something festive with me," you playfully commented. "I still want my Christmas cookies."
"Oh as do I," he pretended the matter was much more important to him than it was. "There's just something else I want a little more right now."
You rolled your eyes with a smile as he kissed over your jaw and shut the bathroom door behind you two, Christmas music still audible from the next room.
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beanghostprincess · 2 months
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If you’ve seen the part where Winry gives him her earrings… you’re really close to another super emotional, gut wrenching scene that gets me every time (from Ed’s pov).
Personally I don’t ship either of them with anyone else because their scenes are just so… like it’s so obvious they’re so completely and irrevocably in love with one another that I can’t imagine them loving anyone else or even just crushing on anyone else. Like on one hand they’re two very well written characters with their own interests and passions unrelated to the other, which is great to see because I don’t like when characters only exist within a ship, but on the other hand, at the same time they love one another so much that it’s like the other is their world? In a way? Like the other is always on their mind and they’re always worrying for one another and wanting the other to be happy. I’ve always thought Ed has actually loved Winry since they were kids and that Winry fell for him as a teen, or at least that she realized she loved him when she was a teen. But the thing with Ed and Al arguing over who would get to marry Winry someday when they were kids, and Ed being the only one still thinking about it and being so flustered when he asks Winry about it, is a pretty big sign for me that he indeed fell for her back then and has kept on loving her all along (trying to hide it from others and failing miserably) while Al prob had a small crush on her as a kid, and eventually moved on and saw her just as a best friend and as a part of his family.
Idk I’m just rambling sorry hejhfkds I love seeing your FMAB posts, it’s always fun to see the first reactions of someone to a piece of media you love, especially when they’re as positive and wholesome as yours have been. So thank you for sharing that with us (and good luck for the incoming scene I mentioned… and for the finale. They might ruin you… but in a good way lol)
Yesterday I watched the scene in which a pipe (or a beam? Whatever that thing was) fucking goes through Ed's body (disgusting. Thank you. I almost died of a heart attack) and he almost dies and only gets up and fights against it because he "doesn't want to make her cry for something so dumb" and I think these two are going to be the death of me (also Winry screaming for Ed when Al doesn't respond. I am throwing up. I can't do this).
I ship Ed with Ling and Winry with Paninya because I have the magical powers of a multishipper, but I do agree on the fact that they're indubitably in love and I'm 100% sure they're together in every universe no matter what. They love each other so so much it makes me melt every time. The other day I had to pause the show to scream about them (sometimes I pity the friend that watches the show with me because he has to deal with me doing a character analysis every fucking time something happens).
And please!! Keep rambling about Fmab whenever you want in my inbox (without spoilers ofc until I finish this) because I just love talking about it. It's becoming one of my favorite animes for sure <3 I'm so so glad you like seeing my opinions on this!!
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Not your luckiest day
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➤・ James Lee x gender neutral! Reader [Lookism]
➤・could be seen as platonic??
➤・ kind of ooc James Lee(?) , swearing
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Helloooooooooooooo I'm back after a longgg hiatus!! And I'm obsessed with this man and my brain rots from the x reader fanfic ideas I've been thinking off so ya . Also no proofread lol so there may be spelling mistakes and errors
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"Is James not gonna tag along with us today? " Your friend asked ,tilting their head and faced you, curiosity all over their face.
"No, he said he had some work to do " (Y/n) answered , their head facing the road in front of them. Your friend hummed in response and also faced the road ahead.
"Why are you asking?"
You quickly added, now turning you face to your right to face your friend.
"Just curious, he always tags along with you after school, it's kind off weird not having his presence today. " Your friend immediately spoke.
You hummed in response before facing ahead again. Your friend was right. It was weird to not have his presence here. You two would always to home together after school, cracking some jokes here and there, doing some dumb stuff. You were used to that everyday. It just feels awkward and lonely without him around.
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Both of you looked at the 'construction ahead' sign in front of you. Today was not your luckiest day was it?
"Awww man... I was planning to go to the convenience store down the road.. " You sulked, one of your baby cousins were visiting you today and you wanted to buy some snacks for them and for yourself.
"Really? I know another route to get there want me to show it to you? " Your friend proposed upon hearing you.
"Really? Alright then, show me the way please"
"Okay then follow me! " Your friend said as they lead you toward the alleyway right beside the construction sign.
How convenient. The alleyway was dark and long. You don't think had you ever noticed an alleyway here. It was like those movies you had watched and your gut feeling churned when you entered the alleyway. You had a bad feeling about this.
Oh how lucky you were! The alleyway wasn't dangerous at all and both of you left it unscathed.
Curse you love for animals. You had seen a cat come towards you and rub itself against your legs. You swore you had told your friend to stop as you leaned down to pet the cat. Curse the fact that you didn't have any food on you to feed the cat. And curse your friend for not listening to you.
The next thing you know , when you straightened your back to what you expected to meet your friend's face, you were met with an empty road. You started to worry. Where had your friend gone off too? Didn't you tell them to stop ?? They're not the kind to just leave you in an empty, not familiar road. Did they not listen to you?
You swear you are smart, you should've returned towards the construction sign and then call your friend. But even you started to question your intelligence when you needed up searching for you friend and ended up in another alleyway
You ended up in another alleyway. You weren't alone this time. You now stood in front of a man slightly taller than you. Everything about him screamed danger. The fact that you two were alone in an alleyway, double danger.
You could feel the adrenaline kicking in you fight or flight response ran off and you had to escape as quickly as you could. His bigger muscular body means that any wrong move and you'd be a gonner. You started to get into position, calculating your plan, your jaw clenching, your eyes fixated on the man you had to keep your guard up.
"So you're the one who hangs out with James Lee... " The man mumbled. His eyes still fixed on you.
There was enough distance between the two of you. You lifted you right leg and with the strength you had kicked the side of the mans knees.
The man stumbled , he was caught completely off guarded. This was your chance. You turned around to sprint towards the construction sign. But a firm grip near you neck stopped you.
You almost choked. The man had his forearms around your neck.
[A low kick huh? Didn't think you could — AHHHH FUCK] the man immediately released his grip held his arm in pain.
You wiped off the blood running off your mouth and spit out the disgusting taste in your mouth. Again when you started to sprint, you were stopped by him.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH—"he turned you to face him and punched your left cheek making you stumble He then punched you in the stomach, making you choke out saliva. You could only wince in pain and struggled to get rid on his grasp. You were now in the air, both of the mans arms were on your throat.
You tried to release the chokehold he had, with both of your hands but failed to do so. You started to gasp for air when it started to get difficult to breathe. You were feeling weak.You were desperate to not die or get kidnapped . Your vision was starting to get blurry.
With all the last bit of strength you had, you used it all to kick his chin . The force made his head to tilt back and his grip on you loosened, making you fall.
