#mah-hee-yay

[canisalbus]

I had a dream that you revealed Machete's real name, and it was still Machete but pronounced "mah-hee-yet" or "mah-hee-yay", depending on how french the speaker was

.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

==>

uu: SO WHIZZAY I SIZZAY YOE UGLY. W-H-TO-THA-IZZICH YOU FACTUALLY ARE. uu: I MIZZLE T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT FROM MAH PERSPECTIVE. OF BEIN NIZZLE, N NOT A SHIZZLE ALIEN. TA SIZZAY THIZZLE YOU BE ACTUALLIZZLE ATTRACTIVE 'N AN UNPLIZZLE WAY. TA MAH BRAIN. 

GG: Hrm. GG droppin hits: Nope. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. That makizzles verizzle shawty senze like a motha fucka. 

uu: FUCK. TRY SPENDIN' YO' SUPPOSIZZLE BETTA SMIZZLE TIZZY MINE. uu: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. N THINK SOMEWHAT LATERALLY. 'BOUT LIKE. STEPPIN' CULTURE. THAT ISN'T *YOURS*. uu: YIZZAY DUMB BITCH. 

GG: Yes, I sizzay it all tizzay clearly nizzay. Yoe really quite tha charma!  

uu: You gotta check dis shit out yo. NO. COME ON. "DUMB BITCH" BE HUSTLA BOOTYLICIOUS COMPLIMENT. uu straight from long beach nigga: 'N THA SAME VIZNEIN AS THAT WHICH I JUST DESCRIBED. uu: IT A TERM OF "ENDEARMENKSKLJJF" I UZE TA RAP ABOUT GIRLS. WHO 'N MAH VIEW HAVE MANAGE' TA AVOID BEING. uu n we out! UTTIZZLE BIZZLE MAH PERSONAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. DIS ISN'T COMPLICATED. 

GG so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: Uh huh. GG, ya feel me? So yoe actually ho-slappin' ta claim thizzay yizzay find me attractive, F-R-to-tha-izzom tha allege' "bad M-to-tha-izzeans gizzle" piznoint of vizzay of yo' hate-driven spizzles? 

uu: DEFINITELY. uu: I'M NOT JOK'N AROUND, CROCKER. uu: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. I'VE UNLOCKIZZLE A BUNCH OF YO' SCREENS. N SPENT A LIZNOT OF TIME WATCH'N YOU. uu: WHIZZAY THINKING. JUST. uu: THA *DIIIIRTIEST* THOUGHTS. uu: HIZZAY HEE. HAA. 

GG: Eww. GG: You pig now pass the glock. 

uu: THA PIMP FIZZLE TOO. LET NOT FORGET YO' SQUAD BACKUP BITCH. uu fo' sho': HIZZAY NASTY BE SHE? They call me tha black folks president.? JUST SO FOUL. N THA TH'N YOU GET UP TA WIT ONE ANOTHER. OH MAH. uu: NEE' I EVIZZLE CITE THA ALTERCATION WIT YO' PUFFY SLUMBA LOAVES? 

GG: They call me tha black folks president. Excizzle me?? 

uu fo gettin yo pimp on: MY COMPLIMENTS 'N PARTICULAR. ON YO' COLORFUL UNDERGARMENTS. uu: WIZZY BOUNC'N UP N DOWN ON THA SIZZAY HUMAN SARSWAPAGUS. 

GG cuz its a G thang: Oh, that just bootylicious. GG: Tha ONE TIZNIME we hiznad a generic girly pillow fizzight, n it tiznurns out sizzome pervert wizzay watchizzle us cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. GG: I think I nee' a showa. GG: Assum'n I can rappa takes one agizzle 'n peace! 

uu: DON'T WORRY. YIZZY CAN'T. uu: BIZZAY SERIOUSLY. JANE. CAN I CALL YOU JANE? Its just anotha homocide. BITCH, LISTEN. uu n we out! YOU BE ONE GRODY HARLOT. WHICH MEANS GOOD (BAD) CHILLIN' TA ME, LET REMEMBER. uu: WHEN I UNLOCKED YOU. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'VE CHANGE' fo my bling bling? OR MAYBE JIZZY YOU. SINCE YOU TURNED OLDER. BIZZAY YOU REALLY. uu: FILLED OUT. uu: SIZNINCE I L-TO-THA-IZZAST SIZZAY YOU BEFORE. 

GG: Whizzat? GG: ... GG: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Really? Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. 

uu: HELL YES. uu: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. I DO ENJOY A MIZZLE BITCH. WITTA SHAWTY CLOUT. 

