#low hanging fruit and such

[lostcryptids]

HONK IF YOU LOVE MEN COVERED IN BLOOD

[exceptionally-stupid]

So Flareon is the only fully evolved fire-type pokémon that cannot learn solar beam. Or at least it was, until the Alola region introduced Incineroar and Salazzle, becoming the first to break a 6-generations-long streak of this pattern.

[grimark]

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that is not your grave

[royalarchivist]

Jack: Do you think you'd ever kiss a fish?

Phil: [Sighs]

Jack: Is it cheating on your wife if you kiss a fish, Phil?

Phil: Depends? Like, on the mouth? Or like-

Jack: What on EARTH does that mean???

Kristin:

Jack: COMPLETELY reasonable, Kristin. That is such a reasonable thing. [...] If you were to ask me off the top of my head, "Hey, if you could kiss any fish, which fish would it be?" I feel- I'm gonna s- I'm gonna hazard 75% of people are sayin' that fish [Lola from Shark Tale] and I'm saying the res- the remaining 25 are saying that one with the scar from Finding Nemo.

[azurityarts]

emera infinity gauntlet

[patientno7]

🙌🙌🙌!!

[christianstepmoms]

[humming-fly]

The best thing about coming into a fandom late is getting to make the jokes everyone else already made 3 years ago

[shivjoys]

i was so caught up in the euphoria of logan roy dying that for a minute i lived in a world where shiv pregnancy arc didn't exist

[remusjohnslupin]

‘Lord, hear me!’ he said. ​‘Now we feel the per­il that we were warned of. Have we rid­den forth to vic­to­ry, only to stand at last amazed by an old liar with hon­ey on his forked tongue? So would the trapped wolf speak to the hounds, if he could. What aid can he give to you, for­sooth? All he desires is to escape from his plight. But will you par­ley with this deal­er in treach­ery and mur­der? Remem­ber Théo­dred at the Fords, and the grave of Háma in Helm’s Deep!’

(dedicated to @eomer // 'a whole decade!' celebration!)

[pliskin]

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #1009

Boxy gets a hold of a mother box: A 4D sentient computer that can create boom tubes and is a catch all tech device.

[bearotonin-international]

Amu is beary happy to be surrounded by so much 🍉🇵🇸🍉

[sonicboomseason3]

sonic boom joke where rouge gives shadow a cough drop and he swallows it whole as opposed to keeping it in his mouth and for a brief 10 seconds his kirk thornton voice clears and becomes jason griffith. literally jason griffith. then he coughs and his voice goes back to being kirk

[unfortunatelyilikebnha]

Tbh it’s so funny to me that albedo is made of chalk and may destroy mondstadt and klee is the daughter of a witch and obsessed with bombs but despite being weird as fuck individually they still have a more normal sibling relationship than both kaeya and diluc AND jean and barbara

[aromantic-diaries]

Love is in the air? Wrong! air pollution

Taylor Swift going on a quick trip to her back yard