You closed your eyes, preparing yourself to hit the floor. But the anticipation was disrupted by someone catching you from your fall. You opened your eyes to see their face. Your vision was a bit blurry from tears . You saw a familiar red hair. You slowly rose your hand to rub your eyes and looked at the man.
"... James..? " You spoke, your voice hoarse and you were trying to regulate your breathing.
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It was one thing to go after him, but is another thing to go after the people he cares for. Especially his best friend.
He knew something was up when the crew, who were supposedly after him didn't show up at all. His suspicions were proved true when he got a call from your friend about your disappearance and you not picking up their calls. Luckily he was able to pin point where you were in time.
Who knew that the crew members were guarding the alleyway entrance and exit. That wasn't a problem for James though, he got rid of them with ease.
He was mad. He was approaching the crew head, when he was choking you and when you kicked him.
He quickly caught you from falling, having a quick glance at the head to make sure he was unconscious.
James slowly let you down on the ground his hand rested on your back to support you to sit straight while the other hand on the chin to examine the wounds.
Your left cheek was red and was a little swelled up. There was blood running down your face and there were hand prints imprinted in red on your neck.
He was mad. He was mad the the crew, the audacity to harm his friend and try to kidnap them. He was more mad at himself. How could he have not seen this coming? He could've, should've prevented this. Now they were hurt and and everyone knows their face.
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"(Y/n) you're awake!! " You heard someone spoke when you blinked your eyes open. God, your head kind of hurts . Your immediately winced when you to sat up. Your stomach hurts like hell.
"Careful, you're gonna hurt yourself even more " You heard someone say. A familiar voice.
You turned your head to look at the speaker. It was James. He sat on the stool next to your bed, his eyes fixated on whatever he was reading.
"Thanks for the advice genius." You sarcastically said.
"Your welcome" You heard him say, making you scoff. You looked at your surroundings . You were in your room. Nice. Both of you remained silent .
"What had happened? " You mumbled, your whole body felt sore, there were bandaged on your cheek and stomach.
"..you don't remember?" James finally took his eyes off the book to face you.
You started to remember what happened upon hearing him. The memories started flood in. Your awful silence answered James and he looked towards the book again. Silence filled the room once again .
"So... How are you feeling now? " James inquired after a long pause.
"..Not much..,just sore throughout" You mumbled, your eyes fixated on your hands as they figeted the blanket's fabric .
"So you're the one who hangs out with James lee.. "
A realisation struck you, making your eyes widen a bit. . Why did the man know about James? And Judging by his looks and fighting style, he was probably a gangster. Why was he even looking for James in the first place.
".. James? " You said, your voice laced the suspicion you were starting to have.
James noticed the way your expression changed and hesitated to answer. "... Yes? "
"That man... Said something about your name... He didn't look like a normal citizen, but rather... A gangster.. "
While he admired that trait of yours to catch up on what was happening quickly and with the littlest hints, it wasn't the best time for it to show up.
He decided to test your gullibility.
"Really? That's —" He immediately kept his mouth shut when he saw your cold glare. Maybe it wasn't the best time to test that.
"James. What is going on. " (Y/n) sternly said, he knew that they won't keep shut untill they know the truth.
James knew this day might come. But he didn't expect it to be this soon.
Boy oh boy was it going to be a one hell of a story.
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Heya!! Hope you liked it ^^ , constructive criticisms are always accepted so fell free to advice anything on this
Tired Author over and out
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mrhowells · 11 months
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Smallville 4x14
I love this episode a lot🥹
THAT'S ADORABLE😭😭
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"You're gonna be fine. I know you're gonna be fine. Everyone I've ever hit was alright."
Lois -everyone I've ever hit was alright- Lane:
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Clark really sleeps on the couch now that Lois lives there? LMAOOOO
the way he immediately smiles when he sees the dog I can't🥹🥹
"You hit him? With your car?" "No, with my fist🙄🙄"
CLARK YOUR FACE-
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"Actually, I think it might be fun to have a dog around."
HE'S A MENACE, HE'S A DISGRACE, HE'S A FUCKING CLOWN, I LOVE HIMMMMMMMM
I'm crying
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"I don't know. It's just kind of hard to be myself with her around."
that's so ironic though because apart from hiding his powers he is VERY himself around her
I need Tom Welling to stop smiling on my screen please and thank you, I'm not strong enough for this😭
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ugh😩
Chloe helping Clark with his excuses, love to see it🥹 He's so bad at them he needs all the help he can get💀
Let me introduce you to my parents who have been married for about 30 years now:
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"Let's see. He's annoying, and I can't get within ten feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarkie."
have I mentioned how much I love them before?
"I spent all morning on these."
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they're both so cute🥹🥹
LMAOOOOOO he finds her so annoying
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hsajaksjaksj LOOK AT HIS HAND IN THE SECOND IMAGE, HE'S SO DONE I'M SCREAMING
No because if I keep going like this I'll screenshot every single time they say something or even look at each other💀
Lois: You could be Skipper😇
Clark: *fake ass smile* anyway-
STAHP I'M SCREAMING
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he's about to throw hands💀
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This is so confusing, I thought Jason's mom orchestrated the entire meeting with Lana but now she wants him away from her?
"Paranoia is not a very attractive quality in a woman."
Umm okay, AND? I mean I don't give a shit about Genevieve but this is such a dumb statement, as if she's supposed to give a fuck about what's "attractive" to Lex or others, like what?
Sometimes he sounds like one of those "pick up artists" that the internet makes fun of all the time, I'm sorry💀💀
I. LOVE. THIS.
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That's the way someone talks to their own kid, not their guest and I love that because Lois clearly lacks parental love. Martha & Lois will always be so special to me😭😭
"Remember when Clark did that? He was only... three." LMAOOOO
Lex is clearly losing patience with Clark😬
Can I join this family pls look at themmmm
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Martha is such a badass actually
I'm glad Lana overheard that whole conversation between Jason and his mother, now I'm just hoping they'll give her more agency instead of making her a passive character and her own storyline.
(edit: so she did NOT hear what they were talking about🤡🤡 At least she saw it)
Clark is such a little shit😭
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Still arguing about dog names🤡
"Hold on there Forrest Gump, what are you gonna do, run?" LOL
She's like nuh uh, get in the car dude AND HE LISTENS💀💀💀
How are they acting like they're been married for decades???
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NOT AN ACTUAL QUESTION BC I KNOW HOW AND I'LL TELL YOU: they're comfortable around each other even if they don't realize it
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🎶and I will go down with this ship🎶 (EXCEPT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SAILING, IT WILL NEVER GO DOWNNNNN)
let's move on
"What is this, another one of your famous hunches or are we just on a little scenic route?"
"Okay, stop here."
"Wha- where??"
"HERE. Stop here."
"OKAY."
>>>MARRIED.