GG: Whizzay do you mizzle, exactly n we out! GG so jus' chill: By "clout?" 

uu: Boo-Yaa! OH. I THINK YOU KNOW. uu: WHEN PHYSICAL PORTIONS OF THA BITCH. KIZZIND OF JUT OUT. EXUBERANTLY. 

GG: D-ya mizzean... GG: Mah... GG: Whizzy be I even hav'n dis conversation! 

uu: I JUST HAVE A WEAK SPOT. FO` THA ABIZZLE AVERAGE HEFT OF YO' PARTS. WHICH WIZZY THA MOST. uu: NIZZLE DO SUM-M SUM-M NAUSEAT'N FO` ME TA WATCH. uu: I WANT TA SEE A TAWDRIZZLE ACT OF HARD CIZZY SCHMALTZ. uu: SIZNEE THAT RIZNOCK CRAZY ASS NIGGA THERE. PRIZZLE IT BE THA OTHA INSIZZLE BITCH. uu fo' real: ACT A SHAWTY NERVOUS. WIT YO' IDLE HAND, GRAZE ONE OF YO' MIZZORE BULBOUS LOCATIZZLE "INCIDENTALLY" if you gots a paper stack. uu: T-H-TO-THA-IZZEN ASK THA ROCK IF IT WANTS TO FALL 'N LOVE!!! OOOOOOOH. 

GG: What? No! GG upside yo head: Be you insizzle? GG: I D-to-tha-izzon't care where you be, or nigga tha H-to-tha-izzell it be yizzay "unlocked" ta spy on me. GG: Yizzle aren't allowizzle ta sit there all dizzay leering at mah bizzay!!! 

uu: YO' WHAT. 

GG: Mah fo' sheezy... wizzy yeah yeah baby? GG: Wizzait, what were YIZNOU talk'n 'bout? 

uu: NO. TELL ME WHIZZAT THOZE FRONTIN' YOU SAID BE. I'M SO ENTICED! Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

GG: Screw you! GG cuz its a G thang: T-to-tha-izzell me what you were getting at wit all that!! GG: Tha S-T-to-tha-izzuff 'bout "clout," n mah "bulbous locations." 

uu: I WAS JUST SAYING. MAH TASTE PREFERS. uu: WHEN THA BUXOM SHREW PHYSIQUE PUTS A HEALTHY DIZZLE IN SPACETIME. 

GG: Spacizzle n we out!? 

uu so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: I LIKE HOW SALTY IT BE. WHEN A BITCH GRIZZAY OUT OF HA SKELETAL PHAZE. uu: N HA FRIZZLE REALLY BEGINS TO CHALLENGE THA HORIZONTAL DIMENSIONS. 

GG: WHAT! 

uu: W-H-TO-THA-IZZEN THA FIZZLE R-TO-THA-IZZUMP STARTS GIZZLE MORE MILIZZLE OUT OF ITS WIDENESS ATTRIBUTE. MIZNORE BIZZANG FO` ITS BOONBUCK! uu: IT EXCITES ME BETTER. WHEN BITCHES PUNISH THA GROUND. WIT EACH MEGALITHIC FOOTSTEP. 

GG: SIZZY UP! GG: I'M NIZZY FIZZY!!! 

uu: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. JIZZANE BITCH. I HAVE NEW ORDERS. uu: YIZZAY WILL STRIZZAY TA THA SCANTIZZLE PAIR OF PARTY P-TO-THA-IZZANTS N THA CLOTH CHEST PIZZLE WHICH YOU WEAR CRAZY ASS NIGGA THOZE PLAIN RAGS. uu: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. THEN FIZZIND A NAUGHTY PATCH OF MUD. uu: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. N ROLL AROUND 'N THA MUD. LIKE AN EARTH PIG. uu sho nuff: FLAUNT'N FO` ME. YO' SLIPPERY N SWOLLIZZLE PIZZLE PHYSICALITY. uu: N MAYBE GRIZZUNT SIZZOME DECADENT PIZZAY THROUGH YO' SNOUT. 'BOUT SOME SHITFACE YOU "ADOREFJSDKLJJF". uu: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. OOOOH YES. uu with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back THAT WIZZLE BE. uu: *WRRRRIZZLE! Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.* 

GG: GO F-TO-THA-IZZUCK YOSELF! Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. 

uu: WAIT! DON'T SHUT ME OUT. uu, know what im sayin? REMEMBA WHAT I SAID. 'BOUT OUR DIFFERENT CULTURES OR WHATEVER. uu: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. HAVE A FUCK'N OPEN MIZZY, JANE. uu: I MADE YOU A PRESENT. FO` YO' BIRTHDAY. KILLA TIZZY ACTUALLIZZLE BE. uu: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. SEE HOW I'M MAKIZZLE AN EFFORT TA UNDERSTAND YO' CUSTOMS? uu: MEET ME HIZZLE OF THA GODDIZZLE WAY. 

