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I need a fanfiction of Tim Drake being basically Nicole from Class of 09. Jason never died so he never became Robin, he stayed a really pretty kid alone in a big house. He had no one to teach him morals or told him that something he’s doing is wrong (One of the things that can develop ASPD is inconsistent parenting and neglect!) + he’s awfully pretty so he suffered from grown adults trying to make moves on him since he was little.
The drugs and the suicide attempts are just plus!
He also is Duke’s and Stephanie’s classmate! So they see that kid who lives next door and is kind of an asshole and always ends up in the progress of someone’s death and decide to investigate him.
Neglect, multiple medical emergencies for suicide attempts, moving very often bc of his parents business (Even if they just stayed a couple of days before leaving him alone again) and the kid has started 10 lawsuits against pedophile teachers and ended up winning.
They decided to adopt him even if they had to drag him kicking and screaming.
Tim swears to god that if that family of furries is trying to kidnap him he’s gonna kill himself. He isn’t pathetic enough to put on a suit.
#tim drake#jason todd#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#dc comics#duke thomas#class of 09#Dick on his day job as a security guard on a mall: Is nice to see you Timmy! are you buying something?#Tim with 3 hot topic’s shirts up his ass: ummm#Jecka is DEFF gonna be Bernard#dick grayson#bernard dowd
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ᰔ. personal lullaby : mike schmidt — fluff only + ft. domestic vibes
continuing my sleepy mike agenda, imagine him coming back home from work and he’s just so tired. yet, he still wants to be around you. he forces himself to blink away the restless weight on his eyes, holding you so close in his lap — using you like a warm weighted blanket. mike doesn’t really like talking about his day, he never had good news to share and he would rather not be reminded how miserable his workday was. so he asks you about your day.
your voice was a sweet tune in his ear, he could listen to you the whole night, reiterating the same news like it was the most interesting thing in the world. what abby ate, if she needed help with her homework, how the weather felt that day. mike would lazily hum at your words, fondling the plushness of your thighs — leaning his head back on the couch while he eyes any changes on your cute expressions.
a groggy “hmm?” and “yeah?” were the only two words mike’s cloudy mind could produce. as much as you try to latch away from his tired form, assuring that he needs sleep or at least a warm blanket, he always seems to decline. you give in, continuing to talk about whatever — blushing at his tired gaze and slurred movements. his calloused hand caresses your cheek so lovingly, teasingly pinching at your soft cheeks that manage to make you whine every time — earning a lopsided smile from mike.
he knows he’s busy, so these nights were important for him. to have you by his side, to study your pretty features without his judgment cursing at his shameless staring, the addicting warmth and softness of your body greedily touched by his strong hands. to fall asleep to your soothing voice, that’s the only thing he could ever wish for.
#.୨୧ ina writes#.purple mark#why are sleepy guys hotter#mike is TIRED but he loves you too much#he’s still a mall security guard#mike schmidt x reader#mike schmidt#fnaf movie x reader#fnaf#fnaf movie#josh hutcherson
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on Elysium Tumblr you'd have Queer Funnymen getting really defensive about their job in the international collaboration police
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i guess you forgot about me.
#aphblr#aphmau#fnaf#mystreet#aphmau shalashaska#this series was so interesting when it came out guys#i think she could work at fazbears in early mystreet#maybe even between mystreet n falcon claw university#i might also slide zane in here bc he was a mall security guard at one point and i think the dayshift would humble him at freddys#this is so silly#aphmau into the aphverse#starcenter art
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idk i guess gordon robbed a mall and benry is interrogating him because gordon’s accomplices (cooper and bubby) left him
#hlvrai#hlvrai benry#hlvrai gordon#frenrey#BENRY IS NOT A COP#he is the malls security guard#need to make that sooooo clear
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soooo… i did another comic with geo (who of course belongs to @8um8le)! it ending up stretching the page quite a bit, so the rest is under the cut o7







and geo proceeded to win every single round of pool that night, the end, thank you for reading this far 🙇
i'm still not super confident in writing for geo, but i had too much fun with this to care ehehe 🥰 this is the year of indulgence, everyone!