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they sound like my grandparents💀
LOOK AT MY LIL POOKIES INVESTIGATING STUFF TOGETHER🥺
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YEEEEET
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I need to know where Clark gets his clothes bc that stuff withstands literally anything💀
AKJASJKAKSL STAHP😭
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"He (the dog) saved my life. I'll take my chances on his loyalty." Ooof, is he calling out Lex👀
what is Lionel trying to do?🧐
CUTE.
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CUTE.
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Clark is happy = I'm happy, it's really that simple
this episode is premium, top tier chef's kiss EXCELLENT
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agnessharknes · 1 year
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The One With The Plot Twist
Summary: It’s been a few…months since Nick and the girls had seen their beloved nanny and Meredith. Who would have expected this?
Warnings: sexual themes, cuteness, the relash that SHOULD happen
A/n: I've pitched this to many people...so now I think I have to write it. Supes short. Just setting the relationship in this universe. I'll keep writing more about this little enemies to lovers duo. Ooooooo, two fics in one night. It must be a pretty boring night for me, lol.
Tags: @cdyssey, @arelyitsherec8, @sapphicsbeloved
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"Please- they'll be here soon," Chessy laughed while Meredith nipped at her neck.
"Oh baby, please? They won't be here for another hour."
Chessy’s mind wandered. She loved Meredith's voice. It was sweet. But not like candy. Like honey. Slow, sweet, golden. Her blue eyes were electric. Her red lips looked so...delicious. The way she pulls out her s's and the way she pouts. Good god. Chessy couldn't keep herself together.
"Hon, we can't. The pizza is-," Chessy began. The doorbell rang. "Here."
Meredith kissed Chessy, pushing her towards the door to answer it. They giggled together, still kissing as Chessy opened the door. They didn't even notice who was standing there.
All four of the Parkers, their eyes wide, shocked.
"Chessy?" Nick said, clearing his throat.
"Oh- uh- Nick?!" she stuttered, pushing Meredith away from her. "You... weren't supposed to be here for another hour."
She was embarrassed. She really didn't know how to feel. She just gave away one of the biggest secrets she'd been keeping from the Parkers for almost four months.
"Hi...Nick," Meredith said, sneaking out from behind the door. Her cheeks were red, and she looked at Chessy with a side-eye. The two of them standing like two children in trouble.
"We left earlier than- we um- wh- when did...I thought you two...um...," Nick began. The six of them still stood like statues. An awkward moment.
"Um...well...surprise? I g-guess," Chessy said, clearing her throat.
"Do we all have colds, or can we get past this initial shock in two seconds?" Elizabeth finally said. She seemed to have known something about the two of them early on. But that wasn't something she was going to reveal. She pushed the girls forward, who stepped in to hug Chessy.
"Hi, girls!" she smiled, hugging them. They were tweens now. Elizabeth had moved with Annie to California with Nick. Chessy would come over occasionally, but not nearly as much as she used to. She'd moved into her place a few hours north, and apparently, it was with Meredith.
It was now their summer break. The last time Chessy had seen the twins was New Year's after the drama of getting Elizabeth and Nick back together. She was cleaning out her stuff when Meredith stopped by to grab some things she had left at Nick's.
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"What do you want?" Chessy asked, seeing Meredith at the door.
"Chessy- listen, I'm just here to grab some of the stuff I left here."
Meredith pushed passed Chessy into the house. Chessy rolled her eyes as she shut the door.
"They're not here, you know?" Chessy asked.
"I'm not dumb. I know where they are." Meredith said.
Chessy noticed she had never actually looked at Meredith. If she did, it was a glance, or she was rolling her eyes at her. But this was the first time she noticed her. Her figure, the suppleness of her skin, the softness of her makeup. The way her hair curled.
No way, she thought, I cannot find this woman attractive.
"Would you hurry up?" Chessy asked. "I wanna get home soon before it gets dark."
"What are you afraid to drive in the dark?
"Wha- no I just want to get home at a reasonable hour, and I still have some things I need to do around the house before I leave, and it's a three-and-a-half hour drive. Four if I leave at too late of an hour," Chessy retorted.
"You know what? I never understood you," Meredith whipped around.
Woah, she thought. She's...no. Nope. This was the first time she'd seen Chessy in anything other than khakis and an old button-up. Her hair was done up, and she had some makeup on. Her jeans hugged her hips in a way that Meredith had never seen on Chessy.
"Well- I never understood you either," Chessy said after a second, snapping Meredith out of her gaze.
She couldn't get out of her mind at how gorgeous Meredith was. This was the first time she was really taking her in. Her eyes wandered. So did Meredith's.
"Would you just get your stuff and leave?" Chessy asked, stepping towards her.
"You know what. You would have been the second to go if this worked out in my favor," Meredith said, stepping towards Chessy. They bickered back and forth one over the other until they were nose to nose.
"Who would make you precious martinis if I was gone, hm? And that stupid bell would have no use anymore," Chessy yelled.
"Oh, I'd find a way to use it. Trust me."
"Nick wouldn't let you fire me. We've known each other longer than he's known you."
"That doesn't matter. I'd have the ring."
"You look like you're twenty years younger than him, how did you even-,"
"I just turned twenty-nine. I am a grown woman."
"Oh wow, I've got seven years on you. So I think I know better than you do."
"Seven years and all you've done is play nanny to some brat? I'm in business. I have done more with my life than you ever have," Meredith said.
"You're not really good at it," Chessy yelled back. She was an inch away from Meredith's face. The two of them going back and forth like cats.
They could feel the sexual tension in the room. Neither of them wanted to explore it. But then again...
"Are you kidding me? I'm great at my job. I'm much better than you. You didn't even know Annie was playing Hallie for at least two weeks!" Meredith yelled.
"Nick didn't even tell YOU Annie EXISTED, and you were gonna MARRY HIM?" Chessy said.
Meredith felt the heat rising in her cheeks. Her eyes locked on Chessy's.
"Well, we didn't talk much when we were alone because we were doing other things!" Meredith yelled.
"OH YEAH?! AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING?" Chessy asked, not thinking ahead fast enough about the answer.
"THIS."
Meredith grabbed Chessy's cheeks, her lips crashing into hers. They were both taken back by the gesture. Chessy pulled back. Meredith was embarrassed, following Chessy's lips for a second before pulling away.
"I- um...," Chessy's hands grazed her lips. The softness of the other woman's on hers startled her. She was heated before, trying to think of quick comebacks. But now all she wanted was her lips on Meredith's again.
She rushed towards Meredith, Chessy's hands gripping her cheeks. Meredith let out a surprised sound before her eyes shut, seeing the sparks fly in the air.
"Is that...all you did?" Chessy asked, breathing heavily, her voice still energized after stepping back to create space between them.
"No...we- we did a lot more," Meredith said, breathlessly. Without thought, she grabbed Chessy and pulled her to the couch.
Good thing all of the Parkers were out in the middle of the woods for the next three days.
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The twins felt as if they'd been traumatized. Cruella and Chessy? Together? How could this have happened in any world?
