#lord wtf

[mitskifannumber1]

choosing recovery today, don't know about tomorrow 😘😍

[insoukokuhell-434]

that’s how his line goes right

[starboymp3]

the lotr trilogy are the best movies on earth but one thing i’ll never forgive them is the complete lack of aragorn and éomer friendship. i know i already made a post abt it but i honestly cannot believe these two talked One time in the movies while in the books they became literal besties. what do you mean they promised they’ll fight together, draw swords together, upon literally their first meeting, then repeated the same promise later again and again. what do you mean “Since the day when you rose before me out of the green grass of the downs I have loved you, and that love shall not fail.” what do you mean “And wherever King Elessar went with war King Éomer went with him; and beyond the Sea of Rhûn and on the far fields of the South the thunder of the cavalry of the Mark was heard, and the White Horse upon Green flew in many winds until Éomer grew old.” LIKE HELLO?????

[esthercore]

HSR men and their cum yes this is a 3 am intoxicated low quality post; let me live

Sunday - sweet, he take extra care you like the taste, refuse to make eye contact after your activities

Boothill - alcohol ruins the taste a bit, really not the best, a bit salty

Blade - thin, old man who's body is working overtime, don't mention it, he get angsty

Luocha - sweet/fruity-ish? gets flustered if you mention it

Jing Yuan - thick thick, and has globs, smug smile if you say you like it

Dan Heng - plain, that's it, it's average but good

Caelus - depends on the day, the trash panda consumes a lot of thing he shouldn't so it's a gamble

Aventurine - it's good stuff, creamy and up to your tastes 10/10

Jiaoqui - Oh, oh, this one is a perv, takes extra extra care of the medicinal benefits, consuming lots of herbs, although sacrificing the taste, would yap about how this is good for your health

Welt - old man cum

Gallagher - kinda like boothill's but surprisingly taste good

Dr Ratio - surprisingly the best, thick, creamy, ample amount, and yummy 11/10

i love everyone who like this and enables me <33333

[pepart]

"Once a brother, always a brother, no matter the distance, no matter the differences, no matter the issue."

[mikarons]

quick fanart bc ive been..... obsessively playing this game

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 277

Danny would be pouting, but this? This is actually kind of hilarious. He’d be laughing his ass off if he could, but allows himself to shriek excitedly around the binky in his mouth. Jordan on the other hand has no such thing stopping him, letting out his own toddler cackle as something bursts into flames. 

Their current caretaker- Clockwork’s nephew apparently, who is on babysitting duty for the next couple of decades- coos, and then they’re off again. Someone had apparently wanted their sort-of-Fraid-member to go to a meeting despite him informing them he’d be unavailable.

So of course he- and the three of them and Ms. Teekl the cat- just had to set the whole place on fire. You honestly can’t be that rude! It’s like, not exactly maternity leave, but something similar- don’t make fun of him he’s stuck with a toddler-brain right now! 

(All three of them would’ve had completely toddler minds if not for the fact that they were partially made from ectoplasm) 

Really, it was perfectly normal for them to set the building aflame and disappear into another dimension, even if maybe not for humans. Everyone knew you didn’t try to mess with a nesting Realms being! Especially if they weren’t fully Fraid yet. Honestly it’s all the idiots’ fault. 

[kathiann26]

I have to admit i'm still mad about the change of his 3d model, because c'mon, is so different, specially the eyes

You can't accept easily that this guy

And this one are the same person

Seems like the explosion of the cannon affected him so much when he died

They did him so different in Kung fu panda 4, even my friend noticed it when we watched the movie, he literally asked me "was only me or they changed Lord Shen?", call me crazy but there is someone else that did notice it

[fandomsandfeminism]

😮‍💨 Went out to socialize with some coworkers yesterday. I mention that I'm bi, and then just a minute later that I have a husband.

Coworker (who is a lesbian, for the record, so what follows isnt straight ignorance) that I really do not know: oh, wait, you're married?

Me: ha, yes.

Them: And you're bi?

Me: ...yes?

Them: wow, so like, an open relationship?

Me: ....?????? No?

Them: really?.....so, you're married. In a monogamous relationship? And...you're still bi?

Me: ...................yes? I...still think women are attractive? Like my husband still thinks women are attractive? Getting married didn't change that.

Them: oh, wow, how interesting.

[pixlatedvampire]

💗

insert "these boots are made for walking" joke

[skyxiiocrkblog]

Guys… guys… yall…

Four-armed and part-dragon Dark Cacao??

(Credits to this person for images and inspiration for dark cacao)

[mitskifannumber1]

Got tons of new books, no money, no space to place the books, and a shit ton of mental problems

One could say I'm living the life 🎀

[yuurivoice]

FINNEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE MIGHT BE THE FUCKING GOAT!!!!!!!

THE WAY THIS MF GOT ME WRITING IS INSANE!!!!!!

[opens-up-4-nobody]

😭

[squishybirb22]

Silver and his Sneasel

[threelargeelefants]

I realised I don’t have any games on my phone anymore and I’m wondering if it’s age thing or a general trend so: