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loumands · 7 months
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NOT THE UNNAMED IWTV WRITERS SAYING SO HORNY THINGS ABOUT THAT OLD MAN THAT THE PR FIRM CENSORED THEM
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punkgeekcryptid · 1 year
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Hey Sam!! for the series ask ; Hawaii Five-0, IWTV,BTV,Criminal Minds , Shadow and Bone
Hey Sara!!
Hawaii Five-0
❤ Favorite Male: Steve McGarrett
❤ Favorite Female: Kono Kalakaua
❤ Favorite Pairing: McDanno (Steve/Danny)
✖ Least Favorite Character: Wo Fat and Catherine Rollins and Doris McGarrett
✔ who’s most like me: Danny Williams
❤ most attractive: Steve, Danny, Kono
❤ three more characters that I like: Chin Ho Kelly, Max Bergman, Adam Noshimuri
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IWTV
❤ Favorite Male: Lestat de Lioncourt
❤ Favorite Female: nope not a one
❤ Favorite Pairing: Lestat/Louis
✖ Least Favorite Character: Claudia
✔ who’s most like me: truthfully none
❤ most attractive: Lestat de Lioncourt
❤ three more characters that I like: Louis de Pointe du Lac, Daniel Malloy, N/A
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BTVS
❤ Favorite Male: Spike
❤ Favorite Female: Willow
❤ Favorite Pairing: Spike/Angel
✖ Least Favorite Character: Xander
✔ who’s most like me: Spike or Giles for two very different reasons
❤ most attractive: Spike
❤ three more characters that I like: Giles, Anya, Tara
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Criminal Minds
❤ Favorite Male: Aaron Hotchner
❤ Favorite Female: Emily Prentiss
❤ Favorite Pairing: HotchReid
✖ Least Favorite Character: Haley Hotchner
✔ who’s most like me: I'd like to say Spencer Reid or Penelope Garcia
❤ most attractive: Hotch, Reid, Garcia, Prentiss
❤ three more characters that I like: Derek Morgan, David Rossi, Will LaMontagne
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Shadow and Bone
*truthfully haven't thought of this show in a hot minute and all my opinions have changed since I first watched it*
❤ Favorite Male: Kaz Brekker
❤ Favorite Female: Inej Ghafa
❤ Favorite Pairing: Kaz/Inej
✖ Least Favorite Character: Mal
✔ who’s most like me: Jesper Fahey
❤ most attractive: Kaz Brekker
❤ three more characters that I like: Nina Zenik, Matthias, Fedyor
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loumands · 1 year
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My favorite Louis’ strategic lie by omission moment is still when in the first episodes he conveniently shows himself and Lestat going to sleep only when they happen to be fighting so he can imply that they sleep in separate coffins, but then Claudia’s narration later reveals they actually mostly sleep in the same coffin and those scenes were just the vampiric equivalent of Lestat being exiled to the couch
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loumands · 1 year
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This scene is so funny now in hindsight. Like they really were basically having sex right in front of Daniel’s salad. Why. Just for shit and giggles? Voyeurism kink? To psychosexually terrorize Daniel? Just to commit to the bit? Either way forget all the killing and maiming this was literally the most deranged thing they’ve ever done
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loumands · 1 year
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We lucked out so good with Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid i still can't believe it. They brought in Grey Worm from GoT and pulled out some guy from australian hinterlands or wherever they've been keeping him, neither of them being what most fans originally had in mind. And then Jacob so vividly brought alive a character that has never been done justice and Sam just got straight up possessed by Lestat. AND they proceeded to have literally one of the most mind-alteringly good chemistries between onscreen couples ever in history. Making me fully buy into the characters' tortured gothic romance and feel like they're always seconds away from rawdogging each other. I would say they were raised in a lab but this is magic and fate in action i'm serious
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loumands · 1 year
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After years of pretending he doesn't care anymore Louis literally swam across the river so he could throw his man's mistress out of her own house and hatefuck him in her own bed. Cinema!
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loumands · 8 months
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loumands · 3 months
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loumands · 1 year
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Jacob Anderson should get an emmy for this single acting choice of going tongue first alone. Will expect this level of commitment from every actor from now on
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loumands · 9 months
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My favorite parts in this are Sam calling Louis (and by extension Jacob) a 'very, very, very beautiful man' and using the phrase 'got the hots for him' which sounds like something an australian old lady would say
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loumands · 10 months
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The euphemistic way he phrased this like 'i'm drinking the blood (serial killing people again), he ended it with the singer (murdered his mistress whose name i refuse to even say)'
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loumands · 4 months
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Jacob Anderson saying he didn't work with a dialect coach and crafted his nearly perfect nola accent by just observing people is insane. I'm once again mad over him not getting emmy nom like who the hell had better performance than him last year
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loumands · 5 months
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Louis being so offended by his sister thinking he could've had a divorce and gotten together with another man he said i might be gay but i'm still catholic
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loumands · 1 year
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Guys. Guys. I just. Love Daniel Molloy so much you don't understand. Every character in this show was adapted so well but he may be my favorite of them all. I think aging him up was genuinely such a great and interesting choice because it adds so much to the themes mortality vs immortality, youth vs old age, regret. He's the link to humanity in a show filled with unhuman characters. I also particularly love him as a bi character because he's such an unique contrast to the common bisexual stereotypes in media. Like look at Lestat (who's also a great character) who to paraphrase that one post is prancing around like a cartoon horse on amphetamines. And then there's Daniel. He's just some guy. He's an old crotchety guy. He's done with everyone's bullshit. He's by no means unattractive but he's also not conventionally hot. He's shockingly competent and intelligent. He will voluntarily fly to the other side of the world in the middle of pandemic to get locked up in a house with monsters who could kill him any minute. He can outwit centuries old creatures. He wears grandpa sweaters. He's a stone-cold professional. He can listen to stories about supernatural serial killing with neutral attitude but gets upset about editorializing. He's a massive cunt. He's kind. He's an activist, he's mildly homophobic. He's a cynic and he's a romantic. He will slap an infinitely more powerful vampire in the face. He's a recovering addict. He's a dad. He's constantly tired and has chronic pain. He loves his family. He's a two-time pulitzer winner. He's almost the only man in this show who isn't thinking exclusively with his dick BUT he also has a staggering amount of repressed horniness. Truly the most character. I hope he'll get to have gay vampire sex in season 2
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loumands · 9 months
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Calling himself a whore another certified Daniel Molloy moment
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loumands · 1 year
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Fascinated by how little sympathy Lestat and Claudia show for each other over their respective similar traumas. When Lestat talks a bit about his past Louis is deeply moved and it was probably the moment he felt he could forgive Lestat; meanwhile Claudia is first taken aback but then again cold and composed. Later she intentionally brings up Lestat’s past to make him angry and distressed. To Claudia Lestat talking about his trauma was either lying, manipulation, or just plain meaningless. Lestat uses Claudia’s experiences to consciously trigger her and there’s so much viciousness and mockery in the way he acts about it. They both use each other’s trauma as a weapon and revenge, seeing it as a weakness that deserves to be exploited and mocked. There’s certainly many reasons behind it but i think one of them is that they’re both projecting their own self-hatred on each other and feel like hurting the other is a way to take control of what happened to them
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