edit: i just realized that I PUT THE CIRCUITS ON THE WRONG ARM! it's supposed to be on my right not my left, oh i'm so mad 😭💔
#2024#stellar city#sc geo#sc ash#self insert#self ship#this is skipping foward a while in time from the new years comic damn i'll get to the inbetween later maybe idk#timeline would be nye kiss > stalling > actual confession > dates that are either confined to the mall or over video call > this#i think if it's not related to an event the security guards dress in civilian clothes to cause less of a scene if possible#shoutout to the furnace robot i'm in love with her also i decided that under her faceplate is a flamethrower i think that'd be fun#also i know realistically geo has clothes that aren't suits BUT the idea popped in my head of the mall toons having to fight him on his out#agrees to not wear a nice suit jacket and leave his shirt untucked on the condition that he can keep his gloves#like that's a ridiculous scenario but i lost it laughing#would you believe me if i said that's what made me do all of this#also the 'i won't let them ruin this' is also like… oh sweetheart how do you know YOU won't be the one to ruin it? lmao that'd be fun#i totally gave up on that last panel ngl i couldn't think of what to put on the signs lmao#okay i've rambled more than enough! everyone have a beautiful day/night xoxoxo love you mwah
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mike doodle from the other day!!
#he looks a little different from the last time i drew him because i’m still figuring out his design in my style!!!#he is surprisingly hard to draw#also this is meant to be him in his mall security guard outfit#the novelisation preview inspired me :)#bro is sleepy and overstimulated#five nights at freddy’s#five nights at freddy's movie#five nights at freddy's fanart#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#mike schmidt#mike schmidt fanart#nem art :)
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big day for. witnessing altercations at work i guess
#first security guard was screaming at this dude to get the fuck out of this mall and don’t come back#and then as i was walking out for my ‘smoke break’ (eating a lollipop in front of a store)#there was some guy trying to steal something?? i Think that’s what happened but idk i wasn’t really there#just passing thru yk.#but anyways#there was also a very kind guy who thanked me profusely for being patient with his daughter 🥲#so there’s that#punktalk#and people have been buying the expensive bears today B)
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i could literally write a book longer than the L word about my local lesbian comm + being on a women’s roller derby team in a rural area so much to say + experience
#being friends with the security guards at the mall and rollerskating in the abandoned stores at 3am#lots of relationship drama#ivf baby with a uhaul onesie ❤️#just thinking thoughts#not art
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Wanna see a completely empty modern mall food court?

#i found this last night while looking for some other pictures#this was from 2020#in july#my grandma and i were trying to get to target which was open but#the outside doors were locked#so we went in through the mall#and a security guard came across us and asked us how the hell we got in#we were like uhhhh the doors were open???#this is the most popular mall in my area#the glendale galleria#so seeing it like this and walking through it was very eerie
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i talk about wanting to meet someone irl and then avoid all forms of eye contact and get awkward around people that are mildly attractive
#aka saw like two hot security guards standing outside of the mall and didn't even look in that direction#lisa.txt
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the school im taking the class in is in downtown major city of this state and its like all wired to student card digital money; an art school!! so students cant pool resources and clubs cant raise money for student funds for laundry and food and printing and stuff and people who arnt full time id having students cant use like ? any of the facilities? like a major art institution should be a pillar of a city but instead its like a fortified bunker against the downtown its in
#everything is automative and by like a trust youll do the right thing tm no workers hired for these spaces like when they could be employing#students or people who live downtown and this purely digital transaction is#enforced by the dizzying number of security guards roaming about like understimulated mall cops#well just a fun little obstacle course for me <3
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The only mall I've been to recently is the one I take a shortcut through to get to work, and they have a no loitering policy. If you're sitting on a bench for more than 10ish minutes, the security guards will come tell you to move along. So that's not even always an option.
