#malleus twisted wonderland

[dibbledoodle]

MASQUERADE BOIS IN A NUTSHELL

I thought it was funny 😆

[akechisu1]

[helveroz]

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[demon-lover-669]

Y/n has chickens

Malleus: child of man do your chickens have names?

Y/n: Yes! They are all named after my friends!

Malleus: oh?

Y/n: yeah *picks up a jersey giant almost the size of them* This is Malleus! He’s the biggest and the leader of the chicken coop! He’s a jersey giant!

Malleus: *chuckles and nods* and this one pecking my foot?

Y/n: oh that’s sebek! *picks it up showing it has some angry eyebrows*

[etheries1015]

The sparkles surrounding Malleus....He's so happy 😭😭 and Idia totally relating to him in the weirdest round about way possible....

Also I can see Malleus clutching his heart like that to something Yuu does that he finds incredibly adorable

Yuu: *Fixes their hair slightly before glancing over at Malleus and flashes a smile* Hi mal~!

Malleus- *Clutching his heart and doubling over* An...an angel...I'm in the presence of the worlds most fascinatingly stunning and wonderful specimen any fae or human alike ever lay eyes upon, what beauty, what benevelonce

Idia- Dude what

Lilia, putting his hand on idias shoulder and shaking his head- Its best not to question a dragons affections and interests

Yuu- *chuckles* you're so funny, Mal. C'mon let's go, we don't want to be late for gargoyle studies!

Malleus- *Happy dragon squeels*

[tenshi-senpie]

𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 🌘🌑🌒

📷: @kimlumiacos

Costume & Props: 👼 tenshi_senpie

[kanroji-san]

Leona:*With You on his lap, letting you use his chest as pillows as you take a VERY much needed nappy*

Malleus:*Smilling with a dark aura*Kingscholar...You appear to have something on your shirt...

Leona:*Smilling "innocently"*What is it?~

Malleus:*Eyes full of bloodlust* MY CHILD OF MAN

[nightshade-writes-stories]

Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #27

Silver:Y’know there’s a rumour going around that you’re in love with the prefect.

Mallues: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it???

[sorbetisfruity]

Yuu, getting ready to hang out with Malleus:

Yuu: Malleus! But you’re three hours early!!

Malleus: Haha! Oh..you know!

Malleus: I’m just obsessed with you.

[parad-ice-lostandfound]

Prompt: "I don't care that you're hanging up lights, get off the roof!"

Pairing: Malleus Draconia x Gn!Reader/Prefect/Yuu

Genre: Fluff, Slight hurt/comfort

TW: Reader falls off a roof (but they're okay, don't worry)

You were a brave human.

Malleus had made this assumption on your second meeting, when you graced him with that silly nickname that he now held so dear. The casual way you interacted with him may have stemmed from your ignorance regarding his true identity, but to see you continue to use it even after learning he was the heir apparent to Briar Valley had left him with a pleasant warmth in his chest and his cheeks.

He adored every part of you, including that bravery of yours that made him fall for you in the first place.

But dear Sevens, that bravery would be the death of him one day.

"Child of man," he called out to you, a mix of puzzlement and concern in his eyes, "what are you doing up on the roof?"

"Hornton!" You visibly brightened as you noticed him, waving your arm so vigorously at him that he feared you would fall from your place on top of Ramshackle's roof. Malleus took a step ahead, worry flashing in his eyes as he looked up at you.

"I'm hanging up some lights for the winter holidays! Ramshackle's gonna look nice and festive this winter," you spoke, showing him the bundle of wires with lights on them that you had next to you.

"Is it truly necessary?" He asked, acutely aware of the pain in his neck from looking up at you. Was this how you felt when you had to look up at him? Now, that would not do; he would have to find a way to make it so that you wouldn't feel any pain in your neck while looking up-

His train of thought was derailed by the sight of you leaning forward almost dangerously. "I'm gonna be fine, don't worry," you told him, a carefree smile on your face.

"Child of man, Ramshackle has no need to be decorated. It is beautiful just the way it is," and so are you, went unsaid. Malleus took a step closer, talking softly and gently, trying to coax you to come down. "Please, come down before you hurt yourself."

"You worry too much Mal-Mal, I'll be fiNE-"

In your attempt to reassure him, you had taken a step ahead on the roof, slipping and getting your leg tangled in the wire.