"Look, I know it's kind of shocking, but-,"
"Kind of? Chessy...what happened to "we hate her?" Hallie asked.
"Hal-," Chessy began.
"No, it's okay...I know I was not the nicest," Meredith said. The twins looked at each other. "But I...we actually have a lot in common. And we're good together, surprisingly."
"In...so many ways...," Chessy joked. Nick and Elizabeth rolled their eyes at the women.
"Ok!" Nick said, trying to change the conversation. "We're...happy...for you two," he said.
At that moment, Elizabeth realized the love triangle in the room. She'd been with Nick who had been with Meredith who had now been with Chessy. And the only way to close this little triangle would be if Chessy ever-
"Alright, um...I think I might get ready to take a dip in the pool," Elizabeth smiled, trying to say anything other than what she was thinking. "Girls, would you like to join me?"
"Yeah!" they smiled.
"Oh good, I made some little snacks. They're out on the table. Help yourself," Meredith smiled. The three of them were confused. Meredith? Doing work?
"And by 'I,' she means me. But Mer did make the lemonade which is also out there," Chessy smiled.
"That makes more sense," Nick smiled jokingly at Meredith. She gave him a look.
The two watched as the Parkers went to their bedrooms to get ready. They both took a deep breath.
"You okay?" Meredith asked Chessy.
"Yeah, I just...traumatized a family I've known...since they first started dating and embarrassed myself in front of the twins," she said, slightly sarcastically.
"You're embarrassed to...be seen with me?" Meredith asked a little hurt by the comment.
"No- no, that's not what I mean. I just...," Chessy began. "That wasn't how I thought I would tell them."
"It's like ripping a band-aid off. At least they know now. We don't have to sneak around all weekend."
Meredith pulled Chessy in close by her hips. Chessy finally looked up at the woman. Meredith's soft eyes calmed her down.
"You're right. I'm sorry," Chessy said.
"It's going to be fun. Trust me." Meredith kissed Chessy before slapping her thigh and leaving to put on a bathing suit. Chessy gave a look for herself, thinking things she should not be thinking with the Parkers in the house.
Well...glad that's over, she thought.
"Chess! Come on, I set out a bathing suit for you," she heard Meredith yell.
"You just wanna see me naked," Chessy whispered, walking into the bedroom. She was greeted by the back of Meredith, her clothes pooling by her feet.
"Maybe...," she smiled, turning around to Chessy.
Chessy rolled her eyes before closing the bedroom door. They didn't have much time. But at least she got to see her girlfriend like this.
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liauditore · 7 months
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Pssst if you’re still doing the shipping bingo, how would team rancher/solidaritek fill your bingo board?
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OFC. RANCHERSSS ALWAYS AND FOREVER 😭😭
ok but.. real talk i think ranchers is like. my number two "I actually ship this no strings or footnotes attached" ship right after ethubs.
I am usually not one to be moved by ships that are just "they are fun and healthy together and love eachother" but oh GOD the ranchers. See I think the thing is they just.. make sense for eachother even if you don't expect it until the point they realise they're soulmates.
Jimmy's situation has been talked about to hell and back at this point but Tango is also very out of his element in the life series. He says himself that pvp is not his specialty and he doesn't have the time or resources to make his skill set shine. So he ends up either somewhat ignored or outcasted for most of the games. (<-- fyi fun fact this is where the whole 'mech pilot tango' idea came from lol. i feel like he'd have a dva-style mech outside of the life series)
In particular i LOVE his relationship with team BEST and I NEED desperately to talk abt it more. the way he's constantly talked over by his own teammates, intimidated, asked to sacrifice his own lives for their sake, "tango's Easy", etc. etc.
‘Cause inside, nothing’s fine It should be clear to prying eyes But I won’t let the feelings See the light So tell me, why should I even try? I’m frozen away in time
(Koala, Will Stetson)
They both have this habit of hiding their own insecurities behind a facade of boisterousness, but no matter how much either of them puff out their chests and raise their voices, their message of "please take me seriously" never seems to get through.
The Ranchers are just.. two losers against the world. and they inspire confidence within the other that they can't find in themselves. and yes the world forces them apart but you can Feel that influence they've had on one another in the background.
Guess I went and caved I wonder, is there another way? Because I want to believe That one day I’ll be okay So now, I’ll give it another try I can finally see with a clearer mind Even if the bumps in the road Might try to stop me, Still it’ll be alright Keeping it inside Isn’t clearing up the sky So you tighten your hand in mine Following the light like a cute Koala Laughing in stride
Plus I, uh... Unhinged but I have this thing with the life smp where there's this running theme throughout the story about how it doesn't really matter who wins or who dies first.
Because for every epic battle and every tear-jerking death there was fun and laughter and stupid, trivial drama before and in between and those little moments may not be as memorable or written down in history but they're what makes the series enjoyable. Yes, we're all gonna die, but isn't it cool that we laughed with eachother and made dumb jokes and adopted a frog and said "I love you" on the way there?
j-just like real life. life smp. evangelion moment im sorry
Though both of us will die one day Though this life is useless anyway When you’re here by my side, you make me feel like it’ll be okay And yet we laughed despite it all At this life which has no meaning at all Two lonely and broken souls leaning on each other’s sides I’m glad that you’re you, that I’m me, and for us two I’m kinda glad that you’re evil too When the day starts anew, hope I spend it with you I’m glad that I fell in love with you
(I'm Glad You're Evil Too, Rachie/Anthong translyrics)
The Ranchers epitomize that.
They are doomed. They both know this, I think. Neither of them can fight, they're left begging for scraps by session 2, no one on the server takes either of them seriously and they lost a life literally like 10 minutes into the first episode.
But they built a home together, raised livestock, stood up for eachother. and they were happy together.
and isn't that what really matters?
and neither of them are even aware of how much they really meant to the other one. the game ends. tango tells jimmy to go home. go. they certainly don't break up to the extent of Some Other Pairings In This Series but i like to think tango distances himself, thinking jimmy would be happier with his friends and not stuck with him. jimmy thinks the same. but they still wave hi and call eachother rancher and now they're running a salad restaurant together or something i guess.
It's just.. everything that gets the two of them condemned and made fun of in their other relationships is what's Celebrated in theirs. They can just be themselves, mistakes and silliness and imperfections at all, with no pressure to perform amazing feats and make amazing stuff and I think that's great.
um yeah i like ranchers.
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sublimecatgalaxy · 2 years
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hiiii i’m a new follower, and i love your fics! thanks for writing them <3 and i have a fic idea, could you please write about derek hale falling for mccall!reader (she could be scott’s sister or aunt, up to you), if not then you can ignore this! i don’t want to force you to do something <3
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Love love love. I NEVER get teen wolf requests so this makes me so happy lol. Also thank you so much for your kind words.. they mean the world to me.
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"Please tell me you're kidding." Scott groans, averting his eyes as I quickly collect my clothes, clutching the sheet to my chest as Derek glares at the two boys standing in the loft doorway.
