#lumax incorrect quote

[shieldofiron]

Is a word of this a lie?

[hersheyalmond]

Dustin, to Steve: Happy Father's Day Steve *genuinely smiles*

Steve, with glassy eyes: ...W-what?

*The kids bringing in a cake*

The kids, in unison: Happy Father's day Steve!

*Steve starts sobbing*

Dustin, hugging Steve: You deserve it

[ineffablelvrs]

[piliharrington]

Max: I need you.

Lucas: For?

Max: Ever.

Lucas [voice cracking]: Oh, okay.

[ahhrenata]

princess bride time :)

[whos-avi]

Dustin: Time for plan G.

Lucas: Don’t you mean plan B?

Dustin: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Eleven: What about plan D?

Dustin: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Will: What about plan E?

Dustin: I’m hoping not to use it. Mike dies in plan E.

Max: I like plan E.

[sebyplay]

Nancy: why are you crying?

Robin: MAX AND LUCAS KEPT DROPPING HINTS THEY LIKE EL AND SHE DONT EVEN NOTICE IT!

NANCY WEARING A BLACK SHIRT WITH BRIGHT PINK LETTER SAYING "I LOVE YOU ROBIN, PLS DATE ME": ……

[willbyerssupremacist]

my favorite stranger things ships as cute cat pictures

because it's 4am and i can't sleep

[hawkinsincorrect]

Max: I love you, okay?!?

Lucas: The words are nice, but the tone is scary.

[polyamorous-elevenv2]

El: The moon is beautiful

Lucas: Yes, but you know who is more beautiful?

Both: Max.

Max, lying between them and blushing furiously: sTOp-

[marvins-linguinie]

eddie: who's most likely to stay single for the rest of their life?

max: steve

mike: steve

will: steve

dustin: steve

el: steve

lucas: steve

steve: jokes on you, im dating eddie!

eddie:

steve:

eddie: that's not how we planned-

dustin: so, you're saying, that you and steve...

lucas: ARE TOGETHER?

[bisexual-cryptid]

lucas: would you slap your best friend in the face for a million dollars?

max: i would round house kick you in the face for free.

lucas, voice cracking: i’m your best friend?

[jaegerisim]

Lucas: How do Max and Mike get out of these messes? Will: They don’t, they just start a bigger mess that cancels the first one out

[steddiemunsonsworld]

Steve: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Eddie: >:O language

Robin: Yeah watch your fucking language

Dustin: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ROBIN THE FUCK WORD?

Max: 'The fuck word'.

Lucas: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Robin: Oh my god he censored it

Max: Say fuck, Lucas.

Robin: Do it, Lucas. Say fuck.

[piliharrington]

[At the hospital]

Steve: Do you remember anything?

Max: Only the ambulance ride here.

Steve: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Max: ...But I heard a siren.

Steve: That was Lucas.

Lucas: Sorry, I got nervous.

[thatskindagaytho]

lucas: you know i’m regretting showing you two how to work the blender

max, handing el another glass of toast: why would you say that?