#lord of the rings

[torchwood-99]

While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.

[lualuadraw]

failed courtship

[spale-vosver]

[tuserlivia]

VIGGO MORTENSEN as ARAGORN THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING 2003, dir. Peter Jackson

[vanyamire]

some quick lotr studies :]

prints

[miss-carter]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

[cm32maker]

You're not getting away with this one prev, say it loud and clear

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[vlovann]

“Pippin is so confused that he just takes it […]”

W H Y did I picture Pippin as one of those confused ass cats holding something…idek if I can find an example like…

Hold on

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Omg I searched “confused cat holding a toy with paws” on google and I just 😭…

It’s so low quality because it’s indirectly from Facebook

I can’t. It’s perfect.

This is like exactly the face 😭

Random anon from Facebook, if you’re on tumblr and this somehow jumpscares you, it’s because your kitten looked like one confused Peregrin Took.

lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them too and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

[kodasea]

Son of Gondor

[geekysteven]

[omgitzlongdennis]

"sams love for frodo only made frodo worse" I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"theyre right", they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands jrr tolkien.

[retellingthehobbit]

A hand-painted tour through Hobbiton:

A tour through the Shire! <33 Find the full comic these are from at this link.

(Sometimes people ask why my little Hobbit comic takes so long to update, and whether I’m dead, etc etc etc. and the answer is: it takes a long time to say anything in old entish, and we never draw anything unless it is worth taking a very long time to draw.  The world of Middle Earth is very important to me, and I love how rich and detailed it is— so I love spending a lot of time painting these backgrounds, and trying to capture the feeling of that world. In an age where people are replacing artists with machines, I still really do believe that there are people who care about seeing art that’s made with care.)