"Holy shit-dude he's banging your sister." Stiles gasps with a screeched laugh, grasping onto the front of Scott's shirt as my brother grunts, his red eyes flashing briefly as I slip my dress on over my head, tossing Derek's shirt directly at his face as he scoffs.
"Alright, how about you two learn the important lesson of knocking or calling or anything that gives me a heads up that dumb and dumber are stopping by." Mortified, I clutch my head in my hands, embarrassed beyond belief that my own brother caught me in an interesting position (literally) with someone who's been his friend forever.
"Am I dumb or dumber-" Stiles starts but Scott is quick to cut him off, shoving him with annoyance.
"Stiles!" He groans as Stiles raises his hand in surrender, stepping back from Scott as he seethes.
"Right, sorry- carry on." I send Stiles a sad smile as he scratches at the back of his neck, leaning against the wall as Scott steps towards Derek. The two of them are both angry for very different reasons; Scott, because I'm his sister and god forbid I do adult things with other adults, but Derek's more angry about the fact that he was violated in his own home while spending time with someone important to him.
"Scott, I'm a grown adult, I'm six years older than you. You do not need to parent me on who I'm with." I laugh tiredly, watching as his eyebrows sore upwards, his finger pointing at Derek with conviction.
"Oh, so you're with him?" Derek curses under his breath as he sits back down on the edge of his bed, annoyed and frustrated as I laugh.
"I've been with him for months! You're just too dense to see it- oh my god." My anger turns into a fit of giggles, so baffled by the fact that, as perceptive as Scott and Stiles are, they never figured this out.
Derek and I have been sneaking away from pack meetings for months, going on mysterious trips out of town to 'gain insight on different packs' and we conveniently arrive everywhere at the same time. My mother even knows, so does Peter, so does Malia; but it seems like these two who are staring at us are the only two yet to figure it out.
"This actually kind of makes sense." Stiles pipes up, catching all of our attention as he steps further into the loft with a stutter. "I mean, Scotty, they're always together, r-right? I mean, you guys always pair up together, you have weird inside jokes, you actually laugh around her." I smile fondly at the observation, my head tilting to look over at my boyfriend as he nods simply, looking down at his feet to hide his bashful smile.
"For once, Stiles, thank you." I huff, turning to Scott once more as he mellows out, his fists unclenching and jaw relaxing a bit as he sighs.
"I still can't believe this is happening- do you get how embarrassing this is." Scott whines and my brows lift, shocked by how any of this is embarrassing for anyone but Derek and I given the predicament they walked in on.
"Embarrassing? That your sister is dating the town hottie?" My thumb points over to Derek as he scoffs, reaching over to shove me as I giggle, shrugging. "Here I was thinking you'd be proud." The shit-eating grin on my face does not falter as Stiles raises a hesitant hand from behind Scott.
"I'm a little proud." Stiles's support makes Derek smile, after the years of constantly giving him shit and pushing him around, it's nice to see the two agree on at least one thing. Even if that thing is me.
"See, be more like Stiles." Derek claps his hands and I groan, knowing that this isn't going to be good.
"Be more like-" I step between Derek and Scott quickly as Scott takes a quick, threatening step forward, his eyes flashing once more as I hold a hand to his chest. My eyes are testing as I stand like a lioness protecting her man, my jaw gritted as Scott glares down at me.
"Let's stop the who's dick is bigger contest, we already know how this goes. I'm with Derek, end of discussion. I don't need your permission or your support. If you're going to be a child then leave." My head nods towards the door as I fold my arms over my chest, watching as Scott shrugs.
"I'll tell mom."
"Mom knows and she's very happy." He groans at the grin on my face, peeking around me to stare at Derek.
"You realize if you hurt her, I'll have to kill you." Scott's brotherly protectiveness partially warms my heart but the threats don't exactly sit well with me as my head cranes to look back at Derek with a bored look.
"Won't hurt her so you don't have worry about that." Derek tugs me down next to him as his arm secures itself around my shoulder, his lips pressing a gentle kiss to my temple. "Now, please, get out."
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shiftingparadise · 11 months
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Leave, please (Dabi x Hawks x reader)
So, my boyfriend and I broke up yesterday. We were together for 8 years and I feel so awful, lol. I just had to write something to kind of help me cope with it. I'm sorry this isn't one of your requests, and I'm sorry they're taking so long, but I have a hard time writing when I feel bad 😕 I'm still working on them, they just take a little longer. I'm sorry guys ❤️
Warnings: none
Word count: 1966
“Don’t do this”, his knees shaking. “You can’t do this, Y/N”. 
“I don’t want to do this, but I can’t help the way I feel”, the words got stuck inside your throat.  
“I’m sorry”, a broken whisper as your eyes stung. “Give me an explanation, Y/N. Please”.
By now, his face had lost all color, his hands eager to wrap around your arms. 
“I-I don’t have-“, “Is it so hard for you to talk to me? Would you rather stay silent than solve this mess between us?”, tired eyes scanned your face. 
Yes, you did. 
“You’re so selfish”, he chuckled, his head hanging low. “Have you ever thought about how I feel? About what I need?”. 
Silence.
“If I leave now… That’s it”, he cleared his throat. “If I leave now, it’s over”. 
You knew that. 
“Leave, please”, your lips pressed together as silent tears streamed down your cheek. 
It still hurt, even though you made this decision. 
“You were the only one-“, Touya took a deep breath. “Never mind”, he turned his back to you, “You never listen. It’s always about you, right? I do everything I can to make you happy, to make sure you have everything you need, and still…”. 
“Leave, please”, you softly sobbed. “I’m leaving, don’t worry”, blue eyes staring into yours. 
You were scared. Scared that he’ll get mad, scared that he’ll hurt you again. 
“One more time, please”, his arms quickly pulled you closer, his hand resting on the back of your head. “Strawberries”, a soft chuckle as he took in your scent one last time. 
You didn’t hug him back. You couldn’t let yourself go through this again. 
“That’s my girl. Always so cold”, he whispered before pulling away. “Take care of yourself, okay?”. 
“You too, Touya”, your eyes fixed on the ground. 
Finally… His hand resting on the doorknob, he’s going to leave… 
“Are you sure?”. “Y-yes”, your heart racing. 
You were scared. Scared that he was going to kill you. “You can’t leave me. I’ll kill you if you do. You’re mine, and mine only”, you vividly remember the night he spoke those words to you.  
“Don’t be scared”, rough digits stroked your cheeks, “I’m leaving”. 
Right. He could see that you were scared, that your body was shaking. 
“I’m sorry I’ve hurt you so many times. I’m sorry I couldn’t treat you right, but… I’d die for you, I’d kill for you… You were the only good thing in my life, Y/N”. 
He never treated you right, but you loved him. You’ll always love him. 
“L-leave, Touya. Please”, loud sobs escaped your lungs, your body shaking. 