like man doesn’t it fucking suck that there’s not really any public space. that you can’t go anywhere without spending money on food or transportation, that unless you wanna sit on a mall bench all day or browse library shelves you basically can’t do anything in public? even standing in front of a building without paying for something (“loitering”) is illegal. everything is built to punish homeless people which means if you ever want to sit down or rest or exist in public every building and park bench and windowsill is telling you to kill yourself instead. maybe that has something to do with the unpleasantness of online spaces, where everyone is shoved together into a giant digital chamber because it’s the only “public square” still available while also being isolated and alone in their room on their phone because everything sucks and a global pandemic is still happening. like I’m just saying I think that has more to do with how annoying people are on the internet than like mcu fanfiction
#I've been cutting through the mall for like a decade and sometimes I'll end up really early because the bus#but at this point the security guards know that if I'm sitting there for 10 minutes that I'm just waiting for someone with keys#so that i can get into my work because it's basically next door#i take the bus so i can't just sit in the car and that's why i end up super early sometimes#so most the guards will let me stay#but that's an exception not a rule
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A "Fake" Strip Mall Security has been harassing a Walmart customer for months in Von Karman, Tustin California. He pushed the customer towards the ground twice, as he was about to call the cops. Irvine cops are involved.
A security guard from a strip mall in the Tustin Von Karman area has been harassing a regular customer of Walmart and its nearby business for years.
A man in a Green shirt wearing a security guard jacket with no name tags or ID of his role has been harassing a regular customer of the establishments: Walmart, Seafood City, Jollibee, Panda Express, Starbucks, The Habit, and Taco Bell.
He reportedly assaulted this customer last night January 24, 2025 at around 8:30 pm inside the Walmart entrance. Reports say the victim went inside Walmart to ask for assistance from the Walmart security and the manager of the store. A woman named "Normandee" Walmart worker failed to assist the man. The strip mall security pushed the customer towards the ground twice with intent to harm him. He threw his phone on the ground when the customer was about to call the cops on the security guard.
The strip mall security guard is about 5'11" with a braided pony tail hairstyle, scruffy beard, it happened at 16555 Von Karman Avenue, Irvine California, 92606, January 24, 2025, Friday at around 8:30 pm.
Report says it isn't the first time the strip mall fake security guard harassed this customer. A fake arrest was made last November 31, 2024, the customer didn't do anything, the security guard lied to the cops about the customer - entrapment.
The victim is a regular customer of the area.
#untold crimes#untold murders#Entrapment by Fake security and Fake Cops#Fake strip mall security guard#Fake security guard pushed a customer towards the ground to harm him#Walmart customer assaulted by fake security guard#Man pretending to be strip mall security guard assaulted a customer#Walmart 16555 Von Karman Avenue Irvine Ca 92606
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Can i, an adult, please stop dreaming about begging or prison breaking my way out of high school
#this time there was a virtual security guard#i begged him to let me out just for lunch (i was lying) and he said no#the second i said im 17 (okay james) he buzzed me out and i went the the mall#in this dream if you were 16+ you were allowed to leave ehen ypu wanted#dreams#dream meanings
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Kevin James in Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Dir.Steve Carr
Paul Blart is a mild-mannered man who works as a security guard in a New Jersey mall. For years, he has applied to become a cop, but he always fails the physical exam because he has hypoglycemia and tends to pass out when his blood sugar is low. One day, a gang of organized criminals put the mall under siege and take hostages. Blart becomes trapped inside, and because of his sense of duty, refuses to leave. He thus becomes the police department's eyes on the inside and attempts to stop the criminals on his own.
*Two of Kevin James' real-life family members are seen in this film: the karaoke singer is his older brother Gary Valentine, and the woman with two children who Paul helps is his wife Steffiana De La Cruz.
Good, light-hearted comedy...
#Paul Blart: Mall Cop#2009#film#movie#Kevin James#Steve Carr#security guard#Mall#criminals#thieves#under siege#fight back#comedy#action#crime#just watched#guitar
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