Gandalf being sent back to Middle earth because his purpose was not yet fulfilled is like if you called in dead to work and your boss was like "You're on the schedule until the end of the 3rd age we need you to be a team player. Also the shift lead quit to pursue evil doings so here's a manager uniform."
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You went to Mordor to destroy The One Ring and save Middle Earth from Sauron.
I went there with a big spoon to eat lava.
We are not the same (I am so, so much worse).
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cause i love the gap between your teeth....
and i love the riddles that you speak!!
taylor really said gollum rights
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Lord of the Rings rewatch 1982829202653621 experience
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Return of the King
Bonus because i cry for like half of the movie in RotK
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It's just a checkup, no need to get the Legolas remix involved.
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[In the Fellowship groupchat after Moria]
Legolas: The sun will rise and we will cry again.
Boromir: You meant try again, right?
Legolas: no
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King Theoden writing his statecraft memoir:
I've learned that the old wisdom is true: when people tell you who they are, believe them.
When your niece tells you she's a warrior, give her a shining sword and allow her to defend her country.
When a job applicant's name is Wormtongue, there is a reason he was given that name, and you should not even let him in for an interview.
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