#lucifer swd

[anintrovertedechoe]

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

[the-great-chimera]

Mc: *trying to annoy lucifer* "Miss me miss me now ya gotta kis- uh...."

Lucifer: * smirks* "Now I gotta what?"

Mc: * shoves him and tries to walk away* "No nothing nevermind"

Lucifer: * chasing after them* "Nonono, now I gotta what???-"

[kittievampire]

We all talk about lord Diavolo and Beel’s chest but what about Lucifer’s we some kinda fic about that 🗿

MmMMmMmmm, I see, I see. I gotchu fam

Sorry this took so long!

Lemme see what I have in my bag, my dear~

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Warnings: VERY suggestive, VERY thirsty MC, Fluff, Mentions of sex, After-sex cuddles n' such!

Enjoy.

You loved everything about Lucifer

Ever since you met him, you knew that you'd fallen head over heels for his appearance. When you'd gotten to know him, your heart was practically in the palm of his hand, waiting to either be toyed with or caressed. You truly were so vulnerable. Perhaps it was why you felt so safe when you got close to him.

Physical affection was your love language, the sin could tell as much when he'd first met you. It made the tense muscles in his face soften and a warm feeling pool in his chest. Over time, the two of you became accustomed the cuddling while in his study. Usually, you'd come in when you needed to be alone, or he'd text you when he was especially frustrated with the workload he was carrying on his shoulders. You'd even fallen asleep on top of him a numerous amount of times.

When the two of you'd gotten together, the physical affection only increased in intimacy. Innocent cuddling turned into mind-blowing love-making almost instantly. Every time, after the show, you'd wrap your arms around him and snuggle your face to his chest. Lucifer always loved to see you so close to him. It fills him with pride to know that you find comfort in his arms, which he promises to shield you with for eternity.

However, you couldn't help but admire his bulk as time went on, especially his chest. Now, Lucifer was no barbarian. The only hair he kept around was on his head, so nothing would poke your cheek or your hands whenever you'd want to feel him up. And, hell, you could not stop feeling him up.

It was like an itch that had to be scratched. Every time you'd meet, you'd place a hand on his chest, caress it, nibble at it (depending on whether or not he's wearing a shirt, of course), or push your own chest against it. No matter what it was, you just had to feel him up one way or another.

And, that's usually how you ended up in these situations. All fucked out and lying next to him in bed, completely naked with messed up sex-hair.

This time, he managed to notice your infatuation. You pushed your face against his chest and let out a sigh in bliss, earning a chuckle out of the raven-haired sin. "Darling," He cooed softly into your ear. You responded with less of a word and more of a noise. You were too tired to form proper sentences. "What exactly is it about my chest that you admire so much?" He asked with a small shit-eating grin on his face. "I can't say I'm not flattered, but it does pique my curiosity, love."

The bastard was looking for a self-esteem boost and he knew it!

You craned your head up to look at him, catching his piercing red gaze that always reminded you of roses. "Comfortable, safe," You managed to murmur out despite your sleepy state. You gently pecked his lips before closing your eyes and snuggling into his chest once more. "Hot," You said in no more than a whisper, voice going silent as you allowed sleep to whisk you away.

Lucifer let out a soft chuckle, tucking a few strands of your hair behind your ear. "I see." He looked at you with nothing but compassion in his eyes, pushing some of your hair from your forehead to plant a soft, sweet kiss to it.

"Goodnight, my dear."

Hope you liked this, anon!

[jackalopesao3]

Idk I just enjoyed this banter. Breakdown those stereotypes my boys!