Malleus' heart nearly stopped as he saw you fall. He casted a spell almost immediately, catching you mid-air with his magic before letting you down onto the ground carefully.

Your legs gave out beneath you from almost falling to your death, and you sat heavily on the ground. Malleus rushed to you, quickly kneeling to check you for any injuries, even though he had saved you with his magic. You rested your hands on his biceps, trembling slightly due to the adrenaline coursing through your veins as you allowed him to look you over.

After making sure you were alright, he pulled you into a hug, his larger frame hiding you from view as he held you close to his chest. You held onto him just as tightly, and for the next few minutes you both just sat in silence, holding onto each other and thinking of what could have happened had he not been there.

"Now I understand what Lilia meant when he used to say that Silver and I would shave years off his lifespan whenever we went off into the forest without letting him know," he said after a few tense moments, voice slightly shaky. Your hands held on tighter at his words, feeling guilty. One of his hands curled protectively over your head, while the other rested on your back.

"I-" your throat felt dry, tight. You couldn't get your words out, even as Malleus waited for you to finish your reply. So you settled on squeezing him tight, trying to make him feel your apology for scaring him when you couldn't put it in words.

"Next time, please allow me to do this sort of thing for you, my dear. Even with how long my life is sure to be, I would rather not deal with such stress ever again," he told you gently, smiling when you nodded, your face hidden against him.

He picked you up, and took you inside Ramshackle, your plans of decorating the roof left for another day.

Back to Masterlist...

[liviavanrouge]

Twst Blot AU

Crowley: Good to see you boys, I have called you here for a reason, I have some people for you to meet

Riddle: What did you call us here for? How come Jamil is here?

Crowley: Come out boys!

Riddle, Leona, Azul, Jamil, Vil, Idia and Malleus: H-HUH!??

Crowley: Meet your overblots, to make it easier we decided on different names!

Crowley: So boys meet Ray, Leo, Azure, Jaja, Vivi, Idrak, and Mal

Ray(Riddle Overblot): Hmph...

Leo(Leona overblot): Why you staring idiot!?

Azure(Azul overblot): *Looks away, rubbing his arm*

Jaja(Jamil Overblot): *Scowls, his snake hair hissing*

Vivi(Vil overblot): *Grumbles, trying to fix his hair* Absolutely unacceptable!

Idrak(Idia overblot): *Huddled in a corner, playing video games*

Mal(Malleus Overblot): *Floats silently, his arms crossed humming*

Riddle: WHAT THE-!?

Crowley: Apparently, when Ogre used their lithic on each of you, your blot appearances split from your bodies, they're now their own people

Ray: Can we get this OVER WITH!??

Crowley: They have quite the tempers

Jaja: Temper? TEMPER!??? WHO HAS A TEMPER YOU UGLY OLD CROW!???

Crowley: ...this is gonna be fun....isn't it?

@anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @writing-heiress

[akechisu1]

Happy b day sebek !

[gendercomsumer]

hiii ^^ I would like some headcanons for riddle, malleus, vil and rook with a fem mc that accidentally ends up making them laugh (because what she says or does is very random xd maybe an example would be like jennifer lawrence sjjs she is very funny ) well that's all, thanks and take care <3

Riddle, Malleus, Vil, and Rook with an S/O who can make them laugh with the most random things

A/N: Hello to you too Anon! I know this has been in my inbox for gods knows how long- But thank you still for sending this in! I hope this is to your liking! I actually did watch some Jennifer Lawrence videos for inspiration and I have to agree the comedic timing she has is perfect!! I also used some google translate in Rooks part so it may not be accurate ^^;

Characters: Riddle, Malleus, Vil, and Rook

Warnings: Cursing to a mild degree, playful mention of stalking in Rooks (I love him I swear!!!), lightly proof read

Fem!Reader

Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle is a bit difficult to get a good genuine laugh out of, at least in my opinion.

Like sure you have a small chuckle when he finds something amusing, but i feel like it'd be a bit of a challenge to get a good genuine laugh out of.

Then you came in, saying the strangest things at the most unrelated times!

And Ace and Deuce find this absolutely hilarious

You'll say the most out of pocket shit with the straightest face and somehow half the people around you start to laugh some others breaking out in giggles

Ace and Deuce have definitely talked about this 'talent' of yours, at least in their words.

