bilbo: i have the highest standards
thorin: what’s the spanish word for “tortilla”?
bilbo, ripping his clothes off: you absolute dumbass
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has this been done before
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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap on your resume?
Me: That was when darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth…
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pippin: guys we have to be careful, someone here is possessed by an owl
legolas: who?
pippin: that’s the thing, we don’t-
pippin: 👁️ 👁️
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