[isa-solasun]

WHEN YOU TALK TO YOURSELF FT. LUCIFER

. content warning: fluff/crack, spacing out, mentions of you getting possessed

. headcanon format: bullets

. note: purely self indulgent, this is how i act and how i want my father reacts if there's one lol. i'm not even sure what this is, just a bunch of comfort writing mess. i just want some oddly soft lucifer :]

LUCIFER, THE AVATAR OF PRIDE

the first time lucifer found out about this is when you were on cooking duty and he came in to ask whether you need his help or not you suddenly laughed so hard you need to put down the plate you were holding.

he was taken aback but decided to not think about it at first, but as time goes by and lucifer had witnessed you done it multiple times, he can't help but felt the need to ask you about it.

when asked you answered with a nonchalant "i was just imagining stuff.", he was concerned for your well-being. was this type of behaviour common amongst humans?

if so, he failed to understand.

nevertheless, he won't comment anything on it any further and would silently watch from afar whenever you talked to yourself.

he would be very gentle on touching you in some way to get you out of the space you seem to often float around, though. this old man is afraid of hurting you in your most vulnerable.

especially in public because he wouldn't want people to think you were possessed in devildom.

yeah. that'll be weird.

all in all, lucifer would just act like a distressed father whenever you start to hold back giggles staring straight at a wall. i mean, what if some spirit possesses you without him noticing? lucifer would not take any chances.

and although never shown, lucifer is genuinely worried and confused so try not to do so around him alright?

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[wepsi]

Say my name, louder ~ Lucifer(smut)

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Part one is here

female reader

Tw: tying up, fingering, spanking, choking, biting, toys, anal, cunnilingus

Scenario: You distracted Lucifer through his meeting, sexting him and sending pictures, and now it is time to reap what you sow.

Lucifer calmly walks through his bedroom door, though his pants gave away how calm he actually was, he walks to the bed and pulls your face up to his by your neck and hums,

"Distracting me like that, did you really think you would get away with this? I'm going to make you a mess tonight."

He glances you up and down, you looked disheveled and you reeked of arousal which was driving him feral. However, your clothes were still on, exactly opposite of what he demanded. Lucifer looks back up to you, with a smirk and mischief in your eyes he realized you definitely read his message. He loomed over you, turning into his demon form and growing in size as he chuckles,

"Well aren't you a brat tonight, are you so fond of punishments?"

With his hand still on you and watching him sprout his wings and horns, with the light behind him illuminating, he looked breathtakingly beautiful. You were a little frightened but extremely turned on.

Lucifer tore off his tie, and tied your arms in front of you, bound by your wrist. He brings your hands up for a soft kiss, and twirled you around to bend you over the bed. You turned around to watch Lucifer as he took off the glove on one hand with his teeth, he looked so hot doing that. Noticing you, he flashes you grin with his fangs showing, and leans over to bite your waistband, pulling it to your ankles and pulling your legs out with his hands.

Lucifer shifts you legs to be wide apart, which causes you to squirm. He licks up your leg, giving your inner thigh a nibble, and up till his face was level with your weeping pussy. You might have disobeyed his order of nakedness but your definitely prepped for him. The scent of your arousal floods his nose, and he has to stop himself from taking you right then and there, but where's the fun in that? He buries his nose in your heat letting your scent intoxicate him, he groans in excitement at how wet you were, lapping up the fluids he lets the tip of his tongue touch your clit and the base drag through the rest.

Teasing your clit, you moan softly in response, Lucifer works patiently, licking and sucking till you were impatient for more. You knew you were greedy to ask for more but it just felt so good, slightly wiggling your hips on him. Lucifer lifts up his ungloved hand and gives you a swipe up and down, then lining up to enter but just as you were about to sigh in release he pulled it out and gave you a hard slap on the ass.

You half moan half yelped at the pain. Lucifer stands up, trailing his hand down from the back of your neck to your tailbone...

"Oh dear, I almost forgot this is suppose to be a punishment and you were here greedily enjoying my tongue, you need to be spanked bad girl."

His hand trailed to your tailbone and the round of your ass, his hand lifts and another spank rings through the room along with your cries. As your heat was abandoned, it is greedily taking any stimulation, the spanks were painful but they also felt so good. Spank after spank, your ass was red and tender, pleased with the marking of his territory, Lucifer guides the hand on your tender behind to your dripping heat.

"How am I suppose to punish you when you are such a whore, sigh, i suppose I should reward you now for being such a good girl."

