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haaate having to swim up this waterfall why don't we just go somewhere else 😭 at least it's smooth sailing afterwards, thank Guppy for that 🙏
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not a fan of doxxing but pretty sure i just found @/salmon's river lol
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#teddi reblogs #panda don't look
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why are there paws in the water
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Bucky seeing Tony being partial eldritch horror then going "Oh good God damn, I'm harder than diamond."
Tony fearing he is going to he outed by bucky because he saw him. Also the little weirdo saw him and his mom but didn't lose his mind. (Hint bucky mind is already messy). Tony freaking out about the government and magical government finding him out and coming for his ass.
Tony and Bucky unintentionally start dating. Tony momma says "you found a life partner now let him breed you."
Tony horrified and even more confused. He just found out he was a little different person age 8 when he got slimy and all tentacle. Jarvis is the true MVP.
Bucky questioning if he can get Tony a bouquet of fishes drenched in mercury because tony is into that. Squids especially. Bucky didn't pay sam to let him use his boat to get the pretty space god interest.
Bucky definitely isn't having questionable thoughts about what those teeth do.
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The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌
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Shadow is forward for once and Sonic (rightfully so) assumes he's dying
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clarisse: you know Chase, i would have SO much more respect for you if you just weren’t dating jackson
clarisse: even putting aside the multitude of idiotic things he’s said and done over the years
clarisse: i just watched him have a heated argument with a horse. over donuts.
clarisse: because he claims that bear claw donuts have a completely stupid name and should instead be called bear paws, “because the donuts don’t actually depict claws”
clarisse: and then he proceeded to ask a stingray for it’s input
clarisse: because he thought a stingray would know what a bear claw looks like
annabeth:
annabeth:
annabeth: he’s a really good kisser
clarisse:
annabeth: and to be fair, he’s right
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