It hurt him to see you like this. You knew that, but this had to happen. You couldn’t do this any longer. 
“Fuck!”, a loud scream before he kicked against your door. “I can’t leave, I can’t leave you, Y/N. I love you, I love you more than anyone or anything”. 
You’ve never seen him cry before. You’ve never even heard him raise his voice…
“Don’t you want me to be happy?”. “I want you to be happy with me!”, tears streaming down his cheek. 
“You’ve hurt me too many times”, your hand wrapped around your wrist. A stinging sensation greeted you, a reminder of what he’d done.  
You had to feel the pain he caused you. You had to be strong. 
“Are you in love with someone else? Is that it?”, rage in his eyes. “W-what?”, you took a step backward. “Of course not! I’ve never even thought about that”. 
But that was a lie, right? You did. You thought about him all the time. 
“You’re telling me you’ve never thought about the guy who saved your life?”, he chuckled. “Don’t play dumb. I saw the way you looked at him. When he soared through the sky, his arms wrapped around you…. You’ve never thought about that, hm?”. “D-don’t touch me!”, you pulled away as he grabbed your arm.  “Where were you? Where were you when your friend 'Shigi' kidnapped me and placed me in a building full of explosives? Where were you, Touya? Were you too busy running after daddy? Too busy plotting your revenge?”. 
Too far.
“What did you just say?”, every emotion on his face disappeared. “N-nothing”, your eyes wide open. “No, no, no”, he hastily replied as he got closer, “I was too busy running after ‘daddy’, right?”. “T-touya-“. “Is that how you see me? A crybaby with daddy issues?”. 
Well, to be honest, he kind of was… 
“No, of course not!”. “Well, I’m sorry, princess. I’m sorry I don’t have fucking wings and I can’t magically fly to where you are. As you can see, I’m kind of broken”, his voice cracked. “But I was risking everything I had to come and save you and kick that idiot’s ass”. “Y-you’ve never told me that-“. “I thought I didn’t have to. I thought it was obvious that I’d come and save you. Fuck Y/N, is that really how you think about me?”. 
“Calm down-“, your soft digits reached for his face, a drop of blood dripping from his eyes. “Don’t-“, a hostile tone in his voice. “You’re right. It’s better this way”, he walked to the door, “He can have you”. 
“Are you hurt?”, a figure appeared from behind you. “N-no”, your voice still shaking. “He knew I was here”, Hawks walked towards the door, making sure it was closed. “It doesn’t matter if it’s closed or not. Touya can easily kick that door in”. “I know, just thought it would make you feel a little safer”, he gently wiped the tears from your cheek. “W-what do you mean he knew you were here?”, you looked into his eyes. “Right after he kicked against your door… I couldn’t help myself. I was scared he was going to hurt you-”. “But if he saw, he would’ve killed you”, you interrupted him, “I’m sure he didn’t notice-“. “I was standing right behind you… He saw me”, Hawks’ brows drew together. “Look, don’t get me wrong. I can’t stand that guy and the only reason I let him walk free is that you asked me to, but… I think he really does love you in his own fucked up way. I think he just wants you to be safe, and that's something he could've never done. Not like I can”. 
“R-right”, you let your head fall against his chest, “Thank you”. “I’m glad he can’t hurt you any longer”, Hawks’ digits gently stroked over your burn marks. 
You didn’t mean to fall in love with someone else, to abandon Touya, but… It was better this way, wasn’t it? You found someone who brought you joy instead of fear, someone who left hickeys instead of scars… Yes, it was wrong. It was wrong you fell in love with someone else when you were still seeing Touya, you knew that. 
“Let’s order some food, okay?”, Hawks smiled before picking you up. “You sure you aren’t an angel?”, you let your head rest against his chest, his wings wrapped around you like a blanket. “I’m sure”, he softly chuckled. “What about you? Are you sure you aren’t one?”, he carefully laid you down on the couch. “I’m sure”, your eyes lit up as he placed a gentle kiss on your forehead. 
Hawks was always like this. He was always so gentle with you, as if you were made out of glass. 
“I’ll order something, you get some rest, okay?”. 
--- 
“Doesn’t it hurt?”, Shigaraki turned his head. “She’s happy”, Touya’s eyes fixed on the screen, “That’s all that counts”. “So you don’t want to go and kill him? Because I do”. 
Touya took a deep sigh before he turned the TV off.
“He’s off limits”. “What?!”. “He’s keeping her safe-“. “You can keep her safe”, Shigaraki interrupted his friend. “He’s a pro hero. By now, she’s met his little friends, and I’m sure they’ll adore her just as much as he did. They’re all willing to die for her, but are you? Is Toga willing to die for her? Or Twice?”. 
Silence.
“Right, so I can’t keep her safe like he can, can I?”, Touya grabbed his coat. “Don’t tell me you’re going to spy on her again”, Shigaraki scratched his throat, “That’s just creepy, even for a villain”. 
He knew it was strange, but he couldn’t help himself. He always adored the way you smiled as you handed someone their coffee, or the way you nodded as you greeted a customer.
“I’ll be back soon”. 
--- 
“That’s my girl”, Touya chuckled as his hands rested inside the pocket of his hoodie. 
He was sitting on a bench in front of the coffee shop you worked in. He used a simple disguise, but good enough for you not to recognize him. 
“What are you doing here?”. “Huh?”, Touya looked behind him. “Oh, so someone does recognize me. How’s it going, pigeon?”. 
“What are you doing here?”, Hawks repeated himself. “Nothing, I’m leaving. Don’t worry”, Touya stood up. “Why are you watching her?”. “I’m not”, he walked past the pro hero. “I won’t repeat myself”, Hawks' hand on the villain’s chest. “I’ve let you escape once because she asked me to, but I won’t do it twice”. 
“T-touya?”, you barely whispered. “Y/N, leave”, Hawks replied. “Is that Touya?”, you ignored your boyfriend’s concern. “Touya?”, your hand now resting on his shoulder. 
Yes, his heart broke when he heard your sweet voice again, when he smelled your perfume…
“Let him go”, your eyes glossy. “Y/N, you can’t expect me to let him escape again. He’s a criminal-“. “Let him go, Hawks”. “He’s killed people-“. “I don’t care, let him go”, a single tear streamed down your cheek. 
“Do you still love him?”. 
You wanted to respond, to say no but… 
“Right”, Hawks took his hand from Dabi’s chest, “You do”. 
No, this couldn’t happen. He couldn’t let this happen. Hawks was good for you. He kept you safe, he made you smile… Something he never did. 
“She doesn’t, don’t worry”, Touya slowly walked away, “I won’t come back, but you better keep her safe, or I’ll come for you”, he placed his hand on the hero’s shoulder. “Got it?”, he tightened his grip as he activated his quirk just enough to let that 'pigeon' feel his anger. 
Touya never turned around to look at you, he couldn’t. You knew that, but you wanted to see him. To see that he was doing fine.