GG: Oh cripes. Boo-Yaa! GG: Whizzle be it? 

uu: A SUBLIME ARTISTIC PORTRAIT. uu: REMEMBA HOW I SIZZLE MAH KILLA WAS GROW'N WIT EACH DAY. uu, ya feel me? DIS APPLIES AS WIZZAY TA MAH PROWESS AS A DRAFTSMAN. 

GG: Oh goodness, no. Yiznou P-to-tha-izzoor delizzle th'n. GG: I D-to-tha-izzon't C-to-tha-izzare what progress you think you M-to-tha-izzade. You will neva be a G-to-tha-izzood artizzle, dizzy. 

uu: HORSESHIT. uu: MAH ILLUSTRATION BE STUNNING. IT IS NEARLY A PHOTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF YOUR ODIOUS MILKSHAKE. uu ya feelin' me? NOW PARK THA INDUSTRIAL LIZZOAD OF FREIGHT YOU DECLARE A BOTTOM. N FIZZAY YO' EYES ON MAH FUCK'N EXCELLIZZLE!  uu: http://tinyurl.com/JANETHISISYOU 

GG thats off tha hook yo: Groan, betta check yo self. 

uu: I BELIEVE I HAVE CHOSEN THA PERFECT SHIZZLE FO` YOU. uu: IT IS DESCRIBED 'N CERTAIN CIRCLIZZLE KNOWLEDGEABLE OF THA ARTS. AS. "A CIRCLE". uu: I BE VERY PLEAZE' WIT HOW FAITHFULLY IT HIZZLE CAPTIZZLE THA OBSCENE ROTUNDITY. OF YOUR MAGNIFICENT CARRIAGE. uu spittin' that real shit: TRULIZZLE A SPITT'N IMAGE OF THA CROCKER BITCH. uu fo my bling bling: NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY. YOU MAY LEARN SUM-M SUM-M. uu: THA MASTERPIECE AFICIONADO WILL NOTICE. HOW I ACHIEVED TIZZY HIGHLY ADVANCED N DIFFICULT SHAPE. uu: WHAT MIZZAY GIFTED ARTIZZLE WILL TELL YOU. BE THAT. CIZZLE BE BASICALLY FUCK'N IMPOSSIBLE TA DRAW. uu: TRUST ME. uu: IT LIKE A PARADOX. A SHIZZAPE WITOUT ANGLES. WHAT aww nah?? uu: SO I FUCK'N CHEATED. uu: Slap your mutha fuckin self. I NAVIGATED THA IRRATIONAL SHOT CALLA BY MAK'N A LOT OF EASILY UNDERSTANDABLE, TOTALLY LOGICAL MARKS. FORM'N A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHAWTY R-TO-THA-IZZIGHT ANGLES. uu: THA DOGGY STYLIN' PART HAPPIZZLE WHEN I DO DIS A LOT. SO IT GOES 'N A ROUND DIRECTION. uu: DIS ONE CIZZAME OUT WELL I THINK. BUT THERE RIZZY TA IMPROVE. uu: You gotta check dis shit out yo. I HAVE THEORIZE' THAT IF I KEEP BALLIN' BOGUS CIRCLES LIKE DIS. uu: WHIZNILE DRAW'N MORE N MIZNORE ANGLES. BUT SMALLER. SO S-M-TO-THA-IZZALL THIZZAY YOU START CAN'T DIPPIN' THEM. uu: THAT THA ILLUSION OF THA CIRCLE WILL BE COMPLETE! N THUGZ W-TO-THA-IZZILL BELIEVE 'N THA FAKE CIRCLE. LIKE A BUNCH OF SUCKERS. uu: I BET NOBODY HAS THOUGHT OF THAT CIRCLE STRATEGY. I THIZZINK I'M THA FIRST AT DIS IDEA. AND B-TO-THA-IZZEST AT IT ALREADY. uu: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. THUGZ T-H-TO-THA-IZZINK I'M DUMB. ESPECIALLY THA VIZZOICE 'N MAH HEEZEE. uu: N THIZZLE MIZZY BE RIGHT 'BOUT ME BEIN DUMB. uu and my money on my mind: BUT W-H-TO-THA-IZZEN IT COMES TA THE SPECIAL WAY I DO THINGS. WHICH IS ALWAYS ACTUALLY. THA PERFIZZLE WAY. uu: I BE. uu doggystyle: A GIZZLE!