You had said some of these strange comments around Riddle and he found them strange a bit endearing as well

I'd think the time you got a good laugh out of him was when you had come with him to take care of some of the hedgehogs

The two of you were sitting in the grass some of the hedgehogs were playing while a few had decided that climbing on the two of you was a good way to pass the time

One had wandered up onto your head and almost fell off but luckily you were able to save the little guy before he fully hit the ground

After Riddle worriedly checked the little guy over you while looking over his shoulder at the small animal said:

"Well at least we know this one has no self preservation"

Unwillingly, or maybe subconsciously, a small laugh makes it's way through Riddles chest to his lips.

Well, now maybe he saw what those two were blabbering on about

Your little comments were always appreciated with Riddle

Even if they didn't cause him to laugh they did brighten his mood at least somewhat

"Yes, this one does tend to be a bit of a handful. Reminds me of a certain rose I know"

He teased before you two fell back into the pattern of caring for the small animals

More chuckles and comments to come no doubt

Malleus Draconia

At first Malleus didn't understand why the rest of Diasomnia found your remarks so comical

Yes his child of man did tend to bring a certain warmth where ever she walked

But he didn't see this as an excuse for the amount of laughter you cause people around you

Most of the remarks you make will fly over his head

I'm sorry but he seems like the kind of guy to not get the joke until you explain it to him-

Now the Thorn Prince does share a few chuckles with those around him when he finds something amusing, similar to Riddle

But it's even more difficult to get a laugh out of him considering he doesn't get a lot of the play on words type of jokes

but something abrupt and slightly out of context?

I feel like that would get some sort of laugh out of him

One day you were talking with Malleus about some of the things you did in your old world

The topic of amusement parks came up and you started listing the rides you used to go on as a child

Roller coasters, bumper cars, lazy rides where you could relax, until you blanked on the name of a ride

It was frustrating considering it was probably something simple and you would remember it after their conversation, but you wanted to keep the ball rolling

Malleus mean while was partly enjoying seeing how frustrated you got over a simple word

You really were a strange thing weren't you Child of man?

"I'm sorry Mal- I know what I'm thinking of! It's on the tip of my tongue- It's like one of those horse tornado things!"

Horse.. tornado..?

Now that got Malleus attention

he understood the other rides you described, favoring the lazy rides

but what ever this horse tornado was... it sounded.. strange, yet curious at the same time

"CAROUSELS!! FUCKING CAROUSELS, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLED!"

Malleus let out a small puff of air before he started chuckling under his breath

You truly were a strange one weren't you child of man, just like the world you came from

Malleus pressed a kiss to your forehead letting out one more chuckle before speaking

"Truly fascinating, maybe one day you could bring me to one of these 'horse tornados' you have me interested"

Sure jokes your fly over his head, but he would tease you some what for your small skips in memory

Vil Schoenheit

Now Vil, having acted in a lot of movies, (If I'm correct) Would have probably had a few good laughs in that line of work

Weather that be on set or behind the cameras

But he doesn't often let out a good laugh in public, it's not really part of the proper image he'd want to put out there

As for behind closed doors or with close friends he's definitely willing to have a laugh

And who better to bring a smile to his face than his lovely sweet potato?

Though one good moment always stuck out to him that caused him to have one of the most genuine laughs in awhile

The two of you were getting ready to go out to a fancy restaurant, courtesy of Vil of course, hair, makeup, shoes things like that

While Vil was sitting at his vanity working on his eyes when you came out of the bathroom in a stunning dress hand picked by Vil

It brought out all your best features while still being enough coverage to where it wasn't uncomfortable to wear into a public area

The two of you made idle conversation as you sat on a near by chair to slip on a matching set of heels for the dress

As you stood up in the heels to work on your own makeup you lost your balance thanks to the new height the heels provided

Although Vil was quick to catch you making sure you came no where near the floor he still was concerned

"Oh sweet potato are you alright? What happened?"

Yes looking back on it the question seemed dumb but he was concerned

but you just let out a giggle while regaining your balance before saying:

"Well I'm not sure what happened, but I remember wanting to yell 'fuck' as my last words before I embarrassed myself"

Vil took a moment while looking at you

then a chuckle escaped his lips which soon turned into the two of you sharing a small laugh

Now Vil doesn't know why he laughs at your antics, in hindsight they're just normal phrases

But maybe it's the delivery?