“You still love him?”, a confused expression on Hawks’ face. “I’ll always care for him”, you smiled, “But I love you”. “Y/N, I can’t let him walk away every time I see him. I’m a pro hero and he’s a villain. Have you any idea how guilty I feel when I do shit like that? He’s out there hurting people, killing people and –“.
You truly were selfish. How could you do this to him? To someone who saved your life?  
“You’re right”, you interrupted him. “I’m sorry”, your hands eagerly wrapped around his waist. “I just… He just lost his way. He isn’t a bad person, Hawks. He really isn’t”. “I know you believe he isn't, but look at your body. How many times did he hurt you? How many times did he kill? Torture?”. 
He was right, again. 
“Yo, Y/N!”, your co-worker’s voice greeted you. “I know your boyfriend is a pro-hero, but can you come inside again? I could use some help”, he desperately sighed, “These customers are killing me!”. 
“I’ll make it up to you, okay?”, your eyes studied his. “You’re right. He’s a psychopath, and I don’t know why I keep defending him. Just remember that I love you. I’ll see you tonight”, you swiftly kissed him before you hurried back inside. 
“Watch out!”, your boyfriend yelled as he saw you crossing the street without looking. “Sorry!”, you clumsily waived at him, “I’ll see you at dinner!”. 
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mermaidsirennikita · 3 months
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Dearest rogue in your recs and mentioning the dry humping YEEES!! Dry humping is so underrated and unappreciated, it's so hot and fun I wish there were more books with it
Could you rec some?
Honestly, I think dry humping is in general something people should get more on the program with because society needs to get away from penetration being the only source of pleasure.... and in romance novels it's SUCH a good way to ramp up tension and conversely, because of how society is dumb about it you can have the leads be all "it's not sex it's fine". Like. Okay sure.
Historical:
A Week to Be Wicked by Tessa Dare has a famous scene where the hero (a rake) and the heroine (a nerd) are in a room together on a roadtrip deal and hear the couple in the next room having loud sex, and she's all "gross" and he's like "AU CONTRAIRE SHALL I DO A DEMO" and they get off with a sheet between them. It's one of those "well that escalated quickly, that got really out of hand" scenes, which is what dry humping scenes SHOULD BE.
What I Did for a Duke by Julie Anne Long has a scene where I think she's grinding on him when they're on like a bench outside? And she's a super inexperienced virgin so she's on a "if it feels good go with it" kick and he's much older and is like "oookkaaaaaaay simmer down there".
It Had to Be A Duke by Vivienne Lorret has another "she uses him to get off" dry humping scene, we love to see it.
The Madness of Lord Ian MacKenzie by Jennifer Ashley. Ian introduces Beth to dry jumping by having her get on his thigh in like... his brother's living room I think lmao? When there are people that could come in at any moment? Tbh, after reading somewhere around 7 books in this series, I feel like the MacKenzie brothers just give each other a 30 second delay before walking into any room and if it smells like sex they're just like "FINE. PLEASE CLEAN MY COUCH AT LEAST". They're usually all at Hart's house at some point. His Victorian dry cleaning bill is probably fucking insane.
Grace Callaway often has this, I think--I feel like Olivia and The Masked Duke has a scene.
I could be wrong about this but I thiiiink The Lady Gets Lucky by Joanna Shupe has dry humping. It's a sex lessons book, and they often do; I need to reread it.
Contemporary:
The Professional by Kresley Cole has a scene where the hero and heroine start grinding while he's like on top of her in a cornfield lmao. I think this is their first experience together. He's trying to haul her off to Russia to her mob boss father and is all "I CAN'T TOUCH THE MERCHANDISE" but he does touch the merchandise a LOT and she touches back.
The Roommate by Rosie Danan. The setup is that the hero and heroine are roommates, she finds out he's a well-known porn star, she's super repressed and they get an idea to work with other adult film people to create like, sex and sexual health resources for people, and there's a sex position they're trying to like demo together when they're alone to attempt to explain it to people, and it turns into a friend-on-friend impetuous dry hump.
Mafia Madman by Mila Finelli has an excellent scene where Enzo finds Gia chilling Platonically with his brother in the hot tub (a hot tub, where, I might add, Enzo's brothers would just FUCK GIRLS SIDE BY SIDE) and is super ticked about it so he gets in the hot tub and is like "okay babe if you're so hard up for it just hop on my lap and take it for a spin". Which she does. Shamefully lmao.
Paranormal:
Lothaire by Kresley Cole. In general, I think several IAD books have dry humping, but this one is SO FAMOUS and the best dry humping scene I've ever read. Lothaire has Ellie captive because he's, you know, evil, and she's decided to offer him sexual favors in order to get the upper hand (after sagely noticing that he's HARD UP). She's a virgin... but she's not without experience lol, so when he's all "fine blow me" she's like "actually.... I'm an EXPERT at dry humping, and I was FAMOUS in my high school for that" and he's like "lmao sure" but within minutes she has him DYING. She also gets mad at him after and finds him having an existential crisis about it in the shower and throws his cum-soaked jeans at him like "HAVE FUN WASHING THESE ASSHOLE" which I adore. Ellie is my fucking favorite, there are some God tier heroines I will defend to the death and she's one of them.
And in their "own damn thang" castegory....
I mean, all of Sierra Simone's books probably have dry humping at some point, but standouts include:
American Queen: MMF. Ash (President Sexy) makes Greer (his girlfriend at the time) hump his leg to climax while Embry (Vice President Sad Horny) watches because he can Sense The Vibe. And Embry and Greer are all "nooooooooooo :(((" about it while also being very "if you say so :)))))".
Salt Kiss: MMF. After Mark (daddy dom) sends Tristan (bodyguard sub/mild switch?) to guard Isolde (knife sub) on her journey to marry Mark, Tristan and Isolde, who are both very fucked up about Mark but also wildly into each other, have a sparring session that turns into a MAGNIFICENT dry humping scene. I reread it this morning, actually, and it's.... a lot.
A Lesson in Thorns: MMF, FF. A very special scene where during a game of spin the bottle one person makes another person spank the third person, all fully clothed, and perhaps there is some dry humping and perhaps some delicious embarrassment occurs.
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002yb · 1 year
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Current thoughts: Dick and Jay just having a casual intimacy because they have virtually no boundaries with each other. It's nothing dirty but it so close and open that it feels private (a soft brush of lips to eyelids and forehead, hands anchored to waist or arms to pull each other closer when they talk, skin to skin - sharing warmth and smiles - eye contact and reverent lovelorn expressions as the other presses callused fingertips to their face)
And nobody really thinks twice because for them its like breathing - inhale and they see each other across the room, exhale and their in each other's orbit. Until one day someone not used to their dynamic points out “hey their awfully comfortable huh” and suddenly its everywhere. 
Idk just, them and indulgent trusting intimacy, because its you reverent looks- because I love you touches.