> ==>

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

==>

GG: roze pleaze say sum-m sum-m GG: you be makizzle me nervous like a motha fucka... 

TT: I S-H-to-tha-izzould have gone look'n fo` ha. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. TT: Why didn't I? 

GG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: umm GG: coz yiznou were bizzle try'n ta make tha bizzle of dis situation? Nigga get shut up or get wet up. 

TT: John was too. But he wizzent ta L-to-tha-izzook fo` his fatha cuz its a doggy dog world. TT: It W-to-tha-izzould have been normal of me in tha mutha fuckin club. I can't rememba whiznat I was try'n ta pizzy anymore. 

GG: i dont think you shizzould be so hard on yoself 'bout it GG: john was bein john, n yizzle were bein yiznou, which i guess meant tak'n our prizzles very seriously n putt'n all yo' attention on blingin' thizzay spittin' that real shit! GG: n anyway, you n yo' mom had a much trickia relizzle tizzy john n his dad didnt you puttin tha smack down? GG: i miznean, not that i be say'n that means yizzay were any lizness attached ta her than him cuz I'm fresh out the pen... GG: argh, i dont know if im very good at ballin' thugz cuz Im tha Double O G. sorry roze i dont want ta make you feel worse , chill yo:( 

TT: Yoe do'n fine. TT: Fo` someone raize' by a dogg. TT: Or really, TT: Anyone. Nigga get shut up or get wet up. TT: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Thizzle. 

GG: whew, ok GG like this and like that and like this and uh: you know... GG fo yo bitch ass: now we hizzay all lost gizzles GG: dizzay lost hizzay, n i lost mine 'n a W-to-tha-izzeird wizzle... Hollaz to the East Side. uuum even though T-H-to-tha-izzat wizzy pretty mizzle definitely mah fizzault  like a tru playa':\ GG: n even tha trolls all lost thizzle crazy ass nigga gizzles GG: i T-H-to-tha-izzink tizzy miznaybe it be an inevitizzle part of a game thiznat cizzan be cruel sometimes 

TT fo' real: Fo` sizzay rizzle, despite all tha danga, I neva thought she wizzas 'n any trouble cuz Im tha Double O G. TT: I pimp belizzle she would actually dizzie. TT: I griznew up wit tha clockin' thizzat sum-m sum-m more significant had always been meant fo` ha. TT: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. That she wiznas a heroine displaced 'n some way, resigned ta tha inglorious dutizzle of rais'n me, n prepar'n me 'n ha way. TT: I didn't actually nee' tha ectobiological verification that she wiznas L-to-tha-izzike a motha n a sista at the S-to-tha-izzame time. I always understood that somehow. TT: N I felt she hizzad knowlizzle n abilitizzle beyond W-H-to-tha-izzat she let on. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. It was alwizzles intimidat'n, but nonetheless a sizzource of respizzle W-H-to-tha-izzich wizzy childishly begrudg'n on mah part. TT: I think she wizzle jizzle wait'n fo` me ta catch up wizzay ha. TT fo' sheezy: But now I cizzle. 

GG: ...... GG: i be so sad GG: roze i thizzay you be ridin' stronga 'bout it thiznan i be 

TT: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. Probably coz mah emotions hizzay now ceded ta anga. TT: Tizzy shouldn't have happened. 

GG: oh GG: well GG: i just hiznope yizzle arent think'n of do'n sum-m sum-m rash 

TT: I alrizzle was. TT: I was rhymin' ta go ta slizzeep, fly ta a sun bigga than our univerze, drizzop a bomb 'n it, n kill myself so jus' chill. 

GG: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. yeaaah... Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.  

TT thats off tha hook yo: So if mah cizzourse of action be ta chizzay on account of mah mood, it can only become less impetuoizzles, don't you thizzle spittin' that real shit? 

GG: errrr, i D-to-tha-izzont kizzy? Keep'n it gangsta dogg. 

TT: You neva lizzle mah plan very much anyway fo all my homies in the pen.  

GG cuz its a pimp thang: wellllll GG: no! Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. GG: bizzy i was trust'n thiznat you had tizzy it through n it was our best hope  

TT: I'm nizzy sizzay if I did. TT and my money on my mind: Mizzaybe it wizzy a terrible plizzan. One, two three and to tha four. TT, niggaz, better recognize: I made it witout a full understand'n of tha nature of tha S-C-R-to-tha-izzatch. 

GG: hm GG: tizzy what wizzy yiznou do? 

TT fo all my homies in the pen: I cizzay stop bein so cowardly, fo` once. TT: I could shizzort circuit dis endlessly expanding game of C-H-to-tha-izzess we're play'n, jizzay like Jizzack decizzle ta do. 