Lucifer with his gloved hand, grabs the back of your neck and holds you down onto the bed. His finger enters your needy hole, his fingers are soooo much bigger than yours, and even more so now he's in demon form. If this is his fingers how are you going to fit him? He coats one finger and then inserts the second because you already used a dildo beforehand. Your small toy was not this long though, you let out a groan. Leaving his fingers in Lucifer circles your clit with his thumb. Then while still stimulating you he starts pumping, slowly at first then getting deeper and rougher. With you head pushed against the bed and nothing to grip onto because of your tied hands, all you can do is focus on the dizzying pleasure and the squelch of your heat because of how wet you were becoming.

From the start Lucifer was torturing you, taking his time switching from eating you out, spanking you, and now fingering you. He knows what you want and he's making you wait for it just like he had to in the meeting. You were getting close but there is no way he will let you finish, plus you wanted HIM. You knees slowly gave out from the pleasure and Lucifer is propping you up with his knee. Knowing you were nearing your limit, he smirks and leans into your ear,

"I want to hear you beg for it."

"Oh devildom, please Lucifer I can't take it anymore! I want you, I want you so bad. Please fill me up, I've been a good girl yes? Please sir..."

Lucifer was at the end of his patience as well, he was going to take you regardless, but hearing you beg always did something to him. He takes off his belt, tapping it lightly on your ass thinking of ideas for next time. Taking out his cock and pumping it a few times he lines it up with your entrance. He grabs your face and forces you to look at him,

"I want to watch your face as I fill up your needy hole."

You could not cover your face in embarrassment, and threw your head back and moaned in satisfaction when you finally felt him entering you, finally you felt so full and connected with your demon. Lucifer had to stop himself from rabidly fucking you after seeing your satisfied, and lustful expression at him, wanting to give you time to adjust. Yet you were already needy and grinding back on him, Lucifer holds you by your throat, he finally lost his own patience and starts ruthlessly fucking you. With every slap between your bodies your ass stings a little but it's drowned out by the overwhelming pleasure, you were shamelessly moaning loudly, and even he couldn't hide his grunts.

Glancing to the right Lucifer noticed the toy you were using earlier, how dare something other than him please you? He picks it up, lubes it with your slick and his precum. You try to look back seeing what's the pause, when you felt something enter your ass. You gasped with tears decorating your eyes. Lucifer continues his pace as you start moaning out his name, his pumps becoming frantic as both of you were getting close.

"Say my name love"

"Lucifer"

"Louder."

"Lucifer,.... Lucifer,........ Lucifer!! I'm so close, deeper, Please!"

Lucifer buries himself in you as deep as he could, he bites your shoulder as he gets over the edge with your voice so sweetly screaming his name. You orgasm as well as you feel loads and loads of cum fill you up, does demon form effect the amount as well? Lucifer continues grinding into you, both of your cum spilling out with each thrust, riding out the high. When it was finally over Lucifer pulls you to his chest and carries you to the bed to spoon cuddle.

"Wow, maybe I should disobey you more often."

"Just you try that little girl see what happens."

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[myearts-uwu]

I stopped playing Obey Me for a long while now (I got back into playing a bit near the end of 2021 but that only lasted for a couple weeks I think?)

But then I heard that obey me nightbringer finally came out and I was curious about it. Cause one, why are they making a new game (I stopped around lesson 21 last time so I have NO CLUE of what happened in future chapters which went up to… 80???) and two, it’s apparently more of a rhythm game?

So I decided to check it out today.

…

Well guess who kinda got addicted to that game?

Ps: I absolutely ADORE this UR+ of Lucifer. It’s EXACTLY the kind of lucifer I love to see! Tired and exuding mega father energy. Not daddy. Father.

[ithseem]

Human World Flowers

A Yassification

[sheepishpink]

Here's some nice quality pictures for scholarly useage. ☺️🧐💋❤

[kimiko-dear]

Part 37 of The Summer of Serenity.

[algaedo]

I’m not saying Lucifer is gay but

- pride is his sin

- his birthday is in June

- his animal is a peacock

- he has a boyfriend

[anintrovertedechoe]

MC: who the fuck took my capri sun i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

Lucifer: it was me.

MC: what.

Lucifer: it was me

MC: …why.

Lucifer, clearing his throat (with a little smirky smirk on his face): it tastes like demonus and i miss it, you whore.

MC, squinting: well fucking played, bitch.

