AEW Fake Rankings, 7/15/2024
Men's singles division - babyfaces
Swerve Strickland (AEW men's world champion)
Jon Moxley
Bryan Danielson
Will Ospreay (AEW international champion)
Mark Briscoe (ROH men's world champion)
Orange Cassidy
PAC
Kyle O'Reilly
Katsuyori Shibata
Tomohiro Ishii*
Men's singles division - heels
MJF
Adam Page
Kazuchika Okada (AEW continental champion)
Jack Perry (AEW TNT champion)
Chris Jericho (FTW champion)
Konosuke Takeshita
Roderick Strong
Kyle Fletcher
Big Bill
Rush
Unranked: Angelico, Anthony Henry*, AR Fox, Dalton Castle*, Jeff Jarrett, Marko Stunt*, Matt Menard, Rocky Romero*, Serpentico, The Beast Mortos*, The Butcher, Tommy Billington*
Jobbers: Ben Bishop*, GPA*, Kevin Blackwood*, London Lightning*, LSG*, Michael Allen Richard Clark*, MSG*, Rhett Titus*, Shaun Moore*
* - Not listed on the AEW's official roster
Right now the main storylines in this division appear to be: Strickland vs. Danielson; MJF vs. Garcia; Ospreay or MJF vs. PAC; Perry vs. a returning Darby Allin; and Briscoe, Cassidy, and O'Reilly against Strong, Matt Taven, and Mike Bennett. I'm confident Jericho, Big Bill, and Bryan Keith will continue feuding with HOOK, Samoa Joe, and Shibata, but that seems to be on hold (possibly creating room for the teased Jericho vs. Minoru Suzuki program).
Okada and Page seem a bit lost in the shuffle for now, even though they're both in the "blood & guts" double cage match on 7/24, and Okada has a non-title match with Strickland this week. Both men could be set up as challengers for Swerve, but not right away. My guess is they'll just be squashing a lot of undercard guys over the next six weeks.
The Don Callis Family is in a bit of disarray, what with Powerhouse Hobbs and Trent Beretta getting injured, Ospreay leaving the group, and Takeshita about to tour Japan for a month. On 7/13 Callis started an issue with Billington, Cash Wheeler, and Dax Harwood, but as it stands he won't have anybody to back him up against those guys except Kyle Fletcher. So I expect some big moves from Callis, and it'll take more than simply trying to recruit Rush.
Men's tag team division - babyfaces
The Acclaimed - Max Caster & Anthony Bowens
Lucha Bros. - Rey Fenix & Penta El Zero Miedo
Wheeler Yuta (ROH pure champion) & Claudio Castagnoli
Private Party - Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen
Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo*
Komander (AAA cruiserweight champion) & Metalik*
The Outrunners - Truth Magnum* & Turbo Floyd*
Men's tag team division - heels
The Young Bucks - Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson (AEW tag team champions)
Matt Taven & Mike Bennett (ROH tag team champions)
* - Not listed on the AEW's official roster
The tag division is pretty lopsided, although that doesn't have to be a problem if you're keeping both sets of belts on the two heel teams. But if, for example, the Acclaimed actually dethrone the Young Bucks soon, they're gonna need a mess of heel teams to work with in a hurry. (In theory you could just cannibalize the trios division to fill the void, but I'm not a fan of doing that.)
Five months into AEW's alliance with CMLL, Kommander seems to be the only luchador left in AEW that hasn't severed all ties with CMLL's rival, AAA. I expect he'll either drop the title and stop working for AAA, or he'll gradually get phased out of AEW (which would be a huge mistake in my opinion).
Men's trios division - babyfaces
Juice Robinson & Austin Gunn & Colten Gunn
Malakai Black & Brody King & Buddy Matthews
Darius Martin & Dante Martin & Action Andretti
Men's trios division - heels
The Patriarchy - Christian Cage & Killswitch & Nick Wayne
Cage of Agony - Brian Cage & Toa Liona & Bishop Kaun
Shane Taylor Promotions - Shane Taylor & Anthony Ogogo & Lee Moriarty
Premier Athletes - Josh Woods & Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari
Iron Savages - Boulder* & Bronson* & Jacked Jameson*
* - Not listed on the AEW's official roster
The trios division has been kinda wild lately because a lot of the bigger acts, like Chris Jericho's Learning Tree or Mark Briscoe's Conglomeration, have been nowhere near the trios title. Instead we've had two heel teams--the Patriarchy and the House of Black--chasing a third--Jay White and the Gunns--and two of those three teams are now down a man, so now it's Patriarchy vs. Robinson and the Gunns vying for the vacant title. I'm not even sure if AEW is trying to turn House of Black or the Bang Bang Gang babyface, but it's clearly happening one way or another.
(Technically, Buddy Matthews is out with a storyline injury and has yet to return. But since that was to cover for his legit honeymoon, and since WWE is heavily promoting the return of his wife Rhea Ripley for tonight, I assume Buddy doesn't have anything better to do this week than to stage his own return.)
Women's division - babyfaces
Toni Storm (AEW women's world champion)
Willow Nightingale (CMLL women's world champion)
Thunder Rosa
Hikaru Shida
Queen Aminata
Lady Frost*
Trish Adora*
Leyla Hirsch
Rachael Ellering*
Women's division - heels
Mercedes Mone (AEW TBS champion, STRONG women's champion)
Mariah May
Kris Statlander
Deonna Purrazzo
Skye Blue
Nyla Rose
Saraya
Serena Deeb
Harley Cameron
Anna Jay
Jobbers: Ava Lawless*, Kelly Madan*
* - Not listed on the AEW's official roster
It feels like the women's division is firing on all cylinders lately. We've got four key feuds--Storm vs. May, Mone vs. Britt Baker, Nightingale vs. Statlander, and Rosa vs. Purrazzo--not to mention Athena vs. Aminata and Billie Starkz vs. Red Velvet over in ROH. It also seems like Shida, Nyla, and Skye are being primed to step up when the time comes. This is really good--it feels like a division, and not just the same six women endlessly wrestling each other.