Or the way you smile at him?

What ever it may be it always causes a smile to grace his lips or a chuckle to be drawn from him

Sure Vil maybe all about preserving beauty and making sure he looks flawless

But if he happens to get a few smile lines because of your antics, he will never hold it against you

"Well my darling, I'm glad to hear you're alright. It would be a shame if you or your lovely dress got roughed up before we left. Now come, you still want to do your makeup don't you? Allow me to help"

Rook Hunt

Now Rook has plenty of laughs in his life

Weather that be from stalking some poor soul or a genuine laugh among friends

Rook out of the four is probably the easiest to get a laugh from

He's a joyful guy wanting to see all nature and the world has to offer! Can you blame him?

Then enters you who some how can't help but leave Rook giggling when ever you do something!

You put your tie on wrong? Oh silly Trickster aren't you just the sweetest thing!

Then comes your words which to Rook is a whole new ball park

Rook tends to hold onto every word meant for him, weather that be written or spoken out loud

His darling Tricksters words are so elegant and so sweet how could he not treasure everyone!

What really gets him chuckling and laughing is the moments when your words aren't as sweet and graceful

Cut to one day when you and Rook were in the fields often used for flying class

Rook had a desire to teach you archery so he happened to drag you along with a quiver and bow to some targets set by his hand

After the first few moments of Rook teaching you how to properly hold and aim the bow and making sure your arm guard was secure (He wouldn't want his darling trickster to get rope burn!) He let you shoot

All was going well as you hit targets in an... acceptable way

But all that seemed to end when a large gust of wind sent your best shot yet off course and into the ground

And just as Rook was about to offer some encouragement to keep going and try once more

some colorful language came from you to say the least

"Wind!? Really!?! Could you not wait two fucking minuets!! Nooooo! You just had to thro my best shot off course you-!"

Now don't get Rook wrong he hold the sweet words you two share close to his heart

But there was just something about you yelling at the wind of all things that caused him to start laughing

As he laid on the grass of the field eyes closed as he laughed

Oh? It seems your colorful language is directed towards him now? Even better!

"Trickster- reine de mon coeur! Please I believe- I believe you have shared plenty enough words with the wind today!"

A/N: This is actually the first time I've taken a good look at the name of Malleus' dorm. Dia = Dragon. Somnia = Sleep

Diasomnia = Dragon of sleep

just a ting i found silly :)

[oliwozo]

[dreamofjoys]

THE MALLEUS LACTATION FIC! 🤯 💦 had me on my knees. I can just imagine him not keeping his hands to himself even if he’s not in the bedroom alone with you. Just squeezing milk out of your titties all day.

— c/w: 18+ headcannons, lactation kink, afab, groping

MALLEUS gives lots of excuses just to play with your tits. Offering to help you squeeze out your breast milk, claiming that he knows you are tired and that you just gave birth so resting should be your utmost priority.

You don’t realise how his large hands seems to be cupping your breast obscenely, groping onto them and toying with it in a circular motion. He loves it the most whenever he squeeze your tits with just a fickle of strength, and your milk starts leaking out like waterfall.

Of course, he fulfils his duties as a father and husband by diligently collecting your breast milk in a cup that was meant for the baby. Malleus plays off his act innocently but don’t you find it weird that he has been playing with your breast and tits for about 2 hours and a half now? The little him is poking hard in his pants too.

[etheries1015]

*During the 3rd years class time*

Idia- How could you possibly find that attractive, Malleus?

Malleus- what do you mean? I see nothing wrong with my dearest. Do you have a problem with whom I choose to mate with, shroud?

Idia- Uhh..No, It's just...um.. *points ahead*

Yuu- *Laughing maniacally with glass shards sticking to them and blood dripping down their head before looking up and seeing malleus sitting among the students and gasping* Hi Mal Mal!

Malleus- *Smiles and waves back* Hello, my dear prefect.

Vil, mortified- You just flew through a glass window, How are you okay right now? We should get you to the nurse-

Yuu- Nah its okay! I'm sure I can fly one of these eventually, this actually went a lot better than last time! *Grabs broom* anyways, bye guys! *Proceeds to jump out the same (now shattered) window they came through to get back to gym class*

Malleus, in love- Ah...perfect.

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