———

based off this post right here!

btw Lucifer planned tbh is out for months like the nerd he is, everyone laugh at the old man (affectionate)

[butlike-obeyme]

Diavolo after he kidnaps MC from the human realm: But, Lucifer, I love them!

MC: [tied to a chair] Sir, I did not agree to any of this. Now can you please call the fucking cops?!

[kittievampire]

So long/odd request but hear me out

Mc and Lucifer are in a sugar-rotting relationship and brothers and undatebles react

Lucifer spoils Mc so much like…mammon gets in trouble he gets hung from the ceiling Mc does the same thing they get away scot-free Satan has been begging for a cat for eons nope! but Mc wants one of course. He gets them tons of expensive gifts and if Mc ever wants something they only have to bat their eyes at him. It's not like Mc is using him though they dot on him a bunch too. And whenever they get in a fight loud moans are followed within a few minutes (if you know what I mean) but feel free to ignore 💙

I was in the middle of class when I read this and I was WHEEZING

I am a firm believer in Lucifer spoiling the MC rotten and leaving his brothers to fend for them damn selves but denying any sort of favoritism

I only did the brothers this time, I hope that's okay 😭😭😭

Sorry this took so fooking long to make 🥲

Lemme see what I have in my bag, my dear~

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Warnings: Very suggestive, jealous bros lmao L

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You and Lucifer had been dating for a few months now. Though, one would think you'd just gotten together with the way the two of you treated eachother. Or maybe that you were newlyweds in your honeymoon phase.

Lucifer treated you like a goddess. There was constant praise and worship, he'd drop everything if you asked, and he'd spoil you rotten with his love. You would return the favor, of course. Every now and then you'd surprise him with a new cursed vinyl, which he'd listen to all night if not spending it with you.

However, the brothers believe that you're getting totally unfair treatment.

Mammon

Baby boy was spending a lot more money than usual

He was playing a new gambling game he'd downloaded on his D.D.D.

When Lucifer got home, he immediately scolded the second-born for a solid 45 minutes

He announced that Mammon was on "lock-down" and wasn't allowed to ask anything of anyone, nor was he allowed to spend money

He was hung from the ceiling

And Goldie was taken away, too

Mammon was pissed the fuck off

So, when he noticed you were spending a lot more money, he did tease you for being greedy

"Oi, human, ain't splurgin' on shopping supposed to be mine and Asmo's thing? Lucifer's gonna be on yer ass if ya spend too much. Just be careful."

He says this and is genuinely a little worried that he'd see you hung from the ceiling as well

Lucifer confronts you about it in front of Mammon

"My Love, may I know why you've been spending so much grimm recently?"

First off, Mammon didn't like how he started that

How come you got that sweet conversation starter?

What he got was, "Mammon, what have you been wasting your money on this time?!"

Though, he still suspected it'd go downhill, and that he'd need to jump in to protect you at some point

"Oh, just some things... I can't tell you what they are, but I promise this is a rare occasion, Luci." You said, gifting him a kiss on his cheek

Lucifer smiled at you. "Alright, as long as you're being responsible, I trust you."

...

WHAT?!

"WHAT?!" Mammon shouted, earning a slight jolt from you and a look of annoyance from Lucifer

"What, Mammon?"

The Avatar of Greed froze. "I-I-! Y-You—" He paused before letting out a small groan

"Nevermind. Forget about it, yeah?"

Leviathan

Snekboi missed roughly a week of school and wasn't attending his online classes

He was grinding this new game he got so he could keep his spot as one of the top players!

He just couldn't afford to take his attention off of his D.D.D. for a second, the price would be too high!

Of course, Levi ended up being scolded by Lucifer

"Your priority must be your studies, Levi, do you intend on dragging Diavolo's name through the mud?"

How Diavolo was relevant was beyond him

But, Levi still had to sit through a lecture

He also got his D.D.D. taken away from him for a week

Not only did he lose top-spot, but he lost a majority of his self-esteem as well

So, he was obviously worried when you started skipping as well

"Uhh, MC, I'm not sure you should stay home today. Lucifer's not too kind to those who slack off."

