— Lord Byron, from “To the Countess of Blessington.”
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hsdghdlajahdkf Michael Sheen reading poems from the Romantics?
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Aziraphale reading poems from the Romantics to Crowley?
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Midnight Pals: Ladies of Llangollen
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Shelley: what's going on here
Lord Byron: [tossing hair] ah mary what a vision you are
Lord Byron: [tossing hair] percy and i were just about to visit the ladies of llangollen
Shelley: why are my boyfriends sneaking around together behind my back
Mary Shelley: what the hell is this ladies of llangollen bullshit
Lord Byron: [tossing hair] ah see mary it's a most curious thing
Byron: [tossing hair] two women living together
Byron: [tossing hair] science simply can't explain it
Mary Shelley: they're lesbians byron
Byron: [tossing hair] no see it's these 2 women living together
Byron: [tossing hair] and their lady servant too
Byron: [tossing hair] explain that!
Mary Shelley: what's so hard to understand? it's a fuckin polycule
Mary Shelley: we're literally in one
Lord Byron: [tossing hair] lesbians?
Byron: [tossing hair] oh ho ho only cuz they haven't met me yet!
Byron: [tossing hair] isn't that right percy old man?
Percy Shelley: yes dear
Byron: [tossing hair] now we're off!
Mary Shelley: why're you going all the way to llangollen
Mary Shelley: we got perfectly good lesbians at home
Byron: [tossing hair] what?
Mary Shelley: you heard me fucker
Mary Shelley: byron are you just going to llangollen to hide from your ex girlfriend
Byron: [tossing hair] ha ha mary what a ridiculous notion
Byron: [tossing hair] ha ha just uh
Byron: [tossing hair] ridiculous
Mary Shelley: so it wouldn't bother you if caroline lamb also visited the ladies of llangollen then
Byron: [tossing hair] it wouldn't bother me at all
Byron: [pausing mid hair toss] why? is she there? what did you hear?
[at llangollen]
Byron: [tossing hair] delightfully devilish byron, caroline lamb will never think to look for you here
Caroline Lamb: [barging into llangollen] WHERE'S BYRON
Lamb: I KNOW HE'S HERE
Lamb: DON'T YOU LESBIANS LIE TO ME
Lamb: I CAN SMELL HIS AXE BODY SPRAY
William Wordsworth: i was so inspired by those ladies of llangollen that i wrote a sonnet about them
Wordsworth: "there once was a girl from nantucket..."
Mary Shelley: that's not a fuckin sonnet
Wordsworth: uh excuse me i think i know sonnets
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Please remember that Contessa Guiccioli, Byron's lover while he was in Ravenna, wrote her Recollections of Lord Byron after he died and these are some of the chapters:
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✨Wack-An-Author!!!✨
Pick a dead classic author from this poll that you'd personally want to punch!! This is all fun in games, I love bullying dead people 💛.
Listen everyone wants to beat up Lovecraft. That's a given, no competition. So he's not here.
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Everybody is talking about this new Roman Empire thing, but the real question is: how many times do you think about that cloudy day in 1816 when Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, Lord Byron, Percy Bysshe Shelley and John Polidori challenged eachother in creating the spookiest story ever and "The vampire" and "Frankenstein: the modern Prometheus" were born? Because for me, it happens on a daily basis.
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15-year-old byron's letter signature to his mom
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I love how one summer, a bunch of nineteenth century emo kids wrote some books, kinda making fun of their friend, and somehow they are the reason why now, 200 years later vampires are hot and people still make new art about bringing corpses back to life
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She Walks in Beauty Like the Night
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