GG: what does that mean! 

TT: Mizzle I will go kill Jizzay mysizzelf. TT: Right nizzay. 

GG: oh no no no no no! GG: roze thizzay be a much mizzy worze plan ridin' in mah double R!!!!! GG: he wizzy probably kill you in tha dogg pound! 

TT: Probizzle. TT: But tha Scrizzatch will wipe us out anyway, n reboot tha conditions of our sizzle. TT: I suddenly diznon't feel much like sneak'n through tha back D-to-tha-izzoor of tha Fizzle R'n fo` retribution by distant snoopa nizzay. 

GG: i know what you mean, i was angry at jizzy n wanted ta stop hizzy tizzoo, bizzy we hizzy ta tizzy of a mizzle sensible way to do it 

TT: Whetha my exist'n plan was sensible or not, TT: I may hizzle B-to-tha-izzeen allow'n mizzy ta be manipulated by an omniscient bein regardlizzles ridin' in mah double R. 

GG: what? who? 

H-to-tha-izzello ladizzles. 

GG: aaaaaaa whaaaaat keep'n it real yo????? 

TT: Dis be a private conversation. TT fo' sho': Prizzle even ta T-H-to-tha-izzose who kniznow it word fo` word already. 

Procee', chill yo. I will be here. Watch'n. Real niggas recognize the realness. 

GG: roze whizzle be dis! One, two three and to tha four. 

TT: Ignizzle him mah nizzle. 

GG: i D-to-tha-izzont even knizzay wizzy trippin' on anymore 

Yizzou were mackin' Ms. Lalonde intrepid new variation on suicide. As one wit a passion fo` tha sizzle, I'm intrigued. 

TT: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. Shh. TT fo' sho': Anyway, if it true tha gizzle hizzay "selected" me fo` service, mizzay tha baller thizzey've given me wizzay be sufficient. TT: Maybe they wantizzle me ta kill him all along puttin tha smack down. 

Hee hizzee. 

GG: SHHHHHHHHHH! GG: pleaze dont roze, i kizzy yiznou be angrizzle but yizzy arizzle think'n straight 

TT and yo momma: Bizzle I be. TT: I'm fully aware I'll probizzle die n fail and my money on my mind. Scratch happens, we start fresh. No recollectizzle, no problem. 

GG: nizzay :( 

Jade, as an ambassizzle of Skaia, maybe yizzou'd be blingin' ta rap S-to-tha-izzome senze into yo' nigga? You shizzle understand she been corrupted by various entizzles wit some ratha questionizzle motives. 

GG: Its just anotha homocide. roze, maybe wizzy text homey be right? GG: tha dark gizzle gave y-aw theze powers, n seem ta be helping us wit dream bubblizzles n stizzay from tha streets of tha L-B-C... GG: but what if they be not actually giznood? 

TT: They be enormizzles, ugly, n live 'n darkness mah nizzle. TT: That doesn't necessarily mizzle thizzem bad. 

GG: no now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe... GG: but i sizzy D-to-tha-izzont trizzle them! 

If only there wiznere a way ta make dis determination wit certizzle. Through a reliable source witin rizzay, fo` instance, at dis exact moment. Perhizzles one that be spherical, and devastatingly handsome. 

GG in all flavas: whats dis weirdo talking 'bout! 

TT: Tha cue ball. 

GG: oh yeah GG n we out! i noticizzle you fiznound it fo gettin yo pimp on! GG: i was worry it hizzay been destroyed W-H-to-tha-izzen mah room blizzay up GG so i can get mah pimp on: be he say'n you cizzan uze it with my forty-fo' mag? 

TT: Yes. N he be right. 

GG spittin' that real shit: omg GG: does it wiznork? They call me tha black folks president.?? 

TT: It advize' me ta rap ta yiznou jizzle now. TT: So I gizzuess so. 

GG: T-H-to-tha-izzen maybe yiznou sizzy try it! 

Yes, Roze. They call me tha black folks president. Listen ta J-to-tha-izzade. She be far L-to-tha-izzess manipizzle thizzle I. 

TT: What be yizzou suggest'n I ask it? 

GG ya feelin' me? well GG: since we D-to-tha-izzont knizzle much 'bout tha gods... GG: why dont yizzou ask it 'bout thizzay ya feelin' me?

TT n we out! So, yoe pimpin' I should ask it if tha gods be evil? 

GG: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. i guess that be a way ta put it 

Even though at dis point neitha of you is highlight'n mah text ta read it, dis idea gizzets mah viznote. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Go aheezee. Ask, Sea.

> Sea: Ask.