#mac mcdonald

[charlieism]

sunny is weird bc its like. That Kind Of Show Yknow. but then if u watch it with gay glasses on its literally the most insane long-lasting unparalleled INSANE gay storyline in television history

[d1rtgru8]

really shitty doodle cos i have not drawn any sunny thing in like 2 years and i wanted to see if i still could lol

also dennis has always been so freaking hard to draw for me

[nordenhelm]

[egonkula]

she's so important to me actually

[dumpster-dory]

@gryphll thank you for the opportunity to recreate my favourite meme with sunny characters

[youreeatingthedog]

The gang - There There

[someofitwastrue]

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

The Gang Solves The Bathroom Problem (13.06)

[nekomaidennis]

another sunny dump

[ghostboyhood]

its ironic that charlie saved macs life in a way that mac has been desperate to do for someone his whole life

[starnyart]

The gang of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as cartoon characters (OC)

[springsteenicious]

This is how Macdennis gets together in season 17. no, it's just a drabble I wrote about them getting together and Mac being super pumped about it. might be slightly OOC I'm still getting used to writing these characters

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"Okay, try this one," Charlie said, offering two cups of a suspiciously cloudy green beverage to Dee and Frank. 

Dee sniffed the drink. "This smells like vinegar, Charlie, what's in this?"

"That smell would be the vinegar, yeah. Then there's milk and absinthe." 

Dee scowled and put the drink down. Frank shrugged and knocked it back in one go. He made a face afterwards. "Woah! That's intense!" 

Charlie grinned and nodded. "Yeah, that's what I was going for." He looked around the bar. "Where's Dennis? I want him to try it." 

Dee looked around as well. "Yeah, and where's Mac?" 

Suddenly, the door to the back office flew open. Mac burst out, a huge grin on his face. "YES! It finally happened! This is the best day of my life! FUCK YEAH!" He ran behind the bar and hugged Charlie tightly, lifting him off the ground a little. 

"What's happening?" Charlie asked as Dennis came out of the back office as well. 

Dennis sat down calmly next to Dee. "I kissed him." 

"Dennis kissed me!" Mac shouted. 

"Fucking finally," Dee grumbled. "What made you snap?" 

Dennis shrugged. "I'm old as shit, I don't want to keep avoiding it." 

"That's awesome, guys. Mostly for Mac," Charlie said, patting Mac's back since they were still hugging. 

"It's the most awesome thing ever," Mac said. 

Charlie finally peeled away from the hug and pushed Dee's neglected glass towards Dennis. "Try this drink I made." 

"It's vinegar, milk, and absinthe," Dee said. 

Dennis frowned. "No. That's disgusting, Charlie." 

Charlie rolled his eyes. "Fine. Mac?" 

Mac moved his hand to pick up the glass, but Dennis gave him a look. "If you drink that, I'm not kissing you again for at least a week." 

"You're gonna kiss me again?" Mac asked, grinning and moving away from the drink. 

"What? Yeah. Why wouldn't I- Whatever. Don't drink that shit." 

"So are you two, like, boyfriends now?" Frank asked. 

"Are we?" Mac asked Dennis. 

"Sure." 

Mac pumped his fist several times, chanting, "Yes, yes, yes!" 

"You're such a loser," Dennis said. When Mac's celebration turned to pouting, Dennis amended, "It's cute, though." Mac beamed and pumped his fist again. 

"This is seriously the greatest thing to ever happen to me," Mac said. 

"Since when do you like men, Dennis?" Frank asked. 

"Since always," Dennis said. 

"What? No way," Mac said. 

"Yes way. I experimented in college and I've been banging guys ever since. I just never told anyone." 

"I don't believe you," Mac said. "Why wouldn't you tell us?" 

Dennis gives him a look. "You were always banging extension cords together and talking about how the gays are going to hell, why would I tell you that I liked men?" 

"Oh. Sorry. Why didn't you say anything after I came out, though?" 

"You were way too clingy and I didn't want to be with you just yet." Dennis shook his head. "It doesn't matter. We all know now, we're together, it's fine." 

Mac giggled. "We're together." 

"I think you broke Mac, dude," Charlie said. 

"I've just been waiting for this moment for so long I can't believe it's actually happening," Mac said. "Thirty years is such a long time to wait." 

"I know," Dennis said. 

"You can't complain! You're the reason we waited thirty years!" Mac said. 

"I am not! If you were more comfortable with your sexuality we would have been together in our twenties!" Dennis said. 

Mac sighed. "Okay, fine. But you're definitely the reason we didn't get together when I came out!" 

"Sure, whatever." 

Mac smiled and turned to the rest of the gang. "Okay, next matter of business: How soon is too soon to say I love him?" 

"I'm right here, dipshit," Dennis said. 

"Five minutes is definitely too soon," Dee said. 

Charlie shrugged. "I don't know. You've been saying you love him since we were, like, twenty-eight." 

"But that was in a friend way," Mac said. 

"You can say it whenever, just don't expect me to say it back," Dennis said. 

"You don't love me?" Mac asked, a pitiful look befalling his face. 

"Yeah, I do, but I'm not saying it," Dennis said. 

Mac's mouth dropped open in a silent scream. Then he turned and grabbed Charlie by the shoulders. "Is this real? You heard that? I'm not dreaming?" 

"It's real, dude, chill out," Charlie said. 

"I just can't believe Dennis actually loves me back." Mac let go of Charlie and turned back to Dennis. "I love you." 

Dennis smiled a little. "I know." Mac leaned across the bar and kissed Dennis. Dennis moved his hands to cup Mac's face, keeping him in the kiss. 

"Boo! We don't wanna watch you two faggots making out all the time," Frank said. 

They broke apart. "We got together literally five minutes ago, let us have this," Mac said. 

"Actually, Mac, I think we should go home," Dennis said. "We should celebrate our new relationship properly without these idiots around." 

"You're so right, Dennis." Mac came back around the bar as Dennis stood from his seat. Then Mac easily picked Dennis up bridal-style, making Dennis shout in surprise. "See you losers tomorrow." With that, Mac carried Dennis out of the bar.

"Good for them," Charlie said. "Now, I'm gonna have those guys try my drink." He set up another round of vinegar milk drinks to bring to the old guys in one of the booths.

[eeternalferret]

ahhhh I love him. he’s so stupid. and awful. and my favourite human.

[cruiseshipmoment]

You know, I can see why the immediate thought when seeing Mac bring out a whip would be, "Oh, a sex thing." But I don't think it actually is. It reads to me as a compulsion induced by his religious anxiety, which was particularly bad that season.

In that scene, he's panicking about having failed God and failed the church leaders over missing in shuffleboard. The fact he thinks God cares how he does in shuffleboard should perhaps be a sign that something is off. He's obviously very upset, doubled over and talking with a distressed tone, before he decides to "fix it" by getting someone to injure him. That kind of "I made a mistake ➡️ I failed God ➡️ God is mad at me ➡️ I need to [do something painful] to myself so I can be a better person" thought pattern is fairly common in scrupulosity.

We've seen Mac hit on men in strange ways before or be horny at inopportune times. This doesn't seem like that. He's only upset, not conflicted or happy because he's in denial about how non-platonic he's being with a man.

Also there's the "I don't wanna get smacked around!" bit in "Mac Finds His Pride," which to me is a pretty clear statement that he doesn't enjoy much pain in a sexual context.

[theoldkyokodied]

Guess who has been rewatching iasip...

[egonkula]

worlds grumpiest girl gets stuck at the bottom of a pool

[charliework16]

the best predetermined funeral photoshoot in history