But, his warnings fell upon deaf ears

You decided to take a few days off, deciding that you just really didn't feel like going to RAD

You woke up with a migraine one day, couldn't get sufficient sleep the other, and you just took another day to catch up on sleep and what work you had

Leviathan actually tried to stop Lucifer when he saw him outside of your room

"Lucifer, maybe they were feeling really bad or something, I don't think punishing them is a good idea, please show mercy! They're just a human!"

"Quit your whining, Levi. Or do you want to be given the Mammon treatment?"

This made Levi yelp and cower behind him, watching as Lucifer knocked on your door

You answered it, and Leviathan bit his nails nervously

"Hey, Luci," You said, greeting him with a small kiss to the cheek

"My Love," He started softly. "Are you feeling alright? You haven't been attending your classes. Is something wrong?" He asked, a hand reaching up to caress your cheek.

Error 404 not found

Leviathan.exe has stopped working

You smile sweetly. "I'm okay, Lucifer, I just really wasn't feeling up for RAD these past couple of days. It's nothing to worry about, promise!" You say, quite enthusiastically.

...

NANI THE FUCK?!

Levi SWORE you were about to get bodied

But, no

Lucifer just smiled, chuckled softly, and left with an "Alright, take care of yourself, Love."

Bullshit

You're fucking hacking

Satan

Satan wanted to bring a cat into the HoL

Lucifer reminded him of how he brought more cats than were allowed and "turned the House of Lamentation into the House of Cats"

Very fucking salty about it, but ultimately got over it (for the most part)

He saw you bring a little feline home and immediately rushed to your side to help you take care of it

It was a stray with a few wounds from other cats

He helped you bandage it and feed it, all the goods

"MC, I must warn you that Lucifer isn't exactly fond of pets... Let alone cats," Satan said, stern gaze meeting yours

You tilted your head in confusion. "Why is that?"

Satan was a bit hesitant to tell you, so he gave you the shortened and sweet version

"We had a bit of a cat problem a while back, he just really doesn't like cats. Dog people, am I right?" He scoffed

"Satan, what did I say about bringing in cats?"

Satan lowkey jumped a bit and turned his head

The fuck did he come from, bro is teleporting or some shit

You immediately hold the kitty close to your arms, looking up at Lucifer with doe eyes

"Luci, I'm sorry! I was the one who took in the cat, but he was hurt! Please, can we just keep it for a little while, at the very least?" You begged, the black cat in your arms meowing at Lucifer

Satan sighed. He was about to tell you that it was no use, that Lucifer couldn't be bought or reasoned with on this topic. That may have been his fault and he was sorry, but there was absolutely no way Lucifer would budge on this-

"Fine."

...

...

Um

What

Satan sat there dumbfoundedly before the two of you as you continued to converse, trying to process the events that had just taken place

Lucifer said yes

To you

For a cat?

Huh...

He was upset for a mere moment, but then a light bulb went off in his mind

Perhaps he could use this to an advantage

Satan's definitely going to try and get you to be a wild card whenever him and Belphie are pulling pranks on Lucifer

Just so the eldest will be a little more lenient

Now he knew Lucifer's weakspot

He found himself laughing maniacally in his mind as he realized just how much him and Belphegor could do with you as a cushion whenever they'd get in trouble

Asmodeus

"But, Lucifer, all of products in my favorite cosmetic brand are going on sale today! I have to get every single one of them or else I'll be..." Asmodeus gasped

"Trashy!!" He cried out, practically leeching off of Lucifer's arm as he continued to beg

"Asmodeus, no! You and Mammon are both on lockdown for the rest of the month! Now, get off of me!"

Lucifer managed to pry his younger brother off of him and slammed ether door shut to his office, leaving a near-on sobbing Asmodeus in the library

That's when he heard you

"Lucifer, must you always be so rough on your siblings?" He heard you ask, making him gasp and sigh dreamily. "Oh, darling, you always come to my rescue when I need it!" He said, his voice not loud enough to penetrate the door

"MC, I suggest staying out of my family matters. They have nothing to do with you."

Asmodeus could tell from the other side of the door that an argument was likely about to ensue

However, when the two of you started raising your voices, he could also sense some... Arousal?

"Oh!"

"Oh."