No televised AEW matches in over 30 days: Aaron Solo, Alex Reynolds, Angelo Parker, Bobby Dutch, Brandon Cutler, Diamante, Evil Uno, Griff Garrison, John Silver, Lance Archer, Lee Johnson, Marina Shafir, Taya Valkyrie, Vincent Marseglia
Everybody here is mainly working midcard matches for the ROH tapings. Right now I can't even tell that any of them are being set up for matches in the Death Before Dishonor show on 7/28, which seems like a waste. But all of them are still working regularly, even if you haven't seen them around lately.
No televised AEW or ROH matches in over 30 days: Abadon, Athena (ROH women's world champion), Billy Gunn, Britt Baker, Bryan Keith, Cash Wheeler, Colt Cabana, Danhausen, Darby Allin, Dax Harwood, Dustin Rhodes, Emi Sakura, Jay Lethal, Johnny TV, Kiera Hogan, Kip Sabian, Leila Grey, Madison Rayne, Mercedes Martinez, Nick Comoroto, Peter Avalon, Preston Vance, Red Velvet, Ricky Starks, Sammy Guevara, Satnam Singh, Scorpio Sky, Wardlow
Baker, Harwood, Wheeler, and Allin all just came back to TV. Lethal and Singh have been on-screen supporting Jeff Jarrett, but that's about it. (Singh was recently moved out of the official roster's wrestlers' section to the broadcasters' section, for whatever that's worth.) Athena is doing an angle on ROH where she says she can't wrestle but she has a title match scheduled. Velvet is also booked for the ROH PPV. The Patriarchy clobbered Sabian on TV the other day, but I'm not sure whether that means he'll be doing anything in the near future.
The last I heard about Guevara is that his suspension was lifted some time ago, so I can only assume they haven't come up with a story to bring him back, or they're holding off so he can return alongside Tay Melo. Scorpio has been doing some weird vignettes to set up his return, although I can't remember seeing one in a while. I'm starting to wonder what's up with Wardlow, Starks, and Vance, and at this point I've given up hope Danhausen will ever be back.
No televised AEW or ROH matches in 2024: Dralistico, Luther, Mark Sterling, Michael Nakazawa, Mother Wayne, Paul Wight, Penelope Ford, Prince Nana, Rebel, Sonjay Dutt, Stokely Hathaway
Dralistico and Ford are the only ones on this list that I would expect to see wrestling regularly. Wight is clearly semi-retired, if not retired altogether. Luther, Sterling, Nana, Dutt, and Stokely could wrestle, but they're firmly established as seconds. I can't even remember the last time I saw Nakazawa or Rebel. Shayna Wayne, to my knowledge, has never been a pro wrestler, but I suppose sooner or later the Patriarchy will do a comedy mixed tag match.
Inactive
Adam Cole (left leg - ankle fracture)
Adam Copeland (left leg - tibia fracture)
Angel Ortiz (right shoulder - pectoralis tear)
Bandido (left arm - wrist fracture)
Chuck Taylor (left ankle - necrosis)
Daniel Garcia (storyline - "cervical injuries")
Eddie Kingston (right leg - tibia fracture, ACL/meniscus tear)
HOOK (storyline - fireball to the face)
Jamie Hayter (right shoulder - unspecified injury)
Jay White (storyline - unspecified injury)
Julia Hart (unspecified injury)
Keith Lee (unspecified injury)
Kenny Omega (diverticulitis)
Kota Ibushi (right ankle - multiple ligament tears)
Mark Davis (left arm - wrist fracture)
Matt Sydal (right foot - reconstructive surgery)
Miro (unspecified injury)
Powerhouse Hobbs (right knee - unspecified injury)
Riho (right arm - unspecified fracture)
Ruby Soho (pregnancy)
Samoa Joe (on leave - filming Twisted Metal TV show)
Tay Melo (maternity leave)
Trent Beretta (unspecified injury)
The Blade (lower back - unspecified injury)
Yuka Sakazaki (left leg - unspecified injury)
I don't expect Hook, Jay White, or Garcia to be gone for very long--ideally all three should return to set up grudge matches at Wembley Stadium. I'd say the same for Joe, except I don't know how long it will take to wrap up his filming schedule.
I don't know when Adam Cole will be back, but the fact he took a brainbuster from MJF in May suggests he's coming along pretty well. The big question is what there is for him to return to, now that the guy he turned heel on has also turned heel, and has moved on to new business. So there may be no rush to get him back on-screen, unless they have a story in mind.
Ortiz expects to be back around August. Melo is training for her in-ring return, but I wouldn't know how long that will take. I heard recently that Bandido is getting his wrist re-evaluated, but it's been a tough recovery so I won't be surprised if he's not back soon. I never heard of Copeland tearing any ligaments, so if he just had a broken bone that may not take much longer to recover from, although at his age I think he should take his time.
Everybody else on this list is a total question mark as far as I know. And I think it's worth remembering what Britt Baker recently said about suffering a mini-stroke during her time away. There are a lot of injury reports floating around online, but we never really know everything the wrestlers are going through when they're not on-screen.
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