I meant to have this up way earlier, but life got in the way. ^^' One day poll! Let's go!
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The Teen Wolf movie sounds like what happens when actors fail to recognize that instead of filming something they could just go get dinner and catch up.
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Derek: Being a man sucks
Lydia: Being stiles’s man wouldn’t
Derek: *blushes*
Stiles: Are ya hitting on Derek, for me?
Lydia: Shut up, it’s working
Derek: It is.
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What if Teen Wolf just replaced Scott's character with Danny? Like Danny goes wandering through the woods one night for whatever reason and gets bit. He doesn't want to go to Jackson because he's freaking out and it's Jackson so he goes to the one person that won't sent him to mental hospital after hearing the story of what happened in the woods. Stiles Stilinski, who he knows slightly better because Stiles' best friend, Scott is quickly getting more popular (and more distant) since he started dating the new girl, Allison (who is popular because she is also Lydia's new best friend). And since Scott is more distant now, Stiles quickly agrees and the two become friends.
(+ Danny teasing Stiles about Derek)
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Stiles: I CAN'T DO IT!
Scott, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Stiles: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Peter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Stiles:
Stiles: I appreciate it,
Stiles: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Allison: Stiles-
Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Lydia: Stiles we gotta-
Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Stiles: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Stiles, motioning to Derek, in his wolf form, high on wolfsbane: NOT FUCKING THIS
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do i have any intention of watching the atrocity that is the teen wolf movie? No.
do i have any intention of reading the fix-it fanfics about said movie? Yes, very much so. 
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[TW/Sterek] Expression
Stiles: That's ridiculous, Derek doesn't have a crush on me.
Lydia: Yes he definitely does.
Stiles: Really?
Lydia: How can you be so dumb to see that?
Stiles: I don't know, maybe it's because he kept shoving me against the wall and giving me those intense stares like he's ready to rip my throat out!
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Practicing colors with my hyperfixations for the moment
1. Karmagisa
2. Zosan
3. Banshee Lydia
4. Stilinski-Hale Fam
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Scott: Derek said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the Alpha eyes. He meant it!
Stiles: Calm down, dude. Derek threatened me. He threatened Lydia. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon, get real.
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Scott *entering room* : Why’s Stiles lying face down on the carpet and screaming and why did Derek just pass me muttering about jumping off the roof?
Peter *having the time of his life* : It’s all just a- *voice breaks* - lil strange innit boys?
Stiles *screams intensified*
Scott: .. wh-
Lydia *trying to figure out how Stiles is one of the smartest people around* : We went to negotiate with the new pack
Malia *cackling with Peter* : The one possessive over its pack?
Scott: .. Right
Peter *snickering* : And Stiles here was with Derek making introductions cuz the rest of us *gestures to him and Malia* were… cautious
Stiles *screaming while lying face down*: YOU WANTED TO PLANT LANDMINES IN THE FOREST
Peter: Thats what I said.. anyways, the leader stepped forward, pointed to a woman in her pack and said, “She’s my mate.”
Malia *losing her mind and falling to the ground laughing while Stiles screams become louder*
Scott: and?
Peter: And what do you think our brave, snarky, cunning and smart Stiles said?
Stiles : IT WAS NOT MY FAULT OKAY IT WAS A MUSINDERSTA-
Malia *wheezing* : HE POINTED TO DEREK AND SAID “He’s my mate”!
Stiles *turning bright red* : I THOUGHT THEY WERE BRITISH OKAY?
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