It wasn't long before he could hear your moans and whimpers from the other side of the door, lewd slapping noises making him step back a bit

Asmodeus couldn't help but giggle a little

He honestly didn't mind this as much as his brothers did, he found it really entertaining that the two of you endulged in his sin after such a heated argument

Asmodeus approves 👍💖

Beelzebub

Poor baby gets scolded so often for raiding the fridge, especially late at night

He's usually told to go to bed, and that these late-night trips to the fridge aren't good for him, all that

He couldn't help it, it was his sin! That was no fair!

Lucifer ended up putting him on lockdown after 11pm, meaning no trips outside of his room whatsoever

Beelzebub would usually try to get some snacks into his room before that time, but he usually ran out rather quickly and was left with a rumbling stomach

That's when you came in, holding two arm-fulls of snacks

Quietly, you pushed the door closed with your foot

You knew Belphegor was a heavy sleeper, but you still wanted to be quiet anyway, so as not to wake the Avatar of Sloth

You saw the gluttonous ginger perk up when he saw you

"MC?"

You smiled, dropping down the snacks before him

"Lucifer didn't say I couldn't raid the kitchen. I figured you'd be hungry, so I got you some snacks."

Bro bear-hugs you

He lowkey almost breaks your spine with how tight he holds you

"Thank you, MC! Can I call you sister, please? Get married to him quick so I can call you sister!"

You blushed at this comment, chuckling softly

"I'm working on it, I guess," You choked playfully, patting his back

"Beel, I need to breathe."

Not really all too jealous

A bit sad, but he gets over it when you bring him food

Lucifer never says anything about it tho when he finds out you're the one who's causing such a snack shortage

Belphegor

He was constantly scolded for pulling all kinds of pranks on Lucifer

There was that time he threw his D.D.D. in the trash, lit his coat on fire

All harmless things

So, when he catches you attaching a can of whipped cream to... Something in the fridge, he immediately raises a brow at you

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Ahhh, just setting up a little surprise," You chuckled out

At first, he thinks it's for Beelzebub, but Asmodeus had taken him shopping with him earlier with the promise of free food afterward

"For..." Belphie trailed off, hearing footsteps nearing the kitchen

Immediately you close the fridge and take your seat in front of a plate of food you'd made yourself earlier. "Sit down," You whispered to the Avatar of Sloth

As he shuffled to a seat next to you, he realized what you were up to and put a hand over his mouth

Lucifer walked into the kitchen, greeting you and the youngest with a smile and a "Good morning."

You picked up a piece of the pancakes in front of you with a fork, putting it in your mouth and humming to yourself. "Luci? Could you pass me the butter?" You asked softly

Lucifer nodded, turning and opening the fridge

Immediately, whipped cream sprayed all over his face, some falling onto his chest

Belphegor bursted into a fit of laughter, immediately giving you a high-five and wiping a tear from his eye as he clutched his stomach

"Oh, that was good!" He choked out in between laughs

Lucifer turned to look at the youngest, wiping off a large portion of the whipped cream on his face

"Belphegor, did you do this?"

You snickered beside him, looking up at Lucifer

"I thought you'd like a snack, Luci~" You hummed out, giggling softly

Belphegor mentally prepared himself for a 45 minute lecture

There was a pause, making him shift a bit in his seat as his laughter died down

Suddenly, Lucifer began to laugh

It started out small

Then, his laughter boomed in the room, bouncing off of the walls

"Huh,"

This confused the fuck out of Belphie

Like, ummmm what

"You've gotten me, MC, well done. I needed that laugh." He said, walking over to you and wiping some whipped cream off of him, putting it on your nose

He dismissed himself, saying he was going to wash this off of him

Belphegor was silent for a moment

"Hm?"

"You get laughter and boops after pranks and I get lectures and scoldings... Favoritism at it's finest. The Anti-Lucifer League could make use of this."

He'd explain more, but he was getting too sleepy

Shit was fun asf to write, thanks for requesting

I hope you enjoyed this, anon!

[jackalopesao3]

This whole thing made my overly emotional ass tear up. The bond between these two always gets me right in the feels. And the next day he’s stringing Mammon up but still lol

[isa-solasun]

Mammon's worst nightmare. i'll try finishing it lmao