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Anon's current thoughts are a gift to my ask omgggggg my heart wasn't prepared for such warm and gentle feelings!! Ahhhhhh thank you for sharing; this is so evocative I can't stop rereading hahaha.
Nothing needs to be added on to this masterpiece, but I'm such a sucker for casual intimacies (and more indulgent intimacies lol). It's just. Their relationship isn't something easily defined - it just is what it is. ;U; So sometimes they're ornery with each other, purposefully pushing and taunting and tormenting just to get a rise from each other (roughhousing and playfighting, games of chase as they snicker and cackle as they triumph or are met with a playful comeuppance).
Sometimes they're soft together, easy comforts and easier affections. Thoughtless touches, fleeting and lingering. Fixing each others' clothes (Dick evening out the drawstring of Jason's hoodie, Jason rolling up Dick's sleeves and getting flustered by Dick's forearm and wrist and pulling down the sleeves again because omg meanwhile Dick is ?? then lol i'm sorry i couldn't help myself; tucking in tags, laughing over mismatched socks) and hair (fringe checks, fluffing up flat spots from impromptu naps; musing hair only to restyle it into some semblance of put-together). Saddling up next to each other, shoulder to shoulder or maybe the entire line of their bodies. Resting their heads on each other's shoulders; resting themselves bodily in the cradle of each other's chests.
Backing up to feet because LOL okay because games of footsies, or simply just bumping the sides of their feet together because any thing more would be too much. ///A//// But also, shoving each other with sock-clad feet. Dick playfully kicking Jason's butt as he walks by (and Jason grabbing Dick by the ankle and making Dick hop around in retaliation hahaha). But most importantly!! Toe curls. Specifically Jason toe curls where he gets shy and just curls his bitty toes. ;U; Another most importantly, but for real this time!! Dick casually squeezing Jason's foot. Thoughtless foot rubs and the endearment that follows when Jason proves to be ticklish.
Sometimes they're just dumb. Young and wild and wanting. Crowding one another's space, nearly close enough to give each other butterfly kisses, to feel the vibrations of each others' laughter. Softer - at a distance, looking for each other in a crowd. Finding each other through an endless stream of strangers and being helpless but to smile.
Oh no, help. I've forgotten what I was writing it just became dickjay thoughts with no actual rhyme or reason. This was seriously lovely though, thank you so much, anon!! Please feel free to share your thoughts again ahhhhhhh they're the s o f t e s t and I adored every moment of reading them. ( ∩ˇωˇ∩)♡
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rizemayu for the ask game you reblogged bc i have to spread my Agenda™️
Oh hell yeah propaganda time with The Ultimate Lesbians™️
When I started shipping it:when you proposed it!
My thoughts:I really like them! I quite like how they are similar in the sense that they are both femme fatales who are entirely set on their goals. I do like the contrast between them as though. Whilst Mayu is driven by money and more worldly desires. Rize is more detached from those and lives a more nomadic lifestyle. I feel like their similar backgrounds yet different personalities could create quite an interesting dynamic. Almost like a dying and tan scenario.
What makes me happy about them: The amount of really sweet hcs I could wrote about them!!! I probably will do that at some point as well. I like how they seem to complete each other. Mayu feels dumb a lot of the time and Rize is willing to teach her. Rize can be power hungry and cold and Mayu is emotionally intelligent and understanding. God there's so much potential here.
What makes me sad about them: The fact that they can only over exist in fanfiction :((((((((( Istg Ishida knew they would be too powerful together and was a coward.
Things done in fanfic that annoy me: The lack of it. I'm going insane there isn't anything please god
Things I look for in fanfic: A fanfic would be nice please and thank you 🙏🙏
Who I'd be comfortable with them ending up with if not each other: I have been partial to RizeKane occasionally in the past but other than that I've never really had any Rize ships. This is probably the only Mayu ship I've been proposed so I really am not sure. Maybe it's all a sign they're meant to be together 🤷‍♀️
My happily ever after: being able to continue with Rize's nomadic lifestyle whilst also being able to find room for Mayu's search for money. Rize spoils her essentially lol.
Who is the big spoon/little spoon: I'd say they probably switch it up depending on who feels they need the most comfort that day. But more often than not Rize's the big spoon.
What is their favourite non-sexual activity: probably just hanging around together. Whether it be at a local cafe or a simple walk in the park, you can usually find them together. Rize also enjoys explaining the book she's currently reading to Mayu and patiently going over any details she feels insecure about not understanding.
I really enjoyed doing this one. I love being able to revisit characters when I do these and my God do I wish we got something. Definition of wrong place wrong time, huh? Please feel free to send me asks I love doing these
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To be so real with y'all i don't like most of the art on this ref sheet anymore. But the info is pretty much accurate and hell if I'm redoing it right now.
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Delilah is boisterous and kindhearted, good at making friends and terrible at thinking before they act. They're easily excited, a massive idealist, and love to feel needed by others. They're a gifted mechanic with a passion for funny robots and big lasers that make things explode. Other hobbies of theirs include prospecting, collecting things like old toys and cool looking rocks, tinkering with old broken-down tech, and saving the Mojave from peril on the weekends.
more info + art beneath the cut!!!!
They're mostly deaf in their left ear (lack of ear) and mostly blind in their left eye. They also avoid all drugs like the plague.
They're gregarious and make friends easily, but their staunch refusal to be vulnerable in front of others renders almost all of those friendships pretty surface level. They tend to smother the people they like in affection, gifts, and acts of service, sometimes to an overwhelming degree.
They're generous and always willing to drop everything and help out when needed-- sometimes a little too much so. They're pretty gullible and their tendency to believe the best in people gets them into hot water often. They also have a strong self sacrificial streak, often fully prepared to get themselves hurt in any number of ways if it will help someone else.
They're clever and quick witted but a pretty slow learner when it comes to anything besides machines. Also, they're prone to doing dumb shit they absolutely knew better than to do just because they never stop to think before they do. They're wholeheartedly convinced that they're an total incompetent idiot. Impostor syndrome.
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their top surgery IS fucked up and crooked. one of their nips literally sits like. almost below their actual pectoral muscle. and they love it theyre very proud of their body.
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They get their tats sometime after the second battle of hoover dam. its ok to draw del without them.
I think thats all the info i have to include!!!!!! ill probly edit this post in the future if i get more lol. thank u for reading if you did read, and please feel free to send any questions about them!!
- Delilah's hair can be any color in the general mauve-purple area. It is canonically inconsistent, so just pick whatever looks right if you draw them.
- They have an underbite! And pretty wide-set eyes. Their face got put back together a little wonky.
- Their nose has a big dent in it bc they got smacked in the face with a shovel. It's also crooked to their right side (again, bc of the shovel.) The scar across their nose sits right in the dent.
- all outfits for them must show off either their pecs or their arms. They'd rather die than button a shirt up all the way. To cover up those tits would be a slight against god.
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