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hetaliatxtpostz · 7 years
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*England and France steal little Germany.*
France: Look kid, we need to know about your brother. 
England: Does Prussia have any weaknesses?
Germany: If you stab him in the chest it’ll... hurt him. 
France:...
England:... well, yes, I suppose he’s right.\
France: We tried that. 
Germany: When he gets shot, it also--
France: Just take him home.  
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hetaliatxtpostz · 7 years
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Prussia: Ludwig put down the potato!! *Aside to England* It wouldn’t be the first time he killed someone with a potato. 
Germany: Wouldn’t be the second time either.
Prussia: Bro... deep breaths.   
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